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Elimination Chamber some fucking time | Rules

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The fire rises


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>Neville quits

>Surprise new resignation

>ohfuckohfuck, who wants out, Ziggler, it's gotta be Ziggler, right? No, Bray! Or what about…

>it's Nia



Wait until Orton quits before panicking. Jesus.


>the best loserweight (even with the elf jokes) and the best woman leave the company

<everything's fine nothing to see here


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The phrase 'nothing of value was lost' gets tossed around a lot, but this is the first time I've felt compelled to use it in years.


WWE is going down the shitter but I'd say wait until a major star leaves to start celebrating. I'd say Ambrose is the most likely.


>now Nia is leaving





Major stars get paid too highly to leave. Dbry is leaving for sure once his contract is up, but that's only because of wwe's medical team being idjits. Other than that no top guys are leaving for awhile. Side problem is that there are no top guys anymore because wwe gets the company over not the wrestlers, so they can lose anyone and not lose viewers.



>they can lose anyone and not lose viewers.

They're already losing viewers from that philosophy of getting the company over rather than the wrestlers. Cart before the horse.

Nevillie vs Kota Ibushi in NJPW please



Oh I agree, but I'm saying it's too late for them to recover with this current batch of wrestlers. Let me put it this way, would you honestly care less about the show if roman got injured for a year next week? Remember this is their supposed top guy, but does anyone really give a shit about him? They have the ratings and attendance they do now based on the wwe name alone, so ideally it will plateau out for them. Now we see how long that name's staying power actually is.

I don't know if I want PAC vs Ibushi or PAC vs kushida more



PAC vs Aerostar for maximum flippyshit.



PAC takes over the kingdom in ROH and renames it the elf kingdom


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>Nia Jax is 4 inches taller than the elf



she makes up for it in weight


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>Samoan Botch Machine finally going away

Should've done that a long time ago, screw her for injuring Bayley


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Let's dissect Neville's main roster PPV/Network Special career:

>Extreme Rules 2015 (((Kickoff))): Neville defeats Bad News Barrett

>King Of The Ring 2015: Bad News Barrett defeats Neville in the Finals

>Payback 2015: Neville defeats King Barrett by Count Out

>Elimination Chamber 2015: Neville defeats Bo Dallas

>Money In The Bank 2015: Participates in MitB Ladder Match that Sheamus won

>The Beast in the East: Chris Jericho defeats Neville

Hadn't the WWE pretty much given up on Barrett by early 2015? Yet they really didn't put Neville over him decisively in Neville's debut program. Bad sign right out the gate. His match at Elimination Chamber was a nothing match stuck between Owens/Cena I and an Elimination Chamber match. Looking back, based on his booking up to this point the fact that they even put him in the Money in the Bank match is kinda surprising. But did anyone really think he was going to win that thing? Beast in the East is really just a glorified house show, but it helps cement him as just another 50/50 guy. Clearly, being the longest reigning NXT Champion up this point didn't mean shit.

>Summerslam 2015: Neville w/Stephen Amell defeats King Barrett & Stardust

>Night Of Champions 2015 (((Kickoff))): Stardust & The Ascension defeat Neville & The Lucha Dragons

>Live from Madison Square Garden: Neville defeats Stardust

>Hell In A Cell 2015 (((Kickoff))): Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler & Neville defeat King Barrett, Rusev & Sheamus

>Survivor Series 2015 (((Kickoff))): Goldust, Neville, The Dudley Boyz & Titus O'Neil defeat Bo Dallas, The Cosmic Wasteland & The Miz

He's clearly getting lost in the shuffle at this point. Frustration had to be setting in. Lots of work with Cody Rhodes here, interesting coincidence looking back now.

>Royal Rumble 2016: 0 eliminations, eliminated by Luke Harper after ~10 minutes

Fractures ankle 7 weeks later, right before Wrestlemania (and the one year anniversary of his debut). Supposedly was going to be in the ladder match that Ryder ended up winning. Who knows what might've happened if he doesn't get hurt. He's out 4 months.

