No.30492
I have a chance at getting a little girl friend!
Older sister and her husband have shit to do this weekend and most of their friends are going too. Their 9yo son is staying with friends, but they were evidently desperate enough to ask me to watch their 7yo daughter! I don't get to go to family stuff often, and when I do, my niece is always very standoffish. What I want to do with this week end is to make her like me. I've very excited, because I almost never get to interact with the little cuties.
So here is my plan, tell me how it might go and how much she would like it.
Friday:
- Wake up at 6:00AM tomorrow, call in sick, spend every moment desperately scrubbing this place from top to bottom and hiding weeaboo shit until it looks and smells like an actual human being lives here and not an antisocial cretin hermit.
- Go buy new sheets and blankets and towels and things, make the place look nice.
- Pick her up from school at 3:45 sharp. I'm told I have to be there half an hour early to get a good spot in line so we won't have to wait too long.
- Take her out to eat at whatever resturaunt she wants, but I'll recommend one of those Japanese places where they cook in front of you, since those are fun and she might like it.
- Come home, watch a movie or play vidya or some shit, IDK, just try not to inundate her with too much autism at once. Pretty sure she likes AutismCraft though, so maybe show off some shit I've made.
- Put her to bed on the couch whenever.
Saturday:
- Cook breakfast. Pancakes done like in that one YuruYuri episode might entertain her.
- Fuck around until noon watching cartoons or whatever she wants to do.
- Suggest we go for a drive or shopping or something.
- Buy her some stuff (but not too much that it would be unfair to her brother, I don't want to show blatant favoritism)
- Help her do whatever homework she was assigned.
- ??? I don't know, suggest me some activities or other things to do. Nothing lewd or too pedo-ish, obviously.
Sunday:
- More breakfast
- Try to get her to go on a walk with me so I can hold her hand <3 <3 <3
- Do whatever else she wants to do
- Return her to her parents at around 5PM. ;__;
Do you think she will like this, and, by extension, me? I'll make an update at some point, so be sure to wish me luck!
No.30493
>spend every moment desperately scrubbing this place from top to bottom and hiding weeaboo shit until it looks and smells like an actual human being lives here and not an antisocial cretin hermit
>Go buy new sheets and blankets and towels and things, make the place look nice
> this weekend
Err, no. You should've been doing these things since the beginning. You can't stop being a greasy creep over a weekend and you sure as hell aren't going to be able to hide your accumulated anti social nature by doing any of these actions.
Best hope she's actually autistic and easily influenceable.
No.30494
>>30493
Ehhh, I'm not that greasy. I've been cleaning and it's not as bad as I thought. It could use an airing out for sure, but other than that, it's there's just some trash to pick up, papers and computer parts everywhere, books all over the place, spilled ash trays in a couple places. I've already found about a hundred forks and spoons in the strangest places. I'm going to do some bleaching this evening, then keep the windows open over night to let it all air out. Then I'll get some candles or something to freshen it up more. Even if I can't stop being an barely-functioning shut-in in the next forty six hours, I'm going to try. I want to make a good impression so maybe she will want to come back and hang out again some time.
I need to buy blankets and towels and stuff because I've never thought I'd have anyone over, so I only bothered buying enough for me. It's not that I don't have any that aren't covered in shit and cum or anything.
She's not autistic, I don't think, just shy.
No.30495
>mfw im not all i did was not be a disgusting creepy weirdo and my niece automatically liked me and am now one of her favorite people
My cousin came down with an illness and needed to move back to her mom's place with her daughter for treatment she couldnt get where she was. The treatment is comparable to chemo and leaves her with basically zero energy to take care of herself let alone her daughter, and her mom is busy with work, so I often come over to take care of her. Of course when she moved she had to pull her daughter out her daughter out of her old life leaving all her old friends behind and where she is now she had very few playmates, so I get to keep her company as well.
Fast forward to today and now whenever I stop by she rushes straight into my arms with the biggest smile on her face :)
No.30496
>>30492
>- Buy her some stuff (but not too much that it would be unfair to her brother, I don't want to show blatant favoritism)
Do not do this, except for some VERY small stuff like some crayons or markers to draw with or something. You're just babysitting her, if you buy her toys her parents are going to be neutral at best, and downright suspicious at worst.
Do you have any hobbies she can take part in? It's nerdy shit you don't think a girl would like, but my niece loved getting to help me put gundam models together.
No.30497
>>30495
It sounds so nice to be friends like that.
>>30496
Hmm, that's a good point about buying things.
I don't really have any hobbies that a little girl would like, or any at all, really. I spend most of my free time trying programming and losing money in investments. The closest thing I have to a hobby is collecting weeaboo shit. I doubt she would be enamored with my fig collection though.
I have a pretty good collection of literature. Maybe I could try that? She's a little old to be reading too though.
Shit, this is a hard question. I feel like I need something to connect with her over.
No.30498
>>30495
Letting a possibly fatal illness do all the work for you, huh? That's nice. Maybe we all won't have to be "disgusting creepy weirdos" if we take advantage of life-threatening illnesses to get our dicks wet like anon here.
No.30499
>>30497
Weeaboos like cute things. 7 year old girls probably like cute things. Watch Spirited Away with her or something.
>I doubt she would be enamored with my fig collection though.
You'd be surprised, I didn't think my niece would be interested in robot models, but we ended up having a lot of fun with them. Just hide any of your overtly creepy/sexual figures.
>She's a little old to be reading too though.
…what?
The hardest part you face is that you said she standoffish. Don't be fake or overbearing. Just be presentable in appearance, and be nice to her and don't try to force some connection if she doesn't want one.
>>30498
Yes I'm totally into providing care for my cousin just so I can get a chance to rape her daughter, it's not like I didn't do the same thing for my childless brother after a serious accident or anything, because who gives a fuck about family right? I'm a pedo, so I must inherently despise all adults after all.
I'm sorry you lead such a pessimistic miserable little life all you can do is spew hate anonymously online.
No.30500
>>30499
Oh no, anon, that was a compliment. Only a pedo with true underhanded ingenuity and selfish motivation could have handled the situation of a dying relative to his own gain so well. You're truly a pedo we should all look up to.
