It's been a while since I posted. Time for part 3.
First part was on cuckchan /b/ a couple of years back. Second part was on 8chan /b/ soon after exodus here. If you missed those, here's a recap to save time:
1. I know you think I'm a lying faggot. Difficult for me to prove to you over the internet but can't do much about that. Believe it. Don't believe it. Suit yourself fag.
2. Worked here a long time. Decades. Can't be too specific.
3. Work in IT. Again, I can't be too specific, but like a lot of people here I'm multi-skilled due to the necessity of keeping the number of new people to a minimum, (think of what quantity of skillz you'd want your colleges to have if you were working in Antarctica). If I'm needed to help with other projects, I'm already here, cleared, and able. Some shit just has to get done at the end of the day.
3. Good luck I'm behind 7 Boxxies. I still have to be very careful though. From time to time I will go AWOL - sometimes for long periods - to avoid being backtraced and shit. I thought I'd dun goofed the last couple of times and had to leave those threads suddenly more than once. This thread may end without warning at any time like the others if I get any bad feels.
4. Someone asked me about Bob Lazar last time and I could only confirm that I saw him on an ingoing flight. I can't confirm where he worked or verify any of his other claims, but I do know he was there at least once.
5. I don't work on UFOs or aliens or any shit like that. If that is going on here it's not in my area at least. The projects we work on are certainly more advanced than you can possibly imagine, but I've never seen anything that led me to believe anyone is back-engineering alien technology either.
Still, after Bob Lazar went public, I had to wonder myself. If he wasn't lying about being here what other details is he not lying about?
Frankly, I just don't believe his full story at the end of the day, and it doesn't keep me awake nights. It just kinda bugs me that I know for a fact at least part of it is true, and can't be 100% sure how much else is.
6. Chan culture is very popular amongst the nerds who work here oddly enough. We have a lot of "hurry up and wait" situations and spend a lot of time just dicking around on the internet, crazy as that sounds.
7, I don't know why I do this exactly. Maybe it's the challenge of getting away with it, maybe it's because I subconsciously feel guilty and want to get caught, maybe it's because I think the public deserves to know at least something about where their tax dollars are going. Probably a combination of a lot of things.
So ask me anything. Can't guarantee you an answer though. Some legit projects going on that are quite rightly secret - military planes necessary to the present and future security of this country, etc. Not going to tell you too many specific details on shit like that obviously.