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 No.15747

Okay, so this seemed like it'd be a fairly obvious thing to go here on /x/ but I went back a few pages and didn't really find anything on UFOs. I have a story if anyone's interested, or if anyone has a link to a preexisting thread so I can post it there that'd be good too.

Have a random ass pic semi related. MFW this story takes place.

 No.15811

File: 1437497512994.webm (3.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ayy le mayo.webm)

inb4 ayy lmao


 No.15815

>>15811

No ayy lmao to be found in this story, I can promise that.

Also, I guess if there just straight up isn't a UFO stories thread, UFO stories thread.


 No.15838

GET YER TINFOILS ON FAGGOTS, THIS HERE'S A YOO-AYFF-OOH BREAD!

Once when I was a kid I was chilling outside after dark and this huge fucking ball of light appears, moves in a straight line for maybe a second or two then vanishes. Shit looked like a small moon, but came and went like someone flipping a light switch.

I pissed my pants.

OP tell a better story!


 No.15973

>>15838

You fuckin' got it mate.

So here we go:

>Be me. About a month ago.

>2 AM, at a friends house

>Let's call him Dick, because he is one. Also he's part of the story I guess.

>2 AM, gettin' real tired. Decide to head home.

>Get in car, drive away.

>Moon is really fuckin' big that night. Notice a couple of bright stars.

> Think to myself, "Hmm, that's a bright fucking couple of stars there."

> Then it happens. One of the stars starts to move.

> Immediately pull the car over, turn it off and get out of the car.

> Look up into the night sky and watch this star looking thing lazily drift across the sky. Like a god damned marshmellow on a lazy coacoa river, that's how chill it was acting.

> Anyways.

> Gets to a point in the sky where I'm almost looking directly at it, then it changes.

>Goes from looking like a star to three different colored lights in a triangular shape.

>Stand there with my jaw open. No seriously, literally open. First time in my life I've ever been in awe of something.

>Think to myself "Holy shit, this is what you've been waiting for all your life."

>Wonder briefly if I'm gonna get probed.

> Then the second star starts to move. It goes across the sky in exactly the same direction as the first, started to move as soon as it stopped looking like a star.

>Gets to about the same point in the sky as the first one, then it turns into three colored lights in a triangular shape, just like before.

>Then a third one appears right next to the moon.

>Doesn't fade into existence, doesn't rise up over the trees.

>Just POP, and it was there. Looking like a star.


 No.15974

>>15973

Continued.

>First UFO (Thinking of them as UFOs at this point, more detail on why in a little bit) is still just lazily drifting across the sky, second one not far behind it.

>Third UFO moving along the same path as the first two.

>Gets to that point in the sky and BAM! three colored lights.

>Like fuckin' clockwork, I'm telling ya.

>Think to myself "Holy shit, what if I'm crazy? I need to try and prove I'm not crazy."

>Decide in that moment I need to go get Dick so that I can show him this crazy shit.

>Get back in my car. try to start it.

>Fucking car won't start. Won't even rev up.

>Scared shitless for a second or two.

>Consider the aliens in the UFOs know I'm watching and have somehow cut the power to my car.

>Can't cut the power to my legs though. Get out of the car and proceed to run back to my friends house.

>Short distance, maybe half a mile at the most. Keep a constant look out on the sky.

>In between my car and Dick's house, I see two more fly lazily over head.

>Get in my friends' house

>See him standing there, looking all confused

>"Come with me if you want to live."

>No JK, tell him "Come with me. Now. I need your help."

>Neglect to mention why, just in case I am bat shit crazy.

>We get in his car and start to drive off. I direct him to where my car is currently parked along the side of the road and we stop there.

>Both of us get out of the car, I point up to the sky. Still some UFO's lazily drifting about and one right next to the moon.

>"You see that right?" I ask Dick.

>Dick says yeah, immedeately asks if I dragged him out here at 2 AM for some UFO shit.