Deepest apologies that I am not of your current euphoric state of well being, whereby my action of commenting on your willingness to steal your cousin's daughter in her time of need, equivalent to "spewing hate anonymously online", and not having manipulated a niece for sexual purposes as having "a pessimistic miserable little life".
I should be ashamed that I am not of your alpha caliber, and should work towards giving enough of a fuck about my family to have a go at their children, just like you have, dear anon.
No.30501
>>30499
>Weeaboos like cute things. 7 year old girls probably like cute things. Watch Spirited Away with her or something.
That's a pretty good idea, I think I'll do that.
>Just hide any of your overtly creepy/sexual figures.
Lel, even I'm not that stupid.
>…what?
You've never read to a loli? It's very fun! Seven is really too old to be doing that though. She can read by herself, and I can't imagine she would enjoy it. Besides that, I was a teenager when I did that last.
>The hardest part you face is that you said she standoffish. Don't be fake or overbearing. Just be presentable in appearance, and be nice to her and don't try to force some connection if she doesn't want one.
Yeah, if we do become friends, I want it to be natural and organic. I've tempered my expectations, and I'm not going into this with any ulterior intentions or anything. There's a chance she might not like me, and I'll have to accept that and try to make it up somehow if she doesn't. But I think we'll have fun if I don't act like an autist or an asshole.
Thanks for the advice, by the way. Going to bed for the night because I have a lot to do tomorrow.
>>30498
>>30500
Come on Anon. I didn't read it that way at all. He's helping his cousin and helping his little cousin adjust through a rough period. He didn't even allude to anything sexual or exploitative; he only said that he takes joy in the friendship.
No.30505
Kids do love hibachi. They also like frozen yogurt and mongolian grills. Those are all pretty expensive though. My cousins, 12yo and 11yo boys and a 9yo girl, seem to like regular pizza joints just as much. You don't have to go all out to impress them like who do gold digging adult whores. Just be yourself. This isn't a date, you don't have to go all out and plan it all out. Just take it easy and hang out. Give her her space when she wants it and be around when she wants that and she'll like you. She'll probably like any adult who doesn't try to act like a parent or treat her like a burden or an infant, really. Assuming she doesn't have any cause to be jaded so young.
>>30495
Be careful with that. The cousins I mentioned above, I… committed a great wrong against. Their father was in a car accident a couple years ago. It took him thirty days to die, after several amputations and infections. Everyone was busy at the hospital and trying to scrape money together, so it fell too me to watch the kids. They asked me all the time if their father was going to get better, and every time I lied and told them yes, even as I got daily updates about how many inches of leg had been lost to necrosis this that day. Then, when it was time, I brought them to the hospital happy, knowing they were about to be told their father was definitely going to die. It was like leading a lamb into a slaughterhouse. I don't think they will or should ever forgive me for my cowardice. Sometimes it isn't worth it to keep them smiling in face of reality.
>>30496
This man has the right of it about the shopping. The parents are not going to like it if you go out and buy her a wardrobe or something. If it can't be found on the racks on the check out aisle or is really cheap, don't buy it. If you want to buy her stuff, wait for her birthday.
No.30506
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>>30500
It's always reassuring to know there's someone more pissy and miserable than yourself. Your over the top cartoonishly passive aggressive conniption fits don't really do anything than give everyone else reading a giggle.
>>30505
>This man has the right of it about the shopping. The parents are not going to like it if you go out and buy her a wardrobe or something. If it can't be found on the racks on the check out aisle or is really cheap, don't buy it. If you want to buy her stuff, wait for her birthday.
If there's anyone out there who could be said to have too much stuff, it's 7 year old girls. They get mountains of of gifts from just about everyone, be it toys or clothes or what have you. Always keep in mind anything you get her is likely to be just another piece tossed on the pile.
If you do choose to get her something, get her something that she likely burns through quickly, like art supplies. My niece eats markers and coloring books for breakfast. Also, consult with her parents before buying anything to see if it's something they'd even want her to have, or have more of.
No.30508
>>30506
Sorry, couldn't read anything but buzzwords there, chap. As much as I give you credit for manipulating your family, you can't bantz for shit. Whole mess looks like it was typed while you were frothing at the mouth.
Why so angry though? For someone supposedly so reassured by the feeling of being insulted, you're taking this in a really sour mood. It's alright to admit words hurt your feelings. If it makes you feel better, you can confide in the fact that your cousin didn't die, something that could have sabotaged all your efforts to woo out her daughter while she was suffering. And losing out on the chance to fuck her daughter would've been a real waste of that stroke of luck.
No.30509
>>30508
It's like watching a bird fly into a window over and over again.
No.30512
>>30509
Like all you butthurt replies, right? Had a good smirk every time
No.30516
>>30512
Is this a misquote? Because we're seeing paragraph after paragraph of pure delusional rage in multiple posts from you, meanwhile I've given you maybe 4 short sentences. It's cute you're trying to copy what I've already said though, imitation is flattering.
No.30519
>>30516
So apparently some /younglove/ higher ups are looking up user ids and taking out their repressed frustrations on people they've got grudges on. That's cool. If I can keep chaps like this one here all day pecking at their keyboards perfecting the perfect response, then it's their loss obsessing over it.
Keep mad.
No.30522
>>30519
We don't have any higher ups. Suika created the board, made TFW a mod, then disappeared forever, and a TFW hasn't been seen in months.
No.30524
>>30522
Wow, that's depressing. Someone should really claim this board and get stuff working.
More depressing is the fact that some autist got upset enough to go to the trouble of reading up multiple threads looking for my posts to rant at, humiliating himself in a desperate attempt to get some kind of last insult in.
No.30525
>>30519
The fuck are you even on about at this point? I've got a wonderful niece that I love and who loves me that I get to spend my time with, who do you have? With the attitude you've displayed during your tantrum here, I can only imagine what sort of repressed frustrations you face in your own pitiable little life.
>>30523
The only posts you seem to make are pathetic insults at anyone who happens to be more fortunate than you. It's funny to see the person who's overtly desperate to get the last word in always the one who cries that someone else is trying to get the last word.
