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Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 06:42:09 No.72 [Last 50 Posts]

Allahu ackbar

Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 06:43:50 No.73

File: 1411541030285.webm (3.71 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 1411402540314.webm)

Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 06:46:36 No.74

File: 1411541196848.webm (2.99 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, Sidequesting in NG .webm)

Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 06:48:01 No.75

File: 1411541281213.webm (3 MB, 956x720, 239:180, B.webm)

Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 06:48:42 No.76

File: 1411541322151.webm (2.08 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Losing to Vega as Sagat.webm)

Anonymous 09/24/14 (Wed) 21:57:20 No.119

File: 1411595839930.webm (4.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, greatshot.webm)

Anonymous 09/25/14 (Thu) 04:49:45 No.127

File: 1411620585184.webm (2.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, jihad monkey.webm)

Anonymous 09/25/14 (Thu) 11:40:02 No.133

File: 1411645202608.webm (2.96 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Garfielf-OGbhJjXl9Rk.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 04:50:32 No.156

File: 1411707031984.webm (2.6 MB, 304x360, 38:45, 1411535475034.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 04:52:40 No.157

File: 1411707159938.webm (4.3 MB, 640x354, 320:177, 1411523364025.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 04:53:52 No.158

File: 1411707231000.webm (3.19 MB, 854x478, 427:239, 1411707042552.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 04:55:51 No.159

File: 1411707351716.webm (1.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1411691693340.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 04:56:14 No.160

File: 1411707374636.webm (1.67 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1411690815118.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 04:57:46 No.161

File: 1411707466576.webm (3.3 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1411678818665.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 20:16:26 No.181

Here's a massive collection, made by Krautchan's /int/:
https://nasheed.canopus.uberspace.de/

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 21:47:28 No.183

>>157
this is not allahu ackbar

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 22:25:19 No.185

File: 1411770319676.webm (3.13 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1411654831409.webm)

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 23:49:38 No.187

Never stop making these, they never get old.

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 23:50:34 No.188

Also, this would make a great alluh Ahkbar vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NulgtJrRfPQ

Anonymous 09/27/14 (Sat) 02:22:00 No.195

What is the song called? Kinda dig it

Anonymous 09/27/14 (Sat) 20:14:10 No.203

>>160
Did he just blow his fucking hand off?

Anonymous 09/27/14 (Sat) 21:33:29 No.204

File: 1411853609319.png (278.24 KB, 638x432, 319:216, Screen Shot 2014-09-27 at ….png)

>>203
Holy shit he did

Anonymous 09/28/14 (Sun) 09:43:54 No.219

>>157
top fucking kek

Anonymous 09/28/14 (Sun) 22:21:42 No.223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llQL9RM_KOo

Someone do this

Anonymous 09/29/14 (Mon) 02:17:19 No.225

>>156
Lost so fucking hard

Anonymous 09/29/14 (Mon) 05:32:40 No.230

>>203
holy fuck lol

Anonymous 09/29/14 (Mon) 16:15:19 No.236

File: 1412007318909.webm (2.66 MB, 640x480, 4:3, NasheeedDog.webm)

Just contributing what I have.

Anonymous 09/29/14 (Mon) 16:17:04 No.237

File: 1412007424553.webm (2.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, NasheedTwerk.webm)

Anonymous 09/29/14 (Mon) 19:55:42 No.242

can anyone /r/ the songs? especially the one in >>127 my soundhound isn't working i dont think it detects arabic music

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 03:02:23 No.246

File: 1412046143382.webm (4.61 MB, 837x450, 93:50, he cant Heimlich.webm)

x-posted from /b/

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 03:03:55 No.247

File: 1412046235774.webm (3.83 MB, 893x480, 893:480, 1412006784116.webm)

>>246

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 03:06:34 No.248

>>160
Source/backstory on vid?

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 04:59:54 No.253

>>247
what show is this?

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 05:09:09 No.254

File: 1412053749514.webm (1.21 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Canadian Workplace Safety….webm)

>>223

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 07:01:07 No.255

File: 1412060467674.webm (4.31 MB, 893x480, 893:480, brother Crow.webm)

>>253
Four Lions
A dark comedy about 4 British terrorists

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 18:47:02 No.260

>>156
context?

