No.21947
Video got cut off on this one. It's a shame because the blowjob at the end was nice. I'll see if I still have the original to make another.
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>>21938
>>21939
>>21940
Thanks for these. That shit is hilarious,
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>>21949
Reverse order, but I love the way she plays with his foreskin.
>>21950
yr welcome
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>>21947
Got a couple more from here.
No.22441
Not posting this in the interracial thread cause I'm feeling down on interracial still being a thing that differentiates a video from being "normal porn" in general.
No.22519
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
No.22520
Advil has a candy coating. It’s delicious. And it says right on the bottle “Do not have more than two.” Well then do not put a candy coating around it.
No.22521
I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I said “Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question.”
No.22522
Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.
No.22523
I like rice. Rice is great if you want to eat 2,000 of something.
No.22524
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
No.22529
Tried to make this one so it would loop kind of well.
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No.22554
>>22529 u have a link to the plzz? =)
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>>22545
All the Cherry Crush uploads will have mitch hedberg quotes unless I forget or don't feel like it. I guarantee it.
>>22554
No.
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>>22529
the secret is to jump into sony vegas, crop it down till you got a nice mostly perfect loop like that, then cut the start off, and put it at the back with a crossfade.
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>>22602
God i want this done to me SO bad
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No.22672
Same here. A million years ago, when I had a girlfriend, I tried to get her to sit on my face to eat her out, it was really awkward. I assumed she would just instinctively start grinding my mouth but I think she was uncomfortable with the femdomminess of it. I need it done properly.
>>22668
Most of them have the sauce in the original filename on the right (vlc-record…). The first one that starts the thread is called "Level Up" and the actors are Mikaela and Xander Corvus. Everything else should be searchable if you look in the file name.
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>>22717
Craving Anal
Girls are Yhivi and Alina West
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>>22717
Yhivi is the cute one.
No.22745
>>21956
What the shit. That looks exactly like my dick.
I mean, exactly, it even has a dark spot in the same place.
What the fuck man
No.22747
>>22745
Sounds like you have a very pretty penis then.
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>>22528
I couldn't get off to this because I couldn't stop thinking about how much of a pain the cleanup would be.
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No.22890
Aaaaah! I forgot about the head burger.
No.22891
As a kid, I used to jump on beds. But as an adult, I do not sleep on trampolines.
No.22893
That would be cool if SpiderMan shot hammocks instead of nets. “Hey, you’re not a criminal, but you do need to relax.
No.22895
I’m a heroine addict… I need to have sex with women who saved someone’s life.
No.22896
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, “I hear music”… as though there’s any other way you can take it in.
No.22899
Snake eyes. It’s a gambling term. Or it’s an animal term, too.
No.22901
I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula.
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>>22901
>>22899
>>22896
>>22895
You should keep posting these top notch jokes. Oh, and the porn too.
>>22893
>>22891
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>>23021
I gotchu
I got my hair highlighted… because I thought some strands were more important than others.
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>>22601
>>22602
Someone know where to find the full video?
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>>22581
Openshot works very well, too if you're on linux.
No.23765
When I was on acid, I would see things, like beams of light. And I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.
No.23766
I would like it if four people did a cartwheel all at once… so I can make a cart.
No.23770
I like refried beans. That’s why I want to try fried beans. Because maybe they’re just as good and weren’t wasting time.
No.23778
I think Pringles’ initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truck load of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid back company, they said, “Fuck it, cut ‘em up.”
No.23845
>>23761
what scene is this??
No.23848
>>23845
Leilani Leeane (Doc Loosen Up My Throat!)
No.23928
>>22441
That's…a surprisingly good point
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>>23819
> I will never have a woman want my cock like that.
Thanks. I came here to fap, but I think I'm going to cry instead.
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>>23928
I ended up posting some videos in the interracial thread again but it was a white woman, an asian woman, and a black man, and I also got to use it to spite some bozo nazi so I killed a nest of conservative birds with one black dick or whatever metaphor might be more apt but less amusing to probably no one but me.
>>23930
Get sexy and confident live most of your life before saying never to receiving cock-lust. Retreating to hopelessness is just an escape from the responsibility of your own freedom… or somethin',,, lmao.
No.24231
I got a jump rope. That thing’s just a rope, man. You gotta make the jump thing happen.
No.24232
Get ready for hot overacting.
No.24353
>>22721
She might be here for all we know.
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>>24358
nevermind, i'm moron
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>>21935
>>21936
>>21937
I need her name please
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No.24722
I like when they say shampoo is volumizing… because my hair is fuckin’ quiet.
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>>24826
Redhead is called Linda Sweet, look up her profile on the LP site and you'd find it. Think it's teen anal gangbang 4v4.
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>>24826
Names are all in the file name.I think it's called hot teen anal gangbang or something.
No.25941
>>24231
this goddamn woman is a virtuoso
No.25945
>>25941
Haven't heard that one before.
No.26163
>>24353
sorry to burst your buble but >Tfw, feelsbadman and so on really catched on in normalfags circles I see that shit on twitch and facebook all the time
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>>26159
thats the hottest thing ive ever seen in ma life
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>>26696
William H. Macy sure lost a lot of weight
No.27896
>>25581
>that "my god" of amazement as she takes his dick without even flinching
This is so good
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>>27392
>>27900
It's Cayenne Loves Rocco
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>>21946
>>21945
Does anyone have full video?
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