>SummerSlam 2016 (((Kickoff))): Neville & Sami Zayn defeat The Dudley Boyz

Returns after the July draft (selected at #26, immediately after Nia Jax at #25). Continues trading wins and losses with guys like Axel, Bo, and the Dudleys for a couple months. Disappears again, until Roadblock in December when he attacks Rich Swann and TJ Perkins after their 3-way Cruiserweight title match with Brian Kendrick.

>Royal Rumble 2017: defeats Rich Swann for CW Title

>Fastlane 2017: defeats Jack Gallagher

>WrestleMania 33 (((Kickoff))): defeats Austin Aries

>Payback 2017: loses to Austin Aries by DQ

>Extreme Rules 2017: defeats Austin Aries

>Great Balls Of Fire 2017 (((Kickoff))): defeats Akira Tozawa

>SummerSlam 2017 (((Kickoff))): defeats Akira Tozawa

>No Mercy 2017: loses CW Title to Enzo Amore

Other than the Enzo match these were usually pretty good, especially compared to his work from 2015 & 2016. But they're good matches featuring 205 Live guys that most of the PPV crowds knew absolutely nothing about.

All-in-all I think the key is that when 5'8" Neville was put in matches with guys closer to his height the WWE had no problem booking him strong. But the bigger his opponents got the colder their feet became. It really feels like someone - Vince McMahon or certain underlings, I guess - never truly bolieved in Neville going all the way back to his debut.

I'm not the least bit surprised he wanted out, and wouldn't be shocked if a few more guys in the 'slight and/or under six feet tall' range end up walking in the months to come. It seems like the reestablishment of the WWE Cruiserweight Division made size matter more in the other singles divisions than it has for a while, at least in the eyes of the booker. Balor was the great skinny hope, but this endless Bray feud is killing that too…


And that's just the beginning. Imagine the exodus that's going to happen when DBry leaves in a year.



why would his leaving cause others to leave?



If someone as high-profile as him thinks he can make a good living outside of WWE, it's probably going to make a lot of those underutilized guys think thrice about staying. Most of half-decent guys there could probably make the same if not more money on the outside, and probably with less dates. If you're not one of the top-tier guys in WWE the money really isn't all that great. Hell, Aries just recently tweeted that he made more money in 6 weeks on indies than in 4 months at the "big leagues" and I see no reason to not bolieve it.


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You dun forgot to mention the most important moment of his main roster career. It wasn't a PPV or Network Special, but still, the King of the Elves almost reigned supreme in WWE.

Of course, he had no real chance, but damn that was fun.

Also the Cena Open Challenge thing was a big deal.



Fuck man I knew neville did pretty much nothing before 205 but I didnt think it was this bad.

He's great too, maybe he'll be like juice and go to njpw to raise his stock and decide his better there.



Fuck off booleyfag, Nia Jax did nothing wrong.


>Neville defeats Bo Dallas



>he's a manlet

Will they ever learn?


>I see no reason to not bolieve it.

Deceit to get other people to suffer the way he suffered?


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>did nothing wrong




Enzo and Asuka leaving would be a bigger shock than Boreton leaving. Only a few lonely women would really miss him until they find another guy to fantasize about fucking.


I'm honestly surprised Ziggler and Ryder are still there, but I guess they're paid well for being buried losers. They're not getting any younger, and the WWE won't be moving them up anytime soon.



>Enzo and Asuka leaving would be a bigger shock than Boreton leaving

Not really. I'm not expecting Asuka to be in WWE too long. And Enzo, eh. He could do better somewhere else than WWE.



>And Enzo, eh. He could do better somewhere else than WWE.

How? All they need to do is give him a mic.



But you can tell they are watering him down as well. He needs to go somewhere that will let him be more of "him" than the WWE.


Orton should leave for NJPW to further prove the Orton/Nakamura duality.



>nia is the only woman that can wrestle

>caring about Charlotte "I'm only in the the company because of my father and may have been born a 'Charles'" Flair


Orton did nothing wrong, boosev.


>implying nia will leave

she's fucking set for life being the rock's cousin

Btw neville is actually good in-ring plus "return of PAC"will draw. Most fags don't have anything to offer on the indies


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if a random nobody like CJ Parker can reinvent himself and become very succesful, I don't see why others couldn't



I don't watch weebwrestling, what did that faggot do in Nippon? I didn't follow NXT for years anyway but last I recall he was just some dude with rastas who wanted to have a good time, yeah? What's his new gimmick?


