Rules
/wh40k/ is for the discussion of the Warhammer 40,000 Universe and IP, this includes all games, music, books and background lore relating to Warhammer 40,000.The rules are as follows.
• NSFW images are only allowed in NSFW threads.
• NSFW thread images must be spoilered and have a NSFW warning in the title.
• Scans of Codices, novels, magazines etc are forbidden.
• No lists of unit stats such as those found in the official rulebooks or Codices.
Will there ever be complete victory or peace?
Spess Mehreen Supremacy Complex
After reading through the majority of the Horus Heresy novels, I've been thinking about a particular point in regards to (almost) all Space Marines, and, by extension, the Chapters they belong to.
What I want to know is: Why are Space Marines such assholes to baseline humans? Even before the Heresy begins, they're pretty dickish to everyone who isn't also a Space Marine - The worst offenders being the Dark Angels and the Iron Hands in particular.
books
so ive been wanting to read the warhammer books, where do i start? a friend suggested the Horus Hersey, is that a good spot?
BATTLEFLEET FUCKIN GOTHIC
http://nichegamer.net/2015/01/battlefleet-gothic-armada-a-warhammer-40k-rts-is-revealed-for-pc/>The game is built within Unreal Engine 4, and it lets you assemble and completely customize your navy as you seek to conquer the entire Gothic sector of space. All of the ships defense, support systems, and weapons can be manipulated to your liking.
>The crew members are even able to level up and gain experience through battle. So far the playable races confirmed are the Chaos, Eldar, Ork, and the Humans.
IG Regiment Generator
I got nothing else, so here's a small attempt at kicking some life into this place: Dredged up an IG Regiment generator from /tg/'s past.Here's mine: Regular Imperial Guard hailing from a Feral World covered in dead wastelands. Made up of siege units that specialize in trench warfare and are overzealous in their efforts. They are recruited from the best of the subhuman population, and use specialized vehicles in order to prove that their homeworld is the best in the Imperium. Oddly enough they have close cooperation with the Inquisition and primarily fight against the Orks…
So what I'm saying is: I have an army of Krieg Ogryns that specialize in laying siege to enemy strongholds by garrisoning in trenches while riding giant deathworld monsters into battle. My guys have an elitist streak, being recruited from the brightest of the dim, and are fiercely proud of their dimness. The Inquisition loves them because it's like a wrecking ball exterminatus without the cyclonic part, and in between killing heretics the regiment is loosed on Orks for target practice.
40k Motivational Dump
Oi I know there's already a photo dump… but this is more specific in my opinion. Dump 40k motivational pics, if you don't know what they are its all good. I'm gonna start it off :D
Inquisitor: Martyr
Inquisitor: martyr is gonna be a fuck up, isn't it? I'm hoping for a WH40K skyrim or mass effect 1/2 open world-ish RPG, or even a bioshock infinite story driver shooter, but I know it's just gonna be shit.
Handy Probability Calculator
I have developed an android app (free) that can allow you to calculate the probability of successfully rolling a number of wounds (to hit, to wound and armor saves)
Here is a link to the app (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nagastudioprojects.victor.diceomnibus&hl=en)
The app is designed to be able to work with any game or dice rolling formula.
for wh40k you will want to set the success dice to the following settings:
Die Type - 6
Target - 4
Twinner - 7
Twinner - 0
Negator - 0
Reroll - 0
Reroll Limit - 1
And then un-check the Reroll - Or Higher checkbox
For an example lets say that you have a unit with 10 attacks that hit on 4+, wound on 3+ and are firing at a unit with a 3+ armor save.
You would put the following formula into the roller:
10sst3st2oL
You do this by pressing the following buttons: 1, 0, (S)uccess, (T)arget, Complex, (S)uccess, (T)arget, 3, Complex, (S)uccess, (T)arget, 2, Or L(O)wer
That formula will roll 10 dice with a target number of 4 or higher (to hit), and then roll that many dice with a target of 3 or higher (to wound) , and then roll that many dice for the armor save (3+ armor, you want to roll 2 or lower for the counted wound).
Once that is input you press the ? button to calculate the probability. Lets say you need 3 hits to kill off the unit, you then input 3 and press 'Or Higher' and it will give you the approximate chance that you will roll 3 sticking wounds or higher ( in this case ~9.2%)
Please let me know what you think, also if you have specific examples that you want to know how to input please let me know, because the app is an omnibus for nearly all integer based rolling systems working it out for wh40k takes just a slight amount of familiarization.