What even upset you so much that had you crying this hard? Because the only one ranting like a furious lunatic is you.
No.30526
Alright, had a busy morning, but I think I got everything done that I wanted done.
Floor status: mopped
Dishes status: washed
Sofa status: cleaned out
Refrigerator and Pantry status: well stocked
Hallway Lightbulb status: not blown
Books status: shelved
Loli Poster status: rolled up, put in closet
Dakimakura status: also in closet
Other Lewd, Creepy, or Otherwise Inappropriate Artifacts status: shoved in closet or otherwise hidden in my bedroom
Computer status: new users account created
Linens and Towels status: purchased, washed, and in the dryer right now
Self status: degreased
That just about sums it up. I don't think there is anything else to do now but wait to go pick her up from school. Wish me luck, /younglove/!
No.30527
>>30526
You have a poster of a loli?
No.30529
>>30525
Kek, the guy who was one autistic step from becoming the second spammer finally feigns the moral high ground.
Brilliant projection, but whatever semblance of unhappiness I might have had earlier has been chuckled off by your magnificent breakdown today, and all because of one sarcastic comment about your disease ridden cousin.
Lovely, even the snide vocabulary you had earlier is growing closer and closer to typical chan buzzwords.
No.30532
>>30527
I have several posters of anime lolis. For example, I have http://www.amazon.com/Lucky-Poster-Japanese-Hirano-Fukuhara/dp/B002S7FP8K and http://www.amazon.com/Higurashi-Scroll-Poster-Support-Customized/dp/B007TUCSRW/ , that I got from Amazon, among many others that also got there or that I imported from Japan. There imported ones are… more obviously targeting a certain demographic.
No.30533
>>30526
>her face when she opens your closet
>>30529
so this is literally your
>i was just pretending to be retarded
post
simply astounding
No.30536
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>>30533
You literally just used an irrelevant meme, has the anger exhausted you? A meme for a meme
No.30537
>>30533
>her face when she opens your closet
W-WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THIS COULD HAPPEN?!? NOW I HAVE TO BURN IT ALL AND EAT THE ASHES AND I HAVE TO LEAVE IN AN HOUR!
But nah man, I'll just keep my bedroom door locked if she seems like she would like snooping.
No.30538
>>30537
It was a joke, I doubt she's going to be rushing into your bedroom, or any sorting snooping beyond what's in the fridge.
I hate to say it but a freshly degreased weeaboo tech nerds best chance at having a good time babysitting is probably being as inoffensive and out of the way as possible. I honestly don't recommend anything more than just letting her do her own thing, given everything you've said. Don't spill your spaghetti, anon!
No.30539
>>30538
;_;
It's kinda hard to make plans for this. I'll make an honest evaluation of how it goes when we get dinner. If she hasn't opened up or shown any interest in being friends, I'll back off. Otherwise, I'm going to try to treat her as an equal as best I can (despite, you know, still being responsible for her safety) and show her respect, and hope she will do the same.
No.30540
>>30532
Oh, anime. I thought it was a real life child lol
No.30542
>>30540
Hmmm, that seems like a it's on a level of obsession and creepiness that I am as yet unwilling to descend in to.
No.30544
>>30524
Interestingly enough, we aren't on the claims page, so that means that someone has logged in within the last two weeks, we just haven't had any modposts in five months now I think. If it was TFW, then he probably doesn't want to set the spammer off again.
No.30546
>>30539
Well you're saying she's standoffish and I'm guessing you probably haven't had a lot of direct contact with her, so of course you have to start building that relationship from the ground up, you can't just be her best friend on your first babysitting gig. Besides acting with relaxed politeness, it pretty much depends on how she feels.
>we just haven't had any modposts in five months now I think.
I didn't think it's been that long.
No.30548
No.30563
It's been twenty four hours and no update. OP is clearly dead. I hate to say it, but he's probably long gone by now, torn apart and eaten by a pack of rabid normies for getting to close to getting a lgf. RIP OP.
No.30568
>>30563
The thread's been shitposted off. Poor sap couldn't deal with the fact that every new bump in his thread was by a guy overcompensating for the guilt of having used a dying cousin as an excuse to steal a loli.
No.30577
>>30568
Yea, shitposted by you, as evidence by it being you versus every other poster in the thread. I don't know what suffering in your life brought you to this pathetic state, but god it is delectable that we get to watch you bring it here with you.
No.30578
It's also hilarious that you're on the verge of suicide over the fact that other posters here get to be around children, meanwhile you're desperately defending stories of textbook definition child molestation posted on a pedo wanksite as totally legit real, as if it would be a good thing if they were.
No.30579
>>30577
>>30578
>verge of suicide
>double posting
That's a hell of some projections there m8.
I didn't actually think you were that chucklefuck being assblasted in every thread I'm in, but now you've gone and admitted it.
I'm satisfied right now. Pissing someone off usually gets a couple of reaction images, but when the little shit gets so anal hurt that he follows you into every thread (he thinks) you're in, flurry of cliche insults in hand, compelled to reply to every single post, then you know you've made it.
You know you've ruined someone.
No.30599
Not dead or eaten, I just didn't feel like posting while she was here.
It went well! We were kinda strangers at first, but we got along fine once we got to know each other.
I was right that she likes Minecraft. She likes video games in general. She's a diligent and potentially nerdy girl. She wants to be an architect when she grows up. She wanted to finish her homework on Friday after we got from dinner, so we didn't do much besides that.
On Saturday, I cooked breakfast, which she liked. After that, we watched When Marnie Was There, since she had already seen Spirited Away. After that, we just hung out, and I let her do her own thing. Same thing on Sunday, really.
I took her home earlier, and my sister asked her if she had fun, she said yes! I am very happy with how it went, and hope she comes back.
No.30612
>>30579
The only one I've ruined is you in this thread and your pig squeals will never stop amusing me. You're such a miserable husk you can't even get other pedos to pity you.
No.30614
>>30599
Not bad anon, not bad at all. How often do you see her generally? I see my cousin and her daughter a few times a month due to the fair travel time it takes, but she's always wanting to have me visit on account of having so few friends left in her hometown.
No.30620
>>30612
Fuck off, Lyta. You're already a miserable wreck.
