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Spooky Retards? Ghost of Christmas Future 12/21/15 (Mon) 07:43:42 No.20636

Has anyone else had an experience with a "handicapped" or "retarded" person being spooky?

I was in the grocery store shopping when I heard some women walking towards me. The aisles are cramped and narrow and so I turned around to move my kart out of their way.

I saw two older asian women that looked disheveled and a bit unfriendly. One was much older than the other one, oddly I could not give you an accurate age range for either woman and I am fairly observant.

Behind them, another person appeared and was talking very loudly and non-sensibly. She was obviously mentally handicapped some how just base off the way she spoke. She looked like a typical feroscious bull dyke lesbian. Short crew cut, strong jaw, oversize Polo shirt with lanyard and khakis. The eyes I remember most. They were the most vibrant color of green I have ever seen in a human's eyes. They were so vivid and sharp as well. Everyone can see the seperation of iris, pupil, and retina but this was different. It is very hard to describe, the best I can do is tell you that it reminded me of a 3D hologram in super hi-def.

My eyes rose up and met hers which made her extremely mad. Her facial expression changed. Her mouth pursed up, nostrils flaired, and she stomped past me seemingly enraged that I had made eye contact.

I brushed it off. Figured it must be some kind of "retard" thing, and her keepers will watch her. I walked away slowly, and as I was turning out of the aisle, the strangest thing happened.

The headphones I had draped around my neck began to tighten for no reason. They did not tighten hard enough to strangle me, but the tightening was painful around my neck for unknown reasons. I stopped in my tacks and tore the headphones away from around my neck.

Immediately I turned around to see where she was and I shit you not, ALL 3 OF THOSE BITHCES WERE STARING DIRECTLY AT ME!!

The retard with hologram eyes knew she was caught and looked down at the floor exactly as a child does when caught doing something they shouldn't. The two older women looked surprised by my turning around, and mumbled something in their filthy pig latin and walked away immediately. I have a feeling most people do not catch on to her "activities".

The old bitches seemed nasty. Like the type who focus on feeding and summoning the negative.

After that I began to think that maybe "retards" are not as simple as they seem.

Anyone else have any spooky retard stories?

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Ghost of Christmas Future 12/21/15 (Mon) 07:52:33 No.20637

Dont worry, feminism was already removed from DSM V.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/21/15 (Mon) 12:54:19 No.20646

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>>20637

Well, this mongoloide dyke demon definitely seemed triggered to me…..

her keepers weren't right either….

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/21/15 (Mon) 13:45:24 No.20647

>>20636

Sounds like you're in the early stages of schizophrenia, OP.

I'll pray for you.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/21/15 (Mon) 13:59:30 No.20648

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>>20647

if THAT story sounds schizophrenic to you, then I have to wonder WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON A PARANORMAL BOARD?

or can everything in the universe be explained with a physics lesson and a handful of pills??

"I was born sick, but I love it. AMEN"

-Hozier from "Take Me to Church"

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/22/15 (Tue) 07:50:43 No.20666

>>20648

I believe in a lot of paranormal things but I also employ Occam's razor whenever possible.

Which of these situations is more likely?

a) Two dykes master the arcane, get jobs as caretakers for retards and then teach the retards how to force choke people.

b) The stress of an awkward moment in closed quarters caused you to hallucinate.

I was just having a giggle calling you a schizo, fam. Sane people can have minor hallucinations from time to time.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/23/15 (Wed) 07:02:05 No.20674

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>>20666

nothing happened that would be considered a hallucination though. i compared her eyes to a 3d hologram, i did not say they bugged 2 feet out of her head like a 50s cartoon wolf seeing a dame..

