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Hi. Card flipper fag here

Keeping up my practice of tarot

Doing short reads here

Olde English deck circa 1500s


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I would like a reading done, whats the criteria for asking questions?



Just ask a question



O mighty one, tell me: will the next year be a good one for me from a social standpoint? Will I be able to make some new friends and be less lonely?


I am starting up a Eucalyptus oil distilling business…… will it succeed?


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Tarotanon, Ive been having some trouble at work. Im in power plant operations, but have no background or degree. Ive been having trouble learning things and its coming along slowly What will the future hold for that? Will I be fired soon or succeed?


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I did a prism spread.

The fortune card

The letter T may have meaning as its highlighted.

A peasant or maybe a gypsy strides confidently across a field. Surrounded by cards.

Around you is an air of change and possibility. Luck and risk.

To your question, dont be afraid to take chances. Be risky and maybe the fortune is new friends.


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Did a 3 card time spread.

The 2 of cups in reverse

A royal couple contently share a toast.

They stand on a wooden balcony.

In reverse, love you see is success in others and not yourself but keep looking.

You dont look at a situation carefully and lack happiness.

If you dont adjust your mindset, the business idea u have has a negative outlook.



So basically, YOLO?



If thats how u interpret it

Hope it helps in a positive way


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Did a prism spread.

The emperor card.

A king sits at his throne in thought. A jester spys peeking from behind a curtain.

A father figure or authority figure, cold and distant. Be patient and respect will be earned. The outlook for your job is positive. Just beware the jester



Thank you my friend



Go in peace


does it have to be a specific question or can it be more general? I'd like to know what my future holds for the next year or so. Job wise I'm okay, but I do intend to start searching for a better job soon. I think I might end up buying a house in the next few months. I guess I'd like to know about love too, but I don't really get out much or have many friends.


Am I going to kill myself in the next 6 months? Considering that I might be able to do something with a decent amount of effort.




Ill do some reads later



Your question has a lot to it. I recommend either a 6 card story spread or a 9 card prism spread.

Story is a visual interpretation of whats seen in the cards

Prism is 1 card draw in regard to your question and what card pulled from the prism spread.



I dont do reads about death. Its a direct question and usually ppl want or need a direct answer. Questions about death are better asked to a fortune teller or ouija spirit board.

Tarot is about interpretation and meanings behind meanings, not necessarily yes or no



Ill do a read today. Promise. I have company coming over and i want them our before i do a spread



Will i find riches or stay a wageslave?



Someone ahead of u

Cant do reads till later

this better not Discordio.


What kind of person will I meet?


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I will use a 3 card Time spread

The center card, five of wands in reverse. . This the present card.

A man with a staff fends off animals. In reverse this the man is eager for change. I saw a heart. Rejecting new love.

3rd card


The fortune card.

A gypsy surrounded by floating cards

The letter T nay have meaning.

The man in middle card will find possibility


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A two card spread.

This way. That way

I have to go but here draw.

Upside down is a reverse so diff meanings.

One on boat is a ferryman

Other is a peasant



What does that mean?

Does it mean no matter what i will do i'll stay a slave?

Also thanks for taking your time.



The ferryman suggests taking a dark journal

The reversed man with stavs(wands) in reverse suggests a possible slide into a bad mental state

Both cards say meeting someone you may have to take a dark path to get there or mental chaos with a new friend

A bad read is no guarantee of a bad future. Knowing your read, u can take steps to counter this.

Good luck..



I.. I might know what this could mean.

Thank you for the read i will post later as to what i think this could refer to but i gotta go back to work for now.



Go in peace



Will the case be settled to satisfaction on the 18th?


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I will do a 3 card time spread

The 3rd card the future

The devil card

The devil a moon overhead, leads 2 toward a cliff

The moon represents a perilous journey.

The devil a nemesis.

This is a test for you but your looks like you gotta face/fight something. Success depends on this.