Favorite 40k race
So since this board seems to be becoming more active again I thought I'd start a topic asking what Races/factions you guys play or like the most. Personally my favourite army are the orks I like them because they are the most successful race in the galaxy
You are a Rogue Trader about to go on an adventure for profit and will take with you nothing but your ship, your wits and your best friend.
Which one of these awesome friends would you take on this exciting trip?
Warhammer 40k Freeblade
>Game lets you play as an Imperial Knight and fuck shit up.
>Looks promising
>End credits pop up
>Coming soon to Mobile and Tablet
>FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU.jpg
Why does this keep happening?
7th edition
i haven't played since 6th edition… whats new in 7th
top kek heresy
You guys want to post some heresy?
IG Blob Army
This is an army list I made for casual play at a 1500 point limit.
Detachments: 1
HQ: [1]
Company Command Squad: (90 Points)
1x Company Commander: Carapace Armour, Camo Gear
2x Veterans: Carapace Armour
1x Veteran: Carapace Armour, Vox Caster
1x Veteran: Carapace Armour, Sniper Rifle
Troops: [5]
IG Platoon:
Platoon Command Squad: (40 points)
1x Platoon Commander: no upgrades
2x Guardsmen: no upgrades
1x Guardsman: Vox Caster
1x Guardsman: Flamer
IG Squad: (61 Points)
1x Sergeant: Boltgun
7x Guardsmen: no upgrades
1x Guardsman: Vox Caster
1x Guardsman: Grenade Launcher
IG Squad: (61 Points)
1x Sergeant: Boltgun
7x Guardsmen: no upgrades
1x Guardsman: Vox Caster
1x Guardsman: Flamer
Heavy Weapon Squad: (60 Points)
3x Heavy Weapon Teams: Mortar
Heavy Weapon Squad: (75 Points)
3x Heavy Weapon Teams: Auto Cannon
IG Platoon: Same As Above
IG Platoon: Same as Above
IG Platoon: Same as Above
IG Platoon: Same As above (without 75 point Autocannon Squad)
EC
https://www.eternalcrusade.com/Thoughts?
I'm waiting for more info before I just in myself third person instead of first has me worried.
Talk about Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM and why he's your favorite commissar here.
N00b here. Why are there only Chaos Space Marines, not Chaos Eldar, Chaos Orks, Chaos Tyrannids etc?
Also I have made a Chaos chapter in Dawn of War called 'Warp Wolves' who are basically Chaos Space Wolves. Kinda cool imo.
I think that the emperor is a pretty swell guy.
Dark Mechanicus Codex?
The Chaos Space Marines, the Lost and the Damned, all had their turn. Would it be time for GW to introduce more of Chaos' lesser known factions such as the Dark Mechanicus, which would be a good start in my opinion.
So how come off all the Space Hulk editions and iterations, we never see the Deathwing participate in boarding Space Hulks? Seems like it'd be part of their schtick…
How do we show the heretics the glory of this Emperor-blessed board? Warhammer 40k definitely deserves a community here, and I'd love to see the board gain more popularity and increased traffic.
So why does everyone hate the Tau exactly
I am Alpharius.
GW = Devil!
What would you do to make Warhammer 40k better?
Is the Emperors soul splitting and getting lost in the warp during his time on the Golden Throne the reason he needs to have psykers sacrificed to him every day? Is he the same Emperor soul-wise?
Exterminatus "Mod"
So I recently came across this, which is a standalone game as you only need Source Multiplayer 2013 to play it.
It is essentially Space Marines Vs Tyrannids, with both of you trying to advance and capture objectives while defending your own.
Several playable classes, including Terminators, Lictors, Carnifexs.
Plays rather well, probably the best source engine fps game I've seen actually.
Newbie advice.
Hey all, I'm just starting to get into 40K, and decided on what type of army I want to run. I'm aiming to go for a primarily Krieg army, with a balance of infantry and artillery.
I'm just wondering if anyone has some suggestions, or any advice regarding the Krieg, or if they're even relevant in the seventh edition.
Did anyone ever have some ideas for new armies? I had loads but I'm too lazy and not talented enough to sketch them out, plus they never accept designs from fans anyway I don't think.
