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 No.450444

Request edition

 No.450450

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>>450443

Quite a merry gathering.

>>450445

Don't we do that almost every thread though? Including QG himself?


 No.450451

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>>450441

I am

>>450443

Dirty paladin picker

>>450447

So you were just hoping I had already gone and you would get away with it?

Stop being an idiot, I'm not going to tell you anymore

We do need another thread. A sensible one


 No.450452

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>>450444

request?

i don't think i need anything from anyone.

i guess people can request pics from me though just like always.


 No.450453

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>>450448

The heart wants what it wants was good off the last album


 No.450454

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I request smiley post pictures of lg Elle.


 No.450455

>>450451

bro you act like i even know who you are

you posted 1 time between the last 1 post, then right after i posted that

19:25

>1 other post at 20:07

>next post "n-no!"

not even contributing to the conversations, so then make the next damn thread it was 550+ by the time i made one

but glad to see the strict upstanding class of thread titles was upheld tho

just like the nazi ones an other bullshit lol

>calling me by a name i havent used in 2 years like you even knew me back then or talked to me at all personally


 No.450456

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 No.450457

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some of these are smaller than the ideal but no upgrades exist


 No.450458

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 No.450459

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>>450455

I'm not going to debate with you. Your post broke the few rules we have, its not very hard to understand


 No.450460

>>450459

you mean the rules that QG allows to be broken every night cause this or that candydoll pic "isnt that bad"


 No.450461

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>>450456

>>450457

>>450458

Thank you ♥

I really don't have any pictures of her when she was much younger.


 No.450462

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I'm off to bed, good night ♥


 No.450463

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>>450461

♥ xoxoxo ♥


 No.450464

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>>450462

goodnight


 No.450465

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Hey now


 No.450466

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>>450462

Nightt.

>>450463

I still prefer current Elle, but >>450458 this set is pretty great.


 No.450467

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>>450466

i like her at all stages of development. she is something special imo.

did you see the webm i made from phoebe in wonderland? if not i will post them ITT.

>>450465

HEY NOW


 No.450468

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>>450465

>>450467

This is what dreams are made of?


 No.450469

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>>450465

Hello footman.

>>450467

I agree, but around 12ish was when she really seemed to grow into her looks to me.

No, I didn't see them. Post away.


 No.450470

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>>450469

Phoebe in Wonderland is my favorite role of hers but it isn't an easy movie to revisit since her character is so mentally ill.


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 No.450472

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>>450467

Hey smiles

>>450468

I believe it is, I believe it is.

>>450469

Hey Jet.


 No.450473

fucking flood detection even though i stopped posting


 No.450474

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trying again


 No.450475

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 No.450476

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>>450473

copypaste's windows xp laptop server HDD can only handle so much


 No.450477

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>>450470

Elle looks really cute in the film, and actually curious to see it now.


 No.450478

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>>450477

it is basically a glorified hallmark/lifetime type of movie. but her performance is outstanding.


 No.450479

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Is this mic on?


 No.450480

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>>450478

those are the best movies


 No.450481

>>450480

i tend to like watching that stuff as well.

very comfy.


 No.450482

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>>450478

like time has some gr8 movies

like the one about the girl who is pressured into giving BJ's as a freshman in HS to impress a senior

also the one about middle school girls getting sexually transmitted diseases from swapping with eachother and all the boys in school, and they dont care cause they're rich an their parents are hardly ever home

also the one about the boy who gets his own computer in his room and starts fapping all teh time and the mom gets really worried cause his door is closed all the time

and the hot bulimia movie where the girl winds up needing light white colored lipstick an is constantly purging after meals to stay hot


 No.450483

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>>450482

>like time has some gr8 movies

I agree I personally enjoye-

>mfw I read the rest of the post


 No.450484

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>>450482

or that one where the girl is stuck in an attic with her brother and they end up banging

what kind of loose actress would accept that role


 No.450485

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 No.450486

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>>450485

fucking Lily Mo :3

absolutely one of us if we were qt waifu with a 9/10 rich actress mommy


 No.450487

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Bad Sister would have been a good Lifetime movie if Ryry had been the one doing the molesting.

>>450486

Are you sure she hasn't turned normie on us??


 No.450488

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>>450486

>fucking Lily Mo

very suggestive


 No.450489

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>Brunch for two

Poor Chloe


 No.450490

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>>450487

agreed about Bad Sister.

just put this one on my watchlist because of MacKenzie and also it might be comfy

http://letterboxd.com/film/the-cookie-mobster/

>>450488

aw shit :P

actually not sure if she is even straight tbh.


 No.450491

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>>450489

that girl larsen is really unappealing. huge downgrade from chloe imo.

who has that pic of lexee with a fake beard (?) i saw it in a past thread. looked like her and chloe were a couple.


 No.450492

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Hi.


 No.450493

>>450484

you mean the shitty kiki remake?

the original with kristy swanson was hotter and better


 No.450494

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I'm back!!!


 No.450495

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>>450493

i didn't know it was a remake


 No.450496

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>>450490

That sounds like a movie that'd be fun to watch in chat.

>>450491

Lexee and Chloe make a much better pair.


 No.450498

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Hello all.


 No.450499

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>>450498

That's very romantic…

Hey man how is it?


 No.450500

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 No.450501

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 No.450503

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>>450501

Interdasting O-o got anymore? All I got is this


 No.450504

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>>450499

Going alright. Just got back from having dinner with my parents.


 No.450505

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>Cop Helps Girl, 2, Put On Pants After She Called 911: 'My Heart Went Out to Her'

guys our maddie hit the papers


 No.450506

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>>450503

not that much on my phone


 No.450507

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>>450501

>>450495

>>450484

>>450506

Stop posting my waifu.


 No.450508

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>>450507

You can't like own a waifu, man.


 No.450509

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>>450507

say please


 No.450510

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>>450509

Why?

Will you?


 No.450511

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Would you wear a waifu shirt in public?

If so, which one?


 No.450512

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>>450510

no its just polite


 No.450513

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>>450504

How did that go?

>>450507

Kek you didn't tag me… How's it going Slava?

>>450511

Yes one with like a pic of some waifu's with like /waifuist/ on it I am actually thinking about making a waifuist shirt


 No.450514

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>>450511

Would just get laughed at tbh


 No.450515

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>>450511

Any of them really.

Can I order that one?


 No.450516

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>>450444

wow, taytay

those eyes

those thighs


 No.450517

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>>450490

Larsen is an acquired taste…like IPAs.


 No.450518

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>>450516

Hey outer.


 No.450519

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>>450513

It was alright.


 No.450520

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>>450512

Then eat shit.

>>450513

You're ok, I think you actually appreciate her, unlike him.


 No.450521

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>>450518

hello friend!

hello all


 No.450522

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>>450520

I posted the on of her showing off her ass though?!? Slava why don't you hate me?

>>450521

Hey man!!!


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 No.450524

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>>450521

Hey Outer


 No.450525

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>>450508

Only I can


 No.450526

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>>450513

>with like /waifuist/ on it I am actually thinking about making a waifuist shirt

That'll definitely get you put on a list. The autism awareness one

>>450514

I know you have a history of being made fun of my little girls, but I think they'd like the shirt.

>>450515

Seems like it was personalized for her. All the shirts on the site are ridiculously expensive, anyway.

http://www.facefactory.co/


 No.450527

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>>450525

Stevis how is it going?

>>450526

It's ok I have been on it for a while why not have a little fun…


 No.450528

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 No.450529

>>450528

I pick the second one!!!


 No.450530

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>>450526

The Andreja shirt would show how progressive I am, so maybe I would get defended by some tumblr users


 No.450531

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>>450511

probably not, dont think I could pull it off

>>450520

mean

>>450522

he reserves his hate for me, jethro says way worse things about bella than I ever have


 No.450532

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>>450529

I want to wear the fifth one. :^)


 No.450533

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 No.450534

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>>450530

it needs a caption like 'this is what a real woman looks like' then I would wear it under my 'this is what a femenist looks like' cardigan


 No.450535

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>>450528

>>450532

but really tho I like the third and fourth


 No.450536

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>>450531

What can you say bad about Bella?

>>450532

>>450535

I could wear her hair


 No.450537

File: 1457242436834.jpg (1.68 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1457000874673_chloe_moretz….jpg)

>>450534

>this is what a real woman looks like

That would trigger people though


 No.450538

File: 1457242484433.jpg (118.74 KB, 640x1135, 128:227, PshVSnO.jpg)

>>450536

good question

>>450537

they're just whiny fags and fat people tho


 No.450539

File: 1457242598184.jpg (118.04 KB, 920x560, 23:14, john_russo_01.jpg)

>>450538

Please check your hetero and thin privilege, that post really triggered me


 No.450540

File: 1457242599035.jpg (19.72 KB, 335x363, 335:363, shirtmockup.jpg)

>>450511

I do

>>450527

Home from the internship


 No.450541

File: 1457242636013.jpg (321.43 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, Curls 3.jpg)

>>450537

you can turn it on them by acting apalled that they would suggest a trans woman is not a real woman

play them like a damn fiddle


 No.450542

File: 1457242680601.jpg (503.38 KB, 656x1024, 41:64, 473644268.jpg)

>>450540

That shirt is so cool… Too bad all I have is a Taylor Swift shirt. How did the internship go today?


 No.450543

File: 1457242800939.jpg (230.72 KB, 1897x927, 1897:927, ss (2016-03-05 at 06.32.53….jpg)

So apparently, I'm a Ravenclaw.

>>450542

I signed a thing saying that I can't talk about what goes on in there. So I'll just say it was fine. Met new people. There's this one girl my age straight outta Norway and she's really really cute.


 No.450544

File: 1457242883388.jpg (264.91 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, l0lrXAW.jpg)

>>450543

>14 1/2" and Slightly Springy

Sounds like my wand


 No.450545

File: 1457242940610.jpg (2.44 MB, 3456x4895, 3456:4895, Lauren2478.jpg)

>>450544

I knew someone would comment on that. Hahaha


 No.450546

File: 1457242973680.jpg (262.68 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, u7A1ZO4.jpg)

>>450530

Maybe if you were in Melbourne.

>>450539

>tato

>hetero privilege


 No.450547

File: 1457242983858.jpg (63.78 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, cRCqtkZ.jpg)

>>450539

I checked it this morning it was still there thank god

>>450543

pretty sure thats the gay house

>>450544

post pics


 No.450548

File: 1457242987117.jpg (245.7 KB, 743x840, 743:840, seventeen_mexico_feb_2016_….jpg)

>>450541

That's genius.

Okay, ordering my Andreja shirt now.

>>450544

kek


 No.450549

File: 1457243066195.jpg (357.33 KB, 1450x2179, 1450:2179, Landry-Bender-annie-004.jpg)

>>450543

Dang it…

>straight outta norway

Some girls from Norway are hot but I personally think Australian chicks are the hottest


 No.450550

File: 1457243068825.jpg (146.89 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 12728524_447388618790565_8….jpg)

>me in the middle


 No.450551

File: 1457243123809.png (142.65 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, Screenshot from 2016-02-26….png)

>>450543

i got the feminine beta male house, and it didn't even have to ask any personal questions

fuck me

>>450548

i actually wanted one but >>450526

it's not available to the public and their shitty tees are ~$100 each


 No.450552

File: 1457243250141.jpg (632.49 KB, 1141x953, 1141:953, 1396456113079.jpg)

>>450551

I'll make you a custom one and force my mummy deliver it to you when she comes to Argentina.