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 21:43:55 No.279

>>242
found it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw

Anonymous 10/01/14 (Wed) 00:54:10 No.284

>>185
Can anyone link me to this song? I really, really like that song.

Anonymous 10/01/14 (Wed) 01:06:19 No.285

>>195 Darude-Sandstorm

Anonymous 10/01/14 (Wed) 04:32:29 No.294

>>284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRBoXN8z9Js

Anonymous 10/06/14 (Mon) 04:52:02 No.385

>>237
What actually happened in the original?

Anonymous 10/06/14 (Mon) 12:53:47 No.390

>>385
looks like maybe a car ran into the house or something. The light looks like headlights.

Anonymous 10/06/14 (Mon) 12:55:41 No.391

>>390
Actually I take that back. You can see the light in the other side window for a couple frames. Maybe gas line explosion?

Anonymous 10/07/14 (Tue) 18:08:51 No.437

Does anyone have the one where the guy is holding 2 apples, one red and one blue?

Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 00:25:31 No.448

>>437
It's in this thread:
https://8chan.co/pol/res/115548.html

Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 06:16:10 No.450

>>385
This is just a guess, but I think it's staged. I'm basing this on that other fake twerk with some bitch that goes through a fire or whatever.

Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 19:31:16 No.465

A guy from krautchan did them.

Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 19:36:06 No.466

http://www.reddit.com/r/Naasheed/

Is there a subreddit about this with more users?
I love this shit, want to see more.

Anonymous 10/09/14 (Thu) 00:16:24 No.470

File: 1412813784398.webm (1.61 MB, 640x360, 16:9, apple snackbar.webm)

>>437
here it is

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 04:15:38 No.507

requesting webm of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPUNUFiYxYU

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 09:42:56 No.516

File: 1412934176514.webm (5.13 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nash59.webm)

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 09:43:26 No.517

File: 1412934205859.webm (4.93 MB, 960x600, 8:5, vidya nasheed.webm)

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 13:35:12 No.522

>>248
http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Boy-s-fingers-blown-illegally-sold-firework-park/story-13742112-detail/story.html

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 21:15:47 No.529

File: 1412975746968.webm (893.43 KB, 320x240, 4:3, nash21.webm)

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 21:16:30 No.530

File: 1412975790752.webm (2.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nash9.webm)

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 21:16:50 No.531

File: 1412975809944.webm (4.15 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nash10.webm)

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 21:17:13 No.532

File: 1412975833760.webm (4.96 MB, 290x238, 145:119, nash44.webm)

Anonymous 10/10/14 (Fri) 22:14:15 No.533

File: 1412979255243.webm (5 MB, 400x300, 4:3, Move Your Feet.webm)

Worth the watch.

Anonymous 10/12/14 (Sun) 07:53:45 No.561

>>204
yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxlduIH3I4

Anonymous 10/12/14 (Sun) 07:57:12 No.562

>>385
>>450
>>390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zALrC1rZyto#t=43
It was staged for some dubstep dj's promotional video

Anonymous 10/14/14 (Tue) 07:46:31 No.628

>>533
alright that ending was amazing

Anonymous 10/14/14 (Tue) 13:37:04 No.632

I love these

Anonymous 10/14/14 (Tue) 14:10:35 No.633

File: 1413295835892.webm (1.62 MB, 640x360, 16:9, nash72.webm)

>>632
Have my favorite.

Anonymous 10/15/14 (Wed) 02:15:17 No.640

File: 1413339317067.webm (4.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, CoD.webm)

Anonymous 10/15/14 (Wed) 02:22:18 No.641

File: 1413339738505.webm (3.07 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Duck.webm)

Anonymous 10/15/14 (Wed) 11:42:35 No.648

>>633

Does anyone know the name of the arabic music used in this? Shit is catchy as fuck.

Anonymous 10/15/14 (Wed) 15:45:37 No.652

>>648
Read the thread or fuck off.

Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 06:00:16 No.736

>>652

Okay, I've read the thread. Do I still need to fuck off? None of the songs that were posted are the one that I was after in >>633

Even on the content creators channel the song that he credits is yielding 0 results on google. Darllahu - Sandkbar

So unless I'm missing something incredibly simple, then my question still stands.

Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 06:04:45 No.737

>>652
>>736

Forgot to add, I even went digging through alternatives to Darude-Sandstorm in hopes that someone had actually made a decent parody in another language to bank off the success of its progenitor. Same deal, no results.

Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 09:52:06 No.744

>>737
see >>181
Fuck that guy that told you to fuck off

Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 12:45:18 No.754

>>744

Ah, thankyou. Abshiroo Somal was the name of the track. I was trying to search via the lyrics but I couldn't grasp the phonetics properly, turns out I was way off the mark.

Anonymous 10/17/14 (Fri) 23:04:40 No.884

File: 1413587080627.webm (2.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, BH_mock_the_Bring_Back_Ou….webm)

Bring backs our army!

Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 01:30:25 No.985

>>260
Drunk Romanian spinning old lady. The made up with each other later on.

Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 03:20:51 No.992

File: 1413688851751.webm (4.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ksp allah akbar.webm)

Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 03:43:59 No.993

>>992
Fucking Gold

Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:09:33 No.1014

>>531
You can actually see a corpse flying up 30 meters in the air.

Anonymous 10/19/14 (Sun) 19:38:44 No.1017

>>1014
I think that's the point of the vidya brah.

Anonymous 10/20/14 (Mon) 21:04:55 No.1075

File: 1413839095527.webm (946.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, death-to-toaster-infidels.webm)

Anonymous 10/20/14 (Mon) 21:06:48 No.1076

File: 1413839208477.webm (2.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, hesballah-unchained.webm)

stupid shits making me post one at a time

Anonymous 10/20/14 (Mon) 21:10:51 No.1077

File: 1413839451646.webm (770.46 KB, 640x360, 16:9, syria-drops-bass-on-londo….webm)

Anonymous 10/21/14 (Tue) 13:09:52 No.1094

Fuck, whats the name of the song on the video of the Jihad monkey? so fucking catchy

Anonymous 10/21/14 (Tue) 13:30:35 No.1095

This whole thread is gold

Anonymous 10/21/14 (Tue) 20:22:52 No.1099

>>160

source????

Anonymous 10/22/14 (Wed) 06:35:28 No.1128

File: 1413959728131.webm (1.35 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Allahu Akbar Counter Stri….webm)

>>507
here you go

Anonymous 10/22/14 (Wed) 19:26:23 No.1138

File: 1414005983730.webm (1.2 MB, 512x384, 4:3, muhammed białkov.webm)

Anonymous 10/22/14 (Wed) 21:17:26 No.1139

File: 1414012646588.webm (878.25 KB, 854x480, 427:240, skateakbar.webm)

>>188
i tired

Anonymous 10/23/14 (Thu) 04:25:11 No.1144

>>1077
Song name?

Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 00:59:29 No.1161

>>73
WTF BRO

Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 03:09:39 No.1162

File: 1414120179396.webm (1.75 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Untitled.webm)

Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 04:26:28 No.1163

>>1144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63X8YMJQwss

Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 07:09:36 No.1165

>>517
what game?

Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 07:54:36 No.1166

>>1163
Thank you based anon

Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 07:55:28 No.1167

>>1165
Crysis 2 or 3, not sure which

Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 21:54:13 No.1173

File: 1414187653717.webm (2.13 MB, 640x360, 16:9, allahu gris.webm)

Anonymous 10/25/14 (Sat) 03:13:55 No.1175

>>1165
>>1167
The hud/grapics are from Crysis 1 / Warhead

Anonymous 10/25/14 (Sat) 19:45:10 No.1187

File: 1414266310087.jpg (30.87 KB, 250x251, 250:251, 9012394845.jpg)

>>1173
gold

Anonymous 10/26/14 (Sun) 02:54:33 No.1199

>>992
I kek'd very loudly.

Anonymous 10/26/14 (Sun) 03:03:46 No.1200

>>516
More like BAWWllahu Ackbar.

Anonymous 10/26/14 (Sun) 16:48:41 No.1216

File: 1414342121332.webm (560.65 KB, 480x360, 4:3, palestinian alarm clock.webm)

Anonymous 10/29/14 (Wed) 07:14:32 No.1253

Someone please do the thing with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ0SgAU9LXI

Anonymous 10/29/14 (Wed) 09:29:40 No.1254

>>1253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urUu9mrCsi4

Not making your webm for you though.

