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XCOM, Snek and Xenos http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SneXCOM

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1ad30b No.1[Reply]

''[Edit] Board Archive is now up: https://mega.nz/#!gEE0HTBY!UPmojdA5LN8xPThfQopEXtkbrgIWE8vA2K8H46luG_w

There is an anon making a Viper story here:''

https://code.stypi.com/y8nonkrf

Every viper we catch… we ssshall put in thisss threead.

Any other ssnake I will put in other threeads, I sssugesst you do the ssame.

I will update the board every ssingle day after collecting more viper/new sneks.

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217dc5 No.1631

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a44959 No.1279[Reply]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

BETA CANCELLED

THIS IS NOW A META THREAD

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597e3e No.1620

>>1609

>still can't

It's dead, Jim.




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7c470b No.101[Reply]

Figure this is the kinda place for this kinda stuff.

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7c470b No.1624

>>1598

>>1600

>>1602

>that onomatopoeia

I see your time at school has paid off very well.

Would you be so kind as to make a coloured version of the last one, with her right nipple displaced a line down, so that it matches her left?


bcca01 No.1625

>>1624

>(106)

Damn, dude.


a430cc No.1626

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>>1624

Of coursh. Thank you.

All my knowledge is actually just small tricks and pretend. But don't tell anyone!

>>1625

The thread is almost a year old, mind.


7c470b No.1628

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>>1625

I'm the OP. I made this thread, and have posted most of the images in it.

>>1626

>there's already a "lol.png" in my Wraith folder

Sand on the beach. I thought this would never happen. Oh well. "lol (2).png" it is, then. Thanks, by the way.

Oh, and a new pic by da polar inc. It's of the Wraith "camouflaging" her nether regions to appear more 'human-like'(, though I'm pretty sure she can't actually do that). Interesting enough, to say the least.


fbc239 No.1629

>>1626

>first image

thanks doc




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2d6635 No.872[Reply]

Hey, I was wondering if anyone would be interested in a drawthread being hosted here on /xen/.

Might as well start churning out delicious OC, yeah?

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fc7d78 No.1616

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>>1615

Sounds like a inefficient way to speak, but seems interesting.


e2ab00 No.1617

>>1616

I'm not the guy who drew it. I'm just amused by the idea that a creature has a bell for a head.


fc7d78 No.1618

>>1617

I should probably pay more attention to IDs.


3b0295 No.1619

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>>1614

I know, I was just trying with a different head.

>>1615

This is a great explanation I'll adopt. You see, they would hold these big metal bells they'd wrap around their soft mandibles to communicate.

Originally a means of warning your compatriots of immanent danger, as they don't have vocal chords – the mouths are strictly for eating – their use became more and more complex, to the point of forming a full extension which inserted itself onto the existing sign language. Semantically, the bells are used to emphasise parts of the sentence, scansion, doublespeak and irony, expressing complicated emotions like love and discussing law and science.

This is falling into desuetude nowadays because the younger generation stopped caring for traditions and layers of meaning in communication and just wiggle their arms idly like the lazy shitters they are. In town centres, prostitutes still make an extensive use of the bells (to call for clients), which may also explain why they aren't as popular as they once were. They use a bastardised vocabulary focused on sex positions and fetishes, with frequent borrowings from the aforementioned fields. Oral sex, for instance, is sometimes belled as "unreachable soft test-tube experiment".


2356d6 No.1621

>>1619

>unreachable soft test-tube experiment

Sounds like a really bad translation of something from Chinese.




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b19837 No.154[Reply]

Part 1

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9750bb No.1532

And now I have a new fetish

please direct me to more of things like this


7006d3 No.1554

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>read this before watching Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

>cannot appreciate the movie without images of the princess fucking every insect in sight

God damn it.


a419fc No.1557

>>1554

>I posted the story, and had no idea there was a movie

Was it any good?


69ebe9 No.1564

>>1557

Really good animated film, but I can't unsee her original role.


509baf No.1569

>the princess who loved insects

>not the prince who loves insects




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d528de No.1496[Reply]

VIGILO CONFIDO

94f1a2 No.1497

NATIVES GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


dcec93 No.1549

>>1496

>killing ayys

But then who do we fuck?


8c4e54 No.1550

>>1549

Well, who are we fucking now?


231bc2 No.1551

>>1550

No one.


74a2eb No.1552

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309e08 No.1406[Reply]

A thread dedicated to that old classic and all the porn it's generated over the years

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0dcdbf No.1534

>>1526

Do you mean you want the queen to suck you off or do you mean you want the queen to shove her mouth down your throat?


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0dcdbf No.1537

>>1535

Both, eh?

I'd imagine that extreme form of french kissing wouldn't feel to comfortable.


