/waifuist/ - Waifuist

meme waifu thread?

dat gap tho

>>463548

She isn't a meme waifu. She's a beautiful young girl.

>>463541

post your top 3 pics of you're waifu

(in no particular order)

gogogogo

>>463552

Top 3 is wayyyyyy too hard.

>>463549

>>463549

terrible

>>463552

impossible but whatever

>>463548

Perfection thread, clearly.

>>463554

Misogynist

>>463557

ugh what a nerd

>>463556

isnt it illegal for underage girls to swear? pretty sure thats basically cp

>>463552

>>463552

>>463559

>>463558

I'm taking a big risk showing you this shit, man. Quit interrogating me.

>>463559

So inviting.

>>463561

man there are way too many pics I dont post

>>463562

>>463562

back off creep

>>463566

how long have you been waifuing Harley for btw?

>>463568

idk, not long after i got here which might have been november/december i think

i might have a look through the threads, see how far we can go back

>>463570

don't post my tweets

>>463572

Thanks.

I expected you to get mad at me for posting that.

I'm glad you appreciate the banter.

>>463573

is it too late to get mad now?

>>463574

Yes. :3

>>463574

Also, >mfw i have higher res of saoirse than u

get rekt scrub

>>463576

ill try harder next time

>>463577

i dont keep 7 mb files on my phone…

>>463578

Such a lack of dedication..

>>463579

no bully :(

I really need to organise/replacethe pics on my phone, one folder with 1000 files in it doesnt feel efficient

>>463580

At least you have some.

You should just have all your favourites on there. :3

>>463581

i dont get the pics on my phone from my pc i just save pics i like while browsing

>>463582

I see.

>>463583

i knew you'd understand

>>463584

wisslpb?

>>463585

>ywnscwja

>ywnlcohf

;_;

>>463585

>>463586

>>463587

please respect the no bully zone

>>463586

>you will never lick cum off her face??

is it true your penis is the size of this ice cream k?

>>463589

bingo

>>463590

I'm not going to answer such allegations..

>>463591

lewd

>>463592

jessie : 1

bully k : 0

>>463593

i-its just helping her clean up

>>463594

how very thoughtful :3

yet lewd

>>463595

what would be lewd is her licking cum off your face

>>463596

you mean even lewder

how is everyone? ☺

i herd u guyz liek Sammi so I put Sammi in ur /waifuist/

Goodnight famalam

>>463599

<3

>>463597

lewd means good right?

place is dead though, goodnight

Heading to bed too. Nighty night. ♥

>>463598

Hello. ♥

>>463599

Goodnight. ♥

>>463601

Night. ♥

>>463600

oh i didn't mean to leave just as you showed up but it is 2am so hi/bye

>>463603

another time then :D

sleep well

>>463602

hey now

>>463598

good now you're here ❤

>>463599

nanit

>>463600

qt footies

>>463601

lewd can sometimes be good

gnight

>>463602

bubye

>>463605

>qt footies

:3

>>463607

hello

>>463608

>in reply to a photo of Maddie

"wew

she's a lost cause"

Is that a joke or something…?

>>463609

yes

>>463610

okay

lol

Do you think she's cute here

>>463611

>shitty tumblr gifs

yes but i'd like to see more :P

lads

i thought that second one said fuck

neya is too pure for that

>>463613

hello hi

>>463612

I made these 2 webms

>>463615

nice tongue action

>>463616

would you be upset if ppl joked saying harley was a lost or you wouldnt care? just curious, no biggie though

>>463617

tried deleting cuz w/e but i cant >_<

>>463617

i wouldn't care. but if you're offended by it then i apologise.

>>463619

thanks ehh no big deal though haha <3.

you know im a bit out of my mind by now.

I decided to come back because I realized you need me and I consider myself a good person.

No need to thank me.

>>463621

where did you go?

>>463624

She's such a cutie.

>>463621

Took you long enough

>>463621

You went away? How is school?

>>463623

>>463626

hi reddit

>>463627

ayyyy where have you been?

>>463629

Reading asian novels and uni.