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She constantly botches and has horrible mic skills, you mean Charlotte is the talented one.

>Caring about Nia "I'm only in the company because of muh cousin da rock and muh fat acceptance" Jax



He started from scratch in njpw as a young lion and impressed people with his humbleness and being willing to learn. When he made it to the main roster his underdog babybace character got over and he's been doing very well.



He's far more talented than Nia, who is pretty much cheap Samoan version of Awesome Kong and a lot worse.


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Not every talented guy that leaves WWE can do well in the indys. Haven't heard about Damien Sandow ever since he left TNA. He still is one of the best talkers today, deserves better. Even though he was treated like shit because he got over by himself then released, WWE really was the best place for him. Sucks, he could have at leasted done something in NXT maybe. If he could have done well in TNA like Drew Galloway then the option may have been there.



>Gets over with a comedic character in wwe

>Goes to tna and does a super cereal "I used to be in the wwe but now I'm here" promo and plays a serious character


By the time he started doing his gay community gimmick it was too late.



>is the only one that can actually wrestle among losers

>using numale looking Corey "got retired before he even left developmental" Graves to make a point




Man, Nia really looks like a sack of shit.



I'd still dick her tbh





Corey is alpha as fuck


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If only she shed all that weight, she'd be the perfect musclegrill.



Kharma should come back and beat Nia's ass with the help of Aja Kong or Bull Nakano


Who gives a shit? It's fake and Neville can't talk anything but groidish english sounds.



>if only fat people stopped being fat, they'd no longer be fat

you don't say?


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All whites with dreadlocks deserve to be raped to death by a pack of rabid Somalis.


You're dead wrong about Fatty Botchalot being remotely talented and you're dead wrong about Graves being a numale.



Juice dindu nuffin



>fag haircut


>dresses in purple all the time

<not a numale

>can actually wrestle unlike the rest of the roster

>rest of the roster sucks so bad a lame ass move like a throw knocks people like booley out of the division for weeks

<smarks and booleyfags think that means she "botches"


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She throws like she catches.


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>not boyfucking homolalas

Chose carefully


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heard you was talkin shit


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>The reason behind Nia Jax’s much-discussed “leave of absence” has been uncovered, as Sports Illustrated learned that Jax balked at the idea of losing clean to Sasha Banks at TLC. She called her cousin, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, to ask for his advice, and Johnson encouraged her to walk away if she was unhappy.




if she wasn't Rock's cousin, she'd never work in WWE again after shit like this



>refuses to job clean to Horse

I actually dislike her less now



>She called her cousin, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, to ask for his advice

>"""""Ask for his advice"""""

I dont like botcha banks but she has a lot more to offer than nia. What the fuck is nia other the obligatory fat woman? Get someone else to play that role and its pretty much garanteed she'll do a better job than "I'm the rocks cousin please push me".



Porn when?


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>Doesn't want to lose clean to an absolute loser


Pick one.


oh no, another gaijin landwhale on stardom.


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>when you get out just before #MeToo


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>when you get out just before WWE becomes shit


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>when you get out just before WWF becomes shit


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>>82377 (checked)



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>proceed into the future

>Vince dies of old age

>enters the afterlife

>sues Chris for killing the company


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You guys think Neville will just steal his cousin's gimmick?



>Vince McMahon




They had plenty of warning. Cenawinslol was the big one, that they had failed to properly develop enough talent.

Then the dumbasses gave lesnar anything at all.

Welp. There goes the McMahon empire…right as Vince dies…



Bruh, the WWE died for another reasons.

Stupid moms encouraging the be quiet culture.



>the WWE



>shitting on Lesnar



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>He still think Vince is a mere mortal


All the company has to do is last until Vince dies or retires. Trips takes over at that point, FIRES the shit tier TV writers and starts booking WRESTLING again.



>It's nothing

You're a WWE fanboy in denial. This is the beginning of the end for WWE. It's already been a shit product since the PG Era, but now it's eroded and a mass exodus is happening now. Enzo should have never won against Neville. Nia should have been Women's Champion right now. Shit wrestlers like Enzo & Sasha Banks should be fired. But I bet they both suck Mr. McMahon's dick. Finn Balor still hasn't gotten his rematch for the Universal title. WWE is truly shit.