 No.450553

File: 1457243302529.jpg (182.91 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, QwyPzug.jpg)

>>450551

>enter email

nope


 No.450554

File: 1457243334110.webm (2.61 MB, 854x480, 427:240, V I E T N A M.webm)

>>450522

Where?

>>450531

No he doesn't.


 No.450555

File: 1457243443433.jpg (1022.36 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 06.27.15 Landry Bender (Bi….jpg)


 No.450556

File: 1457243500229.jpg (46.88 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 10471897_534877756667239_1….jpg)


 No.450557

File: 1457243553928.jpg (1.26 MB, 1867x3000, 1867:3000, 1456801110298.jpg)

>>450552

You're a sweetheart but don't do that lol, I'll survive without one.

>that pic

wh-what is going on in there

>>450553

What even is the problem with that?


 No.450558

File: 1457243562973.webm (2.59 MB, 640x480, 4:3, I have a raging boner rig….webm)


 No.450559

>>450540

will u wear that for me?


 No.450560

File: 1457243567506.jpg (83.39 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12784061_1687421574847782_….jpg)


 No.450561

File: 1457243591012.jpg (64.26 KB, 355x434, 355:434, Lauren3128.jpg)

>>450551

You're personality and curiousity shows within the questions you answer. Since the houses are based off of what traits you express the most intern of interacting with your environment, if that makes any sense.

>>450549

Australians are legitimately the ugliest people besides Central Americans.

>>450547

It has Luna Lovegood in it. Which is good enough for me


 No.450562

File: 1457243672505.webm (3.3 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1457067151444.webm)

>>450555

Ok. Why do you want me to hate you?


 No.450563

File: 1457243680026.jpg (54.22 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, 93b77a356fa9a25fe3a441439f….jpg)

>>450558

>Kalani

WEW


 No.450564

File: 1457243851608.gif (760.06 KB, 245x131, 245:131, tumblr_mb5zo3iILL1qcors4o5….gif)

>>450561

Well I don't think the women are that ugly… The worst is Central Americans and Southern eastern Americans. Like

>>450562

I just want you to acknowledged my existence. Is that too much to ask for?

>>450563

Dang her hair is so pretty!!!


 No.450565

File: 1457243937064.jpg (359.21 KB, 1024x680, 128:85, 1451088258414-2.jpg)

>>450561

>It has Luna Lovegood in it. Which is good enough for me

Woah. I like you a lot more now that I know you like Luna.


 No.450566

File: 1457244011189.jpg (386.64 KB, 1280x1577, 1280:1577, khad.jpg)

>>450564

Yep. One of my favorite Dance Mom girls.


 No.450567

File: 1457244092741.jpg (497.98 KB, 1280x1841, 1280:1841, qqmbeiO.jpg)

>>450561

and she was clearly a lesbian

>>450557

effort

>>450562

he wants to fit in


 No.450568

File: 1457244113743.jpg (396.38 KB, 1667x2500, 1667:2500, Maia-Mitchell:-The-Fosters….jpg)

>>450566

Best taste as always :P


 No.450569

File: 1457244119364-0.jpg (82.52 KB, 640x478, 320:239, LaurenGN1.jpg)

File: 1457244119365-1.jpg (211.85 KB, 960x960, 1:1, Lauren3079.jpg)

Gotta hit the sack. Have work at 6am tomorrow. Good night


 No.450570

File: 1457244132813.png (631.48 KB, 813x780, 271:260, 1454919293994-3.png)

>>450566

She's cute but I still like Maddie Ziegler more. She is more femininely developed than Maddie but Maddie has got so much energy.


 No.450571

File: 1457244168829.jpg (80.81 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1452643743479-1.jpg)

>>450569

Sweet dreams fellow crazy chaser.


 No.450572

File: 1457244187495.jpg (83.9 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, kh121.jpg)

>>450568

LOL

That's me!

>>450570

Fair enough. She is definitely the most…developed of the group.


 No.450573

File: 1457244194963-0.jpg (76.64 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1455145342630-3.jpg)

File: 1457244194963-1.jpg (101.67 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1455143814032-2.jpg)

File: 1457244194976-2.jpg (1.11 MB, 2848x2132, 712:533, 1455142555808-2.jpg)

>>450569

Night night!!! Sweet Lauren dreams


 No.450574

File: 1457244219117.webm (436.53 KB, 480x480, 1:1, wtf.webm)

>>450569

Working at 6AM on a Sunday?


 No.450575

File: 1457244308553.jpg (75.63 KB, 798x1056, 133:176, 1415431651786.jpg)

>>450557

Andreja did sell a limited edition t-shirt a few years back, though.

http://andrejapejicpage.tumblr.com/post/51017392370/andrej-pejic-shirts-are-out-now-whatever-by-ap

Isn't public photography great?


 No.450576

File: 1457244475427.jpg (146.04 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, LB-3.jpg)

>>450572

I don't watch Dance mom's so I don't keep up with the girls I just follow some on twitter and Instagram n stuff. Maddie typically doesn't do much on twitter. Plus I am more of a fan of this girl Landry Bender.

>>450574

Tell me about it I have to be up in six hours too :P


 No.450577

File: 1457244531356.jpg (559.17 KB, 2543x1965, 2543:1965, 1454304412481-3.jpg)

>>450575

Those are beautiful… though I'm not confident enough to wear pink clothes.

>Isn't public photography great?

No I meant in her underwear. There is clearly some kind of foreign object in there, it's very visible in the middle pic.


 No.450578

File: 1457244611665.jpg (71.58 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11236227_924327854257140_6….jpg)

>>450576

I don't watch a lot of Dance Moms either but I've seen Kalani in there and well you know. Actually to be honest her mom is not bad either.


 No.450579

File: 1457244643601.jpg (135.26 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, A1DUFOx.jpg)

>>450577

33 toes


 No.450580

File: 1457244875279.gif (802.8 KB, 500x270, 50:27, anna applause.gif)

>>450579

well played


 No.450581

File: 1457245123451.jpg (50.21 KB, 372x633, 124:211, O576f8i.jpg)

>>450579

creepy


 No.450582

File: 1457245123451.png (830.72 KB, 755x756, 755:756, landry-bender-behind-the-s….png)

>>450578

I literally can not background that show it's so cancerous. Plus Stevis got me into game of thrones so I have been watching that lately. I mainly watch disney stuff cute girls are in it and it's easy to background for me that is.


 No.450583

File: 1457245130754.jpg (267.15 KB, 800x1149, 800:1149, 136434219510.jpg)

>>450579

Was natalie shopping for a dildo in that pic?

Also your joke took me forever to get. I'm really stupid.


 No.450584

File: 1457245190046.jpg (1.71 MB, 3600x1799, 3600:1799, 1415223603011.jpg)

>>450577

You can wear the white one. Empy would prefer the pink one.

I-I see a bit of an indentation there but I cant make anything out.


 No.450585

File: 1457245266485.jpg (154.9 KB, 857x1200, 857:1200, BA9A6649__24994.1420572816….jpg)

>>450582

I watch it for the mom/abby drama. At least that's what I tell people.


 No.450586

File: 1457245442749.jpg (1.08 MB, 2954x4439, 2954:4439, 1456763934322.jpg)

>>450582

The thumbnails is Bella, but the expanded image is not Bella…

What are you trying to pull?


 No.450587

File: 1457245563989.jpg (160.3 KB, 1080x1329, 360:443, 12797694_775568482577846_1….jpg)

>>450581

js

>>450585

What a qt


 No.450588

File: 1457245596256.jpg (81.09 KB, 387x385, 387:385, 49878534.jpg)

>>450585

I tell people I watch disney channel because my brother likes it. Which has worked most of the time… It's hard to explain to people when they see my screen backgrounds or my screensavers.

>>450586

Refer to pic


 No.450589

File: 1457245631178.jpeg (227.1 KB, 1252x1252, 1:1, eJoz1UaW.jpeg)

>>450587

I know right

>>450588

LOL nice


 No.450591

File: 1457245889164.jpg (59.54 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1402243495962.jpg)

>>450588

Back when I was 11, I'd regularly make fun of some of my classmates for still watching cartoons.

A year later I stumbled upon 4chan and found out that people in their late 30s still watched cartoons.

A troubling discovery.


 No.450592

File: 1457246115624.jpg (1.21 MB, 2204x2829, 2204:2829, landry-bender-fall-photo-s….jpg)

>>450589

Every so often pics of Landry will pop up and my friend go "Who is that? Dude you are so weird man!"

>>450591

My brother watches cartoons a lot and recently I got him into Ren and Stimpy because that is a cartoon I used to love when I was a kid. I can not believe all the jokes that went over my fucking head. I also got him into Animaniacs too good stuff. So many jokes that went over my head. You can make fun of me all you want I watch Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa :p I am an easy target though


 No.450593

File: 1457246150581.jpg (326.41 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, 1435889327455.jpg)


 No.450594

File: 1457246227165-0.jpg (286.72 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, IMG_0124-X3.jpg)

File: 1457246227314-1.jpg (296.76 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, IMG_0126-X3.jpg)


 No.450595

File: 1457246245437.jpg (Spoiler Image, 292.83 KB, 1280x1911, 1280:1911, dsaadsads.jpg)

UFC spoiler

Oh my

>>450592

I try to hide it as best I can


 No.450596

File: 1457246389984.jpg (59.68 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1400478262855.jpg)

>>450594

tfwnbb

>>450595

amazon af


 No.450597

File: 1457246543365.jpg (89.53 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1456316900184.jpg)

>>450592

Nah that was just me going through the judgmental edgy boy phase. I grew out of it, I'm very open minded now, I don't judge people for anything other than obviously questionable actions.

Did you watch Rocko's Modern Life when you were a kid? The show has a completely different tone if you watch it many years later.

>>450593

>>450594

Her bf looks like robbie amell.


 No.450598

File: 1457246590043.jpg (1.16 MB, 3456x2304, 3:2, Bella_Thorne_79.jpg)

>>450596

iktf

>>450597

I don't know who that is.


 No.450599

File: 1457246636982.jpg (178.77 KB, 1080x1136, 135:142, 12826292_560895750746998_1….jpg)


 No.450600

>>450596

Indeed


 No.450601

File: 1457246796455.jpg (66.21 KB, 500x666, 250:333, landry-bender-fall-fashion.jpg)

>>450595

I try and hide it but I gotta have my landry bender screen savers and background pics some way or another man!!!

>>450597

HECK YAH dude I realized that there was a fucking sex line scene. Also Edd Ed and Eddy was that way so much!!! Outside on the bathroom door on that show it said don't touch yourself


 No.450602

File: 1457246800299.jpg (100.96 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 1280.jpg)


 No.450603

File: 1457246914441.gif (4.02 MB, 400x340, 20:17, i4p4ldISLJRwW.gif)

>>450597

>>450598

what he said


 No.450605

File: 1457247286634.jpg (361.59 KB, 1279x1600, 1279:1600, Robbie_Amell.jpg)

>>450598

>>450603

You could always google him, you know…

He's stephen amell's (green arrow) cousin. He worked with Bella in The DUFF and he was also in the new season of The X-Files.