Anyway the main idea I have right now is a small human faction that rebels against the Imperium. The basic feel for them is like The Resistance in Terminator in the future, basically ragtag as fuck. They use some Imperial guard eqpt, some SM eqpt, and they're also allied to either the Tau or Eldar, which is why they survive at all. The fluff can have them being wiped out after just a few millenia.
There's also an asian theme, units would be like the Vietcong, Taliban/ ISIS type units with suicide bombers (call them Kamikazes), Japanese WW2 units, Samurai, Ninjas, and Shaolin type monks.
Creed
So what does this board think of this manly cigar chomping mother fucker?
Well, here it is…the death knoll of this board…
MEN OF TANITH!
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
I know nothing about Warhammer 40k and would like to know more, where should I go to find out more about the lore and universe?
NECRONS
It's a necron thread
Starting, need help
Hi /Wh40k/
I played VERY little Warhammer 40k as a kid 5-6 years ago and want to play again for some reason.
I used to play space marines idk why they looked cool I guess, and ended up with a lot of marines, 2 squads of terminators, 1 commander, 1 squad of snipers, a dreadnought, 2 predators and 1 land raider crusader. Safe to say I sucked at the game.
Now I want to return and is struggling to pick an army, Blood angles, Grey knights or Space Wolves.
So which one should I pick and if so what should I buy and what of my previous army can I transfer over?
Wh40k Wallpaper Thread
Just a dump of all the wallpapers I have, hopefully someone will find a use out of em. Feel free to add your own wallpapers, try to keep them unique.
This is a Necron thread now!
Post any and all Necron images!
40k Lore Gripes Thread
Continued from >tg>>172212
Favorite Commissar Thread
ITT: Personal Favorite CommissarCan be Canon or fanmade
My personal favorite is Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt due to him leading through example and actually giving a damn about his troops. And he has never executed for cowardice or insubordination, he just knocks them out and carries them off the battlefield.
Is Elon Musk the real God Emperor? Will he usher in an age of space travel, AI, immortality for humanity?
Warhammer 40k Armageddon Game
Lads, I can't decide if i should buy the Armageddon game on steam. I've been dying for a good 40k strategy game and it looks legit. It reminds me of the awesome panzer korps games
Can any of you recommend it?
Let's get this board rolling.
If you play the tabletop, what's your favorite army and why.
I haven't really played enough to find a favorite, but I currently play Dark Angels. Not enough monies to start a second army while trying to build a fantasy army, but Tau looks fun.
I just took Dark Angels cus of Dark Vengeance, and Chaos Marines seem like dicks. But Dark Angels termies are always fun.
Except when fighting Eldar.
Fuck Eldar.
(pic related, met this guy at a con)
Warlord Titan
Towering at 57.15 centimetres, Forgeworld's most expensive model yet, costing a grand sum of £1240.00 the Mars Pattern Warlord Titan is surely a sight to behold but here's the thing.
Considering that it's worth so much and that it's huge compared to most other wh40k miniatures, what's the actual chances of seeing this thing in person or playing against it?
Have any of you Warhams seen one in person or know someone who forked out that much to get one?
Post what you're painting
Following from the /v/ thread >>4246723
Post what you've painted / are currently painting?
Board activity.
Why is it this place can hardly survive 2 weeks of constant activity, I normally check back every few days to find this place has ground to a halt.Surely with a universe and I.P as expended and detailed as wh40k it wouldn't be so hard to keep a place like this active.
I mean, I know /tg/ is active and most of the time you can find some 40k stuff there every now and again, but I thought Wh40k would've had a stronger dedicated presence here since people used to bitch about how they wanted one on halfchan.
The Primarchs!
Whether they turned heretical or not.. all of them deserve respect. Primarchs were badass, what I wanna know is how all of them died?? Or whose still kicking…
IMAGE DUMP
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How do you respond to posts from a Chaos lover? He invaded my social network.
Malal Compilation
I've been troving around the net looking for Malal and anti-chaos related subject, hoping to one day write up a codex of sorts for him. Here is what I've found, please add anything you know of that fits the bill.
Also fuck you board owner, switch it to more than one pic a post, and change the post length limit. Have to cut this way up now.
"…and he that went before now came last, and that which was white and black and all direction was thrown against itself. Grown mightily indignant at the words of the Gods, Malal did turn his heart against them and flee into the chambers of space . . . And no man looked to Malal then, save those that serve that which they hate, who smile upon their misfortune, and who bear no love save for the damned. At such times as a warrior's heart turns to Malal, all Gods of Chaos grow fearful, and the laughter of the Outcast God fills the tomb of space . . ." – from black pages of the Great Book of Despair.