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>Nia should have been Women's Champion right now.



>WWE is dying

>because an irrelevant elf left and someone who's only in the company because of her cousin either left or just took a vacation


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>it's real

get Nia Jax to fuck off, not the qt australian



Why though? What did she steal this time?


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good. there's only room for two Aussie babes on the main roster


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Supposedly more coming as the day goes on.



>Summer Rae too

They finally did it huh



Billie > Peyton


You WWE fans can be in denial all you want, but the ratings has been decreasing. They can barely get a 3.0 in ratings. It's nearly impossible for them to get a 5.0 like they use to in the past. They made so many wrong decisions that it's reflected in the ratings drop. Maybe if they set Raw to just 2 hours, get rid of NXT, only have a 3 hour Wrestlemania next year, focus more on the ENTERTAINMENT aspect instead of being heavy on wrestling to draw in the casual crowd, maybe just maybe we'll see the ratings go up.



Those two were barely in the company anyway but I don't get emma, they even had her put on a competitive match with asska.


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>tfw you randomly reappear on TV just before the company decides to start cutting the dead weight


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maybe if they hadn't spent 10 years burying everyone who gets over but isn't named Cena or Roman


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got kids > got sinful lifestyle


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This is the real story.



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>abloo bloo bloo

Call me when someone actually important gets canned. An elf, The Rock's cousin, an ausfailian jobber, and two people that weren't even on TV means nothing. Typical defeatism from

>Trips is coming out of retirement to promote some generic shows in the UK



>Enzo & Sasha Banks should be fired. But I bet they both suck Mr. McMahon's dick.

Botcha Banks has a lot of heat with Vinny and the others after she disrespected fans during Summer Slam, and acted like a BLM-Feminist, Leftist-SJW bitch with last year's promos, saying she can beat anyone. She's only getting screen time because of the Sjws the WWE is trying to get money from. Botcha isn't happy there either because she hates having to do things impulsively (as in, she comes in never knowing what to expect).


Wait, weren't they trying to promote Darren Young with Titus? Lol.


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Shit this takes me back to when kotaku was just a stupid website that was slow, before they went full retard.


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>not releasing Bo for infecting everyone with mumpgitis



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Ban this double nigger.



>disrespecting /ourguy/

Do you even know where you're at, you collectivist commie cunt





>Not wanting Bo in IMPACT



Cena has buried more wrestlers than Roman has. Roman at least loses & he hasn't had a world title run since the time he got suspended for taking drugs. Right now it's Brock Lesnar doing the burial holding the Universal title. There's absolutely no reason for Finn Balor not to get his rematch. But the only reason why he hasn't had his rematch is simple, Brock doesn't want to job to Finn Balor because he sees him as a vanilla midget. But you know who has jobbed to Finn Balor? Roman Reigns.


Like I said before, the WWE needs to focus more on ENTERTAINMENT than wrestling. The casual crowd doesn't tune into WWE for wrestling. Until then, the WWE's ratings will continue to decline until it looks like TNA's final days.





<Wanting Bo in Impace/GFW




It's also Vince doesn't want Brock to lose to a guy like Balor (Brock hates everyone). Vinny loves his mastodons, and seeing them lose to weaker guys is a slap in the face to someone like Vince.


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>Nia should have been Women's Champion right now.



Pretty much.


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>mfw the Modern Day Maharaja beats Lesnar at Survivor Series and then they feed the Irish cruiserweight to The Beast at the next PPV in under 45 seconds


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>mfw Pooman drops the title at the Royal Rumble is then sent back to main event and released 8 months later


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What, shorter shows and more boring promos?


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>Shorter shows

You must be underage because Raw had a two hour show in the beginning. Decades before it went three hours.

>Boring promos

Again you must be underage, because promos are usually the best part for the first 20 minutes of Raw. Promos aren't always boring, if given to the right wrestler with the right storyline. The Attitude Era is a perfect example of this, with the likes of Stone Cold, The Rock & D-Generation X.


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>because promos are usually the best part for the first 20 minutes of Raw

Well, today we don't have unscripted shit back in the day, so yes it is boring. Also DX sucks.