>>450601

Lol that scene is one of the few scenes from my childhood cartoons that I can still recall. I was like "wtf am i watching".


 No.450606

File: 1457247407561.jpg (90.93 KB, 719x1280, 719:1280, tumblr_o36l77sv9P1v69sjco5….jpg)


 No.450607

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>450605

I can remember watching Animaniacs and laughing at parts but I never got most of the stuff in it. Like the Finger Prints joke when I saw that again my jaw literally dropped and I rewind it watched it again and literally called my dad in show it to him and my dad goes "Why did I never catch this?"


 No.450608

File: 1457247935131.jpg (206.13 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1456287497916-3.jpg)

>>450607

I never watched the animaniacs as a kid so I only found out about that one recently.

This conversation reminds me of the day I was channel surfing and found a softcore porno before I had even started puberty.


 No.450609

File: 1457248121740.jpg (891.34 KB, 2100x3150, 2:3, 1446097852786.jpg)

>>450608

Ever watched telemundo? I think it may be a Texas thing but it's got like softcore porn on it. I was alone in a room turned on some Telemundo and Wew good time… good times


 No.450610

File: 1457248376846.jpg (98.11 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, BA9A1897__87439.1415150667….jpg)


 No.450611

File: 1457248486829.jpg (152.26 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1456272715421-1.jpg)

>>450609

I couldn't enjoy it for long because after a minute or so I heard my dad approaching from the living room and I had to change the channel lol.

What I remember is a girl talking to another girl over the phone about how she was trying all kinds of things to achieve an orgasm. As she told the other girl the things she tried, we saw her doing it. First peeing her pants, then riding a pillow, and probably some other thing that I don't remember. I think that first part may be the source of my watersports fetish, the scene was really hot and opened up a world of possibilities to me.


 No.450612

File: 1457248626774.jpg (169.5 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 18905909259_beb623705f_b.jpg)

>>450611

the first time I ever shot a load was when I saw Ariana Grande I didn't even know what I was doing I just kind of was like "Woah what was that?!?"


 No.450613

File: 1457248923262.webm (432.5 KB, 400x470, 40:47, sexy-ariana-grande.gif.webm)

>>450612

was it this gif


 No.450614

File: 1457249013165.webm (238.45 KB, 400x800, 1:2, hot-ariana-grande-gifs-dr….webm)

>>450613

or this other famous one

these were also my first ones to ariana


 No.450615

File: 1457249098230.jpg (132.94 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1417980587372-3.jpg)

>>450613

Close I was watching her on victorious and next thing you know my weeny started acting funny. It was actually a part where she meow'd and it made me so hard.


 No.450616

File: 1457249211556.jpg (733.75 KB, 2117x3000, 2117:3000, 1449928078947-3.jpg)

>>450612

>ari

Not bad at all for your first time. You had good taste even early on.

>>450615

>turned on by meowing

>his name is dragon

You aren't a furry right?


 No.450617

File: 1457249276920.jpg (102.77 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, wIi6vFm.jpg)

It's quiet tonight.


 No.450618

>>450615

>>450616

tfwn dragon dressed up in kirumi and a furry butt plug tail


 No.450619

>>450618

>*kigurumi


 No.450620

File: 1457249370619.jpg (200.08 KB, 852x1280, 213:320, tumblr_ltdm9dQOjc1qlv7wdo1….jpg)

>>450612

I know we have a six year age difference, but it's sort of jarring to hear someone say they fapped to Ariana Grande their firs time.


 No.450621

File: 1457249384958.jpg (348.91 KB, 1066x1561, 1066:1561, 1377300248246.jpg)

>>450615

understandable


 No.450622

File: 1457249403518-0.gif (2.95 MB, 414x261, 46:29, ari tabletop.gif)

File: 1457249403520-1.gif (2.75 MB, 385x375, 77:75, ari tongue.gif)

File: 1457249403522-2.jpg (545.18 KB, 2430x3000, 81:100, ari ass2.jpg)

File: 1457249403522-3.gif (539.79 KB, 200x274, 100:137, ariana censored.gif)


 No.450623

File: 1457249437429.gif (6.59 MB, 360x204, 30:17, 1406602324855.gif)

>>450617

Is this polite-speak for "only posters I don't like are active tonight"?


 No.450624

File: 1457249495282.jpg (96.54 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11201512_647034962097272_4….jpg)

>>450617

kenzie is so sexie


 No.450625

File: 1457249572713.jpg (35.02 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 12552494_196278534062810_1….jpg)

>>450622

The good old days..

>>450623

I was gonna say, it's been a lot more quiet than this recently..


 No.450626

File: 1457249572865.png (778.59 KB, 600x1027, 600:1027, 1446365512611.png)

>>450620

my first time was watching this irish coming of age drama that taught me how one kid charged his friends to peek on his sisters changing

>>450622

that last gif is perfect


 No.450627

File: 1457249609462.jpg (176.65 KB, 625x648, 625:648, 1447954800385.jpg)

>>450616

>You had good taste even early on.

Well thank you, you are too kind. The meowing made no sense to me even then I just didn't care honestly she was making my little wee wee go crazy. Her voice to(singing voice btw)

>>450618

>tfw I am exposed O-o

>>450620

How is that jarring?

>>450623

B-but b-but I thought I was your spirit american? ;-;


 No.450628

File: 1457249669456.jpg (86.94 KB, 750x937, 750:937, 12750028_1693033450982220_….jpg)


 No.450629

File: 1457249685458.webm (453.73 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1438139230043.webm)

>>450627

>jarring

because its so recent probably


 No.450630

File: 1457249770070.jpg (120.34 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11005144_661166604009530_1….jpg)

>>450623

No, there is not a lot of activity tonight

>>450624

No comment


 No.450631


 No.450632

File: 1457249805617.png (63.01 KB, 1001x994, 143:142, Capture.PNG)

dvt come back pls


 No.450633

File: 1457249850808.jpg (89.45 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 915593_303648943169473_927….jpg)

>>450630

sexzie


 No.450634

File: 1457249989712.jpg (105.05 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1429943708517.jpg)


 No.450635

File: 1457249997517.jpg (70.93 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11363675_969813696424226_9….jpg)

>>450626

That sounds like a patrician first time. I just remember watching some skinemax at my friend's house. I didn't even fap right the first time.

>>450627

>>450629


 No.450636

File: 1457250036066.jpg (474.62 KB, 1600x2400, 2:3, 1452640978265.jpg)

>>450635

>>450629

Recent how?


 No.450637

File: 1457250121813.jpg (2.26 MB, 3600x2400, 3:2, 1406820266388.jpg)

>>450627

I was implying that reverb doesn't like us.

>>450630

Like Jethro said most nights lately were much less lively than tonight.

>>450632

I miss him too. Even if he'd probably only post about hardware, orange things and worst chloe.

>>450633

What a wordsmith you turned out to be, nautie. Do post pics of your Nobel after you take it home.

>>450635

I didn't even think of using my hands until after the 6th time or so. I was never very intelligent.


 No.450638

File: 1457250153384.jpg (90.55 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10507861_516740825128773_8….jpg)

>>450636

>dem thighs

>dose white ankle socks

>>450634

perfect age


 No.450639

File: 1457250230159.jpg (63.39 KB, 1200x975, 16:13, Mackenzie_latticeblacktop0….jpg)


 No.450640

File: 1457250295738.jpg (134.48 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 11909928_712514415547770_3….jpg)

>>450639

dem arms


 No.450641

File: 1457250306867.gif (1.3 MB, 200x291, 200:291, 1428575437799.gif)

>>450635

well I'd been trying to do it for a while but had no idea what I was doing, there was a scene with like 5 kids jerking off in a field that taught me probably fapped like 6 times that night, pretty amazed at my discovery

>>450636

like ur young


 No.450642

File: 1457250380558.jpg (4.39 MB, 3840x5760, 2:3, 1447144504773-2.jpg)

>>450637

ahh… Too bu ku… I am gald I can still be your spirit american!!!

>>450638

that hair O-o

>>450641

ahhh… The pieces they click now.


 No.450643

File: 1457250403725.jpg (113.43 KB, 1200x975, 16:13, 165465464654.jpg)

>>450640

I'm not an arm guy but I'm assuming they are good.


 No.450644

File: 1457250522100.jpg (88.89 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, 12106264_527527574082297_1….jpg)

>>450643

every inch is good


 No.450645

File: 1457250535760.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.99 MB, 359x358, 359:358, Tub_boob_rub.gif)

My first fap was to the movie EuroTrip (pic related).

I remember rushing into the bathroom worrying I had broken my penis or something.


 No.450646

File: 1457250571209.jpg (927.71 KB, 2400x3517, 2400:3517, Nia_Frazier_06.jpg)


 No.450647

File: 1457250621244.jpg (89.45 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 915593_303648943169473_927….jpg)

>>450646

small n flexible


 No.450648

File: 1457250624069.jpg (125.81 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 12822299_928791763884543_8….jpg)

and back to her one expession


 No.450649

File: 1457250674745.jpeg (1.67 MB, 500x571, 500:571, tumblr_m8gt89WcGO1rqdsn8o….jpeg)

>>450645

Dear goodness… A story of greatness indeed!!! I didn't know what was going on either… Except when Ariana Grande gave me my first boner I knew she was doing something to me and I liked it.


 No.450650

File: 1457250720858-0.jpg (50.85 KB, 540x317, 540:317, Hand-Drill.jpg)

File: 1457250720863-1.png (439.25 KB, 608x605, 608:605, post-62263-0-55648000-1359….png)

>>450637

The first time I used my hands, I did it like you would rub a stick to start a fire.

>>450641

Too bad you didn't have any real friends to show you growing up.

>>450648

More ass, less face.


 No.450651

File: 1457250760201-0.jpg (227.74 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1441242485649.jpg)

File: 1457250760211-1.jpg (227.74 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1441242485649.jpg)

>>450647

Must be all the dancing


 No.450652

File: 1457250821559.jpg (81.69 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1445554709691-3.jpg)

>>450649

id do somethin


 No.450653

File: 1457250842783.jpg (1.71 MB, 3000x2227, 3000:2227, 63579_ariana3_123_175lo.jpg)

>>450645

your parents let you watch that at that age? no wonder you're a pervert…

>>450650

that would have been a little awkward

first time I tried rubbing the head with my thumb which just kind of hurt after a minute


 No.450654

File: 1457250845623.jpg (34.17 KB, 621x799, 621:799, AmandaTapping-61[1].jpg)

>>450645

That sounds more like it.

>there are people here who didn't ruin their first orgasm thus setting up a fetish for ruined orgasms later in life

>there are people here who didn't think they'd broken their dicks after their first orgasm

For the record, my first was Amanda Tapping.

Also hi.


 No.450655

File: 1457250920145.jpg (1.28 MB, 1600x2320, 20:29, 1411761246392-0.jpg)

wow a /firstfap/ thread….


