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Viper SSSSnek threeead!

''[Edit] Board Archive is now up: https://mega.nz/#!gEE0HTBY!UPmojdA5LN8xPThfQopEXtkbrgIWE8vA2K8H46luG_w

There is an anon making a Viper story here:''

https://code.stypi.com/y8nonkrf

Every viper we catch… we ssshall put in thisss threead.

Any other ssnake I will put in other threeads, I sssugesst you do the ssame.

I will update the board every ssingle day after collecting more viper/new sneks.

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

BETA CANCELLED

THIS IS NOW A META THREAD

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/xen/ Drawthread?

Hey, I was wondering if anyone would be interested in a drawthread being hosted here on /xen/.

Might as well start churning out delicious OC, yeah?

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Wraith

Figure this is the kinda place for this kinda stuff.

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The Princess who Loved Insects

Part 1

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VIGILO CONFIDO

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Xenomorph Thread

A thread dedicated to that old classic and all the porn it's generated over the years

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Alien/Xeno Thread

We Come In Peace edition

We used to have a thread on another site but the mods have been trying to ban us. Can we hang out here?

We bring gifts

https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1xx

>lewd stories linked inside

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Quarians

Come on /xen/ for shame, I know some of you must like that fine hermetically sealed booty.

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I want to get a xeno themed onahole

does anyone have any recommendations?

only ones I know of are the fleshlight and this one https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/melt

I've heard the fleshlight feels really loose

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Non-Snek lewd xenos

Hope it's okay for all other aliens here, sneks are cool but they're not always quite enough for me.

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KMKZ's Viper Erotica

This is a thread for an XCOM 2 porn fic, focused on Viper, exclusive to /xen/.

Updating once a week, anyone who wants a specific interest/fetish/scene idea catered to can post it as a request, and I'll do my best to give anon whatever they want.

>Why are you writing this and taking requests?

Because it's fun, makes good practice and Viper is my waifu.

>What are your "do"s and "don't"s?

I have very few of the latter, so don't hesitate to ask.

>This sucks!

Yes, but it's good practice for me and if someone else can get a decent fap out of it, then it's all good fun.

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Mod Discussion Thread

ITT: Post and discuss your mods, or other peoples Mod ideas.

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Crypto Sporidium

All this stuff about XCOM reminded me of Destroy all Humans from a while ago. I did a bit of looking but this was the only rule 34 I cold find for it. Surely we can do better than this, right?

Crypto is a wise talking alien that constantly probes uptight 50's housewives and farmer's daughters, he's the sort of character that deserves more rule 34 treatment.

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Well I think we all knew this day was coming.

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How2Pirate XCOM Long War

Hey there fags! In light of the recent announcement of XCOM 2, many of you poorfags, myself included, remembered they never finished their now non-canon (or maybe not, if you suck enough!) playthrough of the Long War.

Many of you are also autists like me who had both pirated it yet cannot live without playing the most recent version of something, only to find any and all torrents were from hella old versions and thus didn't work, and to boot missed that sweet sale that happened with the announcement.

Alas, after many questions and pleas for help gone unanswered, I have found the way to do it! And in true, selfless fashion, I shall teach you the dance of the poorfag.

First, grab this:

https://thepiratebay.gd/torrent/9185034/XCOM_Enemy_Within-RELOADED

Any Enemy Within copy you have lying around will actually do, but I've only tested with Reloaded copies so I'm going with that to be sure.

Now, this:

https://thepiratebay.gd/torrent/10165467/XCom_EW_Modded_Long_war_Pack

Grab the update rar and drop it into the Enemy Within/XEW folder, and overwrite everything. For the crack, since this is a badly translated updated pack from a russian site, it's badly explained, but there are three versions - he says it's one for each type of processor but I couldn't make sense of it.

For my case, an i5, the first one worked just fine. Drag and drop to Enemy Within/XEW/Binaries/Win32. Overwrite as needed.

(For you folks with iffy antiviruses, it might detect a false positive on steam_api.dll - feel free to test it to your hearts' desire, but if you pirate a lot of vidya you should be used to this file causing trouble with these types of programs.)

Now, ignore the Long War setup that comes with it - it's grossly out-of-date. Grab the newest one here:

http://www.nexusmods.com/xcom/mods/88/?tab=2&navtag=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nexusmods.com%2Fxcom%2Fajax%2Fmodfiles%2F%3Fid%3D88&pUp=1

You'll need a Nexus account, but if you're annoyed with that I'm sure you can find mirrors elsewhere or better, a kind anon can upload it to mega as this thread goes on.

Run the setup and then run XComEW.exe - congratulations, you can now play the most recent version of the Long War!

I hope this brings both relief and happiness to you, fellow anons. Game on.

Also, this can serve too as a snektits XCOM general thread.

HOW TO REDUCE SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

Users\user\Documents\My Games\XCOM - Enemy Unknown\XComGame\Config and then open up XComEngine.ini file.

Open the file with notepad and press "Ctrl" and "F" to open the search menu. Type in the search box "[SystemSettings]" without the quotes.

Edit anything you want under [SystemSettings] except:

DepthOfField=True

AmbientOcclusion=True

SHSecondaryLighting=True

DirectionalLightmaps=True

Make sure to keep a backup of the XComEngine.ini file.

You may experience technical issues at first, so you will need to experiment to get the settings that you need.

UPDATE

Posting the magnet links so no dealing with piratebay fuckery.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:680c5b6e323e17d9468961d02c70a1dc4df283f7&dn=XCOM+Enemy+Within-RELOADED&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:b0c2dffdb4989edd56a53cd6bb01e1c8651924bb&dn=XCom+EW+Modded+Long+war+Pack&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969