Hmm, not sure what I would be fighting but imma fuck it up.



You can use a bad read to do positives things. Be proactive

Go in peace


Am I going to lose someone dear to me in the next 5 years? My family is full of old, sick and severely depressed people.


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A 3 card time spread for this question

Future card

Two of wands

A gentleman surrounded looking coy? Confident among a bed of roses. Before him a lake.

Water represents life. He walks toward the lake. Roses mean hard earned success and emotion. Is there is sadness, achievements will be recognized and appreciated. The lake says otherwise. The near future suggests life and emotion.


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How good things would be financially next year for me,

Peace of mind.

Situations around family.

Does anyone loves me.

Can I kick my addition and start action.

Thank you.


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complex yet general .

I will do a 2 card draw from the prism spread

Card 1, in the 5th place is about wider context

Card 2 in the 9th place is about what can be achieved. These cards will play off eachother.

Card 1 is the five of wands in reverse.

Out of control. Endless bickering holds back the man warding off a pack of squirrel.

Card 2 the queen of cups in reverse.

Coldness and loss. A weak tree. Respond kindly to those who have been hurt.

Fighting mingled with kindness.



My deck has influence from the Tarot of druids. Celts. Nords. English and roma gypsy.

Why do some spreads show a sideways card that looks like a magic the gathering fanboi manna tap?

Exactly. For me, a i flipped card i 'tap' gives that unneeded energy to the cards that need prevalence .

Im at heart a numbers mathfag. Odds. Percent. Tarot isnt about codes.

In tarot you need a centered relaxed mind. For some its anything from music to dance or smoke(incense, pot, meth) candles.

Science cant prove most of this with numbers and code. Its about getting to a mental relaxation, focus, stimulated, deep, open.

A mind in this state is more able to find meaning in tarot.

Go in peace



Dear Tarotanon, will I succeed at getting my jap schollarship next year? The odds of succeeding are very low but I still going to try. My future depends on it. However I require some guidance, please help.


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A 3 card time spread

The present card

Page of wands.

Woman riding a deer. Dashes over air, earth and fire.

The deer enforces happiness youth and fast life. Enjoy what you have.

Enjoy all you have as long as it lasts.



U got a very clouded card. Sorry it didnt involve your question.

Can mean you should take steps to make change

Go in peace


I feel a general lack of will to do anything. Should I continue doing what I'm planning on doing, or should I just force a huge life change?


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Anon. Give me like 10 mins. My body needs food


I'll take a reading too. Will I have a good month?


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A question for the 2 card raven spread

This way. That way

This way card.

Devil in reverse.

Darkness. Challenge. Fantasy and quickness of events. This path is fast

That way card.

Death card in reverse

A stubbornness impedes leading to radical change



Your next. I need an hour

My focus time



Stubbornness, more like cowardice. What's fantasy mean?


Can your cards tell you who I am?


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Will do a time spread in present

The four of wands in reverse

Two people collaborate. The roses mean reward with hard efforts. But reversed, ideas are blinded by those roses.

Maybe a month of partner issues



I think i cant say. Thats for a fortune telling or ouija spirit board.

Tarot isnt yes or no, friend



This is something now, didn't expect such an entertaining reading. 444 has been showing up a lot recently, which I assumed to be related to Anubis (personal reasons) and I've had this girl from high school stuck in my mind like mad lately. Guess being blinded by her is already here, but I'll reflect more on your reading since it was so interesting and timely.

Thank you.



After a bit of study, my deck has no reference to Egyptian ancient lore. Im honored you found meaning outside my English deck. Proves tarot goes beyond bounds of limits




Go in peace




Your mind thinks about its own subliminal needs and causes daydreams or fantasy. Stay awake and focus on reality


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Guess 1 card draw from prism desk.

The eight of coins.

Your a hard worker but little pay



Not wrong there.




Thank you, I think I know what it means.

>Enjoy all you have as long as it lasts.