No.30624
>>30614
Only a few times a year, sadly. All my siblings are at least 11 years older than me, and I only recently finished college and moved back to my home city, so I haven't been around for most of her life.
No.30627
>>30624
Ouch, well with that in mind you're not going to have much hope of any sort of relationship beyond a cordial friendship. Which is pleasant of course, but probably less than what you wanted.
No.30628
>>30624
You should pray for an accident to happen to her parents. They'll have no choice but to find a surrogate while they recover.
It works wonders, volunteer for it and you'll get to care for her all the time, her parents won't be able to stop you if you plan on touching her or slipping lewd lessons in, and the idiots will still be that much more grateful when you return her, properly tempered for your sexual taste.
It's been tried and it works. Scumbaggy but necessary when you've got no innate talent or ability to procure a girl in any other fashion.
No.30629
>>30627
Y-yeah, that's probably true I guess. ;_;
>>30628
I will never, ever hope for something like that.
No.30630
>>30629
At least you've got the shriveled unloved invalid up above to make you feel better with his hilariously impotent attempts at shitposting.
No.30631
>>30630
Right on cue. Another, delicious set of anal insecurity from /younglove/'s very own lolcow. How long will his whining continue? How much more upset can he get? Let's find out!
No.30636
>>30629
Good call, OP. Using dying or troubled parents as an excuse to hook up with their daughter, it's just not something human to do.
Just imagine how horrible it would be to be such a being. The guilt of it all, knowing that if it weren't for such an incident, he'd never have gotten any positive relation with the girl.
The amount of self-hatred the girl would bring to him every time he saw her would be immense. She'd be a living reminder that he has no attributes, not one positive thing in him that would have brought them this close otherwise.
The damage to his self-esteem, from knowing that he exists daily without a single trait to be proud of, would be completely immeasurable. The whole thing would feel like the hollowest of victories.
I couldn't live like that. Just jumping the hurdle to cross that moral line is tough enough. Living the consenquences, that's just hell. A self imposed suffering on a whole different level.
No.30640
No.30642
>>30640
Yep, the poor ponce is less than shell of his former self. Bringing his rage to unrelated threads, putting up Lera pics as a front to his shattered pride, the guy's totally lost it.
And that's great.
No.30661
>>30599
>not making love to that sweet cunny and azz
dam u guyes are beta
No.30664
>>30661
I'm not going to molest my niece. Yes, I'm a huge faggot, huger than you could possibly imagine.
No.30666
>>30664
>molest
talk about brainwashed. anyways good choice tho. its your neice. so if you get caught it would be drastic. im.kinda jelly you get to spend time with loli tho. is 7 your favorite age?
mine is 9-12
No.30667
>>30666
>666
>talk about brainwashed
Yeah, okay Satan. She's my niece, and I want her to grow up to be happy and healthy. Her greasy, autistic, caveman-looking weeaboo pedophile uncle getting lewd with her would only cause her problems with that. Besides that, she's not a very touchy-feely girl.
>is 7 your favorite age?
Sexually I like little girls from about four to around eleven or twelve. I like being around girls of any age though.
No.30672
>>30667
>yea ok satan
i barely noticed those trips haha
i respect the love you have for neice. i wouldent do anyyhing either.
>i like being around girls of any age tho
even women? i find them despicable to be around. little girls on the other hand its like beinng in heaven
No.30702
>>30672
>even women? i find them despicable to be around.
This sort of mentality always makes me think the person saying it is only 'pedo' due to some sort of complex, IE not actually a pedo.
What makes women despicable to you? There's a difference between simply not wanting to be around someone, and them actually being despicable. I don't generally want to be around little boys because I find them usually obnoxious, but I wouldn't call them despicable as a rule. There's plenty of women I don't want to be around, and likewise I certainly wouldn't call every single one of them despicable.
No.30705
>>30702
Not >>30672 , but women are:
uncharismatic, unfunny, narcissistic, two-faced, entitled…
Generally speaking, of course. Honestly, most are insufferable but that does come about when you've been pampered for being a woman for however long.
No.30706
>>30705
Your shitty world view makes your own life more miserable and you would feel a lot happier if you changed it.
I don't know about narcissistic or entitled but i can tell you right now that as a pedo you are two faced by necessity, your toxic outlook also probably makes you uncharismatic and i doubt many people find you funny. The problem is not "most women", the problem is with your pissy attitude prejudicing you against women which in turn taints your encounters with women. It's a self fulfilling prophecy that doesn't help you in any way and just makes you feel like shit.
You know who else are pretty narcissistic entitled and pampered? Children. But we still love them somehow anyways.
No.30708
>>30706
Oh boy, fuck off normie
No.30718
no skin off my nose if you're fine wallowing in unhappiness
No.30728
>>30702
>>30702
all women are trash. fuk off normie
No.30736
Dear Anon,
I'm glad everything went well with your niece, I hope future interactions with her go just as happily. I have two nieces myself around that age and they are a joy to be around, my wife and I love them very much.
To other Anons here with negative feelings, I feel for you too. Some years ago, I too was very angry, living in the darkest years of my life. It may seem ridiculous to you at this point in your lives, but it is possible for you to find love and acceptance if you are willing to look for it. When I met my wife we started out as friends, and eventually we began dating. Over the course of our relationship I was able to trust her enough with my secret. I fully expected her to instantly hate me, but she instead wanted to understand the reasons for my depression, and she accepted this part of me. I'm not trying to brag here, I just want you all to know that there is hope for you, there are people out there who can see past your flaws and love all of who you are. You just have to be willing to find that person, open up and show them the positive side of your personality, and if they truly love you they will not abandon you. None of us are perfect Anon, always remember that, and at the very least, always remember that there are people here and elsewhere that care about you. I care about you, Anon. Have a nice day.
No.30738
>>30736
>dating
>wife
out with you too, normie supreme
No.30740
>>30738
Being a basement dwelling shitlord wallowing in self hatred is no way to go through life, bro.
No.30741
no one calls me a normie and gets away with it
No.30743
>>30740
i thought you were done projecting now that you were "happy", normster. Go take your anger out on your adult parasite and fuck off.