I showed up some time ago looking for some webms of Kaylyn.

How are you? :)

>>463623

I had decided to leave because of the horrible, terrible mistreatment I suffer on a daily basis.

>>463628

Hello good sir *tips le gentleman hat*

>>463630

im slowly losing it and am spiralling every further downward in my pathetic neet life. got up at 1am today, it was 10 pm last night. i don't know if that means i'm getting better or worse.

how's uni?

>>463631

who hurt you ellehu? i'll beat them up.

>>463633

>tfw literally just skipped sleep

feels good to be getting my life back on track

>he doesn't enjoy sleep deprivation

>>463632

you're an even bigger bully than Ela tbh I fucking hate you faggot

>>463634

Well i say you're the only one doing the bullying here tbqhwyf, i've been nothing but a gentleman and a scholar towards you

>>463634

i can't even tell when you're bantering or not and i say that as an australian

go to sleep silly

Well Hello people!

>>463633

When I was a neet I had a better sleep schedule than now. Sure I stayed until 3 am and woke up at around noon but nowadays I'm always sleeping at 8am and waking up between 1 and 8 pm.

I miss being neet.

>>463637

Fuck you!

>>463638

>

>>463637

hello

>>463638

that's fugged. are you at least getting to your classes on time?

>>463636

no bantz family

>>463635

>DUDE YOU'RE WAIFU IS CRAP LMAO

the door is that way (the door to reddit)

>>463641

well M is one of the nicest people on the board, don't know how you could hate him

>>463637

Hell Dagon.

>>463642

see >>463541

>>463644

Well to be fair, he's right.

>>463642

>>463644

He's also mean about Maddie

>>463640

Hello Elagabalus!!! How is it?

>>463643

Hey Turtle man!!! how is it going?

>>463644

he doesn't have to like her

>>463647

It's going swell. Woke up at 2 in the morning for some reason.

>>463645

*sigh* one more for the reddit list

>>463648

I don't have to like him

>>463641

My perception of reality is not your perception of reality

I just don't feel anything for saxon and bribri doesn't seem to be my cup of tea either

Does everyone have to love your waifu or else they're bullies?

I don't think she's crap either if that'll sooth your pains, i used crap in my question because i was curious as to where an individual that doesn't like either belongs

>>463650

What's this reddit list crap?

>>463652

I keep a list of confirmed redditors saved in notepad, suffice to say you're on the list

>>463653

Yeah, what's reddit go to do with anything?

>>463654

you tell me, redditor

>>463649

I tend to get that way too.

I had about 3 hrs of sleep. Fun stuff…

>>463653

Am I on the list?

>heartbeat.wav

>>463655

Oh never mind. You're just acting like a sperg. God forbid you explain yourself.

>>463656

no you're good :3

>>463657

waifubullying is reddit-tier behaviour and >>463645 was literally reddit: the post

I'd be lying to myself if I took you off my redditors.txt

sorry

>>463658

Yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDeBcpLITQ

>>463658

Not liking your waifu is "waifubullying"? To be fair, I won't be missing out on much if I just ignore you.

>>463658

Am I on the redditor list?

>>463639

No. Fuck you.

>>463640

Most of the times, yes.

>>463661

no

>>463646

what did he say?

>>463651

not liking bribri is pretty reddit tbh but calling her crap is just wow so reddit it hurts

>>463660

you'll have an easier time ignoring me if you go back to reddit and stay there

>>463662

>

I am generally confused what did I do this time?

>>463661

You dropped your trip fam

>>463663

As i said, i don't think she's crap. I just used that word because i wanted to know where an individual that doesn't like either belong

I just think she's a girl like so many others, nothing to write home about

I think I'm safely not on the reddit list.

>>463663

I think you just need to get the fuck over it kid. Some people don't like your waifu, some people may use words like "crap" when talking about them, it's the internet. Saxon is a whore and Brighton will go the same way. Hope that triggered you, Nancy.

>>463667

>I think you just need to get the fuck over it kid. Some people don't like your waifu, some people may use words like "crap" when talking about them, it's the internet. Saxon is a whore and Brighton will go the same way. Hope that triggered you, Nancy.

