ok /x/ i have an explainable story think you guys might be interested in. required image is unrelated
so this happened to me few years ago around this time, the end of winter. at the time my bedroom was on the second floor of a house, where i was renting a room. there was nothing under the window, and there is no ledge at the bottom of the window, its basically just sheer flat side-of-house 15 feet up, from the ground to my window. my bed was right next to the window, butted up against the wall. i would usually use my laptop with it at the head of my bed, me sitting in the middle of my bed right next to my window. i keep the blinds down and closed at night, but the blinds are old and shitty, and they don't close all the way, and a few of the pieces of the blinds, i guess you would call them bands, were missing.
so at the time i was just chilling, listening to some music and browsing facebook. it was a few hours after the sun had gone down and it was windy as fuck outside and it had been raining all day. i was really tired and planning on going to sleep in like ten minutes or so, just trying to get through the new stuff on my facebook newsfeed, when i hear something bump into my window. not a sharp bump like a rock, it sounded more like an elbow nudging into it.
so i look over at my window and i see something that's been burnt into my mind since then. like i said, the window blinds suck so i can still see through them pretty well, and what i saw looked like the head of a snowman, you know, like a head-sized ball of snow, the surface had the texture of packed snow and it was an off-white like beige but a cold beige (anyone who knows about colors knows what "warm" and "cold" colors are), with eyes that didn't necessarily look "human" but like something real and living, like the eyes you would see on any mammal (whites, circular irises, circular black pupils). no nose or mouth, but a bunch of narrow, deep holes where they would be, like 5 or 8 of these holes, they looked like if you pushed a bic pen tube into a snowball and pulled it out. that's all i saw through the blinds. there could have been more but it wasn't visible.
so i see this fucking thing and my heart stop, immediate cold sweat, just staring at in absolute shock for what felt like minutes but couldn't be more than a second or two. anyone who's had something really fucking sudden and startling happen to them knows what i'm talking about- time feels like it slows down and you experience things in a higher perceptual "resolution" than usual. so i see this thing, i'm shocked, and a second or two later my roommate knocks on my door so i look toward the door and this startles the fuck out of me because i'm already on edge. i look back and the thing is gone, and i'm too terrified to open the blinds and look out there.
it could maybe be explained by someone just fucking with me by putting something on a long stick and holding it up to my window to scare me as a prank, except for two things, which is that i saw it blink, and i saw its eyes dart to the side which i know would be impossible except for a really sophistocated animatronic or puppet. i know exactly what i saw, but i have no idea what the hell it was.