R: 0 / I: 0 / P: 3 Meet Your Bored Volunteer
READ THIS FIRST IF YOU INTEND TO POST REGULARLYI created this board only to glorify and show love and respect for Yulia Lipnitskaya. It is not
and never was meant to be a clubhouse for shitposting, negativity and faggotry. It is my own semi-private tribute to Yulia, though it's open to everyone to lurk and enjoy.
Quality Control of board content and
respect for Yulia are the most important considerations I have.
and always will beThe board started out slowly with usually only 5 total posters/lurkers. The vast majority of the initial threads were started and populated by me. People liked them. Slowly, others added content. It was a positive, respectful
and tiny community of people. It stayed that way for almost a month, then suddenly, the /fag/gots of 2ch decided to come over and shit up the place with their autistically numbered threads. Each thread is nothing more than the chan equivalent of an IRC channel where the little faggots can chat and repost the same pics over and over again. There is rarely fresh content in their threads, but there is always plenty of shitposting, infighting, and general faggotry. Their shitty threads do
not honor Yulia in any way and when they came over here, it added no real value to my board, except to bump the board's post count. This raised the board's profile in the rankings and exposed it to more people who were browsing for new and growing boards. As a result, /yulia/ spiked with a peak of about 100 total unique IPs, and then after that,
as you might have expected the shitposting began.
Let me be clear, I could care less how many people lurk/post on my board. I am not
and never was interested in having it become a "popular" board. Most popular things are average and average is shit. There is nothing average about Yulia. Quality control of board content is of paramount importance, and only
positive people who respect, honor and glorify Yulia are welcomed here from now on.
You should not consider me as a moderator or a bored volunteer. You should consider me as more like a museum curator or a bouncer at an exclusive nightclub. If I don't like you
or your posts then I take action. Threats to leave the board, bot flooding, etc. do not deter me in the slightest. This board is here to stay.
deal with itIf you're still reading this and are seriously considering becoming a regular visitor/contributor, then read and accept the following:
This is my boardIf you can't deal with that, then close the tab and go take your precious tears elsewhere.
Don't give me adviceI know exactly how to moderate and manage my board. You don't know better than me. If you think you do, then go create your own board and prove it.
protip: you can'tI'm not your friendDon't ask me for favors or expect me to be nice to you. If you try shitting up my board intentionally or unintentionally, I will undermine your efforts.
You are not needed hereI have just as much fun on this board with only myself as I do with 100 other people. Your presence here is voluntary, so if there's something you don't want or like about this place, simply leave and start your own board.
Check the catalog before you post a new threadIf you post a duplicate thread, or post something off-topic within a thread, don't be surprised to find it missing. There already is an off-topic thread, so use it. I also have a shitposting general thread where
almost anything can be posted as long as it's not against U.S. law. However if you want to be edgy and post gore, 3d/2d porn (incl. Yulia shoops) or candydoll-tier bullshit, you can expect problems.
this is not a pedo-friendly boardDo not shitpost on my boardOne of a mod's powers is quickly and easily being able to see all of a user's posts across the board. Therefore, chronic shitposters are subject to a ban. If you shitpost in any thread and I notice it, I'll either delete it, or if I bother to check your other posts and I can see that you're mostly a decent contributor, I'll give you a warning. If I have to give you three warnings, you'll be subject to a ban.
If you feel a desperate need to shitpost, there is now a dedicated thread for it in the catalog. Find it and use it.
I word-filter sometimesdeal with itI have a sarcastic sense of humor and I don't take myself or you very seriouslydeal with itКотейка Котейку котейке Котейки котейкамсерьезный бизнес™I'm not interested in other skaters, especially the one that you likeI was tolerant enough to allow a Figure Skating General thread on the board, so use it. Do not image dump your favorite skating waifu in other threads. Just because your shitposting might have escaped my notice once or twice, doesn't mean that you won't suddenly find all of your shitposts across the entire board gone in one stroke.
If you come from that autistic shithole 2ch /fag/ then you need to turn back nowWe all know why it sucks over there and the reason is
youI was going to link to the post referred to in this post
>>2298 but one of the little weasels deleted it already. It showed a picture of one of them who had somehow wormed his way to Yulia and had his equally creepy drook take his picture with her. Yulia looked majorly creeped out and frightened by him
her face never lies These are the kind of /fag/ autists who stalk Yulia's every move.
I'm sure they are all proud members of some FSB watchlist by now2ch autists are no longer welcome to post their shit threads on my board. Go be a pissy cry baby and a hopeless Yulia stalker back on your own containment boards.
This board is meant to be a positive tribute to YuliaRead that header again Boring, negative, and humorless autists have only two options: go somewhere else and cry precious tears, or just lurk silently in the background. I don't care about your inability to win Yulia's heart or fulfilling your sex fantasies with her.
nobody else cares either_____________If you think everything I just wrote is really negative, then I've hit my mark. I can either be fun
or a huge asshole Which side you see on the board is largely up to you. Positive, creative, fun-loving people with a good sense of humor, who love and respect Yulia and want to have a good time here will find a friendly and tolerant environment. Just be chill and positive, ignore the bullshit
which I'll handle in my own way and honor Yulia by reflecting her positivity and good humor.
This board is not going away I know for a fact that this is still the best board devoted to Yulia anywhere in the world
in any language I may have to purge toxic waves of autism once in a while, but for those who want this to be a place of positivity, reflecting the true spirit of Yulia, then we can build a community here and have fun. That does not mean building a stale, rigid, humorless cult who adheres to "one ideology"
>>2950 and gets off on infighting and creating board drama. That kind of negative energy can always expect to find an unfriendly reception here.