How's it going, my fellow subhumans? I hope that you aren't just finding out about this, but it's that time of year where the paramilitary lolies raise funds by selling cookies. So, my point here is, how many girl scout cookies have you bought, and wha

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Anonymous 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:11:26 No.31056

How's it going, my fellow subhumans? I hope that you aren't just finding out about this, but it's that time of year where the paramilitary lolies raise funds by selling cookies.

So, my point here is, how many girl scout cookies have you bought, and what's your favorite kind?

Also, if you buy any popcorn from the boy scouts or whatever the fuck they sell, you are literally a traitor to all girls and girl lovers everywhere, and you will get a traitor's death, before the end of things.

Anonymous 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:33:00 No.31057

>tfw you live in a third world shithole and there's nothing like that there

Anonymous 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:39:42 No.31058

>if you buy any popcorn from the boy scouts or whatever the fuck they sell, you are literally a traitor to all girls and girl lovers everywhere

Bad call OP, there's a new majority in /younglove/. >>30967

Anonymous 03/14/16 (Mon) 10:11:55 No.31073

Those carmel ones are great. The lemon ones taste awful.

lovelilones 03/14/16 (Mon) 10:37:01 No.31078

Oh yes love me some little loli girl scouts! And some tag along there the best lol

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 04:01:36 No.31094

They have literally set up a kiosk at my mall to have adults sell them with no loli in sight. That, and the parents bringing the purchase sheets to work are just, very disappointing. And I fucking love thin mints but I will not condone it.

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 05:09:37 No.31098

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>>31094

No loli means no purchase. No body gives a fuck about the cookies, it's about giving money to a children's organization that lets girls build. skills and experience. Why would people buy overpriced mediocre cookies from women.

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 13:51:25 No.31100

>>31056

I've probably spent nearly 60 dollars on those cookies so far, every time I see little girls selling them, I buy some

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 02:08:21 No.31105

>>31098

>No loli means no purchase.

Absolutely. Though I don't know why other companies cannot get the thin mint concept down. There is keebler "grasshopper" but it is not nearly as good. Anyway I am holding strong brother, until loli shows up at my door I will not give in.

With the kiosks, I feel like they are trying to change the dynamic, like buying the cookies is merely a way to give a donation to girls' causes, instead of how it was before, where the sales force of preteen girls was doing not just raising cash, but also encouraging entrepreneurial spirit and confidence.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 02:26:26 No.31107

>>31105

They usually stand outside big stores, especially wal-marts, but most grocery stores too, on weekends. Maybe you could try there.

But anyway, I haven't seen that happening in my city. Every time I've bought them, the girls were the ones who handled all the transactions and the parent was just there to make sure that no tried to steal cookies or whatever. They did have them on store shelves for a while a few years ago though.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 23:48:21 No.31132

>>31105

>Though I don't know why other companies cannot get the thin mint concept down.

Who wants to be seen trying to compete with the girl scouts? Maybe if the stop having girls sell them.

Anonymous 03/26/16 (Sat) 07:55:40 No.31264

TAGALONGS, MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous 03/27/16 (Sun) 07:25:10 No.31276

>>31264

SAMOSA!

Anonymous 03/27/16 (Sun) 20:27:54 No.31282

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>go shopping

>expect to find girl scouts outside store

>not there

>realize it's Easter

I bet they are all rolling eggs in super cute dresses right now. Oh well, good for them.

Happy Easter, pedofriends.

Anonymous 03/30/16 (Wed) 03:04:53 No.31310

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>>31282

>he wasn't with family watching the lolis play on Easter

Sucks to be you fam.

Anonymous 03/30/16 (Wed) 03:48:52 No.31311

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>>31310

It does suck to be me. I'm one of the youngest in my family. The youngest girl is 16 now, and it a complete twat. And none of them show any sign of having children, except sister, who is pregnant with some nigger's baby.