3e3d85 No.1538

>>1537

That doesn't stop it from being hot, anon.


0dcdbf No.1539

>>1538

I just said it would be uncomfortable, I didn't say it wouldn't be arousing.




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62bb86 No.1104[Reply]

We Come In Peace edition

We used to have a thread on another site but the mods have been trying to ban us. Can we hang out here?

We bring gifts

https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1xx

>lewd stories linked inside

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b1f382 No.1170

>>1167

That's pretty nice. I know the filename says rape but I find it kinda cute, probably because of the very expressive faces and the hand-holding. I can't wait to see it shaded.


173290 No.1171

>>1167

The blue one does things to me that I can't describe. I am eager to see more from you, anon.


282783 No.1173

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>>1170

>>1171

Another WIP, got some minor accenting down.

Sorry I'm posting this one so much lel, I'm just trying to make it a good design, is all. Any thoughts on what to add/remove/change?


b52a50 No.1317

>>1173

Species look fun to play with. Wouldn't mind a few nights developing better relations with that blue critter there.


66378f No.1527

>>1107

Why do they have a line down their faces?




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77a871 No.843[Reply]

Come on /xen/ for shame, I know some of you must like that fine hermetically sealed booty.

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18731e No.1335

Tell us /xen/ about your qt quarian waifu/gf.


a4605f No.1354

>>1325

Consensual bondage is pretty great, but sadly 90% of the bondage porn out there is borderline rape or hardcore S&M stuff. It's hard to fap to something when the receiving partner is crying and/or visibly in distress.


eaefb6 No.1510

Those suits leave more to the imagination than burkas, post asari instead


cff8c6 No.1511

>>1510

>post Asari instead

>blue humans with tentacle hair

Absolutely shit taste holy fuck.




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613a93 No.1374[Reply]

I want to get a xeno themed onahole

does anyone have any recommendations?

only ones I know of are the fleshlight and this one https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/melt

I've heard the fleshlight feels really loose

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e48f86 No.1387

>>1374

Why would you want something "xeno-themed"? That's pretty generic. Anything could be described as foreign, considering that's what the word means, in the first place.


9693dc No.1413

>>1374

I've always wanted one. Problem is, they're usually so horribly expensive. Especially the Bad Dragon stuff, which are really the only ones exotic enough for me.


c9d60b No.1436

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>>1374

I have the cyborg one, was struggling to decide if I wanted the alien or cyborg but decided to go for this one because I'm not into the avatar-style aliens and the alien one reminds me of that way too much. this one also vibrates.


19f21f No.1454

>>1436

I was thinking that it could be cool to have a >>>/clang/ themed one as well, but technically they all are.


c41e47 No.1457

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>>1436

>buying a synthetic vagina made to look like a synthetic vagina




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84be01 No.373[Reply]

Hope it's okay for all other aliens here, sneks are cool but they're not always quite enough for me.

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41df1e No.1330

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>>1329

>>1329

I don't know what those are but I don't mind it being posted.

I usually don't post furry stuff myself but if other users do its a non-issue.


5dfd22 No.1333

>>1328

He was probably talking about Zeena and Stith.

>>1329

>too /furry/ ?

Yeah, they feel more like furbait rather than aliens. I'm pretty sure Sunibee is a furfag which is why they look like that. Also they're gross, Sunibee draws characters they look like they're made out of fucking sandbags. Way too fat.


3f3019 No.1341

>>1333

A furry's low standards cause them to flock to slutty fatties? Go figure.


84be01 No.1353

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Neat, my thread's still going and has fresh content. You guys are awesome.

>>1083

I'll keep an eye out

>>1084

>>1094

Unfortunately that's harder to come by.

>>1215

Boner killer.


303e89 No.1414

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Glad this was made.




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d1be07 No.677[Reply]

This is a thread for an XCOM 2 porn fic, focused on Viper, exclusive to /xen/.

Updating once a week, anyone who wants a specific interest/fetish/scene idea catered to can post it as a request, and I'll do my best to give anon whatever they want.

>Why are you writing this and taking requests?

Because it's fun, makes good practice and Viper is my waifu.

>What are your "do"s and "don't"s?

I have very few of the latter, so don't hesitate to ask.

>This sucks!

Yes, but it's good practice for me and if someone else can get a decent fap out of it, then it's all good fun.

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b5ba58 No.998

>>986

Mods are meanies

(YOU ARE THE MEANIE ACTUALLY)

b5ba58 No.1001


6d6b63 No.1332

Jerry sat in the lone of the tiny room, the air chilled to a freezer. A table sat across from him, and his wrists cuffed behind. Wriggling his wrists, chaffing the skin, the soldier was still on edge.