This scares me a bit, but it could mean that I should take this time to prepare myself and study.

Another interesting thing is that searching for other meanings of this card I found out that they do also match pretty well with my situation or it could just be my brain believing to see things when there's nothing In any case thanks again and keep up the good work, you're an interesting lad.

could the woman riding the deer symbolize my gf?



Could the deer symbolise your best friend?



Im very happy you found a deeper meaning.

To ur final question. No. The rabbit means sexual virility or a need to chase the rabbit. Both ride it. They control those..

Go in peace



Deer means again sexual virility




Well now that I think about it, it makes a lot more sense now because its surprisingly accurate. But how so? Is it just my mind?

I wanna know more about you Tarotanon, how did you got into tarot cards?


Hello tarotanon!

I'm stuck on my spiritual path. How can I progress again?

Will I find enlightenment in this life?




My honest answer will crack u up.

The cartoon Arthur. A class mate named Prunella. Shes into esoteric arcane magick. She has a crystal ball. (Look up in my thread. I posted pic of her before her spookBall)

Her openess to what some may consider witchcraft, Prunella openly embraces the spirit arts. I fucking love her.

My tarot reading name is: PrunellaTarot

Also played magic/gathering in the 90s.


I was bored. David Icke


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Doing a 3 card time spread.

2 card draw. Present and future.

1st card, the present…

Nine of swords in reverse.

So many swords. Swords represent air element; the mind. In reverse this card says bad dreams. Nightmare. Mental chaos.

The future card is the card of strength.

In this case the lion means strong spirit, could also mean dominant sexual behavior. The lion stands over gold wheat. Thia means abundance of food.

Your future has bounty but with restlessness and insecurities.


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Focus for me

If water is life. This is pure life


Fatigue and stick-in-mud syndrome. Sleeping all the time, always tired. Calling Prunella's Friend to bail me out with a reading. Thanks. Will enter credit card information now. !@#@-^%*-$?*%-$?%&


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whats up D?




The pill is painful. Fresh air. Social interactions

I know. I hate that stuff. Im a palekid


hello fren.

may i know please if next year good for me. in (love status, social life, and study)

I'm really an autist with social anxiety. will that change?

appreciated sir.



Thank you so much for investing time and effort for others. I appreciate it.

Mental chaos and restlessness are my daily bread. And I have bad dreams almost every night, so yeah.



Not sure what Nica is but my name starts with D. Gimme a second reference to who I am mf.


Okay. Thanks. I guess I'll get the fresh air, fresh food, fresh spices, fresh tendies, fresh friendies. Lil' workout and music. Just a lil of the in n out.


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Ill do some reads later today



Am I walking the right path for my future?



Hey Tarotanon

I wanna ask, is magick something I should pursue? Will I be a successful magician desu? Been wondering if occultism is something I'm meant for.



Hey Tarotanon, am I turning schizo?


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Will do a 3 card time read.

The eight of cups

A priest and his assistant. The man looking( ). The assistant looking humble. Submissive. The cups in the air stand out to me. The cups mean water meaning life but they hang in the air. The body of the pair could mean abuse. In this case the cups, an abuse of life. The body language of the pair could mean abuse of trust or corruption

This card suggests a dark future for you.


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A 3 card time spread. Present.

The magician

A wizard, bare legged. A sword and wand block his walking. He touches gallows with magick force. A gold cup can also be seen

This card suggests entering another world. His tools of magick at his feet says hes leaving behind his flesh. Either learning through craft or a master success will be hard earned. The theme of magick suggests this earned success may come through trickery. The tools and skills are there. Use them.



I cant give you an answer. I do is as a hobby and not a lifestyle. I see occult stuff as social clubs. If you want to expand your mind try books and figure out what you like. I enjoy tarot cause its interpretation and storytelling and i think thats fun.




Thats moar a question for a fortune teller sorry


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Some crazy math tarot style

I did a personal read doing many reads with at least 1 reverse card.

