/x/ - Paranormal

>Be me

>Strolling through the woods

>about 0200 or so

>Here unearthy howl

>This fucker was loud

>I Mean LOUD

>Shitnigger.jpg

>I nearly jump out of my skin

>My nostrils become flooded with the most utterly gutwrenching smell possible

>I puke on the spot

>after I'm done, I instinctually mutter the word "fuck"

>As i'm legging it out of there, I hear…my voice?

>m fucking fw

>I hear something yelling "fuck" in my voice

>now in full fledged olympian mode, sprinting as fast as my legs will take me

>oshit.png

>I blank out, and next thing I remember is waking up sore, on my living room floor

best one i got for ya anon

>>16175

>sore

>on my living room floor

BARS

>>16179

>>16175

DJ Spooked Nigger

>>16175

So you got raped by a Predator, big fucking woop

>>16183

>Not Spooked Spook

>>16175

sounds like you were tripping. sometimes dehydration or lack of sleep will cause you to experience hallucinations

One time I was on /x/ and someone posted a static gif and it was spooky

>>16160

>>16175

>Be me

>>>/cuckchan/

>>16175

your're le goatsemen founded

>be 23

>gf over to fuck

>nobody else at home

>suddenly spaces out

>eyes wide open

>smiling all creepy

>totally relapsed mentally, like she didn't know where she was

>all this right after fucking her brains out (no pun intended)

>sits up, walks out of the room down the stairs

>she must be joking… right?

>follow her to livingroom

>start getting anxious

>tell her to snap out of it

>keep telling

>she looks at me, the same alien dumb gaze

>then she curls up kneeling (like a samurai before his master or something

>rises up, eyes filling up with tears

>starts crying, saying she's sorry and I shouldn't have seen that

>turns out she has a split personality

>therethere.gif

>briefly after I get this alien feeling mid-sex

>like a void of emotions and sexual attraction

>literally feel disgusted to make out with her

>somehow feel irritated and murderous

>tell her honestly

>we pause for a bit

Man, love is weird…

>>16213

poor thing. you take care of her okay?

>>16235

Nah, broke up with her after half a year. Now she has a hubby and a babby.

>>16275

After the incident, I mean. Other reasons. Still on okay terms.

>be me

>14

>In room my desk is near stairs oh well

>keep seeing something coming up my stairs

>cheekylittlefuck.jpg

>looks like a shadow

>it comes up 10ft from me

>put a cross at the top of the stairs

>see it only look at me from around the corner

>>16175

Get outta here you fucking skinwalker

>>16304

Maybe you are skinwalker

Did you think that

>>16330

Maybe everyone but you are the skinwalker

Did you think that

>>16332

Fuck it! WE ARE ALL THE SKINWALKER!

..Welp, fellas–guess what? "It happened again."

>Walking around, thinkin' bout stuff

>Hear my brother's voice say my name

>Ask brother what the fuck is going on

>He says that he didn't say anything

>wellfuck.jpg

..How screwed am I, /x/?

my favorite true story has to be "The Preacher"

>at gf's house

>we're cuddling on the couch, watching tv

> at the foot of the couch and to the right of tv (if you were looking at the screen) is the hallway that goes to her (on the left), her mother's (on the right), and a bathroom (end of the hall)

>I see a black figure with fuzzy outlines lean out from her mom's room

>I would have thought it was nothing had I not been able to see IT'S FUCKING FINGERS WRAP AROUND THE DOORFRAME

>all it does is peer out at us for a second, then duck back. It didn't scare me or anything, it was kinda comforting. Like a dad checking up on his kid in another room

>her mom wasnt there. I had said bye to her as she left to go to the store, and the entrance to the house was behind me

>later found out the house used to belong to the preacher who owned the church at the end of the road (one house down, then across the street. maybe 20 yards)

>He died of a heart attack in the house

I have more, that's just the best one

>Be me a few years ago

>About 16.

>Has friend staying over, bro night, all that jazz

>House has faulty wiring to the back room light

>Had a candle near the toilet for le me and le bro.

>Bro goes to the toilet, comes back freaked.

>"Dude the t.v in your backroom just turned on suddenly and the candle went freaking nuts"

>Eyeroll.jpeg. placate bro and continue with movies.

>Go to the toilet myself a bit later.

>Coming out i go to turn the t.v off.

>Goes crazy with static and white noise.

>It's on an rca setting with nothing connected.

>Candle next to me grows to three times it's height, going wacky-waving-inflatable-arm flailing-tube-man nuts.

>All windows closed.

>Gtfo back to room, not leave the rest of the night.

>Never happened again.

Creepiest event I've ever experienced. But this was also when i was a weak lil shit. I've also seen shodow figures out of the corner of my eyes throughout my life. And my mothers room used to get randomly trashed with no thefts or signs of break-ins.

>be 9 at home

>open door to guest bedroom while playing

>see an old man in a tuxedo standing right by the doorway

>run the fuck away into the kitchen for my mom

>she laughs and checks it out, nothing

Nothing else happened after that, but in that house I always felt like something was around the corner waiting to grab me

>>16175

Nigga, a wolf howled behind you, you shat your pants and ran away from your echo.

