SO THIS happened about a year ago:
>be me sitting on front porch around 3 am
the house across from mine is a shelter for "mentally handicapped" adults. there are lots of suicides and suicide attempts over there
anyways>a full grown buck walks out from behind that house
deer are not common in a populated urban area but not unheard of
>I stand up wanting a better view
>deer sees me and panics
IT RUNS TOWARDS A TREE AND STARTS CLIMBING THE MOTHERFUCKER
>the tree shook and leaves fell off. that thing made a shit load of noise
>my mouth is wide open. I yell out loud these exact words:
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!
>I run inside and grab my flashlight
>get back outside and deer is gone from sight
I am still standing there with flashlight trained on tree staring intensley
>my neighbour walks outside looking confused
"anon, what are you doing?"
>that deer ran up in that tree! you didn't see that?!
"anon, did you take some kind of drug today?"
>NO…. why you got any?
"no sorry."
we both stare at the tree in silence for about 30 seconds
"so a deer, huh?"
>a fucking HUGE ONE!
about a minute of awkward silence goes by
"alright man, see ya later"
>later
had no clue what it was until recently.
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