>>463664

Nothing really. You were just cheery and I prefer everyone being sad and depressed and whatnot.

>>463663

I don't really remember well so it must not have been too bad, but stuff like teasing her looks ;___;!

>>463665

I knoww I did on purpose thank you though

D-does that mean my posts are showing up again for you? ;^)…

>>463667

>Saxon is a whore

>have a bf

>stays with bf

>somewhat a whore

???

>>463667

>Saxon is a whore and Brighton will go the same way

I'll put my thumb through your eye you fucking poofter

>>463668

Hi Tumblr.

>>463671

k

>>463666

I think the only reason I am not on that redditor.txt thing is my respect for BriBro's music tastes.

>>463669

I am always cheery… I did get nearly no sleep and I had to listen to a bunch of 30 year old flannel t-shirt wearing dudes tell me why I am not making right choices in my life. So I am somewhat in a bad mood but I choose to display my some what "cheery mood" I can keep talking about depressing things that has happened today if that helps? :P

>>463670

Yes it does, unfortunately

>>463674

No. It's alright. I was just being rude. Also, I gotta go.

kbye every1

>>463666

well you can be pretty lewd….

nah you're good :3

>>463671

he's a dumb redditor

Sexon does seem like a bit of a whore though tbh but bribri is nothing like her anyway

>>463673

calling me tumblr won't stop you from being a redditor, redditor

>>463676

bye lilly come back soon pls

>>463677

Okay, that's fine since I go on reddit.

>>463679

I know, you're literally reddit

I don't know what's funnier BriBro's epic comments or the fact that no one has tried to change the conversation yet and just agree that we shouldn't bully any waifus. People tend to be a little touchy on how others treat there waifus. Don't bully the waifu or the waifuist!

>

>>463676

See you later…

I got it I am going to call you DownyBloom!!! I feel so creative right now!!!

>>463675

Is this banter?

>>463681

well actually I think bullying other waifuists is acceptable tbh

but waifus are sacred

>>463681

Somehow criticism or not agreeing with another waifuist about their waifu is bullying.

>>463684

Amen to that, brother

>>463684

I bully waifuist a lot so I am just a fucking hypocrite so I agree with you :P

>>463685

You are not critiquing really anything about his waifu. In his eyes she is perfect and just let him be.

NEWWW

HNNNNGG<3

>>463686

>Maddie's face is sweaty

>my dick is ready

>mom's spaghetti

>I'm perven

>but on the surface I need to be call and ready

>to ask sauce on that videos spaghetti?

What is that video of Maddie I have to see it? O_o

>>463687

All I said was, "Well to be fair, he's right." to what M said about Brighton. He started acting like a sperg about it doing that, "go back to reddit" shit. It was one comment that an overly sensitive girl got her feeling hurt over. I would have let him be and said no more after that comment had he not acted like a wuss over it.

Either way, good night. No more tears, I'm gone.

>>463689

I dont have a link right now, it was some vine or instagram video. Heres 5 more gifs of it though

>>463690

good night/morning

>>463690

See you Turtle man sweet waifu dreams!!!

>>463691

Ohhhh mmmmyyyyy…. Pls tell me you have the link to it on your computer ;-;

>>463690

cya reddit

>>463692

do you find it depressing waking up when it's dark and then going to sleep when it's light?

>>463695

deeply. wbu?

>>463686

>>463691

not sure I know what to make of this… I suppose I feel aroused but I'm not sure why

she's not making it easy though either, it's a strange thing

>>463695

>>463696

I'm going to rudely chime in to your conversation and say that it doesn't bother me at all.

If anything regularity bothers me. I wouldn't want to do that for more than a month but I wouldn't want to have a normalfag sleeping pattern for more than a month either.

I think activities as a teen fucked up my rhythm permanently tbh…

>>463696

yeah of course

that's why whenever I get to the point where I'm going to sleep after the sun starts to come up I just pull an all-nighter to fix my schedule

>that glorious feel when finally going to sleep after being awake for 30 hours

Hello gents

>>463697

>i suppose i feel aroused

>but shes not making it easy

Explain please?