>Lie and tell him no, my car's not starting. UFOs are a coincidence.

>Neglect to tell him I brought him out there for the sake of my sanity/legitimacy of this story.

>Anyways.

>Two of us watch some UFOs for a little bit, kind of freaking out.

>Dick's a bit more level headed than I am, stopped gawking to have a look at my car and find out why it's not starting.

>Turns out it wasn't the aliens, I'd just pulled over so quickly to look at these UFOs that I'd left my car in drive and not park. Silly me.

>Dick goes back to his car. Tries to start it.

>"Dude my car won't start."

>Wonder briefly if he'd done the same thing I did, only to find out seconds later that the key had actually broke in his ignition.

>We both agreed it wasn't aliens fucking with out cars, but it was still one hell of a coincidence that both our cars wouldn't start.

>Watch these not stars fly across the sky for a while. Must have been about 20 in total.

>Dick and I both agreed they weren't commercial planes, because no way was that many planes flying the same direction at the same time at the same speed.

>Both agree that it likely isn't military, as there isn't a base around our area for several miles and we wouldn't be able to see them.

>Did I mention they were quiet as fuck? No sound what so ever.

>You know how you can hear a plane way up in the sky even if you don't see if? Not these fuckers. Completely silent across the night sky.

>Oh yeah, the moon disappeared as well.

>Can't explain it, but as we were watching the moon just rapidly disappeared, like a curtain was being pulled across it.

>These fucking UFOs were showing up just fine though.


 No.15975

>>15974

Last part.

>After maybe 10 minutes of watching, Dick decides he's going to go home.

>I decide the same for fear of getting a probe shoved up my bum.

>We go our separate ways (Thankfully Dick was able to find out that he could shove what was left of his key into the ignition and could still get the car started)

>As I was leaving, I saw one more light in the sky.

>This one was different though.

>Where all the others had looked like just your standard, white star. This one was red.

>And it appeared in the trees as well, like at tree level.

>Otherwise followed the same pattern as the others, starting moving once the one in front of it reached that special point etc.

>Decided not to stay after this red star appeared though and sped down my friends' road as fast as I dared.

>No signs of any UFOs since. No aliens probing my butt either as far as I can remember.

So yeah, that's my UFO story. Not too terribly exciting I guess, but fucking hell if it wasn't intense to see these things flying across the sky in a uniform fashion. I think one of the colored lights might have detached from one of them at one point and flown off faster than the others, but I could just be remembering wrong.

So that's my UFO story. You faggots got any others?


 No.15976

>>15973

>>15974

>>15975

Based anon dumps an entire story and you faggots got nothing?

I guess I'll go

>Walking in my woods with my dog.

>Big intimidating pitbull, never, ever seen him afraid

>Just after the last peep of dusk, so it's freshly pitch black

>Trotting along, peacefully

>whensuddenly.jpg

>Dog halts. Dead in it's tracks.

>Confused, I look back to see that it's eyes are wider than I've ever seen

>I try to match where doge was looking, to no avail. I see nothing

>Dog all of a sudden, tail between it's legs, begins to cry and try to pull me back

>Become intrigued but slightly terrified

>Walk slowly forward to see a clearing I had never noticed

>All the trees in the perimeter had been…de-barked? They were well and alive and every shred of bark had been peeled like a banana

>look to the sky, to see what looks like a star, except it's somewhere around 20x bigger

>Look down to grab my phone for pics

>Look back up, and it's gone.

>I had just realized that the animals of the forest were completely silent the entire time that this was happening, and as soon as it was gone, they started back up


 No.15978

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>>15976

Oh shit anon, that's way spookier than my story was! I just got the feeling (after the fact when I was home safe in my bed of course) that the UFOs I saw were like, doing a practice run or maybe it was like let your kids drive for a day or some shit. Didn't seem very threatening or overly alien, just dead quiet and lazy for lack of a better word, almost like it was a tour or something.

