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 No.29977

I spent waaay too much time by the pool as a teen and developed quite the bikini fetish

 No.29979

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 No.32466

Goddamit OP, now I want to kill myself.

This thread reminded me my #1 regret in life: having never fucked a 14/16yo. Now I'm 21, beta as fuck, kissless virgin so I guess even if I found a young girl willing to fuck I'd spaghetti hard. Fuck this>>29977

>>29977

>>29979


 No.32495

>>32466

do something about it now plz, longer you leave it worse it gets

even if you do something and it doesn't work and you make a fool of yourself, you won't be as beta as a 29 yo kissless virgin who never tried


 No.32546

>>32495

I mean, I'm trying. I'm not the angry nerd that hated women with a passion just because *insert elliott rodger quote*.

Now I'm trying to go out more often, be more talkative, less stammer-y, and more alpha and confident, but I realized that if I find myself in a situation where I could get some, my power level shows itself and I start spaghetti-ing my way out of it. It's the complete lack of experience that fucks me, I literally dont know how to go in and kiss a girl, when to do it, how to move my head, what to do with my hands, how to kiss, and lord knows I wouldnt know how to escalate from thst to sex


 No.32578

>>32546

take confidence in your lack of experience.

some women are very amused by and interested in training a man sexually. some might be cruel to you, but some suck. most aren't, and will at worst be like "what, seriously" and you'll be like "i know right, how does that happen, you mind helping me out here?"

You should only really worry about this stuff on the 2nd date anyway. the first date is an interview, meant to sort you based on compatability. if you get a 2nd date, you're basically good to go when it comes to kissing, but you should do it towards the close of the night, and not make it a full on make out. This will be easier for you, because you will straight up tell her that you've never been kissed, but want to kiss her, and ask if she'll meet you in the middle.

be prepared for light mockery, not ill intended. After all your situation is unusual, but remain sincere and acknowledge that it's unusual, but don't start overexplaining why you've never been kissed or always been a NEET or something. This is what platitudes are for. You don't want to overwhelm the poor woman with spaghetti after all.

getting some is not the goal, here, the goal is finding someone you can be compatible with. if you focus on that, the rest will come much more naturally.

My gf thought my sketti was 'adorkable', and it was a positive, not a negative, but I also went a whole date without talking about the Internet.

pretend to be a casual, as the majority of normalfags get spooked by people who know too much about the Internet. You 'know of' places like the chans or reddit but you don't 'go there'.

concealing your power level is important and demonstrates basic social utility. remember that she is doing the same, hopefully find yourself a chubby autist to nerd out with who doesn't have more than two mental illnesses and has at least one job/vocation/is in education.


 No.32579

>>32578

I only read this post.

I did not read this post about fucking jailbait until after, LOL.>>32466

Don't do it bro, Jared's gonna be taking footlongs for the next 5-12.

There are plenty of young looking legal women to try for. Go for that. Everyone ages, but if someone stays looking young well after 18, then that trend will continue and you will be happier for it. There are 30 year olds with delicious flat chests and neoteny out the ass. Just fuck them. Get /fit/, you can find a lot of them at the gym.


 No.32677

>>32578

>This will be easier for you, because you will straight up tell her that you've never been kissed, but want to kiss her, and ask if she'll meet you in the middle.

Just fucking terrible advice.

Kiss her and if she doesn't like it and backs off because you slobber all over then simply apologize.

Do not ask first.

You get a lot further by doing something then saying sorry if you go too far, than by asking permission beforehand.


 No.32781

>>32578

Well, the confidence part is true.

But the sense of your post appears to be on the same notes of "just be yourself, you'll find someone that accepts you for who you are".

But I dont want that, I want to have a choice, that is not a life for me, I dont believe in that stuff, I just want to have the most fun I can out of these relationships, if they're hollow I dont care.

I'm just trying to figure out how to go on and do that, since I lack all experience.

>>32579

Yeah I was thinking about that, go back to the gym. That would help my ego and also better my appearance, I dont look too fit these days. And since all I need is practice, the kind of girl that you can find in the gym is the best one

>>32677

What about sex? I was thinking, the first time, I should reveal my power level or not. I mean, if it goes well, it's a plus, but if it goes badly, it sounds apologetic. But that also could vary depending on how I say it


 No.32787

>>32781

The first time you have sex with anybody new can be really bad, so it wouldn't be an obvious sign you're a virgin.

Just give it a shot then if it sucks explain you haven't done it in a while, you're stressed, you're was nervous and didn't want to mess up because you really like her etc or some bullshit excuse.

If you tell her you are a wizard beforehand, she could make it a big deal and say no because of it and that will make you feel awful. Much worse than having sex and it sucks is saying something and getting no sex and feeling unfuckable because of it.


 No.32789

>>32787

So your advice is, if it goes poorly, lie to her. I guess if the relationship goes somewhere then I would tell her?


 No.32824

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I got this


 No.32825

>>32789

Relax and worry about this stuff when it happens. The hardest thing is getting into these sex situations in the first place, fucking is the easy bit.

You don't need to explain yourself, don't ask about her history and you don't want to talk about yours.


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 No.34859

Anyone have that webm of those 2 girls making out while one sits on the others lap?


 No.34865

>>34859

That's like, every other lesbian porno ever


 No.34866

>>34865 it looks like 2 younger girls and its not a porno mroe like a dare form someone maybe? on of the girls that was already sitting down had either dirty blonde or ginger hair and the girl that sits on her lap has black hair.


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>>32546

> I literally dont know how to go in and kiss a girl, when to do it, how to move my head, what to do with my hands

The basic pattern is this:

1. raise her attraction. You can do this by being witty (making her laugh) or being popular or advertising your good genes (by having a good body, or being an athlete, or even dancing is good).

