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 No.20304

your sun sign+your opinion/observations of other zodiac signs.

i am an aquarius

aries: morons and daredevils/adrenaline junkies. they are manipulative, but not good at it. tend to have an extremely poor attention span and a short fuse. they also tend to be sadistic. their only redeeming trait is that they're occasionally entertaining.

libras: they are kind of similar to aries in that they're overly intrusive and annoying but in a different way. an aries is annoying for the sake of being annoying, and they are aware of this. libras are annoying because they are simply being themselves, and although they are more empathetic and very much in tune to their immediate surroundings they still insist on being themselves despite feeling pain when others feel pain due to their complete lack of inhibitions. in a sense this makes them quite socially masochistic.

they are overall social addicts, lack inhibitions, very impulsive, therefore very likely to carry out whatever little idea that just hit them and verbalizes anything and everything that hits them. talking and thinking is a process that happens simultaneously for libras, for a libra, talking and thinking is the same thing. unable to shut up for even a second. unlike aries though, they sometimes say some things that may be interpreted as "profound".

taurus: these are people i genuinely like and get along with. very admirable and hard working. the amount of work that would make normal people keel over and collapse in a matter of days would be a piece of cake for a taurus. extremely high tolerance to stress and are often voluntary insomniacs, they hate sleep because they get angry with the fact that they could get more stuff done without it.

unlike capricorns and most other earth signs they have an actual sense of humor, often cynical and/or self deprecating. they also love to talk about people and their irrational behaviours. they are very frank and straightforward people, but not as predictable as arieses.

saggitarius: these niggas in short, are like aries more intellectual cousin. often very pretentious and very likely to be overt narcissists. they're very entertaining, life of the party, they may seem like complete morons at first, but once you get to know them and see how well they thrive in the academical world, you realize that they're not. that being said they are still stupid as all hell in their everyday lives, do things that are extremely irrational, follow their impulses and never think about possible future implications etc. one of the most likely zodiac signs to die from drug overdose. despite all this i tend to get along well with them, they are fun to discuss things with and have a great sense of humor.

capricorn: there is not much to say about these, but they're easy to identify. go to any high school out there, pick a random class and if that class has a class rep, chances are it is a capricorn running the show. in the eyes of most people, capricorns are boring and unimaginative, but personally i find them very stimulating to talk to, good for deep intellectual discussions. they are also very well suited for running big corporations or even politics.

aquarius: as an aquarian myself, i find other aquarians to be scary as fuck. but they are easy to identify for me since i know the inner core of the aquarian mindset; nihilism and apathy.

aquarians may sometimes pretend that they give a shit about interacting with their immediate physical environment, but truth is that they don't. they don't give a shit. the only thing aquarians care about is whatever is going on in their own heads, be it daydreaming, making plans on stealing a boat and sail away to the south pole to make scientific experiments and observations on the effects of global warming. then forget about it the next day and jerk off to obscure hentai porn and listen to sigur ros. aquarians are very hard to read and thus most people find them creepy. they have a good pokerface and are very unpredictable in their behaviours. often times they lack energy to physically carry out any plan or idea they think up, their baseline amount of stimulus in their brains are simply too high to motivate activity in the external world. due to this they are often insomniacs, but unlike tauruses this is involuntarily, since they think too much and their brains can't shut up, just like a libra can't shut their mouth.

the most likely zodiac sign to experience depression/derealization/anxiety.

that is all for me, i don't really have enough experience of other zodiac signs, you fill in the rest or whatever.

 No.20308

another thing that needs to be mentioned about tauruses is that their type of humor isn't cynical, not consciously anyway. they often take themselves and their cynicism very seriously. if someone talks shit about a taurus to their face, they will lash out immediately. if they hear that someone has been talking shit about them behind their backs, they will instantly drop anything and everything they may be busy with at the moment and give 100% concentrated effort into tracking down the person in question and confronting them by yelling at them until they piss their pants in fear. but this is also one of the things that make tauruses so hillarious.


 No.20319

Aquarius are deceivers/whores. Eat a bullet please.


 No.20328

>Using a person's birth month to judge them.

Fucking end it OP.


 No.20331

>>20304

I'm Cancer, the oversensitive alien shut-in with good-intent and inventivity. Nobody ever understands my genius, not even I do. Nobody has any use for it either. But I can be your emotional tampon if you like. (I've excluded stuff that give depth to my character, as they are unrelated to my birthday-sign.)

Leos are generally pompous, narcissistic, overdramatic asshats. They tend to take personal offense at everything, because they have something to do with everything. My dad's a Leo. My boss is a Leo. One of my former best friends is a Leo. They're overexcited but superficial.

Virgos are the OCD's. Everything. Must. Be. In. Order. Cleaning the whole fucking house every fucking day much?

Libras are… well, dunno of any.

Scorpios are bloodsucking critics and complete masochists. They somehow remind me of Spartans, either the cocky Leonidas of 300 or the lone hero facing a whole army of enemies. A useful ally and the most fucking vicious fucking enemy.

Sagittarii are volatile tsunderes, moralfags with enough powder to even lift them up from their four fucking hooves. They're the typical militant Christians, the Westboro Baptist smartasses, those who zealously blow themselves up and think they're the Lv80 White Paladin, all while flaring up in a vest of C4 to bring light to this darkened and rotten world, because oh they are personally so unworthy… My stepmom is Sagittarius.

Capricorns are calculative opportunists, they handle practical situations with management prowess. Imagine that fucking goat on the fucking cliff, standing almost parallel to the fucking surface. THAT's Capricorn. Can be an exploitative lowly shit, though.