The headphones tightened ever so slightly which was odd, but what alarmed me was the pain i felt around my neck suddenly. i had never felt anything like that before.

also when i turned around the trio was over 50 feet away at the opposite end of the aisle, and all 3 were focused on me before i had turned around. there were other people in the aisle who were closer to them than me. why did they no look at them? and the way the retard looked at the ground. she did not do this in a "handicapped person, i have no control or comprehension of what i do" this was a look of "shit. he saw me"

and for the record, I do not think the old women adopted and trained her to be some type of paranormal beast. I was thinking that she was already like that, and these women were the only 2 with the knowledge to take care of a person with such abilities. I also have a humble opinion that many so called "retards" may have abilities the average person could not comprehend. Have you ever heard of "retard strength"? it is not a jab or low brow one liner. retard strength is a real thing. ask anyone with a special relative or someone who works in the field..

your assumptions and questions give me the impression you have zero understanding or belief in the paranormal.

believe it or not, I am a critical thinker and I rule out all possibilities before considering a paranormal explanation. however, spooky things are drawn to me for reasons you would not understand.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/23/15 (Wed) 08:21:12 No.20676

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>>20636

Grill at work just seemed kinda off but real nice outgoing and didn't give a fuck, basic opposite of me.

The only thing that really applies was her EYES DUDE. The deepest blue I've ever seen and the pupils were gigantic and seemed like the absolute eyes of madness. But the next time I saw her i realized they were contacts

also myself lel because I guess I move absolutely silently sometimes I have a habit of spooping people when they turn around. fucking normies

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also, you probably snagged your headphone cord on your shopping cart or some shit. i used to do that on the unneeded armrests on the bus until I learned to just run the cord inside my shirt.

For this reason I posit that OP is a faggot.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/24/15 (Thu) 08:49:12 No.20695

>>20674

>nothing happened that would be considered a hallucination though.

>i compared her eyes to a 3d hologram

Human eyes don't usually look like 3d holograms, this could have been a visual hallucination.

>but what alarmed me was the pain i felt around my neck suddenly.

This could have been a nociceptive hallucination.

>all 3 were focused on me before i had turned around. there were other people in the aisle who were closer to them than me. why did they no look at them?

maybe you're funny-looking ;3

>she did not do this in a "handicapped person, i have no control or comprehension of what i do" this was a look of "shit. he saw me"

Schizos often misread expressions and body language. They also concoct bizarre backstories to explain other people's behavior.

>Have you ever heard of "retard strength"?

They only seem stronger because they have less fear of self-injury, most of them would do poorly if you put them through proper tests of strength.

>your assumptions and questions give me the impression you have zero understanding or belief in the paranormal.

I'm sorry. I promise to unquestioningly believe every post on /x/ from now on.

>spooky things are drawn to me

Or you could be having frequent hallucinations.

>for reasons you would not understand.

Such as?

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/25/15 (Fri) 04:46:56 No.20704

>>20636

My Dad's friend John once worked as a TV repair man. One day John was called to this building with extra security doors, boarded up and such, and started to work on the TV. Suddenly, out of the dark came a retarded person, slowly moving towards him. And then another. And then another…and then they were everywhere and all coming towards him.

John did the only sensible thing he could. Kick open the boarded up door and run.

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/25/15 (Fri) 08:12:06 No.20709

>>20647

> pray

*tips fedora*

Ghost of Christmas Future 12/29/15 (Tue) 12:04:16 No.20777

Walking around in the local mart.

Kind of just aimlessly wandering, strolling by everything on the shelf.

Before I went in, a retard with his superman toy or whatever the fuck it was, he walked by with his tard wranglers.

So, in the store, I'm walking around, and I'm looking down (kinda) as I walk. I find myself coming head on with him as I walk by him with his wranglers.

At this point it would be pretty obvious why I turned around and sped out of there after I saw them, so I kept on walking..

I tried to discretely circle around the tard and his wranglers, but as I was mid circle, he kind of just turned his head right to me and then lunged up me, in a weird way.

His wranglers whispered something, trying not to make a scene, and I left.

After that I walked around a bit more and avoided any aisles with them.

Abominable Snowman 02/24/16 (Wed) 01:58:06 No.22758

>>20636

great story op, those gals sound like some spooky potatoes indeed

Abominable Snowman 02/24/16 (Wed) 03:09:18 No.22760

>>20648

>Quoting stupid songs

You should be fucking murdered.

Abominable Snowman 02/24/16 (Wed) 04:33:23 No.22763

>>20709

>atheists trying to turn their fedora meme unto us