Anonymous 10/29/14 (Wed) 13:49:51 No.1256

File: 1414590590893.webm (5.16 MB, 853x480, 853:480, Aliens 1 - NASA 0.webm)

>>1254
Thanks, converting it to webm is easy enough for me.

Anonymous 10/29/14 (Wed) 14:27:26 No.1257

File: 1414592846630.webm (3.7 MB, 640x272, 40:17, grievousallah.webm)

Anonymous 10/29/14 (Wed) 22:10:03 No.1260

File: 1414620603637.webm (2.05 MB, 406x720, 203:360, output-file.webm)

Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 07:23:59 No.1295

Requesting the 12 Years a slave one, i could have sworn it was here.

Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 11:18:21 No.1298

>>236
was dog kill?

Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 11:39:36 No.1299

requesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuNyWMAWptE

Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 23:29:12 No.1309

File: 1414798152614.webm (6.63 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Nasheed_Game_of_Thrones.webm)

>>1299
Aww man, best video to request.

-Shredder

Anonymous 11/01/14 (Sat) 07:19:18 No.1316

>>1309
thanks shredder m8

Anonymous 11/01/14 (Sat) 07:44:01 No.1319

Request http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55MsEanybw

Anonymous 11/01/14 (Sat) 19:49:05 No.1324

File: 1414871345486.webm (1.33 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Looney Tunes wile E Coyot….webm)

>>1319

Anonymous 11/01/14 (Sat) 22:49:44 No.1327

File: 1414882184538.webm (2.93 MB, 640x480, 4:3, allahu_coyote.webm)

>>1319
>>1324

Anonymous 11/02/14 (Sun) 19:32:50 No.1343

please need original video with original audio please!

Anonymous 11/02/14 (Sun) 19:57:44 No.1344

>>1343
The first one >>1324

Anonymous 11/02/14 (Sun) 19:59:10 No.1345

>>1343
The first one >>1324

Anonymous 11/02/14 (Sun) 22:05:52 No.1346

>>1216
So did this come before or after the whole Nasheed business? Also
>palestinians

Nice try zionists.

Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 02:28:58 No.1351

>>1344
i mean the original terrorist video with all the Allahu ackbar shit yelling, I wanted to show it to the ppl that doesnt get the joke pls

Anonymous 11/03/14 (Mon) 03:26:28 No.1353

>>992
Isn't there one without the high pitch? If not, can a kind anon make it sound "normal?"

Anonymous 11/05/14 (Wed) 14:05:22 No.1378

>>237
what the fuck?!

Anonymous 11/06/14 (Thu) 02:03:16 No.1381

>>1144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1_UkIX-4Jw

Anonymous 11/06/14 (Thu) 21:07:26 No.1387

>>1173
>directed by michael bay

Anonymous 11/12/14 (Wed) 17:41:24 No.1561

File: 1415814084473.jpg (94.9 KB, 717x880, 717:880, back to reddit.jpg)

>>1387

Anonymous 11/13/14 (Thu) 14:13:15 No.1583

>>1327

Whats the name of the song?

Anonymous 11/13/14 (Thu) 20:48:42 No.1610

>>1583
Can't remember where I got it, pal.

Anonymous 11/13/14 (Thu) 21:11:12 No.1615

>>1257
Fuck. Now I have to watch Revenge of the Sith again

Anonymous 11/14/14 (Fri) 01:31:42 No.1620

File: 1415928702626.webm (2.79 MB, 1280x592, 80:37, nasheed-indianajones.webm)

Anonymous 11/14/14 (Fri) 09:08:34 No.1626

File: 1415956114222.webm (291.21 KB, 356x288, 89:72, lvl99 bard.webm)

Anonymous 11/15/14 (Sat) 09:57:26 No.1633

>>1173
kek

Anonymous 11/16/14 (Sun) 10:11:47 No.1642

File: 1416132707139.webm (839.78 KB, 640x360, 16:9, apple_jackbar.webm)

Anonymous 11/16/14 (Sun) 19:47:55 No.1647

File: 1416167275334.webm (1.22 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 1414535479329.webm)

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 02:09:02 No.1656

>>254
Can someone make a nasheed out of this?

