No.630
Holy shit my family is going to do a hikikomori intervention on me.
I've been half listening in on some seemingly shut-in themed video that my father's been watching for the last half hour and they just introduced my aunts and uncles with messages for me.
Fuck wizachan how the fuck do I handle this I am hardcore hikki wizard mode.
No.637
this is easy as hell, I have passed this boundary through my wit let me share it with you
if your room is large enough and you have pissbottles and other gross shit make sure to make it visible from the doorway and well lit - this will be your opening shot.
what will really stop the show is if you can position your monitor so that it faces towards the doorway and begin openly and shamelessly masturbating, ideally while using an anal toy of some kind
I did this and because I was able to disgust them so thoroughly (picked really fucked up porn) they now pay me to live in an apartment far away so they can hide from their shame.