No.30746
>>30743
But I still love you, Anon. You and all of your self contradicting, sharp edges.
No.30749
>>30746
>self contradicting, sharp edges.
you mean these?
>>30740
> basement dwelling shitlord wallowing in self hatred
try not to cut yourself on your keyboard as you fuck off, normie
No.30753
>>30749
Well actually I was referring to your posts Anon, but I suppose I should have expected you to rage at a general statement and do the very same thing you are accusing me of. Perhaps I struck a nerve? I hope the day finds you well Anon, love and hugs!
No.30754
>>30753
no better sign of a struck nerve than this gem here >>30740
And all over getting called a normie. if that's not a cue that its time to fuck off, then that really must have pissed you off.
No.30756
>>30754
I'm sorry that my statement has you so angry, Anon. However, if you must spew negativity at me for a perceived insult can I ask that you be a bit more original? "Fuck off normie" is a little tired. Thanks in advance.
No.30773
>>30756
fuck off none exclusive faggot cuck
No.30778
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>>30672
>even women? i find them despicable to be around.
Don't really feel anything towards women, really. I can talk with them just fine and we can be friendly, but it's not really any different from how I feel towards men.
>>30777
>little girls on the other hand its like beinng in heaven
Yep, it's that feel. Everything just feels right. It's like, doing what you were meant to.
>30777
>hfw he's not an exclusive
No.30779
>>30777
>he likes anything older than 12
>still lives with himself
No.30780
>>30756
holy shit, what a fucking tryhard, thin skinned to the point he's literally typing random lines as comeback insults. the ones who brag about their "happy lives" always spectacularly fall apart into angry insecure messes. smh
No.30783
>>30779
Yea, lives with himself, as opposed to living with his mom like exclusive shitters.
No.30784
>>30783
being this butthurt for being exposed as a normie. just accept it friend
No.30788
>>30783
I'm a bad ass exclusive. I live alone in a trailer park. I make money and do drugs and fap all the time on my own schedule. Non-exclusives have no right to Lerapost. You stop posting her right now!
No.30793
>>30780
Holy wow Batman, this hate boner you've got is impressive. You even went so far as to follow me into another thread, did my one comment anger you that much? Say what you want about me getting mad, your actions thus far reveal your frothy rage. I understand you're trying to troll, but at this point it's gone beyond mildly amusing into the realm of sad. I even feel sorry for you, Anon. Care for a hug?
No.30796
>>30793
Another butthurt tryhard response. When you're shitposting as bad as >>30770 and >>30792, of course people will ask you to fuck off whatever thread you're in. But if it makes you feel better, you can pretend the rest of the board shitting on you is just your imagination.
now fuck off, normies not welcome
No.30799
>>30784
>tfw the exclusive who by definition can't enjoy as many things as a normie is calling a normie butthurt
>implying there's anything to be butthurt about being non-exclusive normie
cry your bitch tears while the normie is socially well adjusted enough to actually get a lgf and then gets to keep enjoying her as she grows up while you sit in your mom's (an adult woman) basement alone watching your waifus grow up into 'disgusting' adult women
shitted on
kek
No.30800
>>30788
>mfw i started the lera thread here and nearly every post in it is mine
>mfw me constantly image bombing 4ch with lera years ago is the reason half of you even know about her or this board for that matter
K E K
E
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No.30801
>>30796
>Implied butthurt in spite of his own tears of rage
>Mad that other posters enjoy an active sex life
>So very, very mad
So I take it my request for you to troll harder was denied?
No.30803
>>30801
at this point its clear you have no idea whos post is whos and you are just flinging shit randomly hoping you hit the mark for one of the many people causing your current spazz out.
this is the normie, gentlemen. short tempered, insecure, and constantly resorting to "muh normie life" to hide his constant butthurt.
No.30805
>>30803
Pot calling the kettle a nigger much? Do you know why lolis don't like you Anon? It's because you've got a vile personality and living with that fact facilitates your anger, which makes you even more vile and unapproachable. Perhaps you revel in your own self hating cycle of loneliness and old cumstains, and if that's the case then enjoy yourself. Just don't get mad at others for being a functioning human being, it's beyond petty.
No.30808
>>30805
there is nothing in this post but projection.
you have created this fictional strawman of a person to beat up, and you assume everyone out to get you fits this image.
it really just says a lot about how shitty you are when you have to compare yourself to the absolute worst made up character to pretend you are better off.
this normie here is a pitiful excuse of a mortal creature. and the worst part, is that he actually thinks his suffering existence is something enjoyable.
No.30809
>>30801
>>30805
Kek, analblasted normie shitposting so hard defending his normie lifestyle. Maybe if you weren't living everyday hating your own miserable life choices, you wouldn't be this autistic over getting called a normie, you fucking normie.
No.30811
>>30808
My sides, I can't even. I'd love to continue arguing with you, but I'm the guest of honor at a tiny tea party coming up in a few minutes. Until next time, gents.
No.30812
>>30811
Whatever made up excuse you need to fuck off with, normie. Just don't beat yourself up too much over revealing that your whole tirade of rampant shitposting across multiple threads was your way of "arguing".
No.30815
I want the non-exclusives to stop oppressing us.
No.30819
>tfw inclusive normies are literally pedos only chance at gaining acceptance
face it, you need normies a lot more than they need you
No.30820
>>30743
>>30749
>>30754
>>30773
>>30780
>>30796
>>30803
>>30808
>>30809
>>30812
All of these posts do the exact thing these Anons have accused this random namefag of. New low achieved. Bravo, Anonymous.
No.30821
>>30819
Non-exclusives confirmed for more uppity than the hebephiles. You'll be joining us in the ovens and you know it. You'll just drop the pedo aspect and go full normie when we need you anyway.
No.30822
>>30820
samefag harder, faggot
No.30824
>>30821
Adapt to survive, Anon.
No.30825
>>30824
>gtg, I'm a guest of honor at a tea party
Lying is the only thing keeping the noose off your neck, isn't it?
