No.21232
I'm way to fucking ugly for a loli to ever love. What should I do?
No.21233
Even if you managed to sleep with a little girl they would just send you to the electric chair, so it's nothing worth fighting for.
No.21239
Go after the boys. If you're stupid and slightly crazy too, turn to babies.
No.22228
Enjoy at a distance, try and find petite girl that's into age play
Atleast that's my plans currently
No.22252
Learn to lucid dream, then fall deeper and deeper into your fantasies until it doesn't matter any more
No.22267
>>21232
Same here. Maybe we could form… some sort of pact…
No.22338
No.22339
Get fit and /cute/.
Lolis loooove fit cute nice pedos :3
No.22508
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No.22513
>>21232
become an 8chan admin like lowcard and copypaste?
No.27212
No.27213
Help, three months later and I'm still ugly and lolies still don't like me.
No.27218
>>21232
sucks for you
little girls love me
sometimes they literally hang from me
No.27235
Go on a diet then start working out. Lolis love fit guys.
No.27240
maybe you should stop wanting to molest children.
No.27243
>>27240
it's not a problem if you arent hideous like OP
beautiful people should be above the law
No.27250
>>27240
That's hilarious coming from a guy who tried to drug and rape two girls
>>27243
Pay him no heed, he's a 16 and a half year old, underaged hypocrite, who despite being strongly against sex with children, still went ahead and got two girls drunk so he could rape them.
No.27252
>>27250
when the fuck did I ever try to drug and rape two girls? Im 17 m8.
No.27256
>>27252
And just like that, he shows his hypocritical nature
>>25925
No.27263
>>27235
Never said I was fat.
>>27240
Aren't you just a fucking bucket of joy these days. You get more self righteous and presumptuous every time you post.
No.27279
>>27256
no that shows you clearly lying you silly cunt.
>>27263
molesting children is bad for you m8. I want OP to stay safe.
No.27477
Be patient. The holodecks are coming. Then everyone will have loligfs, including those who will immediately push to ban holodecks because of what everyone's doing in them.
No.27478
>>22267
kek
lea calling… don't pick up.
No.27613
>>27263
Just find some disgustingly average loser you look the most like. Adopt hairstyle + style of dress. Robert Pattinson or 1D are the easiest ones. Being celeb-struck initially colours their vision of you. Also take up philosophy or something else smart-sounding. Practically impossible to find some ogre-lookin "scientist" of the german Renn era without a loli.
No.28415
>>22508
Perfect body.
So flat, 10/10 camel toe, would lick.
No.28416
lol, kids aren't into beautiful. just be nice to them.
and look but don't touch or daddy will go to jail, because the only thing that ALL little girls have in common is that they can't keep their tiny mouths shut :)
No.30034
It's been almost eight months and I'm still as ugly as shit. Advice?
No.30045
>>30034
You don't deserve a loli, fuck off
No.30070
>>30034
Stop being ugly. Unless you are white and not a redneck, you should clean up to be pretty decent. Your personality will uave to make up the difference.
No.30071
>>30070
* If you are white
No.30106
>>30045
You're right, of course. Why was I even born?
No.30114
>>30106
most of us won't get lolis anyway
No.30119
>>30114
They will never take away my dreams!
No.30125
I'm not too ugly for a loli!
No.30175
>>30034
Adopt one or marry a widow with a prepubescent daughter
No.30180
>>30034
Kill yourself and hope you reincarnate into a better looking person. If reincarnation isn't a thing, all your sadness will be over anyway, so its a win-win situation.
No.30197
>>30175
I know a guy who tried that. He is in prison now.
No.30223
Little girls adore and worship their daddy if you treat them right from birth. You're never "too ugly" for them.
No.30323
>>21232
Get /fit/. Even if you're not fat, being muscular doesn't hurt, assuming you aren't. Eat your veggies, and sleep on time. Take care of yourself.
Get a handsome beard, pluck some of your eyebrow hairs, if you must.
That, or go for an adult or teen.
No.30336
>>30323
Muscles and facial hair are for women, both are intimidating to girls. The honest truth is that you're pretty much fucked if you weren't blessed with a soft looking boyband face.