Pro tip: if a girl expresses attraction toward you, don't question it, you fucking moron. Don't say, "really? why?" just act like you knew it all along and proceed to step 2.

2. get her alone. I mean technically, you can kiss her anywhere, but that's a little more advanced. You're a noob, so take her some place private. This is literally as simple as holding out your hand and letting her take it. Then just lead her somewhere. Like if you're at a party, you're chating her up, you notice that nobody is out by the pool, hold out your hand and say, "come on" and she'll follow you (if you've completed step 1).

Pro tip: don't bother with dates, especially since you're inexperienced. A traditional dinner date is just going to be like an awkward job interview. Instead, cultivate a social circle. Join as many clubs as you can, even if everyone in this is a retard. Get invited to parties. Then when you meet a girl, you can invite her to that cookout at your buddy's house, or that concert your friends are going to. That is so much better than a regular date.

3. maintain physical contact. Stay close to her. Don't sit is separate chairs or whatever. Put your arm around her. It's okay to be nervous, but know that if you don't stay close, you wont get a chance to kiss.

Note: if she's pulling away from you, or just generally resisting you, then you didn't complete step 1 (admittedly, the hardest). Don't act like it's the end of the world, just move on to another girl. There's no magical incantation that will make a particular girl like you. If your game's not working, cut your loses, and don't waste more time.

4. kiss her.

4.a. look for a pause in the conversation.

4.b. look at her.

Note: If she doesn't look back, then she's not attracted to you - and may have just let you put your arm around her to avoid saying "no". No big deal. Just abort and try again with another girl.

4.c. hold eye contact for just about 2 seconds. Look down at her lips, then back up at her eyes. That's all the delay you need.

4.d. move your head in her direction. If you've followed all the steps above, she'll do the same. And you'll be kissing.

Protip: guys who get shot down have skipped a step, or misread a step - I guarantee it. Like guys who go for a first kiss at the door at the end of a date. Lol. Skipped step 3. People who bump heads. Lol. Skipped step 4.c.

If you think this was good advice, then I'll throw this out there: I hang out on plebbit in the /r/askTRP subreddit, and I know that some dudes need detailed no-BS shit that's useful and judgement-free. So, I'm honestly trying to help.


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>>34874

shit. I attached shitty pics, then I remember that I have a vid that is on-topic.


 No.34890

>>34874

That's pretty sound advice actually, it's pretty easy to at least kiss a girl and I'm nowhere near a PUA type either. Best way to express an intent to kiss is essentially as you put it, be close to her and maintain close physical contact whenever and wherever appropriate; ie sit next to her, put your hand on her upper back or her shoulder if she's a butchy type, make sure you're both looking each other in the eyes frequently not enough to be creepy or awkward but enough to signify/reaffirm attraction, and especially see about holding her hand or arm. Especially hand though, if you can manage to hold her hand and I'm talking about real hand holding not the shit you do with your mom or grandmother then it's almost an absolute certain she's into you. Soon as you hold hands that purdy lil mouth is yours, make damn sure you kiss her at least before you part ways otherwise chances are you're gonna have to work back up to that point again if she even doesn't talk herself out of liking you


 No.35229

>>34874

>making her laugh

I really fucking suck balls at this. Having a good body is out of the question (yet), so what do with this?


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 No.35253

>>34874

Wow, look at this coolguy PUA who thinks of women as a set of algorithms


 No.35256

>>35233

>>35232

who's the girl in the shiny top/weird spartan costume with cape?


 No.35261

>>35253

Do you have a good body and some funny banter?

If yes, you can talk to women.

If no, get a good body and learn some funny banter, then talk to women.


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>>35256

don't remember her name but she was a prolific college party girl in the early 2000s. her pics are all over the net.


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>>35253

> thinks of women as a set of algorithms

It's called systemizing, and it's a perfectly valid way of thinking about the world.

SCIENCE:: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empathizing%E2%80%93systemizing_theory

it works …bitches

You don't have an alternative that's helpful to anyone. All you can do is say, "don't listen to that guy!!" which means you condemn your fellow man to stumbling through life blindly. I hope that nobody is fooled by your white knighting and shaming.


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 No.40645

>>38088

source on whores in public in vid2?


 No.40655

bump>>40645


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 No.43556

>>32579

>There are 30 year olds with delicious flat chests and neoteny out the ass. Just fuck them. Get /fit/, you can find a lot of them at the gym

Aaaaaaaand there it is: the first time in my entire 39 years of life someone has actually said something genuinely motivating to me. Holy shit. Mind fucking blown, not even joking. Thank you, you may have just changed my life.


 No.43562

>>32466

Find yourself an 18 year old


 No.44158

>>32950

>>32951

>>32952

Yes. Yes! YES!

I had a gif of this girl years before, and it was one of the sexiest things I'd ever seen in my life, but I never got around to finding more, and then I lost it, and time has passed, but here it is, in full webm glory.

Thank you. Thank you so much.


 No.44635

any lingerie?


 No.45699

>>44635

bump for lingerie


 No.45775

Bump


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 No.48928

>>32466

>>32546

Take the greenpill over on /fringe/, develop your magickal powers, evoke succubus, and in the case of human women learn to hypnotically influence them so you can do anything you want with them.


 No.48952

This is actually really hot


 No.48995

No it isn't


 No.49032

Love this thread


 No.54279

>>35253

>Wow, look at this coolguy PUA who thinks of women as a set of algorithms

Humans are a set of algorithms. You could autism-down meeting an investor for a business in a similar way.

women are just slightly easier to do this with because they're more uniform. You'll find unsual men 5x as often as unusual women.




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