That shit with the tree bark and all that just sounds fucking horrendously traumatizing, holy shit anon.


 No.15988

>>15978

Yeah, the whole experience was pretty spoopy. But intriguing. In fact, it was that experience that made me come to >>>/x/

There have been no abnormal occurences since that happened (it happened about 4 months ago), But my dog refuses to go in that part of the woods. I'm still really curious as to what happened with the trees, how they were so perfectly and symmetrically de-barked. There were no burn marks, it was a clear night so lightning is off the table, and the peices of bark were too wide and perfect to have had one done by a human in that short of a time, letalone all the trees in the perimeter.

But even after that, it isn't the spoopiest thing I've encountered :^)

But that's a story for another day.


 No.15996

>>15988

take photos of the trees


 No.16004

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>>15996

I agree with this anon. Take some photos of the trees and show us if you could manage it. I'd do the same except nothing spectacular was happening at eye level in my story… so yeah…

Anyways pictures plox.

Also wtf is the scariest thing you've encountered? Was it UFO related or something else that belongs here on /x/? My curiosity burns anon, I gotta know.


 No.16006

>>16004

>Also wtf is the scariest thing you've encountered?

>Was it UFO related well I guess

>early 2006

>finally got my license at 21

>decide to go for a joyride late at night

>cruising on the highway

>and I mean cruising I was a good 2 hours away from my house

>decide to go home after I realized how much time had passed

>stop to take a piss

>walk away from the road a bit for privacy

>for whatever reason I look up

>there is what looks like to be a triangle made of several small moving lights in the sky

>leave with my dong hanging out and some piss on my left leg


 No.16010

>>15996

>>16004

Although I am not home, when I get home I'll take a good photo of one of the affected trees (mind you, this happened about 4 months ago so it's not going to be as fucked up as it was)


 No.16015

>>16010

Awesome, thanks. Even with 4 months having passed, my understanding of tree bark is once it's been properly stripped it doesn't grow back, so the evidence will be evident enough from your pics even if the "wounds" are months old…

'course, my understanding of how trees heal could be wrong too, but I like to be optimistic.


 No.16020

i've seen these several times anyone else in southen ontario seen em ?

>be me three months ago in Barrie

>walking dog

>see three bright stars flying through the sky

>very fast

>flying in a triangle pattern


 No.16031

>>16015

>>16010

I tore bark of a tree several years ago and it sill hasn't grown back


 No.16060

>>16006

I also got my license at 21!

…are you me?


 No.16955

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Man how the fuck no one on /x/ got any UFO stories? That's just sad as shit.

Bumpity bump bump mother fuckers, where all the ayy lmao at?


 No.16968

>>16955

just go summon one

my friend said u can summon them late at night


 No.16977

>>16968

You sure that's not demons or something similar? I don't think you can summon UFOs, or if you can I've never heard of it.

And I've definitely never heard of summoning a UFO story. What would you even do for that? Get some lime green candles, put them in a circular triangle and chant some shit about ancient astronauts until a folded piece of paper appears out of the flames with a greentext about this time a guy saw something flying in the sky?

Sounds like some weaksauce to me.


 No.16985

heard u can


 No.16995

>>16977

>>16977

Isn't there a video of a guy calling a UFO on the news? Like, he whistles and it appears in the sky?


 No.16996

>>16977

>>16977

Isn't there a video of a guy calling a UFO on the news? Like, he whistles and it appears in the sky?


 No.16998

When I was a kid I took a plane to Arizona. An hour or two out from Phoenix I saw what looked like black ovals, oriented vertically, close by the plane, almost like they we're trailing us. I've always written it off as smudges on the window that my imagination blew out of proportion, but now that I think about it they were gone after I looked away from the window to ask my dad for a camera.


 No.17030

>>16996

I haven't heard of this news story, but if there is then the story might have been uploaded to youtube. Do you or anyone got any links to that video?