Take the rot, to make it flesh.
Take the skull, the soul to rest.
Take their mind and give them peace.
Take their will. Sensations cease.
We shall deny Nurgle their flesh to fester and rot
We shall deny Khorne their blood and skulls
We shall deny Tzeentch their destinies and fates
We shall deny Slaanesh their pleasure and pain
Death to the Dark Gods
For the Renegade God
Let the galaxy burn!
To the Skin, Ice
To the Rot, Fire
To the Skull, Steel
To the Mind, Night
The Renegade God, The Renegade Power The Outcast Power, Hierarch of Anarchy and Terror, Malice, and The Lost Power.
His followers are known as the Doomed Ones, the Sons of Malice. The leader of the Sons of Malice is known as the Anarch. The term Doomed Ones also go along with Malal, although there is uncertainty how exactly. Doomed Ones are often thought to be the chosen human champions of Malal, however in the old Realm of Chaos Slaves to Darkness rulebook the Doomed Ones were the daemonic entities of Malal and are described as bipedal lizard daemons that stand almost a head taller than a human and had soulblades which were forged from the soul of burning hatred taken from a Witchhunter that died fighting a Daemon.
The fate of Kaleb Daark, who failed to retrieve the keys to the crystal coffin of the trapped god of order:
At Caer Deral, among the burial mounds of long-dead kings, he fought against the followers of the renegade god Malal. Beneath the eyes of a huge stone head he slew the enemy leader, a man whose face was white as milk and whose eyes were red as blood. He tore the albino's heart out with his bare hands and raised it still pulsing as an offering to the Blood God.
Malal is usually depicted as a towering humanoid with wolf like and crocodilian features. His hands have six fingers apiece. Three eyes look out from his head. Hordes of teeth, Lion-like, Shark-like, Cow-like, and Rat-like, jut from his jaws. The symbol of Malal is a skull, bisected down the middle, one half white, and the other black. This can vary from very stylised, to very naturalistic or even bestial. His followers favour black and white, especially bisected patterning.
>looking up boardgames
>Warhammer 40,000: Forbidden Stars pops up
>war on planets
>ships
>ground forces
Holy fuck. I'm kinda hyped for this. Anyone have any extra info ?
And how reliable is a boardgamesgeek score this early on ? Because it has a pretty high score.
Any good?
So looked at this on Steam. Quite a few favourable reviews however seems a bit overpriced?
Thoughts anons?
Official Tau general thread
By the emperor my brothers, the heresy is unspeakable!
If you would look upon the face of chaos and horror, you need only have your technopriest search for the term "grimdark" within the googles.
Heresy. Endless seas of heresy.
Notable short Greentexts
I'm looking for a specific 40k greentext I read on /tg/ way back that I remember seeing a couple of screencaps of.
The story was about kids playing on a fallen titan that'd been overgrown with moss and stuff. The titan reawakens, sees the kids around it, and concludes that the fighting it did in the great crusade has finally brought about the peace it wanted. It then deactivates forever, content in the belief that it has done it's job.
Other than this, any other greentexts of 40k that unexpectedly turn out to be noblebright or heartwarming are very welcome. The longer form stories are pretty well documented over on 1d4chan wiki, so just a quick mention and a link are probably enough there.
image source via google: http://cdn.head-fi.org/3/3e/3e9ee7d0_PCG220_feat_dmo_dmoss4_.jpg
Space Marine Steam Trading Cards
Looks like cards got added to this game. Also on sale. SEGA reviving all of Relic's old Warhammer games?
http://steamcommunity.com/games/55150/announcements/detail/195121566363958633
Music to play to
What Music do you play the game to? can be anything you like, let's inspire eachother
I'm a little bored of "EPIC BATTLES" type music you get in all the trailers
Starting with some official music
Space Hulk; Deathwing
So Left 4 Dead with Terminators……..http://www.spacehulk-deathwing.com/
Headlines:
-FPS Terminator combat against Tyrannids on a Space Hulk that will be coop.
-Unreal 4 Engine
-Made by developers that seem to have made stuff (unlike a certain Eternal Crusade Developer)
Why haven't we talked about this before?
Favourite Wh40k book? Recommendations?
Ciaphas Cain - Death or Glory is cosy as fuck, I've read this book a lot.