>>463697

yeah I can never keep a pattern tbh no point even trying

>>463699

well hey :3

>>463697

daylight is just inherently less depressing to me for some reason. i guess you could say that lack of vitamin d affects hormones and whatnot too.

anyway i can never stick to a regular sleep schedule either so w/e.

>>463698

i've tried that so many times but i can never force myself to stay awake for long enough. it just feels so awful.

>>463699

Welcome to hell aka waifuists

>>463701

This week I have had a total of 4 hrs of sleep. ;-; I don't like taking sleeping medication I just feel weak that I have to depend on something in order to sleep so I kind of just stay up n stuff in hopes I "get on schedule"

>>463699

ayyo jefe

>>463704

>4hrs in a week

i doubt that's even possible without meth?

>>463706

This week… I have had 4 hrs so far…

>>463702

;)

>>463704

Oooooo is that what this place is??

>>463705

Hey my fave pedoer. She is so cute

>>463708

>posting Landry

I have left my mark ;-;

>mfw

>>463709

What can I say? I like cute girls holding coca cola bottles

>>463708

who's your favourite hebe-er?

>>463709

:^)

>>463703

I wonder if sleepcucking is a thing

In case anyone wants non "jpeg" versions.

Video incoming.

>>463711

you of course :P

>>463713

beautiful. love the second one

>>463713

wew

that second one is 👌

>>463711

>>463710

>my heart

>I can barely take it

>

>>463716

stop copying me!

>>463715

>>463716

I actually thought the same thing when he posted those pics earlier but I didn't say it

nice copying me though tbh

>>463691

>>463700

Some of these gifs can be plainly interpreted as sexual or something let your mind go wild, a couple of them are just her making bizarre faces making me wonder what the actual context even is.

>>463701

>dat Saxon pit

hngg very nice

>dat BriBri chiming in at the last line after munching away the entire time

hahahaha oh bribri :3

>>463713

she's had great new content for sure, everything I've seen has been great

>>463714

so that's the context, imagination it is

>>463715

>>463716

I know why you both like the second one. :^)

Because she isin an ideal position to sit on your face while facing you.

>>463715

:3

>>463717

laundry is 2cute

>>463718

no

great minds think alike, i guess

>>463715

>>463716

hivemaddie

And no qg I am not on suicide watch lol

>>463720

I see what you mean, that makes sense

Glad you think the new content is great, I think so too… it's been a huge week for Maddie and every picture has been fabulous

Yeah, the context may have ruined the imagination of those gifs haha…oh well :P

>>463719

Blah, you probably thought "what would QG think" and that popped up :P

>>463720

I wasn't even thinking that and now I can't unsee that! Thanks, Outs!

>>463721

You are a more inlined hebe version of me. It's an honor :P

>>463722

I didn't say anything!

>>463720

:^)

because it's a nice view of the shoes

>>463722

that's another great pic of maddie wew

>>463717

Landry is a top tier waifu T B H

>>463724

I've only posted it a million times in the past 2 days ;).

>>463726

Nice Madz

>>463727

Have some more

>>463723

inlined?

oh i'm sure it is indeed an honour :P

>>463726

not when i've actually been around 😜 (i think)

unless i haven't noticed

>>463729

Well I'm sure you'll notice this

>>463722

YES! THE HD! THE HD TOOTSIES

absolutely incredible, and this picture has many good qualities beyond just that…

>>463723

>>463724

you're both welcome :^)

>>463730

😍 oh yes very much so

thank you

fresh bribs

>>463728

Thanks you very much!

>>463729

in line, I meant. Like in line with what a hebe is. Not that I'm not. I just like a larger range of ages lol

>>463731

blah….damn thoughts

>>463732

tell her close that mouth! What kind of perv you think I am looking at her with missing teeth!!

>>463732

dat close up brynn :3 too cute

>you will never splatter her with your paint

>>463736

what do you have against toofy gaps? (:

>>463734

I rly recommend this if you like Brynn… >>463732

>>463735

Gorgeous!

