No.13826
How does one acquire a lgf?
No.13828
You can't.
No.13829
>>13826lg can acquire you
No.13830
We literally just had this thread.
No.13840
Perhaps you could purchase one in eastern Europe or Asia.
No.13841
>>13840This isn't who I think it is, is it?
No.13842
No.13843
>>13829She acquires you, you acquire her, it's mutual ownership.
I don't know how, but working a desk job and spending your free time surfing the web doesn't work
No.13875
>>13841Unlikely. And if you think I'm the guy from the loli hotel thread, no.
No.13878
>>13826> How does one acquire a lgf?You start by showing that you are an accommodating, patient, loving, kind, and trustworthy adult who is fine with being friends with her.
Then you observe how she reacts, responds, and relates to your interactions.
If she thinks you are cool, she will instinctively become drawn to you as an older friend, as that has been evolutionarily selected for in our past, given that an emotional bond and a social connection between a qty and an older unattached male leads to the qty getting a direct link to sharing in massive amounts of resources from the older and skilled hunter.
Don't try to hard, however, or you will scare her away, let her come to you.
No.13879
>>13878
>given that an emotional bond and a social connection between a qty and an older unattached male leads to the qty getting a direct link to sharing in massive amounts of resources from the older and skilled hunter.And what does the older hunter get from the little qt?
No.13880
I'm an educator so I've acquired a few over the years. They come and go though.
No.13882
>>13879Nothing, anon's theory is trash before puberty.
No.13889
>>13882I agree, there's clearly no point investing any time into anything that doesn't instantly benefit you straight away.
No.13894
>>13889I disagree, it's nice to have a small friendship with a little girl.
No.13895
>>13894I'm pretty sure the poster you responded to was being sarcastic.
But let's not be naive. Humans are one of the few species that have sex solely for pleasure. There's very old cave art of blowjobs.
If an older hunter gives resources to a young girl that help her survival, you can bet he's getting at least some oral in return.
No.13905
>>13880Wow. How did you manage to have a relationship when being an educator at the same time? Dou you work at a school? I imagine it to be almost impossible to get close to a little girl when knowing her from such an institution.
t. other educator
No.14305
>>13880>educator that word is so wrong, even for non-pedos
No.14306
>>14305I am not a native speaker, sorry.
What is a better word?
No.14307
>>14306Most people would go with teacher.
A teacher is a professional educator and associated with an academic institution like a school. An educator is anyone who teaches something.
No.14308
>>14307And what about people watching school children after school has ended?
No.14309
>>14308School staff/Monitors, sometimes Prefects(also students).
No.14310
>>14308in what setting, an after-school program like boys and girls club or the YMCA?
I would call them supervisors.
No.14311
>>14306>>14307>professional educatorYes, most people would go with teacher. Saying you're going to educate a child sounds like you're going to indoctrinate them into a set of morals. That's why educator is a strong word.
No.14312
>>14310>supervisors.Yeah, that sounds better than monitors.
No.14313
>>14311when i think teacher i think specifically a primary school teacher k-12 (or whatever your countries primary education is), when i think educator i think someone who teaches anything in any setting, like a teacher, or a professor, or a coach, or an instructor.
teacher is to educator what square is to rectangle
No.14314
>>14313For me education is different from teaching. Education comes from home, it's something that shapes you character. And teaching is the knowledge you adquire in school. I know I may sound fussy, but I hate when teachers try to do the parents job and
educate their students on bullshit(usually a feminist world of view).
No.14315
>>14314Also, one of the reasons why I hate the fact people think that only women can be primary teachers. Most of them are arbitrary sluts who push their believes onto the young children. I'd imagine male teachers would be more coherent and impartial with their students. Unfortunately, prejudice rules here, since a male primary teacher is seen as a pedo by many.
No.14317
>>14314>>14315Teaching is the act, education is the effect.
>Unfortunately, prejudice rules hereI agree, like your misogyny for instance. "All men are pigs", "all women are sluts", it's all the same shit. You're a male copy of the exact person you hate, nothing more.
No.14318
>>14317
>I agree, like your misogyny for instance. "All men are pigs", "all women are sluts", it's all the same shit. You're a male copy of the exact person you hate, nothing more.This, so much!
No.14331
Losing my teaching job was one of the worst things that ever happened to me.