>>16998

How old were you when this happened? I'm curious because it's funny how as you get older, you try to rationalize stuff you saw as a kid like this.


 No.17031

General update on my UFO story. I've told it to a few people and apparently this isn't a rare occurrence in my neck of the woods. Far from it, it's apparently pretty common. A few of my friends and relatives all claim to have seen something similar around the same area. I haven't heard their stories for the most part so I can't really compare it back to back to my own.

One of my friends things that they're just stealth bombers, mapping the area… but that literally makes no fucking sense. First of all, what's a stealth bomber going to accomplish that a normal plane couldn't? Second, why would a stealth bomber be mapping the area for Google? That's literally the reason he gave. Third, why the fuck would you need so many stealth bombers all going in the same direction to map the exact same god damned area? And fourth and finally, where the fuck is the military base that would hold said stealth bombers?

All in all, a very weak excuse. Still holding on to the idea that it was actual UFOs and not military crafts.


 No.18632

Never seen a UFO


 No.18645

>>16977

Refer to the Sirius Project by Dr Steven Greer.

He has massive amounts of proof regarding the summoning of UFOs


 No.18697

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according to legend Tiki was the first man

they were here first

they were here first

they were here first

deal with it


 No.18709

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Shared a few experiences in this thread >>>16160 but I'll re-post this one because OP's story seems similar


 No.18710


 No.18713

So I wake up in the middle of the night, and feeling extra open.. and suddenly I'm on the roof and there are hundreds off various saucers flying around. I lift my arm up and they all come towards me. Once they reached me I am back in my room paralyzed on my bed. I feel like there is fire running up and down my body. I also hear tones all around me. Goes from a low octave and cycles up to a high octave. I was deep into astral projection, and I figured they gotta be visible in the astral, so I jumped out of my body, but nothing was there. Some mysterious shit for sure.

Honestly though my favorite wtf moment was stone sobre hallucinating a goddam velociraptor right in front of me, complete with an invisible orchestra playing suspenseful music.


 No.18737

>One dark fall night

>Trying to sleep but can't help but feel restless

>Tossing and turning in bed nonstop

>See a bright light flash outside

>Think nothing of it and turn onto my back

>All of a sudden I see the light again

>It's bright as hell

>From the corner of my eyes I see two figures standing in my doorway

>They start moving closer

>I try to stand up but cannot

>Two aliens

>ohshit.jpg

>Stuck in bed I just watch as they move closer and closer

>My heart is racing harder than ever

>Now they are both next to my bed

>One leans down and whispers something into my ear

> it said ayy lmao

My life has never been the same since.


 No.18744

Aliens certainly exist. A Canadian official meeting confirmed that at least 4 different species have been visiting earth since probably recorded history and are in contact with world leaders to this date.

The video is on YouTube if you wanna search. I don't know if it's been taken down yet or not.


 No.18751

there was a strange star, well is a strange star out to the east, now its southeast of the midwest USA

i was out for a smoke not 10 min ago and i watched as it grew brighter and brighter, about 5 times the normal intensity of the next brightest star. it didn't move, and slowly faded back down to about twice the brightness of the other stars. it seemed to have a weird glow to it.

this was say 5:30 am when i first saw it.

it's still out there.

i'm a tad concerned.


 No.18866

>>18744

Although I believe that other forms of life exist, i'm doubting that world leaders are in communcation with these differing species.. it just seems unlikely.>>18744


 No.20432

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I was looking out the window at my old apartment. The usual view was: another flat in front, and a really tall tree growing behind it. This time though, I noticed something weird was flying from the upper left corner of my vision. It flew in a straight diagonal line until it disappeared behind the tree. It was about 7-8 times faster than the usual plane (so I only saw it for a few seconds), and it was white in the middle, then yellow, orange, and red at the sides - reminded me of a fireball.

