Gomenasai, my name is Hitler-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old German Otaku (Mukashibanashi fan for you gaijins). I paint kaiga and gadō on mein hardboard, und spend my days perfecting my art and superior Japanese entertainment. (Noh, Hanafuda)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, und is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword from Hirohito zwei years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When the war is over, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an graphic designer for Nintendo cards or a kaiga painter!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3133517/Is-photo-Hitler-wanted-hide-world-Bizarre-image-appears-Nazi-leader-dressed-swastika-emblazoned-Japanese-kimono.html