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Christmas is a Pagan Holliday

File: 1444619789505.jpg (1.56 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, magic.jpg)

 No.18777

>magic is real, has been real for all/most time, and a sizeable portion of humanity is in on the secret

prove me wrong you faggots

 No.18779

That's not how burden of proof works


 No.18780

But I'm interested


 No.18784

if you samefag up your thread you shouldn't use tripcodes, namefag.


 No.18785

>>18784

>being this new

>not knowing how 8/x/ works this much


 No.18786

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>>18784

Hello newfriend! Welcome to /x/!


 No.18788

>>18777

You've been reported to the head chief, Stan Ferguson.


 No.18789

>proving negative

You should provide evidence for your claim, pussy.

Do you even rationality?


 No.18790

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Hypothetical situation:

An average person learns how to summon fireballs in his hands and throw them.

How many minutes would it be until he's on the evening news – dressed up in his best Halloween costume – attempting to rob a bank while putting on his best Dr. Doom impression, lighting up muggers while screaming half remembered Batman lines, or being interviewed outside the remains of his favorite bar about how he just wanted to show his drinking buddies something awesome?


 No.18791

>>18790

"The average person" isn't a magic user in this situation, and the vague overused interpretation of summoning fireballs would require much discipline.


 No.18800

>>18777

Yes, but that is the magic of the game.

Finding out how to do majick, keeping it a secret, and then finding those who share the same ideals as you, now that's the trick.

Just as there are nefarious groups that are dedicated to subjugating the world, there must also be groups that are dedicating to saving it.

Ying and Yang drive this universe.

It just so happens to be that we are on the fulcrum point between extreme dark and extreme light.

When we settle out, both elements will have been removed and we can rebuild again.


 No.18818

so where do I learn to shoot fireballs?


 No.18823

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>>18789

>not understanding the context of OP's post this much


 No.18828

File: 1444875531560.jpg (46.53 KB, 400x300, 4:3, orlando_magic_players_nba_….jpg)

MAGIC IS REAL

they REALly suck, they went .300 last year


 No.18848

File: 1444946226139-0.png (1.49 MB, 1652x2677, 1652:2677, ibi pippi.png)

File: 1444946226140-1.jpg (171.95 KB, 680x1185, 136:237, irl baneposting.jpg)

It is, but only recently have lonely NEETs learned to master its power.


 No.18865

>>18848

Whoever made that second infographic neglected to realize that Digne-les-Bains means "Worthy of Bain" so it's even more ebin than he states.


 No.18901

>>18818

Shooting range.


 No.18909

>>18818

$200 tax stamp and a hacksaw for your Mosin and fireballs will be yours.


 No.18934

>>18909

Huh. We used to cut tennis balls, fill them with diesel, light them, and give them a toss.


 No.20698

>>18777

prove yourself right


 No.20699

File: 1450981858348.gif (634.18 KB, 255x200, 51:40, 1439414917844-3.gif)


 No.20726

>>18934

I don't think you did.


 No.20739

Magic is like pedophilia, people believe about it after seing it and its wrong.


 No.20743

>>18784

3 months later kek


 No.20744

>>18934

excuse me sir, that is a Destructive Device as regulated by the ATF, so you should not admit things on imageboard, the ATF is bloodthirsty, evil, and ruthless register your tennis balls with the ATF, as the ATF is completely trustworthy and nice


 No.20836

>>18777

Atnaenartro ilza moalrn nceoti pceon iln cazazwaz. Alr, iln ilza moalrn nceoti OBIFAR tiafuzoi azzazl qimiaxo.




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