 No.450656

File: 1457250931436.jpg (101.42 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 12081206_147902348896951_8….jpg)

>>450651

dat shirt


 No.450657

File: 1457251046251.jpg (1.54 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1449111913369-0.jpg)

>>450656

I think it's because she like cats


 No.450658

File: 1457251068778.jpg (109.17 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 10817714_556341051166146_1….jpg)

>>450654

>implying i dont pull a condom on tight so it allows no room for it to go anywhere but back down and then repeat several times

>>450657

or she likes warm milk


 No.450659

File: 1457251123881.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.75 MB, 780x520, 3:2, 1412061246802.webm)

>>450649

I find it weird Ariana was your first.

How old are you?

>>450653

I used to watch "American high school comedy" type films all time. We'd go down to the local rent shop and I'd always get one. My mum never seemed to mind. I assume she expected it as a coming of age thing.

>>450654

I thought I was the only person with a ruined orgasm fetish.


 No.450660

File: 1457251144250.jpg (1.27 MB, 2500x3750, 2:3, 1448820317602.jpg)

>>450658

Could be


 No.450661

File: 1457251212984.jpg (59.78 KB, 1080x719, 1080:719, 12407277_953712984708138_1….jpg)

>>450659

>slava finally makes a gr8 post


 No.450662

File: 1457251218299.jpg (3.75 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, post-36965-0-1446063833-57….jpg)

>>450653

Depends on how good of friends they are. Unfortunately I was a bad friend and turned down an opportunity to experiment in middle school.


 No.450663

File: 1457251240231.jpg (3.2 MB, 2000x3000, 2:3, 1439967539880-2.jpg)

>>450659

17 :P I obviously got boners before that but this time I was my body kind of went "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em0MknB6wFo"


 No.450664

File: 1457251314428.jpg (93.55 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, 12479259_1673759882904435_….jpg)

>>450660

only thing that moves is kenzie's ponytail


 No.450665

File: 1457251339417.jpg (478.5 KB, 675x900, 3:4, Ariana-Grande-Problem-Cove….jpg)

>>450654

>>450659

>ruined orgasms

nice cuck fetish

I remember going to rent movies on a friday night, god I had terrible taste then

>>450662

maybe you'll be able to make up for missed opportunities one day


 No.450666

File: 1457251417976.jpg (1.09 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1449111913384-1.jpg)


 No.450667

File: 1457251437959.jpg (42.08 KB, 1080x909, 120:101, 11419222_1672457499664219_….jpg)

>>450658

What the actual fuck nigga

My exgf tried that once, put a finger over my penis hole, was awful as fuck how do you fuken do that

>>450659

You certainly aren't, I have all sorts of edgeplay and denial and ruination fetishes.

>>450665

>nice cuck fetish

I consider myself a switch m8. I used to be really dominant but in the last few years I diversified a lot and now I like it both ways.


 No.450668

File: 1457251801045.jpg (115.35 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1444868833119-4.jpg)

>>450665

i want ariana to cbt me


 No.450669

File: 1457251805061.jpg (294.59 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, Ariana-ariana-joan-grande-….jpg)

>>450667

sub master race


 No.450670

File: 1457251844365.jpg (75.34 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, 12331735_993825490664413_9….jpg)

>>450666

dem arms

dem legs


 No.450671

>>450663

didn't meant to put "I was" :P


 No.450672

>>450669

very cucked tbh


 No.450673

File: 1457252216285.jpg (173.84 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 12725003_967501293336559_1….jpg)

>>450670

Pretty good


 No.450674

File: 1457252296992.jpg (44.92 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, 12716866_1165788620149569_….jpg)

>>450673

2 mouths

2 kenzie legs


 No.450675

File: 1457252460915.jpg (1.39 MB, 2400x3413, 2400:3413, 1435619664843.jpg)


 No.450676

File: 1457252597207.jpg (161.68 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 12543143_204772069870400_1….jpg)

>>450675

>those straps


 No.450677

File: 1457252770203.jpg (1.63 MB, 1647x2000, 1647:2000, Matt Jones photoshoot002.jpg)

>>450672

s-shut up, its not cuck to be the girl


 No.450678

File: 1457252811842.jpg (102.04 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1429995314912.jpg)


 No.450679

File: 1457252853068.jpg (58.47 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Natalie Alyn Lind - SM Pic….jpg)

>>450672

>>450677

Which one of you is Prosecutey-General?

Pls trip


 No.450680

File: 1457252904506.jpg (78.79 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 12556162_1706728499550815_….jpg)

>>450677

tfw take turns being the girl


 No.450681

File: 1457252926135.jpg (226.67 KB, 600x800, 3:4, Ariana-Grande-Seventeen-Ma….jpg)

>>450679

im the gay one


 No.450682

File: 1457252948596.jpg (94.45 KB, 1080x606, 180:101, 12568743_460597437479890_4….jpg)

>>450678

kenzie is always on top


 No.450683

File: 1457253529260.jpg (64.56 KB, 563x704, 563:704, 14543819366630.jpg)

>>450677

T-that's true, but you're not

>>450679

Probably me

>>450681

True capped


 No.450684

File: 1457253634563.jpg (81.32 KB, 640x875, 128:175, 1432458121794.jpg)

>>450683

gday m8 how was yer weekend


 No.450685

File: 1457253669775-0.jpg (58.02 KB, 1080x607, 1080:607, 12816921_965369250219243_1….jpg)

File: 1457253669804-1.jpg (89.85 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 12383443_504339209745664_2….jpg)

>>450434

>>450433

WTF did I miss WHAT kind of asshole would do this to my WAIFU?

>>450445

DAMN, qg called OUT by slava!

>>450505

LMAO

Omfg how did you find it? :)<3

Hi yall <3!


 No.450686

File: 1457253764415.jpg (81.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, it's not a c.jpg)

>>450683

nice bullying

>capping your own posts


 No.450687

File: 1457253796655.jpg (793.96 KB, 2700x4200, 9:14, 1436478906442-1.jpg)

>>450685

Dude!!! why are you alive at this time? We just talked about our first faps man you missed out Slava's was my favorite.


 No.450688

File: 1457253915086.jpg (172.44 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1456679230034-0.jpg)

>>450687

Hahah, where did you talk about it, on the board? Can I scroll up and find it?

I just got home from the bar

My first fap was on Drugfilms.com


 No.450689

File: 1457253991298.jpg (251.23 KB, 574x600, 287:300, 1411761918018-1.jpg)

>>450688

Yah just scroll up


 No.450690

File: 1457254064313.jpg (21.47 KB, 640x427, 640:427, 14545449194110.jpg)

>>450684

I didn't even notice the weekend had come and gone until just now, guess it wasn't bad. You?

>>450686

It's not bullying if it's directed at you.

Is that your outfit? Captain Cuck?


 No.450691

File: 1457254070628.jpg (188.66 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, tumblr_o36fl4lN8d1rxe2wgo1….jpg)

>>450689

Hah fun thanks for pointing it out :P

>Slavas first fap is eurotrip

>Isn't even to Kristin Kreuk

Heh, she was my waifu back when that movie came out :3.


 No.450692

File: 1457254148852.jpg (89.9 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1445377803964.jpg)

>>450690

Yeah was good m8 went outside but back to 9-5 tomorrow :(


 No.450693

File: 1457254159248.png (610.06 KB, 693x642, 231:214, empyhardbrazilian.png)

>>450686

Empy always feels the need to cap his gay encounters on the board. It's his 'thing'.


 No.450694

File: 1457254242521.jpg (759.21 KB, 1440x1437, 480:479, 1453293477607.jpg)

>>450691

I just laughed at he thought something was wrong with his dick. But then again I thought something weird was going on too.


 No.450695

File: 1457254342248.jpg (234.31 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, 1421806779787-2.jpg)


 No.450696

File: 1457254377357.jpg (307.41 KB, 1333x2000, 1333:2000, Harry-Potter-Premier-arian….jpg)

>>450693

he faps to them later I think

>>450690

its captain cunny you nerd


 No.450697

File: 1457254493109.jpg (100.03 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 14546336566161.jpg)

>>450692

I didn't think you had a job, just that you go to university

>>450693

Wasn't me. False post, probably created by K.

>>450695

The culprit is here

>>450696

I thought you hated pedo things?


 No.450698

File: 1457254569500.jpg (129.46 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 1432498909573.jpg)

>>450697

>I didn't think you had a job, just that you go to university

Oh I work nigga, I just don't get paid :(


 No.450699

File: 1457254582318.jpg (3.28 MB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1414981767135.jpg)

>>450697

I dindu nuthin. I'm perfect.


 No.450700

File: 1457254685125.png (252.14 KB, 720x352, 45:22, nothing I get paid nothing.png)

>>450698

So… you do it for free?

>>450699

:^)


 No.450701

File: 1457254739570.jpg (341.44 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 1420279145333.jpg)

>>450700

I get paid something you damn neet.


 No.450702

File: 1457254765777.jpg (374.08 KB, 1508x2000, 377:500, Harry-Potter-Premier-arian….jpg)

>>450697

I protect the cunnies from creepy old men

>>450699

where theres smoke theres fire


 No.450703

File: 1457254773895-0.jpg (441.72 KB, 1080x1062, 60:59, tumblr_nzsq55LH8S1ue4b15o1….jpg)

File: 1457254773906-1.jpg (176.25 KB, 426x640, 213:320, b-9999_gal__dsc6046.jpg)

>>450699

I can second this

K is nothing short of an angel

>>450701

Keep postin plz ;-;


 No.450704

File: 1457254848921.jpg (74.05 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1441478045017.jpg)

>>450700

You could say that…


 No.450705

File: 1457254866776.jpg (905.2 KB, 1350x1719, 150:191, 1_1155875_ZM_SAPH_D.JPG)


 No.450706

File: 1457254867552.jpg (62.79 KB, 438x470, 219:235, 1456729235679.jpg)

>>450701

It wasn't a response to you mr hotpocket

>>450702

I'm neither of those things, so it's cool


 No.450707

File: 1457254871456.jpg (54.92 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1434277050102-0.jpg)

>>450702

That's because you're just blowing smoke.

>>450703

Maddie is right.


 No.450708

File: 1457254929287-0.jpg (553.36 KB, 1968x2046, 328:341, 1432369661861.jpg)

File: 1457254929309-1.jpg (127.05 KB, 613x611, 613:611, 1432413855876.jpg)

>>450702

I'll help you hide the cunnies from those dirty pedos.


 No.450709

File: 1457254980718.png (390.95 KB, 619x481, 619:481, pedo.png)

>>450708

I don't think they'd like hiding in your rape dungeon


 No.450710

File: 1457255057000.jpg (200.63 KB, 1362x2048, 681:1024, 1435497490231-3.jpg)

>>450709

It's safe. It's not a rape dungeon i've told you before. It's a small underground playground fot eh kids.


 No.450711

File: 1457255115269.jpg (75.68 KB, 612x612, 1:1, Natalie Alyn Lind - SM Pic….jpg)

>>450710

I thought I'd popularised the term 'waifu zoo'.

Clearly more marketing is needed in this area.


 No.450712

File: 1457255141380.jpg (40.43 KB, 500x667, 500:667, 1457214005001.jpg)

>>450704

As long as it isn't moderating a chinese cartoon imageboard, it's probably okay

>>450710

Oh, fully decked out? Lots of toys?


 No.450713

File: 1457255142108.jpg (250.91 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, noodles.jpg)

Do these noodles look gross to anyone else?