I did a 4 card spread, all reverse.

78 cards.

Another. In less than 2 hours, pulled death and devil card in 2 separate reads

I make sure my deck very well shuffled


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I did a 4 card story read. No question

Its about linking the cards to tell a story.

Heres my 4 card story

Ten or coins. A woman of wealth and food. Loved by her people

King of cups in reverse.

The woman becomes mentally imbalanced.

Seven of swords. The woman becomes evil and treacherous. Evil. Ruling her kingdom with evil madness.

Three of cups reversed. The woman is deeply lonely. The cruelty and madness are from her sad lonely heart.



dark future as death?

actually i can agree that. i have made several future suicidal plans idk.

anyway. thanks again sir.



Your welcome

But please dont kill yourself

Go in peace



Will I ever overcome my agoraphobia?


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Everyone in life feels this.

My spirit animal *a cat, and myself think its not suited for my cards.

Feel happy to re ask your questions.



I have no other question, I don't exist outside of my room so it'd all be a waste. Thank you for your honesty, good luck with your craft hope you have a wonderful life.



I can understand

I was and kinda still when i can be a palekid i was natural homebody.

Then my dad died. Mom went blind and i the only legal driver. In a flash i was doing all the shopping, paying bills, driving a lot.

U can take it one step at a time.

A tiny start is fresh air if u can. Crack a window. A cool breeze feels nice.

Keep in touch. I have a home on..




I'm sorry but I'm asking another question besides "err lethardy guuh" and it's a question of what psychic events have been taking place in my life. The farther back the better. Am I a psychic war vet? Should I be applying for my pension? Do people come to me and do I sub-consciously help, heal, fight, etc.???


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Thats a mouthful

Ill do a 3 card time spread and focus on your past. Ill tap the future card and focus past.

The past card is

Seven of cups reverse.

This is a card of choices but reverse these choices have already been made. Dye is cast.

I tapped present n future cards to focus on past.

Thats all i can say about the read


Are you still doing these?



Sorry I misspoke. Thank you for the reading for the past. Could I get one for the present as well – if you are willing? I meant to say both.

Why can't you explain the reading? Is it a matter of will or ability? What cards did you tap for it?


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Sure. But later or tomorrow

I have no que so you will be first



Whenever you please, could I get a story spread? Tall order for a guy not asking about anything in particular, I know.


Oh great one, my last couple of years have been absolute shit. Will 2019 see a change of tide for me?



K. Ill do one a bit later






Ive had a few crazy days. Not ability. Will. I caregive so i have odd routines.


You can have another read. Just ask later



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Ill do a 4 card spread story style. No question.

Ten of swords in reverse.

A soldier firmly in control of his mind. Acute mental focus. On a quest.

Nine of cups in reverse.

The soldier has heartbreak over a woman and loosing his focus.

The hermit card reverse.

Says forced solitude. The soldier had his way with the jilted lover and arrested.

Queen of coins in reverse.

The woman publicly denounces the soldier destroying his honor.



Could you do the same for me?


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Ill do a time spread.

The page of swords

Riding the horse suggests control and companionship but this a card of secrets, whispers, spying.

Card says your next year will be very interesting



A story spread?



Yes if possible please


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Ill do a 4 card spread story.

The ace of coins in reverse

An unorganized person who has lost touch with there roots.

The king of coins in reverse.

This person is a pale skin. Hates sunshine. A lover of books and magick study. They happy to stay in just reading.

Seven of wands.

This person is a master of the library. The roses mean emotion and hard earned effort.

The world card.

This person is happy. He will die in that library feeling whole and complete.