>DX sucks

Only virgin dorky losers think that of the greatest stable of all time. Much like Brian Zane, he's a fucking tool with no style or personality.


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>the greatest stable of all time



>muh attitude era

Shit has aged like vinegar, all of stone colds promos sound the exact fucking same, the rocks are overwritten, and DX is literally potty humor tier. There has never been a good era for wrestling promos



>There has never been a good era for wrestling promos

But my boy Savage :^(


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Roid rage and cocaine make good promos brother.


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.





Hogan, flair, macho, and warrior (sometimes) were the exception to the rule usually. Most promos from the 80s were really fucking dry and dull. That being said it really was the best since the highs were much high enough to make the lows not matter really.


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>DX sucks




>Raw had a two hour show in the beginning

You must be underage because Raw had a one hour show in the beginning.



DX > nWo


Attitude Era is more entertaining than the shit-show era we got now.


Hi Brian Zane. Must be tough being a virgin, huh?



There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin



Hey Paul


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>Brian Zane



That's what all virgins say.




That one sexless dork on youtube, his channel is "Wrestling With Wregret".



attitude era was only more entertaining because it was new at the time. Only 97 and 2000 were good years for attitude era and that's because the wrestling was actually decent then and the booking made sense.



Even the bullet club is better than DX, whole faction has aged horribly.


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Hunter, Haitch, the man of three H's



Are you literally fucking retarded or something?

>somehow turns "what, you want the show shorter" into "hurr u tink ram wuz always kangz 3 hours"

>actually thinks because the Attitude era had good promos turning the modern PG era into a SHORTER show with MORE promos would be any good



Oh, that explains it. You're Ben Womack.


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Great article.




97 was a horrible year for the WWE, it only started picking up steam in late 1997/early 1998. Also the best years of the Attitude Era was all of it, not just late 1997 or 2000. I remember I couldn't stop watching it, that's how good it was.


The Bullet Club is a joke with their Call Of Duty style logo, which isn't as iconic or cool as the original DX logo or the nWo logo. It's nothing more than a nWo/DX ripoff. Everything they're doing, DX & the nWo has already done. Without DX/nWo, there would be no "Bullet Club". Besides, the Bullet Club hasn't made a big enough impact to get NJPW to be a major threat to the WWE.


Oh. I don't call him by his real name. I just refer to him as HHH. I've hated what he did to Sting, burying him at Wrestlemania, instead of allowing Sting to wrestle The Undertaker like everybody wanted in the first place.


Like I've said before, you must be underage. A lot was done within 2 hours of Raw. 3 hours makes it a snoozefest, it's more filler than story. Which is why the casual audience isn't gravitating to WWE anymore. You have to be a retard not to see why 3 hours is bad for Raw. At least Smackdown is a 2 hour show.


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All this talk about releases, when the hell are they gonna release Nias useless ass?



>Get out

>come back a year later

>become a definitive reason why WWE is shit

Ha Haaa my commentary is cancer if you actually listen to it maggle



works fine for me


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👈 you must be this cool to read cagesideseats



>RAM used to be shorter so u must be underage because you're disagREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing with MEEEEEEE for shortening it again

Have you considered killing yourself yet?



>Have you considered killing yourself yet?

Nope. I'm happy with my life. How about you? Judging from your responses, you sound miserable.



If Carlito got pushed a fraction of the amount he got pushed in the late RA/early PG era SVR video games he would've become the second Razor Ramon. Him and Umaga were constantly at the same level as Cena and Orton for some reason.





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Hunter looks great as the leader in all that faux security gear.

Seff looks like his son.



SHHHield > Shield


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bow down to the

bow down to the Authority II


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The NWO effect is coming? At the end you will only able to count those who aren1t joined to this shitshow?



Kurt Angle, AJ Styles and HHH didn't join the Shield, it's just a one time thing. [LOUD BOOING] RR will return soon to reclaim his position #AhhYessir


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Put Hulk Hogan in The Shield, brother.


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>Cudgel Comrades


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>Hammer Homies


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>Clobber Colleagues



Hasn't she ruined enough things already?



I'm in my early 30s and I agree with everything you've said thus far anon.



>At least Smackdown is a 2 hour show.

And somehow it feels more boring and has more filler than a 3 hour RAW.


