Dumb as dirt
Smell like salami
So ugly it hurts
The men from Suomi
They're short and pale
Ugly as sin
They come from the sea
Fear the Finn
If you're ever in Boston
You can find Finns due south
In the sleepy fishing town
of Innsmouth
They've mixed with the humans
By this, their children are marred
In the form of gray mutants
Known as "Spurdo Spärde"