/weed/ - Marijuana

>>4188

mehr actually means more in german, Meer = ocean/sea

>be me

>hanging with aunt and uncle who both have medical

>aunt and uncle chill as fuck

>literally two of the greatest people I know

>be watching TV n' shit

>notice bong tucked away

>big mother, as long as my forearm (I'm about six feet tall so my arm ain't exactly short)

>clear with stripes

>ask aunt and uncle if we can smoke out of it

>they say sure and tell me they call it Beaker

>they say smoking out of it turns you into Beaker from the Muppets

>one rip later and I'm on the floor

>I opened the door and walked the dinosaur

The story is true, but I saw an opportunity and took it.

>>1931

one time I was so high that I thought thc oil would mix with water

It'll get the job done, but I don't think I've ever enjoyed vapes. The weed tastes like burnt popcorn after a few hits, the clouds are anemic compared to a bong rip, and it just doesn't do it for me. Personally, I'd rather spend the same money on a bubbler or tiny beaker bong.

I especially wouldn't recommend that snoop dogg branded POS in your pic. His branded rolling papers were fucking garbage papers imo, and if you can't even make rolling papers right, I wouldn't trust a vape from you.

>>4232

i've got a v2 pro series v7 and it's great so far. The only downside i can think of with vapes is that it's not as "fun" or "sociable" to get stoned with as e.g. sharing a bong or joint with a few friends. Other than that it's vaping is the best way to get stoned if you have shitty lungs and it's hard to smoke because of this or if you only have access to small quantities of herb. Also you can still use your vaped weed for baking brownies. Lastly, PLEASE don't get the G-Pen, OP's pick it's the biggest piece of shit i've ever smoked out of.

>>4233

>tastes like burnt popcorn

for me it just smells like burnt popocorn while the taste is quite neutral

>clouds

Are you sure that the vape you tried actually vaped your weed instead of burning it ?

I wish but I'm interviewing for a job that requires a drug test, so I have been clean for about a month now.

Smoke up some for me, also nice pipe!

>>4150

The only people I really envy are the ones who post like this. You know they are happy.

>>4148

I'm really fucking high right now.

On shrooms.

So no.

>>4203

yeah sometimes I'll take a couple quick pics through the jar cause i can't take it out and stink up the place, then I smoke the rest before I remember to get a proper shot. oh well

All this fuckin dope

The Glitch Mob - Drink The Sea

>>4217

>not putting a joint in the bong

i'm an occasional toker (maybe once a month) but nearly every time i smoke i get an unpleasant high (paranoia, anxiety, a couple times even had heart palpitations)

a couple times i tried some stuff with lower thc and that went well for me but my friend who smokes me up didn't like it and claimed to get no high at all

i'm going to have him get me some of my own with lower thc and higher cbd though, but i don't know what strains he should get

i'm looking for something really relaxing with more of a body high

Love me some Sour Diesel and Skunk.

Durban poison and silver haze send me tripping a few times so those are my favs.

Though I've also entered shock after smoking silver haze, I lay shaking on my bed with a extreme heart rate, it was almost like spice.

So far….

Strawberry Northern Lights

Lemon Kush

Black Valley

So far….

Strawberry Northern Lights

Lemon Kush

Black Valley

>>4218

sounds like you need a good hybrid or INDICA

>>4169

>board owner of /weed/

>doesn't know about strain called LSD

kek

>>4207

since i forgot to sage:

$20/g for fire

$10/g for KB/high mids

I never buy by the gram anymore though, usually try to get ~10/g for fire by buying more

>>4207

I'm just autistic and take everything literally. Especially when stoned. no bully pls

>>4209

Nah it's cool man I'm just messin with ya.

Dispensary bud for $10 a gram. Trudeau is a pussy.

what is wax for 500?

>>3574

dealing

otherwise literally any job that does not drug test provided you can act normal when stoned and not looked stoned

I do this OP. 18 years or so now. Its more common than you'd think.

The basic short term memory issues are a problem. No, they arent making that up to scare you.

And people will start to notice how tired and disinterested you are. Thats a fact.

If you smoke all the time, as I do, you're never really able to get high, and it doesn't feel good and its not fun.

I sometimes abstain before a trip so I can get good an high on it, which reinvigorates my love for this drug.

But I smoke to keep from murdering people, which I think is a worse crime.

Stick with Self control.

>>3551

I've been high working but I was pretty useless those days. Would have client conference calls where the account manager would jabber for a good twenty minutes then turn to me:

>Does that sound reasonable for the timeframe?

>…uh, oh, yeah, totally. We'll do it.

>>4191

Weed and coffee is great.

>>3882

too old

one ring to rule them all

omgwtfbbq

move that bus

prometheus

haha very funny

henry david thoreau

lance armstrong

macgyver

chillin with jimi

determined

man of the hour

mummified

following through

flying ninja

determination

surf n' turf

boxed in

feels good man

helping hand

romaromama

newfag

a lof of them were done at the same time. my first time was in the middle of the woods at night while listening to hendrix. shit was great

>>3884

One Million Mile High Club

Shopaholic

Determined

Woodstock

Ez-Baked

Flying Ninja

Determination

Surf n' Turf (If you count edibles)

Girl Scout

Iron Chef

Here are some ideas…

Need For Weed: Smoke while driving

Superpowers: Do something high that you normally can't do sober.

Crossing the Border: Purchase weed in a legal state then smoke it in another.

Deciphering the Code: Do something while high then wonder how you did it later when sober

Christmas Miracle: Receive weed as a Christmas gift

Valedictorian: Be high while graduating.

Smooth Criminal: Never get into legal trouble over marijuana

>>4149

Instead of never, how about 1, 2, 5, 10 years?

I'd show mine but it's furry bullshit and it doesn't really look like it's "affected" by the high.

So that's my post… I guess.

Gotta find more weed so I can do some normalfag art.