> host a RP wargame set in the w40k universe
> basically a ripoff of Dawn of War: Dark Crusade but with some different mechanics
> entirely web-based with a few self-made rules
> a few days in, chat with the tau player
> he makes the joking idea to start making the orks think a certain fire warrior is invulnerable
> plans to use that dude to kill the warboss
> I null it, because Tau don't know about waaagh fields
> he insists
> no, fuck off you faget
"But imagine the bootleg of a fight they`d have. The warrior shoots the warboss and his right hand explodes even tho he missed"
> If u do that I`m gonna allow the orks to exploit the waaagh too
> Invincible fire warrior vs invincible warboss
"Wait, I wonder… if we trap enouh ork on a ship and make them think the ship is invincible… then what could be done?"
> idk, go in the Eye of terror and bully Abby?
"Someone needs to write a fanfic out of this"
> why don't we go a step further
> what if we make all orks belive gorkamorka will just get up and start beating the 4 chaos gods?
" He`s just gonna T pose across the warp and assert dominance until the chaos gods give him their lunch money"
> laugh ass off
"wait, I just got a massive revelation"
> oh yeah? what`s that?
"The Waaagh field is basically weaponized autism"
>that means orks are chan users
> that means orks are chan users
>are we orks?