Eisenhorn is really good too, so is Gaunt's Ghosts 'the founding' omnibus
Stuff with space marines tends to be over the top, the books about imperial guard and their commissars, or the inquisition are a lot better imo
Text to Speech Device
Warrants a thread on this slow ass board, anyone plan on making C'tan shards that look like The Emperors visualization of a generic C'tan?
>That face when you'll never be chosen to serve the Emperor and Humanity
>You'll never be able to explore the stars and be part of the greatest empire ever to exist.
>Your name will never be recorded in the book of heroes and the rest of the Imperium will not know you exist.
>You'll die cold and alone on some frozen wasteland of a planet due to being issued an ineffective weapon
>That moment when you lay gasping for air and realise you'll never see your home-planet again
>That thought when you joined upped to be a hero
>But you're family have all died of old age or worse and no one knows you still exist excluding your squad.
>That tear when your entire squad was obliterated by Chaos bolter fire.
>Your legacy is dead and your life pointless.
>Your heart when, the thing that hurts you the most, the thing that could've saved you and let you be appreciated.
>Was that you were never chosen to become and Ultramar-…
DoW 2 Custom Army Showcase
Well, since we can talk about DoW 2 here, anyone got a custom army they want to show off?
WHF/40K miniature substitutes
http://8ch.net/tg/res/76860.html#76869posted it on /tg/ already so posted a link to there to save hassel
Tyranids
Are the Tyranids a good race to play as? What are the major benefits and drawbacks? Pic unrelated
My first Tau list
500 Point army list(499/500)
HQ: 72 Points
1x Cadre Fireblade
1x Gun Drone
Troops: 222 Points
8x Fire Warriors (74 Points)
(One unit W/ EMP grenades)
8X Fire Warriors (74 Points)
(One unit W/ EMP grenades)
8X Fire Warriors (74 Points)
(One unit W/ EMP grenades)
Elites: 151
Crisis Suit #1
47 points
1.) Flamer 5 pts
2.) Twin Missle Pod 20 pts
Crisis Suit #2
52 points
1.) Plasma Rifle 15 pts
2.) Burst Cannon 10 pts
3.) Vectored Retro Thrusters 5 pts
Crisis Suit #3
52 points
1.) Plasma rifle 15 pts
2.) Burst Cannon 10 pts
3.) Vectored Retro Thrusters 5 pts
Fast Attack: 54 Points
4x Pathfinders
*1 Ion Rifle (10 Points)
Hey guize This is my first list that I have ever tried to put together. Do any of you have any reccomendations?
Competitive lists
Can we get a competitive/tournament list thread goingSpace marines
HQ
Chapter master -Bike , Artificer Armor ,Shield eternal,Thunder hammer
250
Troops
Bike squad- +5 bikes ,2 grav guns
198
Bike squad- +3 bikes, Attack bike with multi melta, 2 grav guns
211
Tactical squad - +5 marines, plasma gun, drop pod
190
Heavy support
Storm raven- hurricane bolters
230
Allies
Imperial knight paladin- 375
Total 1454
Board Pop
Is there something wrong with the population counter for this board?I've seen it go down to 5 but there's been alot more than 5 differen't flags that have been posting the last few days?
It seems to happen every time 8chan's server bugs out/dossed.
What's the general consensus on Eternal Crusade? Aside from the early cash grab, of course.
What's everyone's thoughts on F2W (Free to Waaagh!)? Could be interesting, but I hope the Ork race as a whole don't get gimped purely for being the F2P race.
Oh, and because I'm a massive slut, here's my referral code on the laughably small chance one of you people haven't registered yet - EC-J1S33MVFKTKJG
I wonder what this board feels about that one particularly popular homebrew chapter, the Alfa Legion
I ask because I am a friend of it's creator, Alfabusa and having left the legion as a member, due to it being filled with petty and melodramatic individuals who were making my involvement in it unpleasant, I have since become quite curious to know how the wider web feels about them
If word bearers had the genetic flaw of being overly loyal to their primarch can it be assumed that Lorgar had the flaw of being too supportive of chaos rituals ?
Him being willing to go through with a fully pagan ritual and sacrifice a custodes is something ridiculous even for someone who is incredibly mad at Guilliman and Big E.
Sacrificing his sons to an unknown entity for an unknown price sounds even more ridiculous.
Could this genetic predisposition to support chaos really exist ? Or could this simply be attributed to him being weak and willing to go along with the decisions of others.
