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AHHHH! Real Monsters!

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 No.16707

So I have a story for you guys. It happened around two weeks ago and I would've posted this earlier if I wasn't on vacation.

So I've always known that I have something haunting my house. I see her frequently, watching me. It never really bothered me. She just watched me, nothing more. Usually I would only get a peek of her before she disappeared. She's also pretty hot for a ghost, blond hair, bright blue eyes and pale skin. One thing I've noticed is that unlike media ghosts she's warm as a normal person, as well as not being some transparent spooker.

That's not why I made this thread though. The real reason is because I have a story. So it was a normal night, I was playing some vidya and browsing 8chan. It was around 3:30 so I was pretty tired and decided to go to sleep. I turned out my lights and went to lay down. After 10 minutes of just trying to go to sleep I heard something. My door squeaking open. I didn't think much of it, it was probably my dog. Soon after I felt something get onto my bed, slip under the covers. I realized it was her. I don't really know what I was thinking, there was a qt3.14 ghost in my bed, I could smell her perfume, feel her warm skin on mine. I logically decided to do nothing except wrap my arms around her. I really don't know why, it just felt right. That night I fell asleep with the warmth of another person/thing, something I haven't felt in years. I woke up later that day feeling weird, but happy.

So what do I do? Other than attempt to get in it's ghost panties, that's a given.

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 No.16708

sharpie in pooper


 No.16709

You are truly a blessed man OP

Set up an IR camera, see if she'll give you some ghost nudes to post.


 No.16721

Update if more happens brah. Or post more stories of her if you have 'em


 No.16729

try to fuck ghost. this thread reminds me of a x story where some guy tried to fuck a ghost alien thing he just layed on top of it and dry humped it or some shit. would post the greentext if I had it. If she get in your bed again rub that clit like a ghostfucka


 No.16731

Responding because I want to see if your serious and if this goes anywhere good. Your fortunate anon, most of us could only dream of having a ghost waifu, let alone a real grill at all


 No.16777

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>OP has a ghost waifu who loves him back

>OP has a waifu who can enter the 3D realm

>OP has a gf who wont grow old since she is already dead

>shes probably a qt

Fuck you op. I hope you die in a fire so you can join her, you faggot!


 No.16789

try and capture her with a vacuum

for portability


 No.16796

Tread careful op. Normal grills are temperamental as fuck if you piss this one off that's a one-way ticket to spoopstown.


 No.16819

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>>16729

This one?


 No.16820

>>16819

Fucked to death by a spoop. Truly there is no better way to go.


 No.16821

>>16819

Fucked to death by a spoop. Truly there is no better way to go.


 No.16825

Love and cherish her OP.

Cherish her as long as you both shall live.

Wait fuck.


 No.16833

>blonde hair blue eyed

you are obviously a pol user and this a good candidate for paranoid schizophrenic. she is imaginary and will probably conspire with you leading to a series of life ruining events. kill yourself.


 No.16834

>>16833

*and thus


 No.16839

I'll buy your house OP. How much?


 No.16896

>>16777

trips confirmed

The Monster Girl Bureau will send you a new ectoplasmic girlfriend a.s.a.p., Anon. Enjoy your slimy sex. Your trips have earned it.


 No.17034

>>16896

​Do ghosts count as monster girls?


 No.17093

>>16833

>everyone who isn't a race mixer uses /pol/

>pol

>>>/reddit/

>>>/tumblr/

>>>/leftypol/

>>>/out/


 No.17110

>>16834

Thank you. Just thank you.

You do gods work son.


 No.17129

>>17093

you convinced me. you sure arnt pol.


 No.17140

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 No.18631

It's an Alien OP.

Not a Ghost, they use technology to appear like a Ghost.


 No.18644

>>16707

Can you get a timestamp with the ghoaster?


 No.19110

>>16833

You're making yourself look like the schizophrenic. Reminder mental illness is highly prominent in mixed races you fucking mongrel.


 No.23434

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I'm jealous. I have two goals when it comes to paranormal entities. I want to beat one in a fist fight, and have ghoulish waifu sex with a spirit entity. So far neither has come to pass.


 No.23459

Well, bro, I wouldn't risk having feellings for a dead girl, and you should count on the chance of her not being a ghost…




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