Wow… I'm an immigrant who hasn't visited his homeland in over a decade and still got the pale skin as well as my lack of connection to my roots, you're incredible, sunshine hurts my eyes as well. I don't know whether you care or not(not in a mean way, but I understand on some level I'm just a mooching stranger so I hope that didn't come off as rude or dismissive or baiting a response through pity) but your post resonated with me greatly, I appreciate you so much anon. A lot of what you said escapes my understanding and I'm afraid of trying to interpret it since it'd feed my ego so I can't speak on greater meaning other than I have a massive collection of books and have even gone as far as having audio books in the background as I read a book. I didn't have to wish you luck in your craft, at least from my perspective you seem really adept. If possible a love/job reading would be appreciated as well but I don't want to be too greedy, so if you have time and feel up for it, if not I've saved your post already and though I appreciate it, I'm going to use it to make changes. I can't allow this chaotic mess to be where I dwell, I'm going to start small, organizing and take your(I'm not sure if that was you or another, I assume so but I could be wrong) advice of taking steps towards going outside. That day you wrote that, it may seem silly but I went out to buy crazy glue. Was going to order it online as I usually do but I went out and a child and a man smiled at me. I cried, I'm crying typing it now, it had been so long since I had seen an unfamiliar face in the flesh. Sorry for the long post, been told I can be overwhelming so don't feel bad if you skimmed it.


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Im happy to help.

As mundane as it sounds, fresh air can really calm the spirit. I love the rain.

Ill do a read for your love/job question.

A time read. Present.

The death card.

This doesn't always mean death. Means dramatic change.

Be ready for unexpected things.




>An unorganized person who has lost touch with there roots.

>He's an inmigrant

Holy fuck. What magic is this? also good luck man

Please Tarotanon, I know that this may annoy you but can I have a story spread too? I'm the anon studying for jap schollarship that posted a few days ago.



I feel you may have read the past, just yesterday I ended a 5 year relationship with a woman I thought I would marry. She was accommodating to my shut in lifestyle and very understanding but due to how I am we didn't see each other often and I always felt she was withholding stuff from me, in the end she told me she was going through a moral/ethical dilemma at work but wouldn't tell me what so I ended it on the spot, I'm sure she cheated on me but I don't care, I got love from her and a mountain of social experience that I lacked so though I am appreciative of her impact in my life I just couldn't go on with her. Thank you so much! I wish it would've provided insight on my job, or maybe my ego is blinding me to another possibility of the card but as it stands to me you seem authentic. If there's ever anything you need done in NY I live here and I would do anything possible to help as long as I'm capable of it. I hope I don't seem arrogant and self centered with the responses, I just felt a need to let you know that I think you're right.



Didn't mean to double post, thank you for wishing me luck anon, I appreciate that greatly. I also wish you luck in whatever journey you take in life, I wish good luck on everyone, hope the world ends up happy.



David Icke, that sounds like me. Thanks friend.



Im happpy for you

Im sorry the cards didnt give you other aspects you needed.

Keep in touch



K. Gimme 10 mins


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A 4 card story story spread

Knight of wands in reverse

A man of clear intention. Focus.

Eight of cups

Corrupt. The floating empty cups suggest abuse of life.

Card of justice in reverse.

This person has no morals or respect of anything relating to order.

The fortune card.

Open possibility.

Whatever the person did, they will continue .



Should we try for another baby now or wait a year?


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>The floating empty cups suggest abuse of life.

>Whatever the person did, they will continue .

This hits too close home, I fucked up a lot and made lots of mistakes, but now i'm changing myself for good.

Thank you tarotanon, you're a treasure fam.


We all gona make it bruh, stay safe.



How ominous. Is that my fortune?


Will I pass this school year?



Hello Terro,

I am >>43576

Could you tell me more about >>43571, such as the cards tapped or what it means in the context of my question.


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Ill do a time spread

Present is the star in reverse. This means lost hope.

Future card is the temperance card. Life. Love. A power animal protects.

Sounds like wait.



Your welcome



No. Just a 4 card story


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The present card

Knight of cups.

A card meaning. Intense feelings. Lacking bounds. The rider failing to ride his horse. Empty cup on ground.

