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 No.16597

Before I begin let me warn you that at some point this post might be considered shitposting but I'm speaking completely sincerely and I'm looking for other people's opinions on the matter.

Anyway, it's finally happening… I'm close to creating a tulpa. About a year ago was when I first heard about the whole tulpa thing and decided to skim some online guides. Immediately the idea of creating a tulpa for companionship came into my head so I quickly crafted an image of my head that was… basically a hybrid of every female I've ever had a crush on.

I'm sure many people would stop reading there but believe it or not, sex wasn't my motive. Of course, none of the friends I told this to in chatrooms believed me either, and again and again I was berated with holier-than-thou speeches of how I shouldn't be abusing Tibeten rituals and how most of the people online claiming to have tulpae are faking it.

But after months and months of trying to create a tulpa… nothing. I didn't progress one bit.

And then the strangest thing happened. I ran into a picture of 'le happy merchant' for the first time. "Disgusting," I thought, "what neo-nazi jackass decided it would be a good idea to post this on 8chan?" But soon enough, le happy merchant was in my 8chan shitposting arsenal and I was posting pictures featuring the greedy Jew day in and day out. Now here's the strange part: le happy merchant started writing himself.

"Yes… good goyim… drink your fluoride…" the shitposting started coming natural to me and after a few weeks I was even starting to imagine him in my day to day life. I'd be eating porkchops and he'd suddenly chime in with "bad gentile, that isn't kosher!" I'd be jumping on Goombas in Super Mario 64 and hear "go back and get those shekels, goy!"

How does this tie into my tulpa? Well… one night I realized that through all my efforts, I wasn't able to create the tulpa I wanted, and here I had this le happy merchant thoughtform or whatever, chiming in on my day to day life even when I tried not to think about him.

Then an idea struck me. What if I can use this? I was having trouble thinking of a unique personality for my female tulpa so what if I just used this greedy Jew stereotype? So for the next few days, every time le happy merchant would appear in my thoughts, I tried to force my way into imagining that female form I described earlier.

It was forced every single time until one night I was going over her appearence in my head, trying to make it more Jewish. Her cute button nose didn't really resemble a stereotypical Jewish nose, so…

>"DON'T YOU DARE MISTA! I SPENT OVA SIX MILLION DOLLAS ON THAT NOSEJOB AND I AIN'T CHANGIN' BACK!"

The sound and image of her yelling this was so vivid in my head! I've done it! A little more work and I've brought her to life! Finally! Now whenever I'm shitposting le happy merchant on 8chan, I'm not thinking of the jokes myself, she's giving them to me.

Lastly, this further solidifies my claim that I don't want to have sex with my tulpa. You see, I'm uncircumsized. And everyone knows Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 20% off.

I'd like to have ended the thread with that sentence but my intention for this thread was advice. So here are my questions:

>At this point, is she a thoughtform, or a tulpa? Or neither? Schizophrenia runs in my family… is this something I shouldn't be messing with?

>Are there any risks that can come from creating this tulpa I just described?

>Based on my descriptions of how I created this tulpa, what would be the best tulpa guide for me to follow?

>Know of any good meditation techniques? It's hard for me to meditate when I'm having rapid thoughts… and my tulpa chiming in with "good goy, practice degenerate eastern religious practices" makes it even harder to focus.

 No.16600

gg ur a schizo. it'll eventually start conspiring with you or threatening you. I would seek help before its too late. Another reason I know you're a schizo is because you are dumb at conspiring. No you fucking retard its not jews, they are very very very very obvious scapegoats for capitalism. The problem is obviously capitalism. Thats not even a conspiracy, its blatant as fucking daylight. We're at a real life cyberpunk dystopia (look at the show mr robot which is a cyberpunk show but is literally in modern times), and yet you think le epic juice is to blame and not megacorps and lobbyists as a whole.


 No.16635

>>16600

Distraction…one of the jews oldest tricks. You think jews dont do favors for others jews? Who controls your mind, goy? Look who bought College Humor in 2006. It really was made by college students, then just fucking guess who bought it. Ever notice how the humor got much more politically correct after that? (Anti Christian/white). That is just one of many many examples.

Why are 3 of 5 governers of the federal reserve jews?

Why are jews the head of MSM corporations?

Why would they just be scapegoated for no reason (over and over)?

I know you are just going to tell me to go back to /pol/ or im a crazy nazi or whatever and thats fine. As long as I plant the idea somewhere in your head to notice how jewish media (almost all media including most movies youve ever seen) has distracted your attention away from them.

>but they made lampshades and soap out of us!!!

That was taught as fact by the way until recently. They finally let go of that myth silently, even brainwashed goyim will start to notice some things are bullshit by how absurd it is.


 No.16637

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>>16597

>>16597

OP you went from dumb shitposting to painful extent of dumb shitposting to glorious extent of dumb shitposting.

10/10 topic


 No.16692

File: 1438966458954.gif (1.84 MB, 325x244, 325:244, 1385834505915.gif)

Call the doctor! My sides are lost in space now!


 No.16700

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>what am i reading


 No.16727

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.16743

>>16727

10/10

>do i even need to tell you to kill yourself


 No.16771

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>>16597

>this further solidifies my claim that I don't want to have sex with my tulpa. You see, I'm uncircumsized. And everyone knows Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 20% off.

You beautiful motherfucker.


 No.17086

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>>16597

You need a Jackie Chan tulpa


 No.17087

>>16597

This is retarded, talk to a doctor and get on medication, you are still fixable.


 No.17088

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>>17087

>Actually taking him seriously

>suggesting a legal drugs dispenser


 No.17141

I've been trying to make my space brother from a past life into a Tulpa for years. Haven't been successful so I applaud you.

What advice can you give?


 No.17557

Bump for my sides


 No.17560

>>16597

>Lastly, this further solidifies my claim that I don't want to have sex with my tulpa. You see, I'm uncircumsized. And everyone knows Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 20% off.

I laughed.


 No.17948

>>16727

10/10 fucking video.


 No.17951

So dumb, it ascended upwards into the realm of funny again, then hurtled back downward to the depths, then rose once more even more gloriously

Stick your tulpa in an oven see what happens


 No.17958

>>17951

Gas the tulpas thoughtform war now


 No.18044

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>>16597

amazing


 No.18171

Bump for amazing OP


 No.19327

Revival bump


 No.20015

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OP has reached a new level of retarded.


 No.21764

>>20015

jidf pls


 No.21933

>>16597

>Know of any good meditation techniques?

Go read Still The Mind: An Introduction To Meditation by Alan Watts.


 No.21934

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>>16771

You asshole, I was going to point that out!


 No.21994

>I'd be jumping on Goombas in Super Mario 64 and hear "go back and get those shekels, goy!"

Laughed my ass off. As someone who has to get every last penny in every video game I play because of some weird compulsion, this was pretty great


 No.22024

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>OP got jewed so hard the jew is now living as a thoughtform in his mind

Well ain't that some shit


 No.22025

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You need the healing light of kek.


 No.22745

>>Are there any risks that can come from creating this tulpa I just described?

If you do sexualize her, make sure not to give her a femdom fetish, or else you might wind up literally enslaved by your own lust, like this faggot on /fringe/ was.

https://8ch.net/fringe/res/56878.html


 No.22747

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>>16597

Have some rare merchants.

>>16600

>leftypol shill

>i-it's not the jews goyim, why would you think that?


 No.23098

>>22745

that guy is so fucked




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