I`m back in a big city, where I don`t get the sea of lolis around me every day anymore. Shit sux. I`m having withdrawals, and hoping I can find some place online to chat or e-mail some legit cuties to share some stuff with. Should at least alleviate how much I miss them a bit.
No.14351
>>14331>contacting lolis on the internet>everRetard.
Also how did you lose you teaching job?
No.14368
>>14317I'm not the one hiring them. I just hate how most female primary teachers are arbitrary when teaching; and kids don't even have a chance of getting someone better, being a man or a woman, cause most of the good female teachers are with higher grades and most men won't be accepted because
ZOMG WE CAN'T LET A MAN ALONE IN A ROOM WITH 12 KIDZ, HE GUNNA RAPE 'EM.
No.14371
>>14317>Teaching is the act, education is the effect.In my home language teaching means to instruct, to give a lesson. Educating means
to pass down the moral and intellectual qualities that make up the education (actually look this one up in the dictionary).
No.15767
>>14331Can't wait to see you on dateline you fucking moron.
No.15778
>>14371no one gives a shit about your retarded home language
No.15797
No.15818
>>15797>bawwswear to fookin christ ill hook u in the gabber m8
No.18956
I've seriously considered marrying a woman who already has a baby daughter.
No.18958
>>14331Why not just get another teaching job?
>>18956I'm sure we all have.
No.18962
>>15767Oh shut yeah dateline is back up. I mean the to catch a predator bullshit.
No.19097
>>14315I have a different view. In my experience males are viewed as saviors in early elementary education in terms of their abilities, though I agree that there is a subtle air of suspicion as to why a man would want to be a teacher of young children. I read once about a student with severe disabilities who wore a diaper, and the student's paperwork specifically said that the person changing the diaper had to be female. Maybe there was some kind of issue with the student rejecting a male nurse, but if that wasn't the case then that was pure sexism, plain and simple.
There are definitely some sexist double standards, in which women are excused for behavior far beyond what a man could get away with. Female teachers have a huge leeway with physical touch, while men are advised pretty plainly that they need to keep physical contact to a minimum, and avoid it completely if possible other than a handshake or high five. Meanwhile I've literally seen female teachers kiss students in front of the class and no one batted an eye, while a man had gossip started behind his back because he had a vaguely flirtacious manner of speaking with some girls.
Overall, though, I think because men are much more likely to suppress or minimize their reaction to emotion, and thus tend to act more on rationality in the face of stress, that they tend to make excellent teachers, and females recognize that as well. (Look at how many teachers of the year have been males in K-8, despite being a minority.)
No.19098
Single, virgin male teachers are watched pedo closely.
Being married makes it easier for male teachers.
Same thing with adoption. Similar thing with priests.
Why? because pedophile rapists specifically used those vectors which caused people to raise their guard.
No.19099
>>19097well given how often posters say they teach kids, can you really say the suspicion is unwarranted? everyone has heard of teachers from their schools getting busted for cp.
No.19126
>>19099Fallacybot says: Cum hoc ergo propter hoc.
No.19128
>>19126Yeah they have things backwards. Pedophiles go into that profession because they want to be around kids not that they go into that profession and end up becoming pedophiles.
No.19133
>>19128You mean they, as in the poster you just quoted.
It's not a fallacy whatsoever to suggest that many pedophiles are interested in teaching in order to work with kids, for better or for worse.
Personally I believe no one "becomes" a pedophile, some people just discover their pedophilia earlier or later than others.
No.19136
>>14368sensible people don't make that assumption
No.19141
>>19133>It's not a fallacy whatsoever to suggest that many pedophiles are interested in teaching in order to work with kids, for better or for worse.I don't mean to claim that it is.
What I mean by
cum hoc ergo propter hoc is that we have a correlation between being a teacher and being charged with possession of child porn, but nothing that I'm aware of to indicate that possession of child porn is actually more common among teachers than the general population. They are in a position to be much more easily caught and convicted, for instance.
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No.27023
>>13826
I don't know. Those who are good at it probably keep it to themselves. Be a normie, don't be suspicious, I would think. Those who are pedophiles and sociopaths may know something.
No.27025
>>13826
>>13826
>How does one acquire a lgf?
hang out at parks where parents dump their kids to get away from em for a while. have a puppy&candy&white van to make ur escape
best. plan. ever.>How does one acquire a lgf?
No.27170
Difficult, but you get a job where you work around many. I see so many on my tours, some day maybe one will get 'lost'