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>Even the bullet club is better than DX

The faggot club are omega gay now, most of them don't look cool at all. DX with HHH & HBK alone are better than anyone in the BC currently.



>Mallet Mates


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The Ballet Club are faggots. I bet not one, not even ONE of them has smoked crack or even meth. Cowards. Also their theme sounds like they let a retard speak into a mic then auto tuned it.







There isn't enough story for people to care about Smackdown. I think it's sorta Daniel Bryan's fault for making it more wrestling orientated than story driven.




EXACTLY!!! You frickin' nailed it. Their theme song is horrible. Their logo is ugly as hell, since it looks like it came from Call Of Duty. They'll never be as good or as cool as DX & the nWo. Plus all the good former members of BC are working in WWE(AJ Styles, Finn Balor, etc). Which is probably why ROH/NJPW hasn't gain popularity yet.


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>Daniel Bryan's fault for making it more wrestling orientated than story driven.

Daniel Bryan as GM is just a role he doesn't have any real power. Unless you are talking about Bryan in 2013-2014 and its effects on WWE. Though the main reason for this shift, while I think they certainly are appealing to the sBookers, it is WWE's attempt in expanding to international regions, where they don't necessarily speak English. The audience may not understand the promos, so they cut them down and focus more on matches, which is a language every wrestling fan understands. I was listening to Stone Cold's podcast with John Cena and he confirmed this (I think it happened a few years ago). See 39:24 in the embed till 40:41. I think it is also why they have been hiring more foreign wrestlers, with Jinder and Nakamura that is obvious. However, this change to appeal to the international Bookeret has affected the domestic Bookeret. Fans do seem to enjoy promos more than matches, at least enough to care about certain wrestlers more than the others, which is why Enzo, even though as shit he is in the ring, he is over with the audiences because of his mic skills (i don't like his promos but the fans seem to like them).



>I think it's sorta Daniel Bryan's fault for making it more wrestling orientated than story driven.

lol you think he has any power over Smackdown. If it were wrestling orientated Jinder wouldn't be the top champ.

>Plus all the good former members of BC are working in WWE

Omega, Bad Luck Fale, and Tama Tonga are fucking great tho. Also, NJPW has actually made a bit of a dent in the WWE bubble.



Ah, that makes sense.


>Also, NJPW has actually made a bit of a dent in the WWE bubble.

I would certainly hope so. WWE needs competition. It's been sucking not having another major promotion rival WWE. TNA almost did it, but failed. They could have been the new WCW.



TNA sure did become the new WCW… albeit in a bad sense.


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Benoit'ed from here on out I tell ya


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>Chris jericho gets to fight kenny at wrestle kingdom

>I'm still stuck being the gm of the B show



How long is his contract?


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>Two Candians in Jericho vs Owens for the WWE US Championship


>Two Canadians in Jericho vs Omega for the IWGP US Championship


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>NJewPW's roster sucks so bad they have to leech WWE superstars to fill up their version of Wrestlemania



you could say it's TOO SWEET







That's his end, wonder when did he sign that contract. Maybe at least 4-5 years I'd say so latest would be 2013.


this sucks



>go out on tour

>come back ready to wrestle

>get put in ONE match and have to play the same role Tye Dillenger, a literal nobody, plays in a later three-way match

>don't even exist after that point on television

Gee, I wonder why he left.



>Ballpeen Pendejos


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>Man, Nia really looks like a sack of shit.

>Fat rolls nearly bursting out of that helpless pleather jumpsuit

>Actually manages to drop her opponent the person who places their trust in you to NOT injure them FFS on their head twice.


Usually I wouldn't bother replying to a post that's 3 1/2 weeks old, but holy shit anon, when you're right, you're right. I hope that fat piece of shit's career dies in utter obscurity.


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>T-t-t-their roster sucks!!!

>They don't deserve WWE's


Shut up vince


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>Pro Wrestling Sheet has learned Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn went against a creative directive given to them before SmackDown last night and we’re told it contributed to them being sent home.

>Multiple sources tell us Sami and Kevin were supposed to “feed” for New Day following Zayn vs. Kofi Kingston yesterday, but for some reason they didn’t follow directions and left the ring.