 No.450714

File: 1457255142897.jpg (242.26 KB, 798x1222, 399:611, ari-045.jpg)

>>450709

you dont think little girls are cute? are you a monster?


 No.450715

File: 1457255201174.jpg (2.9 MB, 3643x2429, 3643:2429, 1444705400074-0.jpg)

>>450711

Fuck waifu zoo CUNNY ISLAND MAN!!!


 No.450716

File: 1457255207504.jpg (131.34 KB, 907x907, 1:1, 1457092901609_12816780_153….jpg)

>>450713

Look like gummy bears scattered throughout


 No.450717

File: 1457255209763.jpg (203.49 KB, 426x640, 213:320, b-9934_gal__dsc7068.jpg)

>>450708

>>450707

I'm bored so from now on I'm only going to be posting as K's dog and will be doing nothing but backing up K.

Any of you wanna get to him? You gotta go through me.


 No.450718

File: 1457255221677.png (924.86 KB, 592x853, 592:853, 1310874905405.png)

>>450713

are you sure they're not tapeworms?


 No.450719

File: 1457255242778.jpg (136.02 KB, 1024x921, 1024:921, 1452088581695_CYALDh1WMAEE….jpg)

>>450714

I'm not a pedo, so no


 No.450720

File: 1457255284335.jpg (401.84 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1441480380125.jpg)

>>450712

I'd rather moderate a Laotian crockery sales website than sort another fucking file.

>>450715

If we have a whole island it should be called Cunny World. But what attractions would there be other than the waifu zoo?


 No.450721

File: 1457255301382.jpg (186.7 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, 1421806646368-3.jpg)

>>450711

This is different to the zoo though. It can act as an checkpoint for the zoo.

>>450712

Lots of children's toys, yes.

>>450717

Good girl :3


 No.450722

File: 1457255312492.jpg (282.82 KB, 1848x1182, 308:197, ari-014.jpg)

>>450719

you must be happy that chloes growing up then :^


 No.450723

File: 1457255333402.jpg (245.67 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1454741726347.jpg)

>>450720

Lot's of rides O-o


 No.450724

File: 1457255406612.jpg (330.15 KB, 1690x2508, 845:1254, 2.jpg)

>>450716

>>450718

I'll ask dvt about the ingredients.

>>450721

Make sure the wifi isn't enabled on the ipads.


 No.450725

File: 1457255415944.jpg (682.81 KB, 1395x1496, 1395:1496, 1447313317585.jpg)

>>450721

Why do I like when you call me that

All of a sudden I kind of want to be a trap

Life is confusing. I thought I had it all figured it out already.


 No.450726

File: 1457255420176.jpg (118.85 KB, 749x739, 749:739, 1456097220249.jpg)

>>450720

You sort files?

>>450721

It's a bit weird tbh, but I guess you're nice

>>450722

Very happy. Happy that Sersh is no longer round like a blimp?


 No.450727

File: 1457255466941.jpg (Spoiler Image, 87.4 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, bellathornedab_14572472804….jpg)

>>450661

I always make good posts.

>>450663

I remember when I used to be the young one everywhere I went. :(

>>450665

Cucking can be hot tbh.

>>450667

:3


 No.450728

File: 1457255494386.jpg (127.9 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1420006266128.jpg)

>>450725

Are jews allowed to be traps?

You can still be a girl though.

>>450726

It's all for the greater good.


 No.450729

File: 1457255528895.jpg (391.19 KB, 820x900, 41:45, 5465475478.jpg)


 No.450730

File: 1457255538488.jpg (60.49 KB, 584x604, 146:151, Women-Men-3D-font-b-CARA-b….jpg)

hey guys


 No.450731

File: 1457255586758.jpg (70.4 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, bellathornedab_14572472885….jpg)

>>450730

>>450727

Pic for you.


 No.450732

File: 1457255619338.jpg (96.89 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Victorious-1x08-Survival-o….jpg)

>>450725

k is a master at grooming pretty young things

>>450726

nice bullying, 7/10 kind of hurt

>>450727

>>450731

why dont you post pics for me ;;;


 No.450733

File: 1457255655732.jpg (171.23 KB, 1242x2208, 9:16, chloeeast11_1457245201244.jpg)

Does this mean Chloe likes gingers?


 No.450734

File: 1457255658717.jpg (91.74 KB, 426x640, 213:320, b-9778_gal_dsc_0067.jpg)

>>450729

Fucking lol'd…

>THE WHOLE TIME!

Honestly though that pic looks like me…

>>450728

Haha. Well they're not allowed to eat ham n cheese but i do so that won't stop me!

Ty :).

>>450730

Hey man

>>450732

Ugh you're exciting me but he won't take me, he prefers Kiernan ;-;.


 No.450735

File: 1457255681084.jpg (2.53 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, chloe_moretz_at_the_bauer_….jpg)

>>450730

what a grate little shirt


 No.450736

File: 1457255709810.jpg (1.03 MB, 2135x3000, 427:600, 1454911649885-1.jpg)

>>450727

;-; You know the feel bro? I am always made fun of because of my age even though I am 6'3" it's kind of funny how many people generalize you so fast because of your age.


 No.450737

File: 1457255709970.webm (514.33 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, EarlyCreamyGodwit.webm)

>>450732

I don't know what you like.

Other than dicks, lmao.

But also because you often annoy me.


 No.450738

File: 1457255730503.jpg (321.77 KB, 1826x2737, 1826:2737, chloe_moretz_at_bbc_radio_….jpg)

>>450732

>k is a master at grooming pretty young things

Yes, that is what the crown prosecutor concluded at his last trial

You started it ;_;


 No.450739

File: 1457255795057.jpeg (2.86 MB, 2560x3200, 4:5, 1411436985638.jpeg)

>>450734

You're a bad Jew. You'd make a good girl.

>>450732

>>450738

Please no tellings secrets.


 No.450740

File: 1457255825590.jpg (199.99 KB, 935x1400, 187:280, 1444081321930-1.jpg)

>>450731

oh my, nice! is this the first Bella cat?

>>450733

only Larsen

>>450734

hey ;)

>>450735

I might get it, idk

>>450737

nice webm


 No.450741

File: 1457255900782.jpg (364.62 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 1455423371695.jpg)

>>450723

What would rides look like in Cunny World?

>>450726

>You sort files?

I do whatever the people who get paid say, which is usually grunt work.

>>450730

yoyoyo


 No.450742

File: 1457255932683-0.webm (2.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Kendall Jenner Does NYFW ….webm)

File: 1457255932684-1.webm (515.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Kendall Jenner Does NYFW ….webm)

>>450736

No, I liked always being the youngest.

>>450740

I'm sure there have been others.

There are so many Bella pics in my folder I can't keep track.

Did you see my other webms of KenGi I posted?


 No.450743

File: 1457255989780.jpg (155.79 KB, 1242x2208, 9:16, chloeeast11_1457236953296.jpg)

>>450740

Damn it!

Are you still employed?


 No.450744

File: 1457256051122.jpg (114.27 KB, 1280x856, 160:107, -ariana-grande-31179832-12….jpg)

>>450734

get a wig and you can be his kiernan

>>450737

xd

>>450742

mad skills there


 No.450745

File: 1457256052514.jpg (650.03 KB, 1952x3334, 976:1667, chloe_moretz_at_bbc_radio_….jpg)

>>450739

It's not a secret, the details of your case have been publicly available for many years

>>450740

6'3 black guy with a Cara shirt? Could work, chicks might think you're gay though


 No.450746

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>>450736

Niiice Jordyn great res

>>450739

Hhahah omggg okay I gotta stop now before this enjoyment becomes solidified this neverr happened >_<

(I'll still back you up in fights though)

>>450740

>only Larsen

good taste then :3


 No.450747

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>>450741

Hey buddy

>>450742

I just wanted to see that part cuz I heard about it so thank you! Gigi foot fetish confirmed??

and no, should I go looking?


 No.450748

File: 1457256194312.jpg (704.78 KB, 2136x3216, 89:134, post-19430-0-48459800-1338….jpg)

>>450746

Let your freak flag fly, girl.


 No.450749

File: 1457256216285.jpg (1.83 MB, 2400x3079, 2400:3079, chloe_moretz_5th_wave_prem….jpg)

>>450741

Okay, but why are you doing it for free??


 No.450750

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>>450741

You get inside little cunnies and go on a wild journey

>>450742

If you ever went to America you would realize really quick how old people inject in young peoples minds that old people are the peak of health. Especially where I live…


 No.450751

File: 1457256370788.jpg (126.69 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Natalie Alyn Lind - SM Pic….jpg)

>>450747

<3

>>450749

>not working in a profession where you have to work 360 hours for free before you can qualify to practice

>>450750

It sounds like the cunny population of Cunny World would have to be very high. I assume that cunnys would also serve the food and drink in the eating and drinking establishments.


 No.450752

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>>450743

Lol, yes I am, thanks for asking :P

>>450745

Plz. I've seen much worse on straight guys lol

>>450746

he stole it from me!


 No.450753

File: 1457256385506.jpg (157.37 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1411315415827.jpg)

>>450746

Back me up wearing tights and a dress. That'll be the best way.


 No.450754

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>>450751

I thought only Americans did that tbh, I'm a little surprised


 No.450755

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>>450751

Oh yes… But come on there are loads of sweet cute lolis and cunnies we can do it man!!!


 No.450756

File: 1457256543695.jpg (130.68 KB, 1080x724, 270:181, 12750041_993448884062809_7….jpg)

Oh Kiernan

Hopefully more to follow


 No.450757

File: 1457256587565.jpg (247.6 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1455242696407.jpg)

>>450748

:3…

>>450752

Ah I should have known haha then the credit is for you sir!

>>450753

>_<

I actually have public trap photos of me out there on the internet.

I really want to share them here, fuck. I may one day show them with my face blurred.


 No.450758

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>>450757

>I actually have public trap photos of me out there on the internet


 No.450759

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>>450754

Well I could be doing it for many more years yet if I don't get lucky as there's a massive oversupply of law students in Australia compared to the number of paying jobs.

>>450755

How do we keep them in line? See when it was just a waifu zoo they'd be caged exhibits so there'd be no need to control them. If they're going to be maintaining the rides and serving the food and drinks then we gotta make sure they give good customer service.

>>450757

>I actually have public trap photos of me out there on the internet.

I really want to share them here, fuck. I may one day show them with my face blurred.


 No.450760

File: 1457256722898.jpg (907.17 KB, 2116x3000, 529:750, Jordyn Jones 06.jpg)

>>450756

She punk rock now bro, I hope drugs isn't next! Should we call Jon Hamm??

>>450757

I thank you


 No.450761

File: 1457256723901.gif (1.02 MB, 212x212, 1:1, 1457224877344.gif)

>>450756

Not sure about that hair…


 No.450762

File: 1457256759489.jpg (151.08 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1456736950115.jpg)

>>450756

haha and interesting look for kiki. Not a fan of the eyeshadow but the hair is good.

>>450757

I hope wearing a dress.


 No.450763

File: 1457256841571.jpg (93.26 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1456109982032.jpg)

>>450759

Bro it's an island they can't escape they will have no choice!!!