>be 30

>autumn

>go hiking innawoods w/ Forester and Roman (aliases, but Forester is an actual forester)

>scarcely populated area beyond suburbs

>try to make 60 kilometer trek (~37 miles)

>start late

>settle down for some beer and stories around noon (sister seeing shadows and monsters, having rich dreams)

>encounter some sort of country race

>get to a village halfway by early dusk

>take a rest, have more beer

>some new age cult on nearby field babbling about visualizing 1 meter diameter water orb above trees

suppressedlaughter.jpg

>k its getting dark lets gtfb home

>nightfall

>race still on

>people jogging innawoods w/ headlights

>get lost after going off the race track

>trace back and continue

>peaceful misty steep hillside forest under full moon's light

>slippery roots everywhere

>sit out and drink a beer on hilltop rock

dattownscape.jpg

>0/10 spoop factor

>almost out of woods

>wide path

>hear rustling behind me, as if someone's following us

>tfw I'm in the rear

NOPE.avi

>mumble "I hear something behind us"

>stay calm, slowly advance up to front

>exit woods, in hillside suburbs

>Roman asks "You really heard something?"

>"Yeah like some kind of bigger animal was rustling behind me to the left"

>"I saw something like a crouched human shadow crawling to my left behind the trees"

>after he heard me mention the rustling he pulled his knife

>tfw I only heard, but he only saw whatever it was

We wanna check out and stay the night there next time. Any advice?

>>16160

Your mom is an angel?

>>16269

Why do two of those people have shit on their heads? Did the tall man shit on them?

I've had several strange dreams that all have the same voice that freaks me the fuck out.

>be dreaming

>going to a mall

>carphone rings, eventhough it's the year 200X and I never owned one

>answer

>some woman saying something I can't remember

>wake up spooped

Another

>be dreaming

>in front of weird gemotric patern

>ask something about having dreams in higher dimensions

>thing responds "I should be asking you the same thing"

>wake up spooped

>>16435

Psychosis/10

I've had multiple UFO sightings throughout my life

1996

>be 12 years old

>comet passing by earth, Hale-Bopp or something, can't remember

>me and my family go outside to look at it

>see some satellites passing by too

>suddenly notice what looked like a boomerang made of light spinning through the air in a zig zag motion miles above

>point it out to my family, they don't know what it is but say it's probably just a satellite

Halloween 2002

>go along with my friend as she takes her 2 month old baby trick or treating

>just left he house and made it to the end of the street

>both of us see a bright white orb shooting across the sky in a horizontal path, too fast for a plane, too slow for a meteor

>>17553

September 2004

>working as a security guard

>sitting in my booth, bored as fuck reading a newspaper

>around 9pm look out at the stars, notice one that looks really bright

>something weird about it, but i don't know what

>continue reading paper, but every few minutes i keep looking up at it, like it's drawing my attention

>why is it bothering me so much?

>10 minutes later i look up at it again

>it's moving

>in my direction

>what the fuck

>sit and watch for a few minutes as it got closer

>get up and go outside as it was about to pass overhead

>a single white orb

>i watch as it passes overhead without a sound and disappears over the hills to the south west

>keep thinking "that was really weird, would be cool if it was a UFO"

>watch the sky all night while i patrol the grounds but don't see anything else

>6am, back in my booth reading newspaper again, my shift is almost over

>get sudden urge to look up again

>another white light, far out over the ocean towards the eastern horizon

>it ascends slowly upwards then disappears right before my eyes

>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>17555

I also have another friend who said that he and one of his friend's saw a triangular shaped object with red lights zipping around the sky in front of them while they were driving snowmobiles one night back in March of this year. He said they stopped to look at it and it stopped and hovered over the trail they were on about half a mile ahead of them for a few minutes before it shot upwards and disappeared

>>17555

>doesn't believe in UFOs

>cannot identify the flying object

>>17567

benadryl just puts you to sleep, the dreams on the other hand, those can get interesting

>>17574

700+ mg is supposed to have you floating around seeing shadow people and demons and shit, the delerious waking dream shit is fun and all, but all i see ever see are animals and familiar people who aren't actually there.

I want to meet the hatman dammit

>>17559

My sides.

>>17576

700 sounds more like liver damage, but maybe I'll try it one day and post results

>have a good story

>with video to go with it

>can't post it because the computer with the hard drive on it

is dead

>>17576

I saw Hat Man, back in the '70s.

>>17826

A spoop killed your computer anon

Either that or black suits sabotaged it to keep you from posting

>>16175

Fuck anon, where do you live? This anon >>16212 is right, it was the Goatman, a being that shapeshifts and copycats perfectly anything it touches or comes close by… his most distict feature its his putrefact smells that can make people puke, look it up.

>>17576

It works better with drammamine. Don't ask me why. Its supposed to be the same thing.

>be 13 years old.

>see something weird in the shrubery at quite a long distance

>I feel scared, the shapes moving and dancing between the bushes were clearly of non humanoid shape

>Actually not an english speaker, but I didn't know any words in my language for paranormal stuff, so I went with the only one I knew

>"MOM, ITS AN UFO, ITS AN UFO"

>everyone looks upwards, trying to find the alien in the sky.

>I grow extremely nervous, the thing continued moving and doing weird things, I wanted to believe I was just seeing things, but the things were clearly something alive. To this day I'm convinced I was seeing some kind of cryptid.

>Mom and dad drag me out and everyone just goes their way thinking I'm just being a little kid.

>>16179

Being lyrical doesn't mean you have bars, you idiot, it means you can rhyme.

Bars is more of a wordplay thing, not being Dr. Seuss.

>>17826

Of what, you ass?