>The PWTorch glossary of insider wrestling terms defines “feeding” as: “The heel’s role during a babyface comeback where he runs at the babyface only to be repeatedly fended off, with the hope that the series of bumps by the heel will generate positive fan heat for the babyface.”

>Owens hit the ring as soon as the match ended and attacked Kofi as planned. However, he and Sami quickly bailed from the ring. New Day then stood waiting, same for the sound crew who didn’t play anyone’s music, and the segment ended awkwardly when the two wrestlers seemingly went off script by not taking their planned beating afterward.

>Since publishing the story on Owens/Zayn being sent home, multiple sources reached out saying the duo have been slightly difficult to work with lately and seem unhappy backstage.

>It’s worth noting that they were both close with recently fired writer Jimmy Jacobs and Neville (who hasn’t been heard from since walking out).


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>Syria Zayne and Fatty Owens are going to get fired and end up joining GFW

>because a probably shitty booker/writer and an elf that was on the other show left


Where's the fucking link?


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>facebook comments



>GFW isn't a thing anymore if im correct (it's Impact Wrestling now)

>Probably Japan will welcome them with open arms

>Without them the Smackdown will fall down back to the "boring shouldn't even care" category

>Brian will follow them

>Few months after aJ will be ass fucked by the "creative" he will jump ship too

>So they will left with Broccoli - who can't care anymore, Cena - who about can't care anyone, Jinder - the canadian trying to ruse the poo community, Ramen Rains - the new Lex Luger, and a bunch of crippled wrestler

I'm more surprised on that the WWE still think the New Day is good…




You're assuming they want to go to japan, which they probably don't and that they are actually leaving the wwe when they probably won't.

If they did leave they'd probably just do pwg and roh.



It doesn't really matter where they go, but if WWE enough stupid to let them go, it will harm Smackdown.

Mediocre wrestlers stuffs maybe sell good, but you can't make 2-3 hours long shows with them. Who the fuck want to watch reaigns bored face suffering every fucking week?



>Without them the Smackdown will fall down back to the "boring shouldn't even care" category

It already is that.

>Few months after aJ will be ass fucked by the "creative" he will jump ship too

Heard that he plans to retire early so he probably will finish his career in WWE.


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Either Omega is a total smark or it's work


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It's a work, slowpoke. Jericho is confirmed to face Omega at WK12.



>Bookering out that badly




>Jericho is confirmed to face Omega at WK12.

I know that, which is why I posted it here where the news BROKE out. If you check his twitter then there's a lot more of this, not just when talking to jericho. It seems too excessive so I know it's more of a work that is, disregarding on the chance that Kenny is actually being 100% serious and he really is a total smark. He hangs around with the bucks, who probably are this serious, you never know.


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So the second image seems to be what started this, it was tweeted out a day before their match was announced. Yeah, yeah call me a slowpoke or whatever faggot.


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These are unorthodox business practices.

Please be more wholesome in front of the children.



It's still a work, just hyping some shit up dude. Calm down there mark.



I hope AJ retires early and then has his own show where he makes fun of the gay community






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PWINsider says the Elf King may return to WWE


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WWE in peril: Episode i didn't really count: Turned out Otunga is a psychopath in real life…

so this is how far a harvard graduation takes you…



Are you talking about the protective order? she's just doing it to get custody.



Yeah, i see this from miles too! But i think in the current public mood Otunga is 100% doomed.



He was on the commentary team on SD, got moved to RAW for a while but was put off to promote The Marine 5 and Booker T was kept as his temporary replacement but Otunga never returned and now Booker has taken his place. What has he even been doing?



He just on TLC though, wasn't he?







Don't be mad please, i can't use archive Sorry…



>Otunga would have gotten custody of the kids because Hudson is clearly psychotic

>Hudson gets an order of protection just to make sure the man doesn't get custody

What a cunt.



>They could have been the new WCW.

TNA did their hardest to be Shockmaster/Dennis Rodman WCW, and they succeeded. Don't sell them short.



>the one black guy who actually wants something to do with his spawn

>gets Jewed by an ungrateful cunt

I must say, I do feel bad for the dude.



Please let this fucking shit be taken off the air. It's ran far to damn long.



>t. butthurt wcw smark



David Otunga Wins Custody Back Jennifer Hudson's Order of Protection Dropped



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