>>14659Little Moralfag slowly tries to make his way to his computer.
His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor littered with empty Mountain Dew bottles and all kinds of various dragon dildoes.
He seats himself on his dirty and run-down chair which groanes at the shock of his two-hundred extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it and presses the start button on his outdated computer.
As his computer boots up with a humming sound moralfag picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the Mothers Against Things That Hurt Our Feelings Alliance, containing various instructions for acting like a victim and guilt tripping people in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat and very smelly hands.
One of Moralfag's fat arms accidentally knocks down one of his countless empty vaseline tubes and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten.
Moralfag was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Miranda, you dirty rape-enabling bigot satanist paedophile, why wouldn't you love me?", Moralfag whimpers under his heavy breath.
Suddenly all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Moralfag. Being rejected by his love, her filthy paedo friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the online paedophiles for his own failures.
"I don't need this stupid slut anyway! Or any inferior paedophile, incensitive child abuse-enabling girl for that matter!", Moralfag bitterly mumbles filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Miranda into the trash which is already filled to the brim with used kleenex tissue papers.
Finally logging into his computer Moralfag is greeted by his home wallpaper consisting of a huge black cock. After discovering the internet he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone about his feelings just so that he could lose his virginity before he turned 25.
Still, Moralfag had not found the courage to talk to Tyrone or anyone except for his mother after he finished high school for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck your black dick, Tyrone… ", he sighed.
Moralfag opens up his outdated internet explorer and searches on bing for 8chan's "/pol/" sub-board. Suddenly he remembers his mother's words. She always told him to get a job in real estate or become a factory worker like his father.
"Please get a real job Moralfag! I'm begging you!", she would say, but she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the childrens from these scumbag paedophiles and satanists on the internet whose ultimate goal it is to enable child abuse and rape culture around the world! Moralfag now begins to type on his keyboard: "Listen, you rape enabling pedoscum, listen up here…"
After a short time of posting on 8chan Moralfag is sweaty and frustrated yet again like so often before. "FUCKING PEDO SCUM!", he agressively yells at his computer monitor. Moralfag is so upset that he actually knocks his Applejack pony figure off his desk.
Little Moralfag sniffs his tears away and forces himself to calm down for a little while.
"I'm sorry Applejack", he says. Moralfag then turns to his wall which he has covered in Mothers Against Freeze Peach, MLP and cuckold posters. In the midst of this most unholy mess is a framed picture with the arch words "DIE PEDO SCUM".
Now Moralfag euphorically salutes his wall, and with a burning passion for Israel approved Judeo-Christian Morality in his heart, sitting in his mom's basement, he types endlessly:
"Oh, you gosh-darned Nazi pedos…"