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Dongstein 03/04/16 (Fri) 17:59:36 No.519 [Reply]

>finns are not white they are mongols from central asia

Dongstein 03/05/16 (Sat) 14:37:07 No.520

Dumb as dirt

Smell like salami

So ugly it hurts

The men from Suomi

They're short and pale

Ugly as sin

They come from the sea

Fear the Finn

If you're ever in Boston

You can find Finns due south

In the sleepy fishing town

of Innsmouth

They've mixed with the humans

By this, their children are marred

In the form of gray mutants

Known as "Spurdo Spärde"

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Dongstein 03/04/16 (Fri) 17:53:40 No.518 [Reply]

sorry for spamm'ing but i thought this might be funny

pls don't ban :-DDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Dongstein 03/04/16 (Fri) 17:48:34 No.517 [Reply]

friendly greetings from /escapism/

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Dongstein 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:52:19 No.515 [Reply]

An adorable yawning Elephant Shrew!

Dongstein 03/03/16 (Thu) 03:37:03 No.516

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Dongstein 02/11/16 (Thu) 15:50:46 No.512 [Reply]

Wongstein 2016: Together, We Will Take A Closer Look At That Snout

Dongstein 02/12/16 (Fri) 00:29:05 No.513

Wongstein 2016: wastes his vote on Bernie Sanders

Dongstein 02/21/16 (Sun) 23:12:07 No.514

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You are all breaking the law Dongstein 10/08/14 (Wed) 02:14:09 No.14 [Reply]

Breaking news! Obama has declared that this meme is illegal. I guess that we'll all have to stop using it.

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Dongstein 12/17/14 (Wed) 09:13:21 No.54

I have filed an official complaint with the British courts. This is slander and it is only a matter of time before 8chan is sued into oblivion and my good name is cleared.

Dongstein 12/17/14 (Wed) 17:28:50 No.55

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>>54

Dongstein 12/17/14 (Wed) 22:18:15 No.56

>>55
Let me tell you, bub. When the cops come after the character assassins who are behind this atrocity you'll be right up there on that list.

Take a closer look at dat link Dongstein 01/01/16 (Fri) 22:01:13 No.503

>>56

http://cleantechnica.com/2015/12/24/tax-credits-low-carbon-individuals-businesses/

http://cleantechnica.com/2015/12/26/implementing-carbon-tax-reduction-plan-2016-masdar-blogging-contest-entry/

http://csrtist.com/2015/12/29/benefit-corporations-for-a-sustainable-economy/

http://downwriterslane.weebly.com/blog/the-pocket-water-tank

http://latinoamericarenovable.com/2015/12/31/from-tragedy-to-sustainability-in-el-salvador-by-2030/

http://markbessoudo.com/2015/12/21/building-partnerships-for-a-low-carbon-future/

http://masdar.ae/en/intiatives/detail/dispatch-from-venezuela-how-to-green-our-way-to-a-low-carbon

http://masdar.ae/en/intiatives/detail/dispatch-from-venezuela-how-to-green-our-way-to-a-low-carbon-economy

http://nusalogi.com/homosapiensfuturus/

http://solar-re.blogspot.com/2015/12/concrete-actiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Dongstein 01/30/16 (Sat) 09:46:16 No.511

>>503

I'm genuinely curious about this post ?_?

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Dongstein 01/26/16 (Tue) 01:22:19 No.510 [Reply]

heh

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Dongstein 01/09/16 (Sat) 22:59:53 No.507 [Reply]

i just noticed that this board is featured on /operate/

Dongstein 01/10/16 (Sun) 01:39:24 No.508

Cool. I know that Hotwheels tweeted that he really liked the CSS

https://twitter.com/infinitechan/status/549725865399967744

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A New Slurp Dongstein 12/25/15 (Fri) 09:24:40 No.500 [Reply]

Doctor Wongstein...!

Can you make a Snout Wars poster, pls...?

Dongstein 12/25/15 (Fri) 09:54:55 No.501

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Hive of Scum & Villainy...

May The Snout Be With You Dongstein 12/25/15 (Fri) 09:56:17 No.502

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Well, it's not a poster, but, when the idea snuck into my head, I couldn't resist.

Ah...

Is it any wonder why my grades sucked?

Oh well. ^_^

Dongstein 01/03/16 (Sun) 06:56:54 No.505

Unfortunately I haven't had access to a real computer since Dec 14th. I won't be able to make anything for a while.

I think that Kylo Ren is a prime target though, with his big Jew schnoz. Carrie Fischer and Harrison Ford are both half Jews so it stands to reason that they're son would be too.

Dongstein 01/08/16 (Fri) 07:06:46 No.506

>>505

>I think that Kylo Ren is a prime target though, with his big Jew schnoz

I'll be sure to take a closer look at his snout when it hits the 2nd run theaters

~_~ 11/21/15 (Sat) 22:14:27 No.485 [Reply]

whenever i go to berkeley i think about wongstein

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Dongstein 11/30/15 (Mon) 04:46:18 No.489

>>487

Oh man, I miss Berkeley so much. I'll be back around New Year's though...

Dongstein 12/04/15 (Fri) 02:16:47 No.490

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>>488

Used to be. It's a good school.

They were insane for taking me, but I think I managed to leave my mark and then make good on my degree later on, anyway.

Dongstein 12/07/15 (Mon) 01:45:33 No.491

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wherever i go i think about dongstein

;-;

Dongstein 12/08/15 (Tue) 04:40:20 No.494

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>>491

mmm...

personal re-interpretation. just like that.

Dongstein 01/03/16 (Sun) 06:51:01 No.504

Leaving Berkeley... I won't be back until June at the earliest ;__;

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

the TRUE and HONEST Wongstein 12/08/15 (Tue) 03:26:35 No.492 [Reply]

My bunny is sick... he might die tonight...

He was old and lived a good life, but I'm still sad. I just wanted to tell you all that I love you

MercWithMouth!AWEsomEEEE 12/08/15 (Tue) 04:21:07 No.493

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>>492

Ah, jeez...

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm glad to hear he had a fun-filled time with you, and i'm really hoping you feel better about what's happening soon, too.

Care to share any stories about him?

Or, have any photos to share?

the TRUE and HONEST Wongstein 12/08/15 (Tue) 06:26:55 No.495

>>493

He was a clever little turd. I remember when he figured out how to latch hiss teeth into the bottom of the door and pull it open. I never understood why he wanted to go into the bathroom so badly.

He always knew when he was breaking the rules... it always amazed me how calm he was, unless he was doing something that he shouldn't. If he was in an area that I'd tried to keep him out of he would always run off if I snapped my fingers at him. At first I thought he just ran off when I snapped my fingers, but then I tried it when he wasn't doing anything wrong and he didn't give a fuck.

I just wish that I could be with him... instead I'm stuck in this shitty town on the wrong side of the country.

Dongstein 12/08/15 (Tue) 19:14:03 No.497

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