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Berenstein/stain Bears Dead 12/11/15 (Fri) 19:38:11 No.20389

I know that this whole "alternate universe" thing is just for fun, but the real explanation for this is that it's just people misreading things, we've all done it. I used to read "Vaporwave" as "Vaporware", for example (dumb I know).

First off, Stain is very similar to Stein. Stein is a more common name, and people read it wrong. Most people are only barely literate anyway, especially children. Also, everyone pronounced it "Bernstein"; therefore they thought it was spelled that way.

"Play it again, Sam." is not in Casablanca. Darth Vader never said, "Luke, I am your father." Kirk never said, "Beam me up, Scotty". Carl Sagan never said "billions and billions", except to say that he never said it. You thought "Sex and the City" was "Sex AND the City" because "in" is phonetically similar to "and", even though it was always meant to be "and". Human memory is not perfect.

Dead 12/11/15 (Fri) 22:28:24 No.20395

I remember reading "Berenstain" and just thinking Berenstein sounded a million times better.

Dead 12/13/15 (Sun) 12:01:58 No.20430

I personally blame the jews.

Dead 12/13/15 (Sun) 20:57:52 No.20435

>>20389

> Human memory is not perfect.

Yup. There's also a snap-to-grid effect where people read it as -stein when they first see it because it's a much more common ending to last names. A bit like how George Short Journalist Greek Name thought a random old black guy was Morgan Freeman.

Dead 12/13/15 (Sun) 23:39:54 No.20438

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>I know that this whole "alternate universe" thing is just for fun

Then you're an idiot.

Dead 12/14/15 (Mon) 04:46:44 No.20446

> I used to read "Vaporwave" as "Vaporware", for example (dumb I know).

What is dumb is the fact that you think that's dumb. The name "Vaporwave" comes from "Vaporware" which is a word that means software that was extremely hyped and advertised and flopped/was never released.

Dead 12/14/15 (Mon) 07:41:34 No.20449

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THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

NO WAY

I JUST CHECKED AND BOTH ENGLISH AND PORTUGUESE (I AM BRASILIAN, 20 YEARS OLD) VERSIONS ARE TWISTED

NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!

I REMEMBER EVERY TIME I GONE T THE SUPERMARKET WITH MY MOTHER I ASKED FOR HER TO BUY A FRUIT LOOPS, NOT FROOT LOOPS.

I REMEMBER MY BROTHER CALLING ME A FAGGOT WHEN I WAS SPEAKING MIRROR MIRROR WITH THE STEPSISTER

AND IT IS LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER, BECAUSE I HAVE A COUSIN WERE A STARWARSFAG AND ALMOST TATOOED THIS DAMN PHRASE.

I JUST WANT TO GET OFF FROM THIS RIDE, THE JEWS WENT TOO FAR.

Sorry for the caps, I am astonished with all this.

Dead 12/14/15 (Mon) 20:59:37 No.20464

>>20449

Stepmother, fixed.

Dead 12/15/15 (Tue) 03:35:10 No.20467

Riiiight… then why is it that this extends to other realms like science or geography.

People remember O+ was the universal donor blood, now is O-, and many in hospitals are baffled.

Dead 12/15/15 (Tue) 06:53:50 No.20471

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G-D DAMNIT

JUST

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/15/15 (Tue) 19:27:08 No.20484

>>20449

What's this about Star Wars?

As far as I know the Luke, I am your Father thing never changed.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/15/15 (Tue) 19:32:59 No.20485

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>>20389

It's literally Sex and the City, you can google search it

I'm pretty sure the Luke thing has always been that way but I do own the original VHS version of The Empire Strikes Back so I can check.

It was always Berenstain bears because of phonetics and memory

It's literally just pop culture/memes

People say a popular phrase and then everyone thinks that phrase is hot shit

It's LITERALLY what happened with The cake is a lie! from Portal. 80% of the people who say it don't even know it's from portal, they're just quoting a youtuber or a funny image they saw and they say it because its popular. Due to asking people who say that phrase if they know it's from portal and them saying know, it just shows how shit gets passed around like a big game of telephone

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/15/15 (Tue) 19:35:24 No.20486

>>20484

>>20485

Also I am samefagging I just wanted to further clarify because I realized I was an idiot in my first post

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/15/15 (Tue) 20:39:33 No.20490

>>20485

>implying

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/17/15 (Thu) 22:44:09 No.20579

>>20485

What about you research before talking so much shit?

You dont understand that you WONT find any solid evidence about the mandela effect?

Because, guess what, the whole base is really this, you wont find almost no solid evidence backing up a solid memory from people.

>It's literally just pop culture/memes

Again, research more. The whole Italy changed (for me) and there are people out there talking about the NZ being on northeast of Australia. People who owned volvo cars in the past claimed that the logo changed, because it were just a circle with volvo inside.

Also, its called Mandela effect because there are people out there who claim to watch Nelson Mandela's funeral on TV. Do you think that people have this faulty memory.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/17/15 (Thu) 22:56:45 No.20582

>>20579

I literally had Berenstain books, The Empire Strikes back, and watched old Star Trek. It is memory, if anything shifted, it was you shifting to me. It's always been this way for me.

Still, the misquotation thing still is an effect, hence the game of telephone.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/19/15 (Sat) 18:22:27 No.20593

>>20449

I've always read froot loops. they have always used their dumb cereal as the Os.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/20/15 (Sun) 15:00:55 No.20610

>>20449

>em estado de choque

>sapo mad cansado de tudo

Holy fucking shit, you normalfag. Go back to your fucking SIKRIT COGU Facebook groups and retarded Twitter conversations with cock-hungry 1D fans.

Abominable Snowman 03/09/16 (Wed) 23:20:45 No.23078

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