>>463732

why aren't they wearing seatbelts? :o

>>463735

Wowzzz, man if only my old Bribro didn't quit waifulife, these would drive him crazy! they drive me crazy

>>463737

it's the only thing that makes me feel guilty tbqh

>>463741

the best kid of slut

>>463721

>>463725

>2 cute

>top tier

well she is :P but thanks it means a lot to me.

>>463738

don't worry i didn't miss it, i've already seen it now :)

>>463743

that slip, to be fair, I thought I typed the "N"

I love the sound and face she makes in this one. Not even being lewd!!!

>>463735

goddamn it's like a cunny windfall

>3rd image

>that part where the bare flesh of the thighs are touching

I need to put my hand in there…

>>463743

get it together and stop thinking about kids for a moment

>>463743

but what if it was an adult tooth that was knocked out? still feel guilty then?

ACCEPT IT BRO

>>463746

i mean even subconsciously you're talking about kiddos

>>463744

😊

>>463747

w-wew

>>463747

dat webm loool

>>463745

ah gotcha!

>>463748

y-yiss sir….

Lol nice Cam. I like that fuzz 2

>>463749

well that is different! Hey I was the same guy that liked Dakota Fanning but still couldn't get over that at 15-16 she still had that space in her smile!

Shhhhhh it was an honest mistake!

>>463750

>not posting the webm

I made it for you dude ;-;

>>463752

Oh of course! I forgot, thanks man

>>463753

XD thanks… I feel important again!!!

>>463750

>>463752

>>463753

>>463754

I may have made an alternate version

sorry dragon ;-;

>>463751

you'll get over it :P

>>463750

>>463753

>>463755

w-whew

>>463755

Video is not my specialty anyway… I know more about audio stuff :P

P.s. that version is better I even have to agree

>>463756

yiss when the teeth grows in!

>>463755

hnnnnng thank you <333

>>463757

just needed it without sound for posting on /tv/ tbh

>>463741

I honestly think Saoirse realized that the weight she gained, even though she lost most of it, turned her pits objectively excellent whereas before they were really sort of only sought after because they belonged to her, you know? She is a sex object now and she loves it, having never really had the qualities to attract the garden variety kind of objectifying attention before.

As a result she became a total filthy fucking slut about her pits. Sersh just needs to know that men out there are getting off to those pits. It's probably especially validating to her considering she got them as a result of her weight gain, a time when nobody, even many of her most devout fans, would want her… But now she's like the caterpillar that turned into a butterfly (she had to gorge herself to "cocoon" and everything) except instead of magnificent wings she has magnificent axilla.

She's probably even getting off on the thought that perverts like us are deciphering her motivations and seeing through her slutty obsession with her own pits and very apparent and clearly constant desire to get thousands of men off just by the sight of them.

>>463758

i'll let you believe what you want to believe ;)

jk you're a better man than i am

what do you think her hair smells like bros?

>>463763

cocoNUT

>>463756

>that harley pic

she's a lost cause

>>463763

a mixture of berries and flowers…

tfwnbshj

>>463764

smh you are literally the lewdest

>>463765

she is

as with all cheerleaders :(

>>463763

probly the vast plains of the savanna tbh cause she's a beautiful little lioness

>:3

>>463767

sorry i didn't know caps lock was on

:^)

>>463761

Mankind hasn't been blessed with a poet as well versed with words since Homer

I want to print that post and frame it to be perfectly honest

>>463762

Lol, I can train you to be better!

>>463772

it's too late

i'm in too deep

>>463771

thank you for your stunning review, I hammered that out fairly quickly but I do try

>>463773

Yes, yes! Very perceptive! Her hair doesn't even change!!!

>>463774

Harley ruined you like Laneya did me? :O

>>463776

i guess lol

i haven't felt like this for someone like that before..

>>463777

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25QyCxVkXwQ

<insert song title here>?

Dear goodness I need to just webm this

>>463777

She your first real waifu? I can't remember, was one of your first postings asking who she was?

