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Welcome to /wh40k/, Warhams.

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 No.332

>That face when you'll never be chosen to serve the Emperor and Humanity
>You'll never be able to explore the stars and be part of the greatest empire ever to exist.
>Your name will never be recorded in the book of heroes and the rest of the Imperium will not know you exist.
>You'll die cold and alone on some frozen wasteland of a planet due to being issued an ineffective weapon
>That moment when you lay gasping for air and realise you'll never see your home-planet again
>That thought when you joined upped to be a hero
>But you're family have all died of old age or worse and no one knows you still exist excluding your squad.
>That tear when your entire squad was obliterated by Chaos bolter fire.
>Your legacy is dead and your life pointless.
>Your heart when, the thing that hurts you the most, the thing that could've saved you and let you be appreciated.
>Was that you were never chosen to become and Ultramar-…

 No.351

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>join the guard in hopes of getting qt hospitaller gf
>realize that the whole ship is a sausage fest
>see one third of your friends die in training
>other third die because warpish mind bullets
>a year has passed
>about to make planetfall in some shithole you have never heard off withouth any idea of what youre about to face
>realize that you forgot your imperial infantryman uplifting primer in your other tunic
>get shot by the comissar

 No.357

i cri evrytim

 No.446

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>be guardsmen
>bored one day
>wander into the infirmary
>no one around
>rummaging around all the cool shit
>find a narthecium kit
>whatsthis?.jpg
>syringe full of what looks like piss
>"whatevs, probably gonna be dead tomorrow"
>shootitup.gif
>horyshet.webm
>ibelieveicanfly.mp3
>grab all the syringes
>high at training
>high in battle
>high at chapel
>inquisitor visits barracks one day
>my asshole is tighter than the emprah's teachings
>too high
>too stressed
>sweating like a slaaneshi whore
>bowels lose control
>shit all over the place
>commissar blasts me in the head
>can't feel anything
>mfw i realize im going to die while high as a kite in my own shit

 No.447

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>>446
i feel like this should featured in a ciaphas cain novel, well done anon



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