No.14913
Things to happen tonight:
>Undertaker is announced. Will he say more than two sentences?
>The New Day defends their tag team titles
>Zayn vs Owens build, Brie fucking Bella vs Lana build
BEHOLD THE KING. THE KING OF SHOVELS
http://watchwrestling.ch/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
No.14914
No.14916
>"Shane… at WrestleMania, you will rest in peace!"
>"Why?"
>"i dunno Vince said so lol bye"
No.14917
Wow, can't believe they put a RAW two days after another RAW like this. They must be running out of ideas
No.14918
>>14914
CALL ME KURT ANGLE
No.14919
>>14918
BITCHES WANNA FUCK ME CUZ I LOOK LIKE RUSEV
No.14920
Angle is going to come back and challenge Bryan to an hour long Iron Man Loser Must Retire match at Wrestlemania
No.14921
>>14920
He's already man. Give it up.
No.14922
>JBL comparing League of Nations to The Four Horsemen
No.14923
>>14922
Did he say that shit again?
No.14924
>heel vs heel tag team championship match to start off RAW
No.14925
>>14924
This is new day's face turn
the crowd is loving them right now so its pretty much a success
No.14926
No.14927
>>14925
They had to cheat to win though.
No.14928
Three europeans and a mexican beat up three black men because they were insulted on twitter.
No.14929
DEL RIO JUST LYNCHED WOODS
No.14930
>>14928
Thank goodness Black History Month is over
No.14931
>That pop for Ambrose
Imagine picking Roman over this guy to be the face of your company.
No.14932
I unironically think that HHH vs Ambrose is the WWE MOTY so far
No.14933
Any site where i can watch the stream on a fucking decent phone?
No.14934
Creative trying to sell this under the ropes thing is the hardest anyone not named Dolph Ziggler has tried to sell anything in the past few months.
No.14935
>>14933
First row sports if you're able to get rid of the ads
No.14936
inb4 triple H walks out and no sells
No.14937
>>14936
Nah you get Paul Heyman instead.
No.14938
>>14913
Nice to see the early posting itt compare it to last week where it was slow as fuck at the start, anywho IF DUBS CURED ANKLE WILL RETURN TONIGHT
No.14939
No.14941
No.14942
>Sin Cara continuing to rub off on Kalisto
Also,
>A big guy like Ryback
No.14943
Instead of trying to be Goldberg, Ryback should try to be Scott Steiner.
No.14944
>>14943
Nah, I could never get any sympy for Rybotch. Ever.
No.14945
>>14943
Ryback wishes he could do promos half as eloquent as Scott Steiner.
No.14946
>>14941
>Sin Cara Nigger
FTFY
No.14947
"We want Angle!" chant
I feel bad for the audience now.
No.14949
>>14943
Ryback should try to be Ishii
No.14950
I have no idea why but the lone guy shouting "FEED ME LESS" has me in tears.
No.14951
>>14947
I honestly don't know why they wouldn't wheel him out now, just to show that he's fled the TNAyslum. Ah well if he's not out tonight then that means there's more of a chance of him becoming American Alpha's Manager in the Future, which would be God-Tier he deserves to be reunited with his son, anyway.
No.14952
>>14951
Kurt needs another match with Lesnar.
fuck american alpha
No.14953
No.14954
>>14952
Yeah totally. Kurt should fuck American Alpha. Gable is such a little twink, anyways.
No.14955
So this is like week 3 where Roman has been MIA? I guess I shouldn't be surprised Roman lets his opponent do all the talking.
No.14956
>Dean won't come out while Haitch is talking shit about him >Ramen will
No.14957
This promo from HHH is hitting a little bit too close to home for a lot of people.
No.14958
No longer satisfied with burying talent, HHH is trying to bury the rest of the world
No.14959
>>14957
They're just trying to rehash Austin's gimmick with Ramen. And it's failing spectacularly.
No.14960
Triple H laying down some truth
No.14961
He's literally shitting on every aspect of the average person's day-to-day life, and mentioning Roman STILL elicits more boos.
No.14962
No.14963
>The authority always wins
This is the entire fucking problem. The villains always come out on top.
>Ziggler comes out in a suit
OH BOY
No.14964
>>14960
"you love ramen stains and hope he wins"
what truth m8?
No.14965
>>14958
He is ascending into Shovel Lord.
No.14966
No.14968
are they trying to abort ramen and do a hard switch to dolph? Can they pick somebody who isn't total shit?
No.14969
What I wouldn't give for Ziggler to actually just say he's quitting while giving Steph and Hunter the middle finger as he walks off.
No.14970
cenaesque? that reverse psychology
No.14971
>>14968
>Dolph
>Total shit
M8, you might wanna rethink that sentence
No.14972
>>14971
oh yeah sorry shawn mi.. i mean dolph ziggler is great
No.14973
My stream froze on this face.
No.14974
>>14972
He tried being himself before, got over naturally twice before and of course was punished for it, so I can't blame him for resorting to using Michaels moves.
No.14975
HHH pedigress Ziggler in 10 seconds for the win.
No.14976
Ziggler's clearly going to be losing, being a Ziggler fan is suffering.
No.14977
Swear to Christ if they send out Ramen to help Dolph
No.14978
So they're using Dolph in an attempt to get people to boo HHH and cheer for Roman.
Why.
No.14979
While on commercial, watch this. It's boner inducing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWM-9oqhYGs
No.14980
>>14976
It's like being a Jew. Always trying to repent.
No.14981
>>14977
They will. Oh they will.