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 02:10:26 No.1657

>>1561
>4chan presents
cancer

Anonymous 11/18/14 (Tue) 23:13:03 No.1668

>>1216
>Palestinians
Yes, those evil, evil, palestinians. Nice try Fox.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 11:46:16 No.1681

File: 1416397576524.webm (3.74 MB, 800x480, 5:3, nasheed_atombomb.webm)

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 15:03:14 No.1685

File: 1416409394184.webm (1.31 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Canadian Workplace Safety….webm)

>>1656
YES!

Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 01:55:53 No.1689

>>1685

Finding back my sides will prove as difficult as the quest for dragonballs.

Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 18:38:00 No.1694

File: 1416508680609.mp4 (3.84 MB, 848x480, 53:30, nasheed-accident in Russia….mp4)

Anonymous 11/20/14 (Thu) 21:04:10 No.1695

>>1077
Is there a source?

Anonymous 11/22/14 (Sat) 02:48:20 No.1705

File: 1416624500384.jpg (24.51 KB, 400x339, 400:339, comedy & tragedy.jpg)

>>1256

Anonymous 11/22/14 (Sat) 04:41:17 No.1707

>>76
What's this from?

Anonymous 11/22/14 (Sat) 20:57:49 No.1719

>>119

What is the audio from?

Anonymous 11/26/14 (Wed) 05:52:07 No.1758

>>1707
Higurashi

Anonymous 11/27/14 (Thu) 03:18:39 No.1771

File: 1417058319791.webm (777.54 KB, 1006x558, 503:279, Potential nasheed.webm)

Can anyone add music to this?
It's from Fergusson

Anonymous 11/27/14 (Thu) 16:40:45 No.1781

File: 1417106445047.webm (2.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ferguson-nasheed1.webm)

>>1771
The source would be nice, a soundless webm kind of sucks.

Anyway, I did a Ferguson nasheed

Anonymous 11/27/14 (Thu) 17:18:06 No.1782

File: 1417108685869.mp4 (3.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, ferguson protest nasheed.mp4)

Anonymous 11/27/14 (Thu) 21:54:09 No.1783

File: 1417125249032.webm (802.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, carfire.webm)

>>1771

Anonymous 11/27/14 (Thu) 21:55:40 No.1784

File: 1417125340424.webm (812.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, carfire2.webm)

>>1771
tried to add nasheeds

Anonymous 11/30/14 (Sun) 06:43:51 No.1840

File: 1417329830837.png (95.08 KB, 458x436, 229:218, Gibe Katzi.png)

http://nasheed.purh.pw/

Canopus is down, this is the new one. Added some of the ones in here already, will do the rest on the 4th or 5th.

Thanks to everyone who created some art here :3

Anonymous 11/30/14 (Sun) 22:13:43 No.1853

>>1840
This is awesome! Thank you!

Anonymous 12/22/14 (Mon) 03:48:46 No.2115

>>254
>Hello there, i'm a successful average joe and i'm about to fucking die !

Every-single government propaganda piece about drugs, alcoholism, traffic or workplace accidents are like this now, i just don't fucking get it.

Anonymous 03/02/15 (Mon) 11:01:55 No.3599

Anyone got the one with aladin on the flying carpet?

Anonymous 03/08/15 (Sun) 07:13:47 No.3662

File: 1425798827606.webm (5.12 MB, 960x540, 16:9, ISIS murder.webm)

Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 17:21:48 No.4261

anyone have the ISIS music video?

Anonymous 04/16/15 (Thu) 15:26:36 No.4279

File: 1429197996708.webm (2.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, toyota cars.webm)

Anonymous 04/16/15 (Thu) 19:37:00 No.4281

>>1782
>furguson

That happened in Minneapolis Minnesota.

Anonymous 04/16/15 (Thu) 20:08:08 No.4282

I have a request for you anons. There is that webm of the black bitched getting slapped on a NYC subway.
There is also the most hilarous allahu akbar version of the webm, I just fail to find-.-

Anonymous 05/02/15 (Sat) 16:35:23 No.4481

File: 1430584523517.webm (3.99 MB, 480x240, 2:1, VoicesOfTheDamned.webm)