No.30826
>>30824
REEEEEE YOU DON'T THINK I TRIED? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO BE WITH A CHICK AND YOU CAN'T GET HARD UNTIL YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT CHILDREN, AND SHE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF HER AND GETS PISSED AND ASKS YOU WHO YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT AND YOU HAVE A FIGHT AND BREAK UP?
No.30827
>>30821
>when we need you
yea, when you need us, not when we need you.
because no one needs you
No.30828
>>30827
That was needlessly mean.
No.30829
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>>30828
maybe people would be nicer to exclusives if not every single one of you is a creepy weirdo, but hey, showers are hard amirite?
No.30831
>>30829
Whew lad. Pedos dragging out cliche stereotypes about other pedos. Why are you even here? Why call yourself a pedophile? You can literally stop at any time. You don't have to suffer any of this. You can go crawl into some whore's bed and just pretend you never liked girls at all.
No.30832
>>30826
Haven't we all been there at some point?
>>30825
Tea time was actually quite fun, I highly suggest trying it out when you get a chance.
No.30833
>>30831
the stereotypes are true
> Why are you even here? Why call yourself a pedophile? You can literally stop at any time. You don't have to suffer any of this. You can go crawl into some whore's bed and just pretend you never liked girls at all.
because i can do that while still having an amazing relationship with my adorable niece that won't become bitter emptiness when she grows up outside of pedo range.
have my cake AND eat it, non exclusives confirmed for master race.
No.30835
>>30833
>because i can do that while still having an amazing relationship with my adorable niece that won't become bitter emptiness when she grows up outside of pedo range.
Not any advantage unless you're fucking her. Exclusives don't stop feeling love, just sexual attraction.
No.30836
>>30835
>Exclusives don't stop feeling love, just sexual attraction.
except for the part where you clowns call every woman over age 11 a disgusting obnoxious whore. but dont worry, that little girl you like ~totally~ wont also become a disgusting obnoxious whore in your eyes like all the others.
No.30838
Holy shit, everyone, please stop shitposting in my thread. You've all clearly taken everything personally and are just trying to hurt one another's feelings at this point.
No.30840
>>30838
It's been that way since the fifth post in.
No.30841
>>30840
Sixth, actually, to be autistic. But please, we should all be friends.
No.30846
>>30838
>>30840
>>30841
You mean the third post in? Heck even the first post was shitposty. This board is full of miserable fucktards and you should've known that they'd hijack it to brag about their shitty lives and innate "superiority".
No.30847
>>30846
I was fine with all the banter until it became petty infighting where people are clearly getting emotional.
No.30849
>>30847
not emotional this is kinda funny. but that normie cuck claimed we cant be real pedos because we hate women?
fucking retard. none exclusives dont deserve a little girls heart
No.30850
>>30846
nah, shitposting didnt start till>>30498 and not a single other poster here but you is going to disagree, because that's clearly your shitpost that you're damage controlling over
>This board is full of miserable fucktards and you should've known that they'd hijack it to brag about their shitty lives and innate "superiority".
unless you can show how you're doing any better, those 'miserable fucktards' ARE superior, and you're just projecting your bitch tears that literally no girl will ever touch you at any point in your life
>>30849
>not emotional this is kinda funny.
you've been crying your faggy eyes out for days now you sniveling little bitch, no one is falling for it
>but that normie cuck claimed we cant be real pedos because we hate women?
a pedo is attracted to children for their innate beauty, you're only interested in children because you can't get any adult pussy, not pedo, just normie reject.
>fucking retard. none exclusives dont deserve a little girls heart
non exclusives are the only pedos socially adjusted enough for little girls to like, while you're busy REEEEEing pathetically on a pedo board
summary:
non exclusives- fuck adult pussy and tenderly love beautiful little girls
exclusives- no adult pussy and little girls are scared to even look at you
conclusion: stay shitted on
No.30852
>>30850
What a fucking autist. This guy is whithout a doubt the biggest shitposter in the thread. Defending both events suggests that he's the retard who started both the first wave shitposting and the normie sperg off. And by the extent he has to go to make sure he has the last insult, it's clear he has a lot of troubles, inferiority complexes, and anxiety issues plaguing him in real life. Add Cake to your filter list, nothing constructive can come from his posts.
No.30854
>>30850
>tenderly love beutiful little girls
ha. you get no loli pussy. if you did you would already be in prison since you hang around women. women are the first to snitch on you. keep making up a fantasy life of acceptance from normies
No.30857
>>30850
>you're only interested in children because you can't get any adult pussy, not pedo, just normie reject.
No, that would be the non-exclusives, who are just opportunists that prey on children because they can't find an adult. It's what all the antis say.
>non exclusives are the only pedos socially adjusted enough for little girls to like, while you're busy REEEEEing pathetically on a pedo board
OP seems to be doing pretty well, and I've been friends with a few qts too. You, meanwhile, are in a multi-day shitposting match because someone pissed you off on an Iraqi fashion blog comment section.
No.30861
>>30852
fact: i haven't responded to every post you've made in the thread
fact: you've replied to every single post i've made.
who's trying to get the last word again?
by the way, how do you even get a "last word" on a board that you aren't a mod of? do you even know what that term you keep spouting in literally every post you've made? the only way to get the last insult is to post and then lock the thread, because otherwise guess what retard: you'll just keep posting forever because YOU are trying to get the "last word", it's why you keep bringing it up. looking forward to your next inevitable shitpost.
>>30854
>implying i didnt post proof that im around girls 100% more often than the exclusives in this thread
though i don't do anything sexual with her. i have helped her take a bath plenty of times however. more cunny just with that than the exclusives here will ever see in their entire lives.
>>30857
>No, that would be the non-exclusives, who are just opportunists that prey on children because they can't find an adult. It's what all the antis say.
Correct, that's what he is. Hence not pedo, just normie failure. A real pedo isn't butthurt about women being awful because he wouldn't care even if they weren't, he still wouldn't be attracted to them. He clearly is, and is just butthurt when they blow him off so he resorts to thinking he's a pedo. i bet if this was a boyfucker board he'd be posting about how adult men are just worthless assholes.
>OP seems to be doing pretty well
I'm glad OP got to have a good time with a cutie and wish him luck, but let's be real, there's only the slightest chance that relationship is going any further.