 No.450764

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>>450759

I have heard that, seems to be the case in other western countries too. Lots of stuff oversupplied with graduates, but law is always brought up as the worst. Sounds shit, but I hope you get lucky


 No.450765

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>>450757

Just post them on steam like everyone else does.


 No.450766

File: 1457256916194.webm (1.63 MB, 900x506, 450:253, cHABJVS.webm)

>>450747

I meant the ones in that post. :)

Gigi and Kendall sucking on eachother's toes photoshoot when?


 No.450767

>>450765

I second this!!!


 No.450768

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>>450737

>>450757

putting on girl clothes isnt the same thing as being a trap


 No.450769

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>>450766

Ohh, no, that was the first time. Damn that would be literally the hottest porno


 No.450770

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>>450763

That's not how it works m8. Of course they can escape, there has to be some way to get off and on the island. Or maybe they'll just want to hide out instead of working. Or they'll just offer poor service due to lack of motivation. There has to be some incentive.

How about a buttplug with a taser that goes off if they're not where they're supposed to be?Mandatory, ofc

>>450764

I'm white and my degree is pretty good so I think I have a decent chance but we'll see. What do you do?


 No.450771

File: 1457257189596.jpg (18.79 KB, 500x351, 500:351, 1455055745575.jpg)

>>450770

Nothing. I do nothing.


 No.450772

File: 1457257244969.webm (728.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, SelfreliantWarmheartedGra….webm)

>>450769

>porno

It's fashion, you degenerate.


 No.450773

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>>450772

>fashion

>not even wearing clothes


 No.450774

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>>450772

s-sorryy still would be a hot porno though


 No.450775

File: 1457257323977.png (811.29 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1455614807274.png)

>>450771

The ol' "live in mum's basement in South Sydney until I get too old to live off her health insurance or she kicks me out" strat?


 No.450777

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>>450775

Woah woah woah, further north. I still have time to fix this unwanted predicament, no bully


 No.450778

File: 1457257436490.png (1.08 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, 1443822089022.png)

>>450776

I've seen stranger things


 No.450779

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>>450770

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Supji8wGVyc

I like where this is going... Also we need to have top notch security so we can find them if they try to escape.

>>450776

DAMN IT LYLE LOVETT I WANTED TO SEE YOUR FACE!!! I imagined you hairier for some reason


 No.450780

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>>450776

I think K would tap that.


 No.450781

File: 1457257599466.jpg (67.22 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1394213695639.jpg)

>>450780

Easier to create a list of things K wouldn't have sex with tbh


 No.450782

>>450777

I don't bully m8 I just banter which is only bullying to sensitive Amerifats.

Good to know that you're from the north though, I was deliberately testing you to see if you're a shitter.

>>450776

If that's a tiny snippet I don't want the full release.

>>450779

We could hire qg to be our security!


 No.450783

>>450778

ya keep sayin that but i'm sure i'll surpass your limits one day!

>>450779

gotta wax to look good ;)

>>450782

Lool >_< leave my body alone ya jerk

>>450780

I sure would hope so!…………..

Funny story umm, I think I actually had a ball slip during this whole predicament. :(.


 No.450785

File: 1457257896352.jpg (1 MB, 2400x3600, 2:3, 1448409282232.JPG)

>>450776

Not bad at all.


 No.450786

File: 1457257905568.jpg (1.14 MB, 2336x3504, 2:3, 1456678653423-3.jpg)

Back to Maddieposting


 No.450787

File: 1457257925169.jpg (3.87 MB, 4872x6496, 3:4, Maje_SS_2010_LookBook_3.jpg)

>>450783

Is that a star of david on your choker?


 No.450788

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>>450782

Or we could have whatever creation you created their Lyle Lovett would make some great security.

>>450783

Wow I am 17 and I am hairier than you. Is that a good thing?


 No.450789

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>>450783

have you seen who posts here? that's impossible

>>450784

all that fuzz whew


 No.450790

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>>450782

I'm not actually very familiar with anything from the outside world, what's wrong with south Sydney?


 No.450791

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(oops didnt mean to delete the first post, only the file)

>>450787

haha, noo its a heart ;3

>>450788

um, idk? depends on if you want to be hairy or not? i'm happy with my hair amount, for one. what a strange question, lol.

>>450789

heh fair enuf ;)


 No.450792

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>>450785

OoOoo hnnnnngggg ty :3


 No.450793

>>450788

>Or we could have whatever creation you created their Lyle Lovett would make some great security.

I think this is getting too complicated. I think we'd get invaded by NATO within a few days. Or if we're in a shit region then some shithole third world country. I think the basement waifu zoo is a more stable idea.

>>450790

It's from Sydney and it's not in the north.

>>450783

>Lool >_< leave my body alone ya jerk

I thought you wanted to be a sexy woman


 No.450794

File: 1457258251042.jpg (56.76 KB, 640x800, 4:5, 12750248_895402993906593_7….jpg)

Hey PinkDBC you think you can delete that pic?


 No.450795

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>>450793

ohHhh gr8 now ur makin it a meme haha

na i'd prefer if you just delete them actually, that's why i spoiled them and said i was gonna delete the posts, thanks mate


 No.450796

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>>450794

>>450795

This is why you don't post pictures of yourself.

This isn't facebook.


 No.450797

File: 1457258492007.jpg (1.11 MB, 3150x2100, 3:2, Isabela Moner 01.JPG)

>>450795

Ya really should have thought about that before posting! It's like you are new to the internet or something lol

Post last edited at

 No.450798

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>>450795

ehh fuck it idc hahah

just suggesting a spoiler as to not ugly up the board ;P

anyways gonna pass out ;)

>>450796

hahah i knowwww that's why i realized fuck it obviously, i invited y'all to do this ;D

>>450797

im TROLLING, GOD


 No.450799

File: 1457258534881.jpg (298.79 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, 1454396320026.jpg)

>>450791

I don't want to be hairy ;-;

>>450793

Come on man… NATO would never know anything… We would keep it a secret O-o


 No.450800

File: 1457258577085.jpg (2.89 MB, 5760x3840, 3:2, 1440751809776.jpg)

>>450796

>>450797

ive seen people leave communities for less


 No.450801

File: 1457258619975.jpg (141.77 KB, 1269x692, 1269:692, 1441339136676-4.jpg)

>>450798

yeah yeah sure sure

>>450799

yell at your dad! Ask him why he made you this way!


 No.450802

File: 1457258648009.jpg (57.03 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 11848840_1526773177653210_….jpg)

>>450799

>keeping the waifu zoo a secret

Selfish!

>>450800

dat is a nice pic, if I was an Arianafag then I'd probs make it my wallpaper


 No.450803

File: 1457258687647.jpg (112.89 KB, 720x952, 90:119, tumblr_o0pvruzqNQ1ufcotfo1….jpg)

>>450800

ikr >_<

welp i was posting it for fun and ii of course dont care if yall save it but im asking as a friend for you guys not to abuse reposting it or whatever; you can have fun with it though sure but no one wants to see my body plastered all over here obviously haha


 No.450804

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>>450800

I've seen ppl leave here for less lol

>>450802

what a cute pic. also she isn't blonde or white so you lied about what you only like. Are we changing you????


 No.450806

File: 1457258793968.jpg (423.09 KB, 2058x3000, 343:500, 1441546258056.jpg)

>>450803

I know I don't. Stick to Maddie. You have perfected that art


 No.450807

File: 1457258825964.jpg (202.11 KB, 1200x1764, 100:147, wkVLdhG.jpg)

>>450802

I mean keep it a secret from NATO!!!

>>450801

He told me it's my fault for being alive ;-;

>>450805

Don't worry I saved all of Lyle Lovett's stuff


 No.450808

File: 1457258845892.jpg (130.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1439912533657.jpg)

>>450805

Chloe is a furry, isn't she?? Don't lie to me!


 No.450809

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>>450806

hnnnnng thank you that means a lot to me :)

>>450805

you missed me being a fool so im glad tbh ;)


 No.450810

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>>450803

You lucky I'm the nicest guy here except for you were expecting to see a name here but actually I'm the nicest person here

>>450804

She's white! She's Spanish, quite possibly Catalan who are even more white than regular Spaniards. She's also a law student and likes rugby so she's perfect for me!

True she isn't blonde but I don't always like blondes, just almost always. I like Emily Browning and Cockburn after all.

>>450807

But if you have the zoo in the open they'll see it with their fancy satellites.


 No.450811

File: 1457258908219.jpg (1.18 MB, 845x1268, 845:1268, 1440190450745.jpg)

>>450807

you gave birth to yourself?


 No.450812

File: 1457259002928.jpeg (51.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1453496350637.jpeg)

>>450810

Fancy Smanshy I will crush all!!!

>>450811

;-;


 No.450814

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>>450810

Hahah.. awww, you actually deleted them .. Thanks a lot man, I really appreciate that you'd do that for me.

I feel silly now even asking you to do that, and I don't want you to think I'm that sensitive - you can feel free to ball bust me all you like haha. But it means a lot that you'd do that for me… and I just recommend spoilering if you decide to post it again lol ;).

<3


 No.450815

File: 1457259081990.jpg (91.46 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1439612888868-2.jpg)

>>450809

Lol ;)

>>450810

Lol I'm just messing with ya. Besides being Spanish and cute, I really know nothing about her or her background. also them boobs


 No.450816

File: 1457259172422.png (526.81 KB, 549x722, 549:722, 1439792758281.png)

>>450812

It's okay. you get to live to see Loli.

>>450813

I post who and what I want, bitch!


 No.450817

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>>450815

OOO ISABELLA <3


 No.450818

File: 1457259209268.jpg (343.77 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, 14451090511450.jpg)

>>450801

Who is that girl?


 No.450819

File: 1457259264542.jpg (92.56 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1454968407785-1.jpg)

>>450816

SHHHHhhhh…. Don't tell everyone O-o


 No.450820

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>>450813

a summary from my perspective is K made me realize i wanna trap but now i'm repressing it and it's ok :)


 No.450821

File: 1457259307355.webm (3.91 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Mckenna Ice bucket.webm)

>>450817

Yesh, Izzy. post what you got plz. what is her last name?

>>450818

the third Grace girl. McKenna Grace


 No.450822

File: 1457259312581.jpg (99.12 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 11208527_581770718632892_2….jpg)

>>450812

I don't think that'll help. Maybe we should find an island that's actually a large mountain or volcano and then find a cave. Voila, free underground satellite-invisible waifu zoo location.

>>450814

Nah m8 it's cool I get it. You're a real human bean and while you wanna have fun with us you dun wanna get raped by home invaders or get fired by your employer when they find out you're a hebephile.

>>450815

I don't know that much either tbh, most of it's probably on Spanish-language websites or something. The stuff I do know is just from IMDB/Wikipedia or her IG/Twitter. She does have nice boobs though.


 No.450824

File: 1457259398415.jpg (2.59 MB, 2550x3300, 17:22, 1451903934731-2.jpg)

>>450822

Woah!!! Dude we are gonna do this!!! The question is how do we lure the waifu cunnies?


 No.450825

File: 1457259463490.jpg (729.12 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 1444078516282.jpg)

>>450823

I didn't do anything.

>>450820

Don't repress it. Just become a cute grill instead.