A bad card about your school year.


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Tapped card just one i didnt need and to make cards i do plan to read moar relevant


Had convalescing to do yesterday


Ok, tarotanon, What i should do after university?


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The devil card in reverse.

Suggests facing a nemesis. Darkness and bad endings. In reverse, the nemesis will be in control.



oh fck, i dont understand, so explaine me, i am retard.



Just be ready for sudden change.

If u have an enemy, make up or stay far away



Another question, ¿am i worth as human being?



Doesnt feel right doing a read for that type question. Sorry


Yo Tarot mang – how gud is my Devil Brew? What tarot card should I draw on the hypothetical bottle? Will it be "Swords stab you through the heart" or "Death" or what?


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1 card draw

Three of swords

A card of destruction


Daaamn did I call it or what?

I tried pulling my own card for the great boon of the Devil Brew and got:




Nice m8


Just put every spice in your cupboard in a cup of hot water, add hot sauce and apple cider vinegar, make sure there's curry powder in there, add some oil (I like sesame oil or just olive oil) and the Devil Brew is complete. Will teach you to be mindful of the savagery in your stomach.



Sounds spicy.

Yikes. Lol



I'll ask for a reading.

what will happen if I decide to get back into driving cars next year?


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Ill do a time read future spread

The tower in reverse

A powerful card about fury or revolution.

The 2 ravens in this card means power transfer.

In reverse suggests unhelpfully destructive


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Ill be doing reads today


I found a key with a lanyard in my pocket, and I don't recognize it. After extensive asking around, no one seems to claim ownership to it either.



Mystery key. Cool!



What does it mean?


How will my workout go today?


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A mystery key. Ill do a 9 card prism spread and read the card –the root of the matter.

The ace of cups.

A card of love, joy, life. Romance.


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Close to a fortune teller question but ill do a present card spread

The six of coins in reverse.

A card of financial gain but in reverse, loss

Watch your wallet/valuables today.



Looks like I'll be paying myself (reverse) like the bourgeoisie I am and own the MEANS OF PRODUCTION Das Capitale til I have a monopoly on all GAINS.



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Will I have good health next year, anon?



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Future read.

The eight of coins.

A card of finance gain through art and hard work.inspiration and vision. Nothing about health.

Maybe working hard next year will keep you in good health or maybe overworking makes you ill.


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Thanks for the reading, anon! Perhaps I will start eating more healthy and exercising so I can keep my hard-earned shekels and not die.




Your card says that forearm gains and creative finger use (hheh) will keep you in good health. I suggest going to gripboard.com or inventing your own creative forearm exercises/techniques will put in the top 1% of Health.




A point of tarot is see your faults you dont like and change your tarot story


Go in peace


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At an impasse, trying to escape NEET life and going back into study next year. Not actively looking for friends or love but i'd like that a lot. Could I get a read please?


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Will do a 2 card, this way, thay way. Two paths.

This way card.. The world card.A Powerful card.

A journey will be finished in terms of earth. Coins. Or fire is earth. Money and spirit, both balanced.

That way card. King of wands.

Fame. Popularity. Everything gilded suggests wealth. This card in reverse.

Vain. Ego. Megalomania.



I gotchu. Doing a Glow-In-The-Dark-CIA-Nigger spread. Turns out it's Agent Master of the Monolith, Earth Mana, Wildwood edition.

I draw The World Tree (The World in your gay decks) and place it in reverse as the base of the monolith. If you are familiar with Muad'dib (Paul Atreidies) in Dune, you know that you aren't him. You have no sense of what your True Form is and will remain a powerless henchman for as long as you have a weak heel and weak low back. The CIA Niggers are keeping you in the dark on EVERYTHING and the Base of the Pillar (Usul) is where you must begin. Gain strong standing in the Seitche amongst the Fremen to pass Go.

