No.20959
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp- plus the last three digits you roll is what you will encounter.
Let's hope this board moves fast enough for this to be interesting.
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No.20964
That site was completely taken over by SJWs, please don't link it or anything to do with SCP, as it has been forever tainted in the name of Political Correctness.
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>>20964
When the fuck did that happen?
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>>20960
I got 3 bi muses, not that bad.
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>>20989
>, regardless of their normal sexual orientation.
scp confirmed for being another marxist shithole.
No.21033
>>20997
acknowledging fags exist = marxism, apparently
Good to know, Uncle!
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>>20989
re roll, give me 166 or some keter class scp
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No.21050
 | Rolled 7, 7, 2 = 16 (3d9) |
rollin' rollin'
rollin' rollin'
rollin'
r o l l i n '
No.21052
>>21051
>SCP-051 - Japanese Obstetrical Model
>SCP-051 is a 25 cm (10 in) anatomically correct model of a human female, carved out of ivory, with typically Asian features. Microscopic analysis shows that the head hair is human hair. The doll is jointed at the shoulders, hips, and knees. The 'stomach' area of the doll is fully removable as a 'cap' of ivory, exposing a detailed ribcage and organs, and a 2.5 cm (1 in) ivory fetus connected to the main figure by a leather cord umbilicus.
When brought into the presence of a pregnant human female, SCP-051 has various deleterious effects upon the pregnancy, generally resulting in miscarriage of the fetus. Reports include a gentle compulsion to handle the model, open its stomach cap and take out the fetus. This results in nausea and cramping
within 5 minutes, vaginal bleeding that begins as spotting and may progress to hemorrhage within the next half-hour, and miscarriage within 2 - 24 hours in most recorded cases. Medical records indicate that the aborted fetuses bear moderate to severe defects.
No.21053
I love SCP wish it had better devs.
No.21080
>>20982
Slowly, over the past 3 years.
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>>21052
> Japanese
Stopped reading there.
No.21092
rolling because I'm bored as fuck
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Please don't let me a toaster.
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>>21124
Magic soil … time to grow magic mushrooms, i guess.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-124
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fucking tomatoes that kill people when they hear something…..great
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I am the rollin' the dicin' the bawlin'
No.22002
Roll threads are cancer, but there's nothing else interesting going on at the moment so fuck it
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>>22007
Sweet, I got Bender's ass
No.22064
>scp-107
welp all I got to do is be careful what I spill in it
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>>22067
scp 67
i'd stick it in my bum
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>>21080
How did it happen, anyways?
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No.22184
The whole site went down the shitter.
There are some amazing skips from the early days, but now its all…
Hurr Durr, Memetic properties.
Hurr Durr, This talking, evil monkey doll gets all your pronouns wrong on purpose to trigger you.
The authors are children who have too much of a "special snowflake" mentality and dont like it when their fee fees get hurt.
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>>22176
It started with the moderation. With a huge circlejerk factor being omnipresent in the site at all times, something like that was bound to happen.
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>>22184
Do they actually consider spooky a monkey not saying their approved I'm so speshul pronouns? Are you shitting me?
I guess the deleted the entry on the Negro Bank, right? Dammit.
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>>21033
>He hasn't seen the current head admin of the wiki
You poor, innocent fool.
Rolling for something that hasn't been edited to be less "problematic"
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>>20959
>251
I got the snowglobe
I'm fucked, I'm gonna chimp out
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What spooky thing will I encounter?
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>>20959
>>22901
holy shit all these rolls from you
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>>23137
oops we're all snowman
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