No.1
>Walk out of your room to take a piss
>see this
What do you do?
No.6
No.7
Stop looking at the dude playing Silent Hillssssss in the hall?
No.15
>>11-Pee in the hall
2-leap back into my bed from said hall
3-initiate bedsheet forcefield
4-call it a night
No.27
>>1Piss on it, obviously.
No.60
Cry.
No.65
SHOOT IT
No.75
No.76
>>27"Jabba the nigger"
kek'd
No.77
>>1Put my child in the sink.
No.130
Rape it.
No.140
Ask who let her out of the basement
No.153
I'd be surprised I suddenly lived in a spacious house.
Then I'd shit myself. Everything inside my body would liquify and be outside my body. Until only my skin remained.
Then my skeleton would probably run away.
No.158
Isn't that from Silent Hill?
The graphics in that demo are absolutely mindblowing. When I saw gameplay, I first thought it was a cutscene with real game footage. Damn.
No.171
>>153>implying skeletons are real No.1035
>piss myself
>shake twice
>go back to bed
fuck washing my hands
No.1052
I go get the baseball bat in my room.
No.1273
Fight it. Anything can be broken if you hit it hard enough
No.1281
>>171>implying they're notOPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE.
No.1332
Kill myself and become friends.
No.1335
>>1Remember the golden rule as I smile wide… Pic extremely related.
No.1611
turn off my ps4
No.1629
hard mode
No.1631
flee
No.1639
>>158At first glance (without looking at the edges of the frame) it looked like a real person/place.
No.1642
No.1654
>>1thank ebola-chan and go back to bed
No.2621
Attempt to communicate with it and try to establish if it is hostile or not. If it is hostile then I would go back to my room and piss in a bottle. If it is friendly then I would engage in casual conversation, perhaps about weather or local news.
No.2622
Attempt to communicate with it and try to establish if it is hostile or not. If it is hostile then I would go back to my room and piss in a bottle. If it is friendly then I would engage in casual conversation, perhaps about weather or local news.
No.2765
>>1Activate the NANOMACHINES, SON!
No.3260
>>1Wonder why the fuck the layout of my house changed.
No.3285
One of the most spooky things that I experienced:
I woke up in the middle of the night and went to take a piss. I was still half asleep, so I didn't notice anything strange… well, I open the door, and there's my brother sitting on the toilet shitting. I literally pissed myself and started shaking uncontrollably.
No.3320
This demo scared my wife so bad she forced us to go to the comic book shop.
No.3323
Tackle it.
No.3347
>>3260Honestly, that would scare the fuck out of me. All of a sudden I'm in another location when I was just at home, chilling in my bed.
No.3797
>>153You've got a skeleton? Spooky
No.3799
KOJIIIMMMAAAAA
No.3811
whip my dick out and start fapping
quit shitposting faggot
No.3836
Kill it and live in its skin.
No.3912
>>1>walk back to room, having taken a piss No.4503
Hi Dad.
No.4617
>>1toasting in first bread
No.5964
I wonder what the fuck happened to the staircase immediately outside my room door
No.5973
>>1thank it for the wooden floors I guess
No.6009
>>1Shoot it. I live in Texas. If it's a person, it's dead, and if it's not, I have bigger problems on my hands.
No.6212
my house is always locked when i am in it and out of it so that stuff cant just walk inside
i do not have anything of much value inside my house and on me
because of that i whould asume that the person was armed and inteligent with some other purpose than stealing my shit.
i whould take the closest thing that is capable of harming at her with as much force as posible for my own safety
No.6225
Wonder when I got a PS4.
No.6244
Drop trou, take shit
No.6479
>>6009>>6212Its a ghost, youre both fucked
No.6517
I WILL NOT ENTER THE DARK BATHROOM WITH THE FETUS ON THE RIGHT.
No.6533
>>1> mom are you drunk again. Go to bed. No.6534
Go to bathroom and piss because that whatever it is, isn't between me and the w.c.
No.6540
Guess I'm having sex tonight.
No.6565
>>1Backward step into the bedroom, close the door. Hope it will go away soon.
No.6572
No.6573
↓,→+P
No.8442
No.8759
>>1>The Invisible Man's Inside!SHOOT THE NIGGER!
No.9668
take photo
post on /x/
No.11311
Activate piss boner.
>rape time
No.13300
No.13344
>>1
turn off my console, forgot I was playing P.T
No.13351
>>1
1- try to see if it's a wounded person
2- if yes, try to find that person a bed and help
3-if not, run away or fight
No.13357
Feel sad that this game was canceled.
No.13536
go take a piss, since i dont have to go close to it to reach the bathroom
No.15970
wow the first thread ever
No.15986
>>1
Fight for sexual dominance
No.15987
Give it a hug, avert contact with neck, to shoulder, from it's teeth.
No.15992
This is the official necro thread dedicated to necromancy.