 No.450826

File: 1457259475923-0.jpg (56.84 KB, 1079x1350, 1079:1350, 12783443_452979418244382_1….jpg)

File: 1457259475946-1.jpg (50.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 11380903_459350594225407_1….jpg)

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>>450820

OK i have such a weird sense of humor

I'm really sorry for the shitposting guys lol

>>450821

I'll gladly post :)

isabella canepa :)

>>450822

:333 :) <3! u get it!

>>450823

hahah i learned that now.

the thing is, i think he was enjoying it!!!


 No.450827

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>>450822

ah, well there is more of a hope that she will cross over to American movies. You would think Del Toro would hire her again.

also these feet

>>450823

shut it!


 No.450828

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 No.450829

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>>450824

Well luring them to the island won't work because it's a fucking island. To be honest we'll need a van, a private airplane or boat, some chloroform, a gag, and some handcuffs. I can provide the last two. Maddiez can provide the chloroform I presume.

>>450827

Shannara might be a stepping stone to American or at least English-language cinema. She still stars in Iberian productions (she has a Portuguese film coming out this week I think) but Diane still makes French films in addition to her US productions. I'm hopeful, at least.


 No.450830

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>>450826

sometimes she looks beautiful and other times she looks painfully average. weird


 No.450831

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>>450821

Nice, I always forget about her tbh. She's cute. Grace girls seem to be cute


 No.450833

File: 1457259827211.jpg (1.61 MB, 1008x1500, 84:125, tumblr_m9hkbmb7201rs1ef6o1….jpg)

>>450828

ello

>>450829

I use to have a folder of just mostly her Pan's stuff cuz I'm a perv. She was such a cutie and such a boopable nose

>>450831

I guess I don't post her much. I agree though


 No.450834

File: 1457259891899.jpg (179.01 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1441888983460.jpg)

>>450833

I prefer my women old enough to bleed


 No.450835

File: 1457259904056.jpg (73.76 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1455357428995-0.jpg)

>>450829

Actually chloroform takes about 5 minutes to work to make someone pass out. It would be better if we can make some vapor roofies or mix some ammonia and bleach to temporarily disable them.


 No.450836

File: 1457260026983.mp4 (170.28 KB, 600x600, 1:1, CcPicpvVIAEyos4.mp4)

>>450832

>>450833

Hello.


 No.450837

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>>450834

hey hey! I'm sure she was bleeding by then! don't be racist!


 No.450839

File: 1457260198215.jpg (61.32 KB, 1080x850, 108:85, 11363926_1568375283474787_….jpg)

>>450835

Well I suppose the chloroform is unnecessary. The general idea is we find a cunny, we lure them into the van with the offer of sweets, we bind and gag them, we load them into the plane, and we fly them to Cunny Island.

Once we have enough we can set up the waifu zoo, the theme park, and the restaurant quarter. I think we'll need at least 30, probably well over 50.

>>450837

>Most girls start to menstruate between ages 10 and 15 years. The average age is 12, but every girl's body has its own schedule.

Baquero was 11 in Pan's Labyrinth. You funophile.


 No.450840

File: 1457260199564.jpg (199.27 KB, 1222x778, 611:389, maiabts-05.jpg)

>>450838

pfft, everyone knows I'm a perv


 No.450841

File: 1457260324716.jpg (89.57 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 1454975934574.jpg)

>>450839

I think 30 would be a perfect start…


 No.450842

File: 1457260324999.jpg (43.73 KB, 1080x853, 1080:853, Me and Lewie.jpg)

>>450838

I'm doing okay. Watching old achievement hunter videos. Are you working?


 No.450843

File: 1457260345089.jpg (111.29 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 1456983836897.jpg)

>>450839

them thighssss whoa and Converse? You are killing me!

>11

perfect age to me bro. :P That Spanish diet I'm sure helped!


 No.450844

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>>450843

>qg likes converse

yus

i'm glad there's others


 No.450845

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>>450830

i know what u mean in a way but idk, looks good to me ;)


 No.450846

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>>450844

My last got beat up, I need to buy new ones. But girls in Converse is very whew


 No.450847

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>>450841

Well we can assign 10 to the restaurants and bars, 12 to the zoo, and 6 to the amusement park. Two will be held in reserve to fill any shortages.

If we're going to set up on an island cave we should consider barring the entrance to the cave. We can't make it airtight because otherwise we'll all suffocate inside the cave, but perhaps a door made from iron rods (like a large prison cell door) would be prudent. Do you have any practical skills in this area?

>>450843

I've said for at least a decade that the perfect age is 15. Having spent a few months here I might go as low as 14 or even 13, but pre-teen is my current limit. Like I said, I like 'em to be old enough to bleed.

>Converse? You are killing me!

Is this some footfag thing I don't get? I have a pair of killer Pink Floyd converses (they have the Dark Side of the Moon prism refraction art on the side) that the gf got me, pretty awesome tbh.


 No.450848

File: 1457260812691.jpg (183.12 KB, 1080x1319, 1080:1319, 1456161792776.jpg)

>>450844

Goodness if it wasn't for her face being so small she would look exactly like Cara.

>>450847

We could always make an air vent man!!!


 No.450849

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>>450846

i've never owned a pair myself but idk there's just something about a girl wearing them


 No.450850

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>>450848

that's why she's popular :P

i wish there was more pics of her tongue


 No.450851

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 No.450852

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>>450845

average isn't bad. she is far from it. I just mean that some I say whew and other I just say meh cute lol

>>450847

You stay here long enough, you will be liking 9 year olds in no time!

I think that Converse are small and shaped thinner than other sneakers so it's like wearing cute socks. and usually certain type of girls wear them so there is that

>>450849

yesssssssssss, Slava knows of my fetish and have posted pics for me. lewd ones :O I think part of me falling for JJ in the Fancy video were the Converse lol


 No.450854

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>>450851

>>450852

oh shit I was just talking about you :P plzz……..I haven't fapped yet!!! lol


 No.450855

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>>450850

Yah I kind of realized that… She's still cute on her own level though


 No.450856

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 No.450858

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>>450848

>can't hammer a steel bar into the dirt

>thinks he can make an air vent through a volcano

Tbh it'd be even more of an escape and intrusion risk than a central entrance point. If we need extra air we may have to risk it, but we should see how we go I think.

>>450852

>You stay here long enough, you will be liking 9 year olds in no time!

I see girls that young more as ideal daughters than as ideal wives so they can't really be a waifu.

>and usually certain type of girls wear them so there is that

I love judging people, what kind of girl wears converses?


 No.450859

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>>450858

By scott you are right!!!


 No.450860

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 No.450861

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>>450853

hehe, how boring would I be if I wasn't a pedohebeephe?

>>450856

plz

>>450857

are you trying to get me to love you?

>>450858

Lol nah I agree. at around 11ish I start seeing the potential but USUALLY before Empy calls me out, younger than that I don't think of sexually

and when you grow up in Brooklyn, it tends to be more urban which is fine as a teen. But as I got older, the idea of a girl wearing Jordans became a turn off. Converse are cheap, they get dirty quick, so if a girl is wearing them, they aren't as high maintenance than one that is wearing designer shoes or 200 dollar Nikes


 No.450862

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>>450852

yep yep i gotcha :P

im starting to like her sis too..


 No.450864

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>>450851

>>450852

>>450854

>>450856

deer god

thank you!

>>450857

are you a cute girl?


 No.450865

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>>450862

whew them socks. I never paid attention to her sis. She looks cute

>>450863

this guy smh….

Meh, I'll think about the answer and let you know


 No.450866

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>>450859

If I get some time at work tomorrow I'll draw up a plan for the waifu cave and post it here when I get home.

>>450861

Wait you like them because they're cheap? Gross


 No.450867

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>>450866

lol cheap in price! not in design. Though they have gone up a little since they are more popular


 No.450868

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 No.450869

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>>450867

wew dat kaylyn


 No.450870

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>>450868

perfect

>>450869

Ikr, I don't post her enough


 No.450872

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>>450867

They used to be like $150 here when I was a teenager but shoes are pretty expensive in Australia. I went to Singapore and got some for $10. But cheap in price is what I meant, I like my women with thousand dollar heels.


 No.450873

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>>450864

are you gonna start a girls in Converse folder???

>>450871

sorry, that is how the cookie crumbles

>>450872

shit bro. it's like no more than 60 here. the new Chuck Taylor 2's are more but that is cuz it's better designed. I don't know about expensive heels. I like seeing waifu in them but Idk if I can deal with a girl that spend that much


 No.450874

>>450871

That voice. Lexee so memey.


 No.450875

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>>450873

i already had some, just not enough

this is helping :) thanks

finally found this pic i was looking for for a while


 No.450877

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>>450873

>I don't know about expensive heels. I like seeing waifu in them but Idk if I can deal with a girl that spend that much

That's the point m8, I want a classy waifu, not some gutter trash who gets her clothes from Kmart. I want a literal princess. Didn't you ever wonder why I call her my Queen waifu?


 No.450878

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>>450875

awww, Harley vs Laneya when?

>>450877

I love Kiki in part cuz she is like a cute little NY hipster. I like a girl that is into fashion and maybe even designer things. But I like the balance of casual wear. I just don't like overly high maintenance which is hard enough when the girl is a celeb. It's why I would prefer Lexee if JJ hadn't put a spell on me, that demon!


 No.450880

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Anyway, I'm off bruthas thanks for the chat :)

>>450878

Fair enough. I guess I sort of like different things with different waifus. I don't care that Cockburn is a SJW because she's always been that way and I think it's cute. I do care whenever Diane posts something like that though because she should be better than that.

I might send you a Steam message tomorrow, my work is pretty chill <3

>>450879

It's more about class than money, though obviously they're heavily related. But if dating my waifu put me into debt that'd be fine. I'd convert all my money into paper notes (can't believe you guys still use that shit we've had proper money for decades here) and then set fire to it and then chop all of my limbs off to date my waifu. It's not worth anything anyway, it's just fiat currency.


 No.450881

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>>450878

>Harley vs Laneya

Who can orgasm quickest?


 No.450882

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>>450880

Ok, I'll be around. I agree though. I won't get into it now but I feel the same way with some of my waifu. See ya around

>>450881

Slava plz!!!! I don't need those thoughts before bed, thank you!!!

Welp I'm pushing it. I better go to sleep. Night fellas


 No.450883

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>>450876

lol i was thinking about making another steam account for you guys

and i used to play hearthstone a bit so there's that too if anyone feels like beating me

>>450878

harley vs lorlando first (easy win)

>>450881

lewd!


 No.450885

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>>450882

You love it.

Good night. ♥

>>450883

;3


 No.450886

File: 1457265101869.jpeg (29.55 KB, 480x272, 30:17, le nophie face.jpeg)

>mfw nophie suddenly uploads three vids out of the blue after being radio silent for like a year


 No.450887

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>>450886

>mfw they turn out to be boring and not new asmr


 No.450888


 No.450889

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 No.450890

>>450887

Looks a bit old for you anyway m8


 No.450891

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>>450886

>>450887

did you post this girl on /tv/?


 No.450892

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>>450890

i'm not sure what you're getting at but a friend of a friend once told me he saw a very risque and salacious vid of hers that would delight those with even the foulest and most depraved taste in young women. I'm strictly 38+ though and such things don't interest me, so I inquired no further.