>You, meanwhile
see above
>are in a multi-day shitposting match
Prodding an insane exclusive shitter to keep embarrassing himself for entertainment isn't a "match".
No.30862
>>30861
oh yea and that reminds me, you're welcome for the fap material. closest you exclusive shitters will ever get to the real deal :^)
No.30863
>>30861
>how do you even get a "last word" on a board that you aren't a mod of?
>fact: i haven't responded to every post you've made in the thread
>fact: you've replied to every single post i've made.
>fact
>you have to be a mod to call my shitposting shitposting, but I know exactly who is responding to my posts because I say so
Whatever keeps your blood pressure high, m8
No.30865
>INSTANTLY replies
>sages to try to let the thread die
>lol you're totally not trying to get the last word while you scream at every other poster about them trying to get it
>implying you aren't the most predictable shitposter across multiple threads on the board
KEK
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No.30866
>>30865
You seem to not be aware that 8ch has post notifications. I'm not even insulting you directly right now. Your humiliatingly desperate responses are enough to tear yourself apart.
No.30867
>>30861
>>30862
>>30865
There are not enough keks in the universe to mock this level of butthurt. Non exclusives cry harder than all of the most miserable of normies combined.
No.30868
>>30866
>stares at his younglove tab 24/7 just waiting for a reply
already knew you had a miserable empty life but wow. you're desperately, DESPERATELY trying to find any way to insult me, but yea you're right. you aren't insulting me, because you're incapable of coming up with anything but generic uninteresting insults.
that wasn't a rhetorical question btw.
>>30867
every post is me keking while point out in exact detail how fucking retarded you are, meanwhile yours is
>lol ur butthurt
good attempt tho
No.30869
>>30861
>Correct, that's what he is. Hence not pedo, just normie failure. A real pedo isn't butthurt about women being awful because he wouldn't care even if they weren't, he still wouldn't be attracted to them.
So by that criteria, you aren't a pedo either? Then what are you doing complaining this much over this many days? Is something wrong with you?
>but let's be real, there's only the slightest chance that relationship is going any further.
And you have more of a chance at getting a loli after investing all your time and energy into an adult?
>Prodding an insane exclusive shitter to keep embarrassing himself for entertainment isn't a "match".
You're right, it's a self-humiliation dick contest. Who is more retarded?
The shitter attacking everyone in every thread for being exclusive? Or the retard pretending to be a shitter attacking everyone so he can pretend multi-day anger is entertainment?
Face it, you are going through a horrible period of doubt and you can't control your emotions. You are probably jealous of OP too, bothered by the fact he's in a better place than you.
No.30870
>>30868
You are doing everything they say you are doing and it's embarrassing for you, not to mention embarrassing for other non-exclusives. Be a goddamn human being.
No.30871
>>30868
You must be mentally disabled if you think 8ch tabs actually work like that. But it's nice to see this kind of overcompensating reply from a simple passive comment like >>30866
No.30873
>>30869
There are exclusive pedos and non exclusive. The point is the shitposter's only reason he's pretending to be attracted to children is because he thinks he has a better chance with them than the women who think he's a disgusting creep, which is why he in turn calls them disgusting whores. He's only "attracted" to children for an artificial, incidental reason. Thus not pedo, only failed normie.
>And you have more of a chance at getting a loli after investing all your time and energy into an adult?
As opposed to investing all your time into never being around children at all due to how creepy and awkward you are? Yes, as a matter of fact, you DO have a better chance at being around children if you don't have a shitty attitude about women and enjoy being around them, because guess who most often accompanies children? Or were you just expecting to pull a kid into your van on their walk home from school?
Of course I also genuinely enjoy being around my cousin.
>The shitter attacking everyone in every thread for being exclusive?
Humorously, there's just one insecure exclusive shitter here taking it personally. Do you think I'm attacking you?
Also if you noticed, I didn't even start using the term exclusive until someone started giving non exlusives smack. Try to be less disingenuous from now on.
>Face it, you are going through a horrible period of doubt and you can't control your emotions. You are probably jealous of OP too, bothered by the fact he's in a better place than you.
uhh, lol? can you clarify which poster you think you're replying to? op is probably a better programmer than me, but as far as getting to enjoy beautiful wonderful angels irl, i'm waaaaay better off. that's not even being mean, i'm just saying. i hope op gets to be around his niece more.
No.30874
>>30870
No, I'm really not, and I think the only reason you're saying that is because you took a jab at exclusives personally. Tell the animal reeing like a stuck pig here >>30871
to behave like a human being.
>8ch has post notification on its tab
>yea no shit retard
>wait no they dont ur the retard!!
there's a reply counter built into the tab that tells you how many unread replies to the thread there are, im not sure what pathetic attempt at shitslinging you were trying to do there, but lol
>desperately tries to insult me and fails
>lol i wasnt even saying anything :3
it's sublime. its beautiful.
No.30876
>>30874
Even after trying for a reasonable post, his shallow ego just can't resist having to type a whole paragraph of insults to feel content. Tsk tsk.
No.30877
>spends entire thread screaming at cake
>now he starts posting exactly like cake
rofl
No.30878
>>30877
Now that's an insult. Call it b8, but don't you dare compare anything I've typed to that shitposter.
No.30879
>>30878
>don't you dare compare anything I've typed to that shitposter.
that's funny because i was half thinking cake was actually going to respond to me saying >>30876 was him with his name off. you know, because that's exactly, literally word for word, something cake would type. just to let you know how pathetic and completely lacking in any sort of integrity you are. stay shitted on.
No.30880
>>30879
Except, you're Cake. Both you and him shitpost in the exact same way. Are you insulting yourself now? Or is this some kind of compliment gone wrong?
No.30881
>>30880
>i'm not cake, YOU'RE cake!
jesus, we've gone critical mass
>Both you and him shitpost in the exact same way
… do you want to elaborate on that?
No.30882
>>30874
>it's sublime. it's beautiful
I recognize this line. It's from last year's spammer.
No.30883
>>30882
so im cake, now im some guy, who else am i again? tfw, zed, aryan, that retard that keeps whining about people trying to get the last word while hes doing the same thing?
i wish tick would post more
No.30884
>>30881
>do you want to elaborate on that?