Aquarii are interesting, mysterious even… they are diplomatic and long for a change, a shift in whatever. They're prone to equate novelty with progress I guess, and they can easily turn nihilistic and uninterested when their solution of preference doesn't work out the way it should. “My game is bwoken, I don' wanna pway anymowe!” Yeah, well maybe trying to invoke a fucking numen while dead-drunk by using your Hermetic collaborants and their bitches at an informal gathering as if they were your cult pawns wasn't a bright idea to begin with, dumbass…

Pisces are the shitstain floating in the swimming pool, dissolving ever further. They are completely detached from life and reality. The few I've met were generally the most entropic fucking entities in my life, and being bubbly-social-buttierflies is usually accompanied by some sort of alien fucking creepiness they don't realize. Like, Pisces are the typical groupie or something. (My mom was a Pisces, but then the doctors found me in her both of her lungs and now she's with Mufasa, thank God for that!)

Aries are stubborn, but fuck, at least they actually do something and have their own fucking opinion.

Tauri are completely fucking mainstream. They're okay, but not ZOMGMOARPLZ awesome. They're meh, but not DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE bad. They're just there, and that's it.

Gemini are… hmm. Can't recall any by person, and I won't talk about theory here.

HOWEVER

I still think that chart-analysis is important, including houses, tropical and sidereal zodiacs.


 No.20333

>>20331

>the group I belong to are misunderstood geniuses

>everyone else are cunts

Wew lad.


 No.20334

OP here again. feeling like ranting some more about libras.

libras are very outstanding and fascinating in that their empathetic abilities are close to superhuman. they know what you're feeling, they know what you're thinking, all the time, and without effort. so for instance if they're being too intrusive and or annoying they are aware of this due to their sharp social senses, they feel others pain as strongly as the original feeler of the feel. if you are internally judging them they will notice this too, without effort.

almost paradoxically, this makes them likely to experience a great deal of social anxiety, since they are way too much in tune with other people. if someone is internally judging them, they will notice etc. due to this sensitivity they are not only social butterflies, but very selective social butterflies.

they try to find people that they see as non judgemental and then latch on to them and never lets go. the zodiacs they latch onto are most likely aquarians and capricorns.

aside from their superhuman sixth people sense, they are at best intellectually average, but they tend to thrive in artistic pursuits. likes to collect unnessecary stuff and spend a ridiculous amount of time decorating their rooms.


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>>20333

>Nobody has any use for it either.

Dude, I meant that completely sarcastically. OP wanted personal impressions, not objective descriptions. The zodiacs are representations of primordial qualities after all, and the things I mentioned always have both a downside and an upside. E. g. my dad (Leo) cares a fuckload about everyone and everything, he's profoundly concerned about others. My mom had a shit-ton of acquaintances, even with influential people (nevermind they were mostly kikes chosen by her delusional worship of their race). The Taurus types for example never got me upset. Virgos do their organizing shit very well, and my stepmom (Sagittarius) is the epitome of common sense and morality.

Essentially your personality is a tool that can be utilized well or poorly, either aiding your ascent or descent.


 No.20342

Horoscopes and the people that practice them are narcissistic cancer. You don't have to look any farther then this thread.


 No.20353

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>>20342

>2015

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 No.20357

i just got reminded that i do have experience of leos.

i don't hate any other zodiac sign, but this is a fucking exception. they are outright despicable people, and are textbook psychopaths.

what else can i say? they're dangerous and abusive. the natural bully of the zodiac. like libras they have a good radar of sorts, but their radars are tuned to detect low self esteem. they will cling on to people who have low self esteem. just like most psychopaths they will often act like they're nice people at first. but once they have you in their grip they will very very slowly but steadily show their true selves. they will slowly tear you apart with a mixture of subtle violence and emotional mindgames, and then gradually step up the level of abuse. they know you won't do anything about it because if they target you, you have no self esteem. they only target people with low self esteem.

leos are not only unable to feel empathy, they are also narcissists. but unlike saggitarians they are covert narcissists.

for gods sake, if you can, stay the hell away from these people. they are dangerous. they cannot feel empathy. they will slowly butcher you and try to make you think that you deserved whatever sort of brutality they put you through.

even arians are mild in comparison. sure, arian children can be immediately threatening as they get angry extremely quickly, and once they are angry their conscious minds disappear, they literally lose themselves in their violent outbursts, they feel no pain and they feel no fear. even if they beat someone down to the ground they will still keep punching the shit out of them and won't stop unless someone tries to interfere, and if someone does they will immediately start focusing on that person instead and beat them into a pulp and then go back to the other person. they hospitalize people without the intention of doing so. due to completely losing their minds in rage they can easily mow down hordes of people by themselves.

but this is only in their younger years. grown up arians are rarely visibly angry. although arians are stupid even they eventually realize that violence can't solve all of life's problems, and that violence also often equates social exclusion and punishments. arians get punished a lot as kids, they will often be teased by other kids because the kids find out that he gets angry so easily and find it amusing, well until they end up in the hospital for 3 months anyway. so anyway arians are often sent to therapy from a very early age because of their frequent violent outbursts and learn to control their anger.

this doesn't mean that grown up arians aren't angry. grown up arians have an anger output that is constant, but in very small amounts. they are constantly angry but they release it in more subtle ways such as passive aggressiveness and general vindictive behaviour, and sometimes when they are being particularily angry they punch a wall or something because they've been conditioned from early age to equate violence against people with pain and punishment. and thank god for that, grown up arians without the scolding would be lethal, they would not just seriously injure people, they would kill, they would maim everyone in the near vicinity if pissed off. their rage would only stop once everyone around them were dead.

anyway the point is that the only natural way for an aries to express anger is through violence, they suffer every day because they are dumb, but not dumb enough to control their anger and make indirect aggressive gestures towards everyone all of the time.




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