No.15994
>>1
>Get back into my room, grab my dagger/knife, possibly a flashlight and my baseball bat
>Try to turn on any lights, if they work properly, I'm not dreaming, if they don't, either I am dreaming or there's some kind of black out or something, or that thing has powers relating to it
>Analyze target, if it's living, it's gonna die, unless it's a family member, my girlfriend (then I would just bite and go back to bed, since she's clearly roleplaying my fetish), etc
>If it's dead, see if I recognize it try to estabilish communication, if this fails, prepare to fight
>see if it's male or female, if male, attack ruthlessly, if it's something in between, attack anyway, if it's a relatively attractive or otherwise fuckable female, that's my fetish, prepare for combat in order to estabilish dominance, unless it appears to be some kind of zombie or mindless being
To kill:
-Try to cut of the head or otherwise crush it, and if this doesn't work, keep attacking until there's nothing left
To dominate:
-Make as many superficial, harmless but painfull wounds through cutting, biting and what not
-Get as close as possibly, fucking bear hug that bitch if possible
-Bite a lot, also lick wounds and drink any and all blood that comes out of any of us (it's hard to explain, i've had a hard on for blood since before I knew what sex was)
-Estabilish dominance
If however it seems to be some kind of untouchable creature, like a ghost, see if isn't some kind of hologram or prank, after being completely sure that it is indeed a supernatural being, celebrate, for there trully appears to be life after death, then, proceed with whatever it was you were going to do anyway
No.16122
>>1
Apologize profusely for sleepwalking into her house.
That sure as hell ain't my shitty apartment.
No.16123
>>153
Am I honestly being trolled right now? nobody can be this stupid.
your skeleton can't leave your body you dipshit. it's just bones. it's part of you and requires muscles to move.
No.16135
No.16140
>>16123
That's what they want you to think.
No.16144
>>1
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
No.17447
The first thread was PT related. Nice.
No.17451
>>16144
Turn 9,740 degrees and throw up
No.17452
No.17457
>>15970
>first thread ever is shitposting
and it only went downhill from here
No.17483
ur mummy licked my anus and gave me aids xDDDDDd
No.17592
>>17483
For some reason I am very intrigued by that picture. What the fuck is going on?
No.17593
Scream like a little bitch and run.
No.17610
keep shooting until in changes shape or catches fire.
then again that is my solution for most things. has lead to some problems at the grocery store, but all in all worth it.
No.17644
>>17483
>cropping out the cocks
No.17668
>>17592
>>17644
Here's the full image. ^_^
No.17670
No.17671
>>17670
who is who quoting?
wait…
was that a bit of cleverness?
No.17840
>>1
>you turn back, your waifu is behind you.
>fight for her smile.
No.17841
No.18624
>>1
Whip my dick out, and start sprinting at him while whizzing.
No.18643
>this thread was made before Silent Hills was cancelled, and it's still up
No.18648
>>1
Don't have to piss anymore
No.18758
If I'm on my way to the bathroom from my bedroom, then I'm still closer to my loaded AKM than she is to me. From there, I can also fall back on a 12 gauge and, if all else fails, an M44 nugget. So the solution is fairly obvious.
Plus, judging by her nocalves, she probably doesn't run and has shit speed and cardio. Outmaneuvering her should be no problem. Also, her posture is horrible, which indicates a weak back and, by extension, poor overall fitness and a total lack of discipline. If she somehow surprises me and closes the distance, I've still got 190 lbs worth of skwats & oatz prepared to stomp her shit in.
Plus I'm on nofap, so on top of all that, my "fuck shit up" system is operating at 147%.
I've got this in the bag.
No.18765
>>18758
Pilderive that bitch through the floor and pour some protein powder over her corpse so she gets some gains at last.
No.18946
>>1
Honestly I would charge at it in a fit of rage.
No.18956
/k/ here, the only answer is to affix bayonets
No.19000
>>18956
>not having your bayonet in a continual state of affixedness
No.19003
No.19539
No.19547
Tell him to not look at my peepee
No.19555
>>18956
^this
I knew this old ass mauser and rusty bayonet would come in handy someday
No.21308
offer to smoke it up with my new bong, but pack it with a crushed smudging stick instead.
No.21309
This thread just don't die.
No.21329
>grab kalishnikov™ that uncle from mexico gabe when I was little fag
>magdump
>repeat untill I ran out of ammo
>grab bayonet or machete
>pray to virgen maria and banzai charge it
Such is life in borderville mexico
No.21335
Sage a shit thread because this is from some shitty game demo that got canceled
No.21372
>leaving your room to go to the toilet
>not using piss jugs
fucking casuals when will they learn
No.21375
This thread's probably going to outlive 8chan, at this rate.
No.21747
>>60
This. Cry because no Silent Hills.
No.21751
>>1
fake as cuck
> Lantern directly in front of it
> No shadow cast except from hall light
No.22119
No.22156
wonder why I thought taking dph was a good idea