It's pretty evident across the threads. The tone of your shitposting with or without the name on. Not like anyone else would refer to Cake like a familiar character, it's not like he's a board homestay like tfw. Though if you continue at your pace of sperging, you might make a name for yourself yet.
No.30886
>>30883
I'm not him you autist, you really have no clue who's pulling your leg at any given time now do you?
No.30887
>>30884
Yea, I said elaborate. You know, actually explaining your reasoning, not just making the same statement again.
But you can't, because you're a hilarious retard in over his head with no hope left but to try to make a shitpost so worthless no one would bother replying to.
>>30886
>IM NOT HIM REEEE
i didn't even say you were you laughable twit. i said you spent a dozens posts reeing at him for his stupid bullshit, and then you made a post exactly the same as a post he would have made.
i've never seen him before like today, tbh i think hes probably lyta.
No.30888
>>30887
>tell me why I'm a shitposter
>"you type like one"
>THATS NOT AN ANSWER YOU JUST CANT SHITPOST AS HARD AS ME RAARGH
I see, pretending to be reasonable is just your way of setting up a follow up of petty insults huh? Well, I expected this much from someone who can't keep off the keyboard even when it's hurting him.
No.30889
No.30890
>>30888
>tell me why I'm a shitposter
>"you type like one"
>THATS NOT AN ANSWER
this greentext is completely correct, that isn't an answer.
give an actual explanation using examples how i post "exactly like cake". you can't. i on the other hand can post clear reasoning coupled with direct examples of how your post was EXACTLY like something cake would type.
>>30876
>>30793
both exactly the same kind of passive aggressive feigned high-road shitposting.
now here's your attempt at an answer
>It's pretty evident across the threads.
how? how is it evident?
>I see, pretending to be reasonable is just your way of setting up a follow up of petty insults huh?
you are the only poster in this whole thread that has to pretend for anything. but i see, being an insecure little bitch is just your way of coping with your miserable life.
>who can't keep off the keyboard even when it's hurting him.
i said many posts ago that you would respond to every single post i make. and you have. and you will.
No.30891
>>30890
>i said many posts ago that you would respond to every single post i make. and you have. and you will.
Now where did you claim that? Don't make stuff up now. But something you have acknowledged is that your aren't trying to get the last insult in, and yet that's exactly what you do with each reply.
If I'm not mistaken, you typed this up because you want me to stop making comments so you can finally have a rest, correct? There's nothing stopping you from finishing your rampage though, you're free to return to your life of pretending to be happy whenever you want. But your autism won't let you
No.30892
/younglove/? More like /normies/ and /shitposting/, amirite?
No.30893
fucking sublime, obsessive rage filled faggot couldn't even get a reply
No.30894
No.30895
>>30893
>>30894
For all the analblasted projections you've been compelled to type this week, whatever aspect of your "fulfilling" lives may have caused your current pain and misery, samefagging is a new low in terms of desperation.
No.30896
>>30895
I think you have me confused with someone else. There's at least 2 others using the name Cake, >>30736 was mine but the others I don't even know. I was legitimately trying to be supportive, but things seem to have exploded quite spectacularly. Chans by their very nature are a land of confusion, and I think at some point all of us have been guilty of trolling but in this instance it was not my intention for any of this negativity to happen.
No.30897
>>30896
Too late now, there's already an anti-exclusive shitposter using your name to deal with his emotional trauma and obsessive compulsions. And judging by his excruciatingly furious reactions to simple sentences, you're not getting it back entirely any time soon. But you can't say you didn't deserve it, a lot of your ramblings were on the same spectrum.
No.30898
>>30897
I don't hate exclusives myself, but you're probably right.
No.30903
>>30891
>Now where did you claim that?
>>30861 (You)
>guess what retard: you'll just keep posting forever because YOU are trying to get the "last word", it's why you keep bringing it up. looking forward to your next inevitable shitpost.
that's just embarrassing for you.
also never answered my question how you can actually 'try to get the last word' in a thread you don't control where anyone can just keep posting forever. because like i said twice now, you'll respond to every single post i'll make, forever. because you desperately want the last word that's why you keep bringing it up, because it's all you're focusing on as if it would even slightly help you
No.30905
>>30903
The autist does it again! He just can't help himself! Let's measure the metric of his obsession, starting with his most recent post, the one where he acknowledges that he'll reply til his tears run out.
Anal Disturbance Counter: 2
No.30914
If there was ever a need to prove that non-exclusives are braindead, emotional, whiny little bitches who cause themselves immense grief by being torn between adults and children, it would all be in this thread.
Nothing but giant displays of tard like screaming, tears and anger concentrated in text, all from the feeble hearts of those who have resorted to mating with grannys to lose their virginity.
Non exclusives are not real pedos, but they will be shot, hung and gassed by the people who "accept" them, and judging by the amount of miserable projections they resort to to defend their shitty lives, euthanasia would be fitting to end their pain.
No.30917
>>30914
damn that is a lot of butthurt
No.30918
>>30917
It's like an addiction, he can't sleep knowing the last laugh isn't his.
Anal Disturbance Counter: 3
No.30920
>>30917
I knew your fragile ego would force you to make a pitiful attempt at defending your pathetic existence.
>muh butt hurts
That's the best you got? Of all the long retarded posts you furiously typed in this thread, against a real critique, you cower down like a pussy, hiding behind a meme?
Fucking hilarious. Non-exclusives have no spine, yet they are worth less than ants. Forget fighting for human rights, you scum should just fight for places in the oven line.
No.30921
>le exclusives vs nonexclusives meme
You'd expect more unity from a community of people who are regarded and treated as witches of 21st century, desu.
No.30922
>>30921
It all started when a teleiophile with a slight fetish for child models flipped the fuck out after getting called a normie. His feelings took over and he spent many days arduously screaming about his non-exclusive superiority, going as far as to bring it up in unrelated threads.
Expecting even the slightest modicum of sensibility here, would be like expecting a disabled person not to shit himself.
No.30925
>>30922
>Yuo no rael pedo
You exclusive elitists are the only ones here who make so we can't have nice things