(I still haven't looked into 314 any more after this…I'll get to it, I really will)
1/8/16
beta.8ch.net (finally) works again…or at least loads. Went to /just/ as test board and top thread is saying Next sucks…and the thumbnail of the image uploaded is broken. That sort of speaks for itself.
1/13/16
Took five day hiatus, came back to find it worse than before again. What a surprise.
He didn't know it was logical cores, so he thought the server would handle it or something, for some reason.
Next, built from the ground up, uses way more CPU than vichan. Hey, who could have fucking known that tacking a bunch of Web 2.0 shit on before developing and testing basic feature parity could cause…bloat? Normally I don't even care about software bloat, but in this case it cripples the whole project due to hardware constraints. I mean it's running on a server handling a surprisingly stable level of traffic, bandwidth, submits, and like everyone's been telling him while he's been waving his dick around, Next right now is not better or faster or leaner or more full-featured, it's just unreliable trash. Vi, even with all of HW's brokenness added and zero maintenance done, even more dirty hacks, chugs on resolutely in the meantime.
I didn't even read the whole thing because I just don't fucking care what Josh says anymore, but here's the archive link:
https://archive.is/BLSPw
The above is a NoteHub page he linked to from his dumbass Twitter feed he posts everything on. Probably someone archived that, you can use the link I gave earlier to see for proof.
Also here's this: https://archive.is/LRBLm
So I'm checking out 314chan. inb4 "shill", I saw that shit on an 8ch banner ad which went to this page making some decent points: https://archive.is/ZyGH0
Unclear from that page if they're some of the same people involved with 76chan, which looks kind of cool but is rulefaggotry.
They are apparently from 711chan…which turned to "hilarious epick XD" rulefaggotry before the end.
Well, I made /undina/ there. Log in to mod.php, get a big red banner on the page saying:
"ATTENTION!
I have already seen staff /banning/ users instead of /warning/ them. I always prefer warnings just because it's a slap on the wrist. I will finish my staffing guides, and I will make a link to the warning pages (just like the ban option)"
I don't know if I'm now a member of "staff" for creating a user-made board? Either way, I guess global non-involvement in how users run boards isn't much of a thing here. We'll see, I guess. There's another one explaining a bug with the post form until you make the board's first post, and the heading is "Welcome to team314chan!".
It looks like another "reaction imageboard" where they go "we all know what's wrong with [imageboard]" and throw up a clone but haven't actually written or thought out how it will really run, or the rules will "adapt to the userbase", meaning squeakiest wheel. I came to 8ch because at the time HW really seemed to mean what he said and had a lot of protocols and policies set up about modding roles.
Hopefully I'm wrong in my first impression about 314. They have a resolvable OpenNIC address at http://www.314.chan
There's a big-ass red blotter on the one board listed on the homepage, /314/, saying "someone purged boards" whatever the fuck that means. Insecure codebase? Can't trust their own admin group? Really incompetent global accidentally did it?
Also thumbnails for swfs, mp4s, webms are broken as is in very small text near bottom of all-board blotter. Below it in similar tiny text is that the site now has board creation, indicating that was not in fact how it always was.
Turns out parley (admin), somehow didn't control for whether mods can delete board content…of their own boards? Of /any/ board? Am I now a moderator for the other boards because I made one? The fuck is up? Apparently it was either the guy shilling Lynxchan or more likely someone using his name as their username for lulz.
From the look and features of the site, I thought it was running either a fork of an early version of Infinity or it is its own fork of vichan. It's actually mitsuba, whatever that is, with Haruko which is a fork or addition created by parley himself. Let's see, another Yotsuba knockoff + another admin-coded fork + this time such a massive weeb he named it Haruko + clear policy seemingly eschewed in favor of a burgeoning sense of togetherness. The ad even was talking about how he wouldn't withdraw from "the community" or whatever. Where have I seen this before, and what could possibly go wrong?
My dashboard page shows the newest member and how many posts have been made globally in the last 24 hours (a whopping 23!). What could go wrong?
Let's get around to the good stuff, though not sure what's working:
- An inbox link on the sidebar showing how many new messages. Holy shit, internal email-style messaging? On the website? Without going to Twitter, github comment pages, or IRC? It's a miracle! Now hopefully it won't be a clusterfuck where everyone is encouraged to have an account on the site. They do have a Twitter icon in the top bar where you can follow their official feed, though. Of course.
- I see an announcements page and someone's advertised their board, /valhalla/, on it. Don't see a way to post on it, maybe it's elsewhere or not implemented yet. Seems a bit redundant given they could just have a /boards/ if board mods can use it, but whatever. No posts on that board, probably were purged.
- boards.php works although front page boards listing box doesn't seem to. Boards so far are pretty much exactly what you'd expect: https://archive.is/5HflV (hasn't updated to show /undina/ yet)
- Holy shit the first post worked! Stickied, locked, added tripcode…didn't add a capcode, but there's probably some way I'm supposed to visit the board through mod.php that it didn't link correctly to from the link on the control panel. There's even animated GIF thumbnails like 8ch used to have and still does on old boards…wonder how long that will last, scale-wise.
- Updating index page. Not like 4chan's. Wow. It's weird to say it, but seeing an "updating index" page takes me back. I even had to refresh the page again to see my new post. Didn't kick me out for not noko-ing though, guess it's only moderately oldskool.
- Testing for brokenness on a /z/ thread. I opened up the edit post box. Text box opens, and the text says "undefined", not what I wrote. Fail. It lets me submit the form but doesn't change the text to what I write…at least that.
- Tried to delete, gave me a confirmation popup then redirected me to the control panel with an undecorated, unformatted, unpadded message in the white main panel saying "You don't have the correct permissions to delete from this board!". That seems like a super basic thing to have under wraps, so I'm glad they do now.
- Tried to ban, brought me immediately to the control panel with a full admin-level detailed ban form. Auto-filled my full IP (I mean, an exit node's IP, you know what I'm saying), they should get on hashing that already. Tried to ban my IP from /z/, submitted and "User banned!". Ruh roh. Testing if that's true. Reloading /z/, "USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST" shows on it, but it lets me post more anyways.