I got really excited and told my mother about it. She came to the window and started looking too (by that point the thing was gone of course). As the initial excitement wore off, I was ready to dismiss it as some natural object - maybe a comet, or a meteorite, or whatever, but doubts didn't leave me. And then, something really weird happened…

With my mother still standing there, I saw that thing "going back" the same way that it came from. It flew from behind the tree, to the top left corner of my vision, again in a straight diagonal line. So now I was sure it could not have been a natural object - they cannot defy gravity after all. But there was something even weirder about it. Its colors have completely changed. Instead of being red at the sides, it was now brown. It looked as if someone turned the lights off. The shape and size remained the same. Now I knew I was not dreaming, because my mother saw it too.

Again, we've seen it only for a few seconds, so we couldn't capture it on camera. Though I'd really like that photo, this will just have to remain in our memories. Because, apparently, no one else living in our flat saw it that day. Later I tried to search on the internet if someone saw a weird object near where we live, but no dice.

My sister back then was living in another country, and we waited until night so she comes back from work. Then we told her on skype about it, and she tried to find explanations like the usual - meteorites, some balloons or whatever, but none of them clearly fit, since I, being the skeptic that I am, already analyzed them all.

We talked for about two hours, and I ended up just concluding it was either an alien spaceship, or a human one. This happened about five or six years ago. I don't live at that place anymore, but in the same town. Nothing similar has happened since. I've kept quiet about this for all these years, but I had to let it out, since it's been "bothering" me for all this time, for a lack of a better word. I assure you the story is completely real. If something is hard to understand, I could draw I guess.


 No.20443

The only experience I ever had is real short.

>Walking home one night with my friend Cuckboy.

>Cucks house isn't that far away, you can see either from the others.

>However, what's between is nothing but a flat expanse of dead grass, very open and exposed.

>As we're walking get weird vibes.

>Stop and look up.

>Bright ass circle of lights, like several white orbs arranged in a circle.

>"Cuck, what the hell is that?"

>We're both staring at this thing now, it

s bright as shit and not moving.

>The weird thing is, it's obviously not stars, they wouldn't be in a perfect circle, and if it's a human craft, I've certainly never seen anything like it.

>Ohwellfuckit.png

>Continue walking home.

>Motherfucker isn't getting farther away.

>It still looks like it's directly above us, my immediate guess is following us.

>I'm 13 at the time, and not having fun anymore.

>"Cuck, let's go."

>Fucking leg it home, thing keeping up until we're at my door.

>Get inside, look out, nothing.

, the sky seems darker too, but likely just my imagination.

>Way2spookym8


 No.20445

My greentext skills are off the chart tonight.


 No.22096

I have two short stories about UFOs

>Long ago, summer camp in a mountain range

>Last day

>The camp monitors decide to pass the night in an old fish farm

>Surrounded by trees. No visible buildings, only the empty outdoor concrete pools remain

>They're clean, and you only have to descend a little stair to enter them

>We form groups

>We put the sleeping bags and our backpacks on the ground

>Night finally arrives

>The usual chat before sleeping

>A person of a group near mine points to the sky and says "What is that?"

>We look up

>What I can only describe as an 8 is passing through the sky, everything is silent

>I say that it looked like the number 8 because it had orange lights that were moving in that shape

>Reminded me to the typical loading icon that moves in circles

>It went from north to south in about 20/25 seconds

Second story

>Years ago, summer

>Almost midnight, in the street with some friends

>One of them is looking up

>There is not much light so you can clearly see the sky

>"Hey anon, what is that?"

>Me and two more friends look up

>"What is what?"

>"Those two blue stars, they're moving"

>Two blue lights moving at a slow pace across the sky

>While we watch them they keep the same distance, one of them following the other

>The distance between the lights (looking from the ground) could have been about 12/14 inches

>"If that's a UFO, it must be fucking big"

>They pass in complete silence and we lose them after 15 seconds

And these are my two cents. Not very impressive, but luckily I wasn't the only one that saw them.


 No.22326


 No.22333

Anyone remembers a video or series of videos about people summoning UFOs?




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