They dragged him in, kicking and screaming: “Animals!” “Monsters!”

“Terrorist!” they shouted right back.

And here he was, strapped to a chair in the belly of their beast, ready for interrogation. He hoped it were less severe than XCOM's own methods. Fucking animals, fucking monsters. And he was a hero, goddamn!

A knock at the door behind him. Heavy and fast. The swish as it opened, releasing a wave of fresh heat over the back of his neck. Then a shadow washed over him, blocking out the lone light above.

“Jeremy 'Chase' Richter,” the monster hissed out of sight, becoming a shadow itself. The words sliced through the air around his head like a blade tipped with venom: “Do you know where you are?”

Frozen in place, unwilling to look up at the thing circling his head, he spoke to the wall.

“My name,” he announced, “is Jeremy Cherry Richter.”

The voice exploded in a ragged cackle above. It's monstrous form slunk back, its presence darting around the room. Just out of the light, just out of sight.

“I went with 'Chase' to save you some face. But Cherry? Oho, that it just too good…”

The soldier remained in place, shaky eyes affixed dead ahead. Sinister energies stole over his mind; a pair of eyes were watching from the shadows, imprinting their fearsome gaze upon him.

“M-my name,” he stuttered, grasping desperately at his hero's visage, “is Jeremy Ch-Cherry Richter.”

Darting from the shadows a pair of talons slammed into the table before him, claws piercing steel like scissors through paper. Long and reptilian, scales black as the amorphous shadow they sprung from. They flexed in the table, crunching the steel like a ball of paper.

“There he goes, he does it again!” Violently clearing the table the talons shot forward. He winced, eyes slammed shut, anticipating their clammy clench around his throat. A moment passed, and nothing happened. Something breathed hot on hiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


64467b No.1336

>>1332

You better be going somewhere with this


5a9770 No.1343

>>1332

welcome back dude!




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fd26f4 No.370[Reply]

ITT: Post and discuss your mods, or other peoples Mod ideas.

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0c26ef No.417

>>371

This racist trash can't be allowed to exist! I'll have you terrorists know that the banking arrangements with our benefactors are extremely profitable!


fd26f4 No.442

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>417

MERCHANTRY MOD

Subverter

You can use a Subverter to trick enemies into attacking their own, or trick them into shooting civilians.

The Subverter can also bribe enemies into leaving.

Circumcision Buff

This gives your soldiers more HP, and a higher tolerance to damage/poison resistance since getting your foreskin removed is completely healthy for you, goyim.

It also decreases interrogation time.

Greatest Ally Bonus

This allows you to requisition any armament without having to pay for it. You still have to research but you won't have to pay for jack shit.

You can also get other nations to send you their troops for free.

You can also sell resistance assets to the aliens.

Corner Shot

This tech allows you to strap a camera to all weapons and amaze any enemy with your futuristic design. They will still be able to shoot you through cover, but they will be impressed while doing it.

Disadvantages:

Home base is fixed in Tel Aviv.

Your soldiers are 6% more likely to panic.

All civilians will hate you, no matter what you do.

You are the most oppressed people in the history of the universe.

All troops will take 100% bonus incendiary damage.

The aliens do not care of the 6,000,Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


b665e1 No.479

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>>442

OY VEY


f68f21 No.483

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Here's my idea for modding the ayyliens.

The ayyliens are now turned into the jewluminati, ADVENT is replaced by the useful idiot sjw's.

SJW units could include feminazi's, hambeasts, and other monstrosities.

The jewluminati would include all sorts of wacky jewish stereotypes, like Super jews with only a hook nose for a head replacing snek, Golems replacing berserkers, and whatever else we could come up with.

XCOM side wouldn't really be changed all that much if at all, should it?


6700af No.788

/k/ has an idea for a Disney world faction: >>>/k/192953




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b31ae9 No.784[Reply]

All this stuff about XCOM reminded me of Destroy all Humans from a while ago. I did a bit of looking but this was the only rule 34 I cold find for it. Surely we can do better than this, right?

Crypto is a wise talking alien that constantly probes uptight 50's housewives and farmer's daughters, he's the sort of character that deserves more rule 34 treatment.

487a26 No.786

>>784

>Crypto is a wise talking alien that constantly probes uptight 50's housewives and farmer's daughters

He deserves several porn comics at least, honestly he would be a great character, and his occupation allows him to enter a shit ton of situations.




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d901d3 No.590[Reply]

Well I think we all knew this day was coming.

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36d55f No.719

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Hot off the presses!


79a2f7 No.720

>>719

Hmmmm, but can we fuck it?


36d55f No.722

>>720

No

but it will fuck you


79a2f7 No.723

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>>722

Hmmm. I will be waiting until then.


6a8723 No.742

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