I draw The Shaman (Magician in your gay decks) and place it in a horizontal mirrored position under the base of the monolith. This is the energetic well or foundation of the other cards, being conducted by the monolith in general. It seems that you want to be a magicman and gain power over the four elements and what not. In every aspect of your life you look for the magic but to be a Man you must be an Anti-Mage and slay the Fagic Cock Snorklers.

I draw The Wheel (The Wheel of Fortune in your gay decks) and place it in reverse as the top half of the monolith. This wheel is the woven fabric of destiny. It's just a spinning wheel for making fabrics. Looks like you have no sense of destiny or future. When the wheels be a-turnin' you throw a wrench in them because you're afraid of going 2fast like jumping in a shopping cart and riding it down a tall tall steep steep hill. Since the top of the monolith is where lightning strikes, you are dull and slow as fuck. Call to action mf do you have it?! Jump into situations much much bigger than yourself and get hit over the head a few times if you want to live.

I sacrifice a card to block the quartz on my desk from fucking with me.

I place a horizontal and bi-symmetrical Three of Arrows (Jealousy) as an energy current through your monolithic problem. It seems that your jealousy and the jealousy of others is a popular theme in your fucked up life. Try being less of a jealous faggot and sweat it out, then put on your rain jacket because the crabs-in-a-bucket that is NEETs everywhere will try to flood you with feels and faggot moralizing, pseudo-rational justifications to drag you back down to their bottom-of-the-barrel level. In other words, kill crabs and don't wear anything easy to hold on to.

I sacrifice three cards and summon Exodia, The Forbidden One: Seven of Bows (Clearance). I stamp the spread with the Official Seal; You are trying to create clearance but are waiting for things to clear. This is no clear. You are six feet under and the only clearance you'll get is the dirt you shovel out from in front/above you and stomp and compact below/behind you. No space will be created. Only way. Then you'll finally get out to the surface and complain about how cold and windy it is. Then, if you stay out in the open, after a few weeks, you'll decide to build a hobbit home that is half-underground, half on the surface. In other words, you need to be real cozied up with your fuck-uppery to get through this eye-sore of a situation. Like working out and not showering after, just sleeping in your filth. That's the solution. Creating space/clearance is good but do it in micro-doses, like eating a clove of garlic or brushing your teeth every week instead of every other week.

gg no re



Easy bro

Dune is a great movie btw. God tier


All in all, as long as you become a cold, hardened man that kills magic and dreams, living with the harsh consequences of his past actions and bearing the burdens your sobering conscience brings, you'll make it.



Hope you mean BOOK cocksucker



I think I like this reading >>43758 best, thanks anyway Tarotanon.



Your just feeding a troll



I actually drew those cards faggot. I even dropped a card on the quartz because it was bothering me, and sacrificed three cards on the top of the deck while thinking, "And now I sacrifice three cards to summon Exodia, The Forbidden One". I left out that I kept everything face down till the end though. I did it in order to not get distracted.


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Still doing reads

Trolls ignored



I dunno, he's definitely taking the piss but at least he's effortposting and being mildly amusing. It's not like he's derailing the thread. I really did appreciate the reading though even though i'm not quite sure how to interpret it.



100% trolling.

Who says nigger for a read.

Half that stuff is demonpost

I dont invoke.


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Hes being an attention whore.

I been doing this a week here and wants to be the star. Tarottroll could have his own thread long ago.


All reads must be conform to Arthur's Showtime Standards or burn at the stake.

>Half that stuff is demonpost I dont invoke.

Any bit of vinegar is no-no demons. In the East the Yang Cultivation path (masculine, extrovert, actually gets shit done and has any power in this world/your life) is considered the "demonic" path – what bit of masculinity has never been demonized ?? lol

If you choose to ignore the passive-aggresive, mostly passive bunch of feminine bastards you've met and will meet, you'll go far. Act from the Gut, not the Brain.



No point in creating another thread. Just doing a reading because I want to.