>be me
>normal ass colonist
>hear about space marines and emperor shit all the time, dunno if i believe it
>not my problem
>normal day of farming dirt
>suddenly, fucking lightning storm wormhole in the air
>looks like a cyborg's asshole
>pink things start coming out
>ohshit.jpg
>fucking daemons
>wedidntlisten.webm
>start throwing psychic fire and shit
>local militia get wrekt, but manage to fight them off
>feels good man
>ships start to enter atmosphere
>wut
>big ass dudes in silver armor come pouring out
>start killing everyone because we saw daemons
>why do you hurt me in this way
what they looked like
Any good comics of the Horus Heresy
>inb4 hereticAre there any good comics/visual novels about the Horus Heresy?
I'm sorta new to this warhammer stuff
Tuff Marines
I was told you guys were lonely, so I guess I'll start posting here too. I was trying to make a halfchan born chapter but things went haywire between my budget, that chapter's limits, and then gg happening tainted ideas from there. So I guess I'm making a brand new chapter?So far:
>Called Tuff Marines, after compacted volcano ash most famous for moai statues.
>Like a landed magpie chapter, they deal mostly with what they can carry off of battlefields or whats gifted by other chapters, but have a home planet.
>Colors are tan and grey, with copper trim.
>Got an afro marine. Hells yeah.
Generally looking for advice for someone who hasn't fully painted a single figure, tactical tricks, and for poor naming decisions on everything. The one I'm making into the chapter master has a mark VI left leg, mark IV right, terminator and jury rigged plate pauldrons, maximus chest, bionic left arm and a heavily cybernetic head. May write up a story to explain that insane pile of extra bits.
Tau design stuffs
Hey everyone, I am getting into Tau and for my models I want to give some of them a force field bubble of sorts on the models to make them look really cool. Do any of you have any tips or tricks as how I could go about doing this? A guy at my hobby store said he used model water effects but that seems rather difficult. Thanks guys!
Hey, /wh40k/, since the jews are rebuilding the 2nd temple, ISIS is fucking up the middle east, and Ebolachan is poisoning niggers, tell us your Armageddon stories about fighting the Chaos Gods on Terra.
Nurgle- Trying to defeat him. Have AB+ blood. About to do coup de grace(or is it coup de gras?). Anyway, all that Ebolachan wants is to eliminate the stupid useless eaters who fuck AIDS and Ebola ridden niggers who believe that it's best to fuck a baby virgin to get rid of AIDS and Ebola. She doesn't really care if she's defeated, she just wants to wreck as much havok as possible before she leaves.
Slaanesh- Having trouble with. Slaanesh keeps telling me to fuck as many men(as well as traps and sluts) as possible in the vagina, mouth and ass while doing coke/crystal meth, but I think it's best to love and stick with 2-3 beautiful women, while keeping them all in separate groups(best is 12-15, limit is 25; Sometimes mix and match girls for group sex. If a girl fucks a nigger, drop her) while writing down how trustworthy they are. The best way is to appreciate women for companionship and beauty; which has the 4 loves, Agape, the Divine Eros, and the Golden Mean.
Tzeentch- Tzeentch is trying to read/control my mind as much as possible to tell Khorne the best plan of action. I need to beat both Khorne and Tzeentch to succeed. However, I already know he's tempting me to be as evil("evilevilevilevilevilevilevil") as possible, and the one thing that held my mind together the entire time when I was in that chair was truth, so the best course of action is to make everyone a Christian-Gamer(since there's already Kung Fu Space Jesus in this dimension, it's cool).
Khorne- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE. Khorne fucking hates my guts because I'm out-trolling Tzeentch with the shortest possible move, thinks I'm a fucking pussy, and now wants an honorable combat at Armageddon. I know the riddle of the sword and are friends with George Foreman and the Green Ranger. I'm planning to get the power of the Godhand, the Masamune/Master Sword, and a Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Mecha. I want to get Golden Nikes and have some golden d6s that roll 12s most of the time, and get golden d20s that roll 20s most of the time, but it's easy to doubt and be decapitated. I just have to learn the truest move, be patient and mindful, and trust my own actions; not my opponents.
>implying I'm not the God-Emperor of Mankind who traveled back in time to 2014 on the original Terra in a new body(Hotwheels has my old body, but it's currently being restored) before it all went to shit.
Getting into the game.
So i'm getting into the game. I have already decided I am going to start with the Tau faction. If anyone can give me some pointers that would be great. Thanks all!