 No.450893

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>>450891

i used to sometimes


 No.450894

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>>450893

kek I searched "nophie" on the archive and first result was in one of my old spam threads

still post there?


 No.450895

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>>450892

I do have some pretty depraved taste

38+ is REALLY old, do you even have a woman that old saved to your PC?


 No.450896

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>>450894

i was permabanned over a year ago for posting bribs in one of LB's new year's orphan shopping threads that used to be a minor spam tradition


 No.450897

>>450895

That's almost as old as Chloe.


 No.450898

File: 1457266583299.jpg (84.48 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 12357700_1661310627441363_….jpg)

who is nophie?


 No.450899

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>>450896

>being a bancuck


 No.450900

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>>450897

Epic xDDD


 No.450901

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>>450895

If the girls I post aren't literally at least that old then they're definitely old souls at a minimum

This girl is probably about 43

>>450898

She used to post ASMR vids that were unbelievably cute but deleted them after cunnychan found her. I dunno if she actually knew about who was watching them though because in the comments she said she might reupload them again

>>450899

I've tried proxies but since the Hola scandal i haven't found any that work

I asked Mr Chloe to share his sekrit stash with me but he's been curiously miserly about that to an almost jewish degree


 No.450902

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>>450901

Oh, definitely. That girl is a very old soul, only grannies like gardening. I bet that lg is like 50 minimum


 No.450903

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>>450901

i guess nobody would have them then

shame


 No.450904

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>>450903

someone on cunnychan may. also like i said she may be uploading them again soon. i'll report on the story as it develops


 No.450905

>>450904

>going on honeypotchan


 No.450906

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>>450905

Good pics of Anna tho


 No.450907

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>>450904

what's her name on youtube? just nophie?


 No.450908

>>450906

I don't know you when the AFP come round.


 No.450909

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>>450907

asmrbyshiny was her old channel and nofiworks is her new one


 No.450910

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>>450908

I literally dindu nuffin


 No.450911

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>>450910

Honeypotchan was your first mistake.


 No.450912

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>>450909

thank you

she's pretty cute, how old is she? she seems a lot younger than most others involved in asmr


 No.450913

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>>450911

Visited worse tbh, I mean, I'm here on a board with you


 No.450914

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>>450913

Aint no honeypot here!


 No.450915

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>>450912

something like 12-13 now. I'm not sure.


 No.450917

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>>450914

Exactly what the runner of a honeypot would say!


 No.450918

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>>450916

how do you use these through chrome? im only used to the web proxies


 No.450919

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>>450918

for chrome I think internet options > connections > LAN settings > proxy server

or you can use an extension

probably something in chrome advanced settings too


 No.450920

File: 1457268458895.jpg (61.27 KB, 640x766, 320:383, 12269821_1646189972327533_….jpg)

Morning


 No.450921

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>>450920

Howdy.


 No.450922

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>>450915

wew

hopefully she makes more videos then


 No.450923

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>>450920

Morning

Please ban K for a pedo


 No.450924

>>450923

I'm a good boy. I dindu nuffin.


 No.450925

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 No.450926

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>>450921

hey Jo ♥

How are you today?

>>450923

Ok im on it

>>450925

I like having you back


 No.450927

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 No.450928

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 No.450930

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>>450926

Doing alright. How are you?


 No.450931

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>>450924

>I dindu nuffin


 No.450932

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File: 1457269002421-1.png (32.08 KB, 300x135, 20:9, home speed.png)

No wonder it takes so long to post here compared to home


 No.450933

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>>450927

>>450928

>>450929

Hello cuties

Relaxing Sunday for you guys?

Also dont forget its Mother's Day

>>450930

I'm good thanks. Just watching more esports today. My team unexpectedly made it through to the semi-finals

Sabrina looks great there :3


 No.450934

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>>450926

Than you for your cooperation


 No.450935

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>>450933

And where's my hi?!


 No.450937

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>>450933

working init.

>its Mother's Day

don't remind me

my half sister one upped me and my bro AND ITS NOT EVEN HER MAM


 No.450938

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>>450933

>Also dont forget its Mother's Day

T-t-today?


 No.450939

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>>450938

No it's not elag. Ours is May 15th.


 No.450940

>>450939

Oh i mean 8th.


 No.450941

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>>450936

Thanks fam but atm I can't even figure out where where to enter the ip/port on chrome. I'll figure it out later sometime when I'm not feeling as lazy/retarded


 No.450942

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>>450933

oh i didn't, got her some flowers and a bottle of wine - can't go wrong with that really.


 No.450943

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>>450939

>>450940

thank god my stomach dropped like an anvil but it turns out I'm still a good son after all.


 No.450944

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>>450934

Am I the secret police for your dictatorship now?

>>450935

You didnt reply to me yet!

Hi! ♥

How's it going ? :)

>>450937

Uni work or at your job?

My sister always one ups me. I didnt get any gift/card this time :S But I think its ok seeing as Im not home. I'll give Mum a ring later on

>>450938

Just for Britbongs

>>450942

Thats really nice!


 No.450945

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>>450942

i want to pinch her bum tbh


 No.450946

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>>450943

What're you gonna give mummy this year?

>>450944

Replies aren't everything, you know!


 No.450947

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 No.450948

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>>450946

something original, like chocolates or 10 dollar flowers from coles


 No.450949

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>>450944

Yes, but we only oppress non-whites and people called K

>>450945

Pervert


 No.450950

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WISSLFPB?


 No.450951

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>>450944

Job

I got a card, some money and a terry's chocolate orange, my mam doesn't really like gifts


 No.450952

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>>450949

fuck you maann


 No.450953

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>>450944

i'm glad you think so, i'm sure she thought so too :P

>>450945

who doesn't?


 No.450954

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 No.450955

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>>450946

But you only posted once after I posted first! Stop complaining!

Lovely Selena thank you

>>450949

Just give the word, and I will gladly oppress him

>>450951

>Get back to work and stop browsing the internet Rusty!

Thats really nice too. Terrys chocolate orange are god tier chocolate


 No.450956

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Damn Lily

>>450955

>Yes boss!

they are pretty good


 No.450957

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Goodnight. ♥


 No.450958

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>>450948

I went to search unique mother's day ideas for you, and the first results I'm getting are saying you should buy her some lingerie or flavored condoms.

I think you should make her a cheesecake, though :)

>>450954

Keep fighting hate with love. That's how you win ♥

>>450955

You're quite welcome.

>>450957

Sleep well.


 No.450959

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WISSLFPB?


 No.450960

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>>450957

goodnight


 No.450961

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>>450958

that's a sweet thought but I figure the most common results are the most popular for a reason right? better to be safe than sorry


 No.450962

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>>450948

who is this cny bny?


 No.450963

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>>450962

That was elag as a child.


 No.450964

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>>450957

night night


 No.450966

>>450956

Damn Lily indeed.


 No.450967

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>>450962

smiley qt #969546

>>450963

surprised you could tell them apart from me now


 No.450968

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>>450963

>me on the in her arms


 No.450969

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>>450963

me in the middle


 No.450970

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 No.450971

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>>450968

>>450969

You're both so cute

>>450967

I can see it in the eyes.


 No.450972

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>>450926

thanks


 No.450973

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>>450956

£1 in our Tesco atm, im picking them up everytime :S

>>450957

goodnight ♥

>>450958

Selena feet are driving me crazy

You didnt answer my question about whats going on with your life

>>450959

what does that even mean?


 No.450974

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wisslpb?


 No.450975

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>ywnctbwfhita

why live, honestly?


 No.450976

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>>450973

I like the bags of the little ones, the popping candy is heaven


 No.450977

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 No.450978

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>>450961

Hey, that's pretty funny. I'll just ask K what the best tasting flavor is.

>>450970

I went to look for Yulia doing the heart symbol as a reply but I couldn't find it. Help.

>>450973

Oh, I didn't read past the the first line in your reply for some reason…

Things are going fine. I haven't done nothin. I guess I voted a few days ago. You?


 No.450979

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>>450978

This one?


 No.450980

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 No.450981

>>450975

>you will never choke that ? while ? her in the ?


 No.450982

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and >ywncdihtyoc either

it's not fair bros ;_;


 No.450983

>>450979

Yep. Thanks <3


 No.450984

>>450981

I bet that's right


 No.450985

>>450984

Knowing elag it 100% is.


 No.450986

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>>450981

"choke the bribs" you fuck


 No.450987

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>ynwhhayd


 No.450988

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>>450977

>>450974

what does that stand for? -.-

>>450978

Oh cool, on Super Tuesday? Good for you! Was it your first presidential vote? you were too young last time right?

I am doing well thanks


 No.450989

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>>450986

i didn't know that was a thing


 No.450990

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>>450988

guess you'll never know


 No.450991

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>>450988

why is she so literally perfect, bros?


 No.450992

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>>450988

Yep. Super Tuesday. I was able to vote in the last presidential election by a year.

Glad you're doing well.


 No.450993

test


 No.450994

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>>450993

how do i lose this shitty flag


 No.450995

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>>450987

if it was >ywnwhhayd it would make sense to me but as it is, I'm stumped


 No.450996

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>>450994

show post options & limits -> hide country


 No.450997

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>>450994

That anime girl is telling the truth tbh


 No.450998

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>>450991

kek did you draw this?

>>450987

you will never hand Harley a yummy drink?


 No.450999

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>>450998

I'm too lazy/incompetent to do literally any photoshop at all


 No.451000

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>>450997

What's with the influx of anime girl bullies? I thought they were supposed to be pure.


 No.451001

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>>450976

Ahh I really dislike the popping candy ones

Small bags are great though, I love cadbury buttons

>>450990

grrrr!

>>450991

Oh ok thank you

>>450992

I missed our last election in 2010 but I got to vote in 2015. Looking forward to voting in the EU referendum in June


 No.451002

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>>450999

oh

I clearly did that in ms paint :3


 No.451003

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>>451000

Sometimes they're not nice, but they're always pure.


 No.451004

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>>451002

>ywnb the legendary cunny shooper


 No.451005

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>>450995

>>450998

>you will never have harley as your daughter


 No.451007

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>>451005

omg so cute :3

>>451004

more curious who the other cunny bot spammer is tbh


 No.451008

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>>451001

Have a feeling how that one's gonna turn out?

>>451003

Even the lewdest ones.


 No.451009

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>>451006

wut

how would that even work?


 No.451010

>>451007

Probably fym still


 No.451011

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>>450996

i wanted my real flag back but this works

>>450997

yours must be tiny

>>451000

anime fields have always been smug cunts

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 No.451012

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Elaga No


 No.451013

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>>451009

i thought you left out a w by mistake


 No.451015

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>>451008

i hope he isn't elected just so i don't have to see his face anymore

>>451011

>>451011

anime girls*

>>451012

tybd


 No.451016

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>>451012

You're stricter than QG. I made a vocaroo about Laneya getting stretched by mattyb and he did nothing.


 No.451017

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made a new thread tbh

>>451014

>>451014

>>451014


 No.451019

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>>451008

Y-yeah

>>451011

It is pretty small, but you shouldn't bully like that ;_;


 No.451021

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>>451016

qg is a dirty sympathizer deazy is our true king


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