Pure territorial instinct right here, yet he says I made a "demonpost". This forum isn't big enough for two tarot threads. Too slow. Plenty big enough for two tarot posters in a single thread though.

Drama Queen Prunella.



I disagree.

I cant stand your troll/demon posting.

Your just anarchy. This was my idea fot a tarot thread. Jealous i beat you to it.

>attention whoreism proved



Alright we're moving on. Who wants another reading? Demon Tarot with the Wildwood Deck.



I have an important meeting in a big city next tuesday. Is it going to go well?



I drew the Green Man (Emperor in norm deck) and place it in reverse. It's in the "Situation as it looks to be cookin', even without my influence" position. This tells me that ya'll gonna take the shit out of eachother or just generally disrespect/fight over some shit. Generally uneasy.

Next card, in the "first step of my multi-step plan to unfuck the situation" position – The Wheel (Wheel of Fortune) placed upright. Keep mindful of the long-term destination and don't step off your path to go AWOL.

Next step is a double card placement meant to be used in tandem and makes up the meat of the solution. I draw Two of Vessels, Attraction, upright, and draw Six of Vessels, Reunion, reversed. Underneath these cards are shadow cards.

I will get to the shadow cards last.

These two cards are telling me that you should keep things attractive while making everyone forget the sour grapes. Keep things a little divided and tease them with 20 lbs of pussy and ass, without giving it to them. Carrot on a stick.

Lastly is the final, converging solution or result. I pull The Great Bear and place it in reverse (Judgement in regular tarot). It invites one to enter the cave of meditation and rebirth… the polar bear does, I mean. It demands that you do. You must ignore this bear and make sure everyone does. Keep everyone busy with something, you need to create time or some shit. Perhaps it's the natural result of the previous meaty step. That would be good.

There are two shadow cards under this one.

There is a final shadow card beyond the last one.

Now for the shadow cards: The Hooded Man reversed (The Hermit in normal tarot) – under the two card meat solution. This tells me that you should avoid the hard, sobering journey you could take through this, and go with a less hard and sobering one.

Next card: Knight of Stones, the Horse, upright, underneath the converging solution/result/path. This tells me that you/ya'll need to get to work (physically) or continue doing so. Since this is below the reverse Great Bear, and in tandem with the last shadow card/face up cards, it seems that there's too much contemplation and thoughtfulness and not enough ACTION. Perhaps that's why people are getting pissy, disrespectful or are anxious about something? (Green Man reversed).

Below even THIS shadow card is another, in the horizontal position: Balance (Temperance in the normal deck). I would interpret this as meaning that, to achieve balance, or by achieving balance, ya'll can/need to get to work without interruption and doubt.

Final shadow card: King of Bows reversed, Adder. This one is funny. The image is a bunch of snakes wrestling for territory. The final solution/result is this not happening.

All in all, the message seems to be that, as long as everyone has work to do and likes how things LOOK – keeping distracted – everyone will be off each other's necks.

Amateur Demon Troll Tarot reader here, let me know what you think.


The Horse could mean giving everyone space tbh. Less micro-managing.



I understood less than 10% of what you said, but the advice makes sense. I'll let you know how the meeting went, if I'm still alive by then.



Can I ask what you meant by being an "anti-mage" anon? That bit was confusing.



Become a skeptic. Think logically and in rational terms. Look for mundane causes for mystical, magical, emotional, social, mental events. Use your intelligence and wield your rational mind like a sword.

Don't get caught in ANY appeal to emotion, fear, awe, glory, and as well – authority, rule, common sense, convenience… et cetera. This is most important.

Once you have a sense of your meddle, put it through extremes to strengthen it. Extreme heat, extreme cold.

Finally, attain exoteric knowledge (STEM subjects) – pure logic, perfecting methodology.

Time to sober up.




Alright then, followup - what must I do to better prepare myself for responsibility of stuff such as this without letting stupid make the decisions for me?

thank you for the readings!

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