No.14982
No.14983
>>14978
Because he's gotta look strong, anon.
No.14984
>>14979
what are vince's opinions on TNA anyways?
WWE has mentioned the IWGP championship but never theirs.
No.14985
>>14984
Vince commands his Monkey's to never reference them in case it creates a "Butts in the seats" scenario.
No.14986
OOH AHH OH AHH OHH AHH AHH OH
No.14987
Oh my fuck I forget sometimes just how Talented Sami Really is.
No.14988
Sami Zayn's theme is so good. Its probably 1/2 the reason hes over
No.14989
>"Do you ant to be Eliminated from this Announce Table?"
No.14990
It feels like 3 hours have gone by but we are only at the half way mark.
help
No.14991
>>14989
We don't give enough credit for these one-liners
No.14992
BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BULLSHIT
No.14993
BRIE MODE
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
JAG THINDH
No.14994
Obligatory Total Divas shill match
No.14995
No.14996
>A retired Bryan and sick kids in the same segment..
No.14997
>Anal in that outfit sitting on the Announce table looking like she's sitting on some sports car in an 80s Music Video
No.14998
>that entire social outcasts segment
No.14999
>>14998
The dumb thing about advertising on RAW, is that it's too late to impulse buy whatever they are selling.
No.15001
>>14998
>linking total divas bullshit into a storyline
I'm not even gonna bother to post another image.
No.15002
No.15003
Please tell me this isn't a buildup to another Divas Battle Royale. I can't handle another one so soon.
No.15004
>Not having Becksfu on THIS close to Her national Holiday. I'm sickened.
No.15005
>>15003
It's not going to get the Time for it, no fucking way. Hope it gets cancelled like 29.
No.15006
That's Bo Dallas? I thought they were wrestling jobbers for a second.
No.15007
heel dudleys best dudleys
No.15008
No.15009
No.15010
No.15011
No.15012
It's been 3 Fucking Years since Haitch has Wrestled on Raw? Jesus Christ.
No.15013
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>tfw no one will look at you like Dean looks at that bat
No.15014
>>15006
They abuse the social outcasts, even though they are slowly starting to go over through comedy segments.
No.15015
My goal in life is to learn to do the water spit thing that triple H does
No.15016
>dolph ziggler is one of the greats
No.15017
>>15016
He would be up there in terms of recent greats had they mantained his 2012/13 Push properly. I miss that Dolph so bad. Being a Heel does wonders.
No.15018
GO TRIPLE H BURY DOLPH BURY DEAN BURY ROMAN GOGOGOGOGO
No.15019
Holy shit Roman finally figured out how to use the entrance ramp.
No.15020
BURIED DOLPH JUST FOR ROMAN
END MY SUFFERING
No.15021
>Get this hothead outa here!
t. JBL
No.15022
I feel like this is the end of the show…
I thought Shane was promoted for tonight
No.15023
>The Usos
>Jack Swagger
>Mark Henry
Why. Why were they the ones to talk Roman down?
No.15024
>>15022
Shane was, so was Taker, but GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG LOL
No.15025
>>15021
i thought nobody caught that, he's initiated
No.15026
>>15023
I know Roman is related to the Usos. Cousins or something. Not sure about the other two
No.15027
>>15025
>>15021
He's been calling him a hothead for weeks.
No.15028
>>15023
don't undersell jack swagger and mark henry. beastly jobber tag team right there. Played 2k16 against my friend with jack henry and my friend played DX and CPU Henry pinned them two times
No.15029
>>15023
That was the monitor they use to play Smash Bros and now they are pissed at Roman
No.15030
>>15029
I want this to be true so bad.
No.15031
>>15029
>>15030
Must be it. No other explanation.
No.15032
I need a photoshop of wrestlers either as One Piece characters (Kevin Owens would be Blackbeard) or as Smash Characters
No.15033
Damn it goldie just fucking start golden truth already
No.15034
Golddust is using reverse psychology
No.15035
>"I had to show him who his Daddy is, who's your Daddy?"
No.15036
Remember when Neville was "the new sensation" and everyone thought he would be a big star?
No.15037
>>15034
he doesn't need to, he already got R-Truth on board
No.15038
>>15036
He has good moves. Kind of reminds me of Jeff Hardy.
No.15039
>>15036
sadly yes
tfw Neville will never bring back the european championship and become a true hero;__;
No.15040
>>15039
That's what they should have done by now, damn it. Imagine Balor, Neville, Cesaro and Rusev all battling for it..
No.15041
If I was Canadian I'd disown Trudeau too
No.15042
That was the last match? Jericho being a bitch?
No.15043
No.15044
Can someone remind me why Taker is agreeing to be Vince's lackey?
No.15045
>>15044
WWE can't come up with a good reason so it's just because.
No.15046
>>15044
Because they fired Kane
No.15047
No.15048
>I will turn my body into a 200-pound weapon
Autism confirmed?
No.15049
It's weird to think that all Three of the guys in the Ring are Irish Americans.
No.15050
No.15051
>>15049
Well 2 of them are father and son
No.15052
>>15049
Vince is like 1/4 Irish at the most.
I get a kind of Italian vibe from the McMahons to be honest.
No.15053
>>15051
>>15049
True, nice way to end it with St.Patrick's Day on Thursday, in hindsight.
No.15054
>>15052
Well his surname IS McMahon, but I get your point, probably alot of Italian on the Maternal side.
No.15055
Apparently Neville got injured on the show. I don't know what happened.