>>463779

i posted here and there a little bit but i remember someone (you?) posting some pics of her, and the rest is, as they say, history

>>463780

yeah it was me. at the time, it was really just me and Ellehu posting her. Ellehu being the one that introduced her to me. I remember an anon asking who is that? and now look at us! lol

I can feel some love tonight O_o

>>463781

and i am forever grateful for that :P

i wish there was a working archive so i could look for my first posts, or even the thread where it first happened

>>463783

Me 2. In a way I do and then I don't. when all that infinity stuff started happening, I spent so much time deleting old threads which isn't easy and then we didnt even go over there

>>463783

You should have screen shoot stuff like I do… :P I have a whole folder for waifuists stuff.

>>463785

What you got of me, stalker

>>463735

Guys is it just me or can I see fuzzy strands of hair on the inside of BriBri's thighs in the third picture?

Whole new meaning to the word earmuffs.

>>463785

and nothing on me >:3

>>463786

>>463788

Hold on… I have a lot most of them are slava, ellhu, and stevis

another one

>>463787

dat pit!

and plz….let's not talk about such things!

My personal ellhu favorites

>>463790

Lol thanks Stevis for the support!

Ok, see you bros! <3

some snaps for my homies

>>463793

Bye :P

>>463793

nanit ❤

>>463794

thank you kindly

>>463793

good night

gnight

sweet waifu dreams

>>463797

de res

>>463799

night night man!

>>463799

goodnight

>>463799

Night night fam

hey now, did you know this lg played young Rey in "Force Awakens" ?

>>463803

Noo i didnt… What is this cutie pies name?

Also, hey yall. Im at the park seeking out waifus :p

>>463803

Nooooo…

>>463803

cute

>>463807

:3

>>463804

Found any waifus yet?

I just realized its the 1 year anniversary of the day i sent myself to the hospital from slicing my tendon in half with a knife :P

1 year later ive accepted my hand will never be back to normal

Either way one year ago today i was certain i was losing a finger so im lucky

Anyyyways omfg im on 5th avenue where all the fancy stores are in Manhattan…. Sooo many stunning lil girls shoppin…

>>463811

That's the only redeeming factor of going outside Little cutes

>>463810

tragic… glad you still have your finger I wouldn't want jerk off feeling a knub in there

>>463812

Hah wasnt my fap hand either way luckily or id have blue balls for months

>>463813

I had a piece of metal fling into my foot about an inch deep I was too scared to tell my parents. So I sat there and worked on it for about an hr to get it out.

>>463810

are you really just out stalking random lgs? :P

at least you are getting some exercise

>>463813

>he can't fap with either hand

>>463814

>too scared to tell my parents

literally why

>>463814

I know that feel, i woulda been scared to tell them too but they watched it happen

Btw is anyone liking my photos

>>463816

Well I got it out which I knew I could do. Also my mom especially flips when I get cut or anything. So I just pulled out my pocket knife and manned it out.

>>463817

>Btw is anyone liking my photos

Yes it's kind of cool yet a little creepy at the same time. But that should give you no reason to stop keep em coming.

The worst knife cut I had was when I was getting the seed out of an avocado and I think you can imagine the rest.

All my money is locked in trust. Fuck it. Keep it.

Anyways, how is everyone?!?!?!?11111

I missed you all.

>>463819

Heeeey Peyton bro, how've you been?

>>463819

Secure your bag alert!!!

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I have not seen you in a while man how is it going? Nice Peyton O_o

>>463817

>>463818

i accidentally my arm through a window once trying to kill a fly. glass sliced through so deep i thought i was going to puke when i looked at it.

wheeeee!

>>463815

stalking random lgs is one of the more patrician hobbies, it's great in New Zealand because it's so common for them to not be wearing any shoes (there's literally nothing venomous here so it's culture)

I'm pretty much an expert when it comes to stalking little girls

>>463810

I had no idea you ever tried something like that. I'm sorry about your hand but I hope you've at least been doing better in the depression realm and are hopefully glad that you survived it, let alone that you kept the finger.