/yulia/ - Worship the Russian Ice Goddess

Serious question... Have you guys heard about the reporter she met a few days ago and now dating?

Is this where we repost all the pics and vids from fag?

>>3564

Except in English, the superior language spoken by superior people. Except Yulia but she doesn't look like or act like a Mongrel as most Russians are. She is from western Russia so she likely doesn't have Mongrel heritage.

>>3573

"The city of Yekaterinburg (also spelled Ekaterinburg; known as Sverdlovsk from 1924 to 1991) is situated in west-central Russia..."

Close enough for Russian government work.

>>3575

Still, it's farther away from Mongolia than most of Russia. Try to keep your autistic tendencies to a reasonable level, please.

Serious question... If she doesn't know english, how does she vk? It's like part english and stuff.

Serious question #2...

Will Yulia ever do paired skating or get a boyfriend? And kind of tangential, what's a quick, clean, painless method of killing myself? Or at least advice on a way of getting my mind off just what an ugly piece of shit I am that no girl would ever want.

>>3593

I have anxiety disorder. Anything that gets my nerves worked up too fast like working out, I start feeling sick. It wasn't always this way. My body seems to translate any form of adrenaline rush into panic so my working out is limited to 15-30 minutes, depending on how fast I go.

Serious question... Have you guys heard about her new boyfriend? Also, is there a proper way to cut wrists so it hurts less but bleeds more?

>>3629
An old, wise monk and a young novice monk were walking along the bank of a river one day. They saw a beautiful young maiden who was trying to cross the river, but she kept turning back because the current was too strong for her. The old monk approached the young woman, bowed, then took her in his arms and carried her across the river, as the young monk looked on in shock and followed behind them. Once they reached the other side, the old monk gently put the woman down, bowed once more to her, as she bowed back in gratitude and silently walked away.

The two monks started walking along the river again, but the young monk was deeply disturbed by the whole event and kept obsessing over it and replaying it again and again in his mind. He felt confused and angry because they had taken vows of chastity and celibacy and were never supposed to even touch a woman, much less carry her across a river. After many miles, the young monk could no longer contain his silence and contempt; silence he'd maintained up to then only out of reverence and respect for his Master's old age and high status. Trembling with fear and anger, he finally said, "Master, we've both taken vows of chastity which compel us never to even touch a woman, yet you, who are supposed to set the highest example for me, have carelessly broken your vow, and worse, you are not even disturbed by it and feel no remorse or shame at all!

The old monk calmly smiled and replied, "The most important vow is compassion, and out of compassion I carried that woman for only a few moments...yet you have been carrying her ever since, so who between us is more guilty of sin?

Astounded, the young monk bowed low and never challenged his Master again.

>>3636

I am him, unfortunately. When I use my VPN, it doesn't show my flag whether I choose or not.

But I do care because showing where you're from is as important as knowing your skin color.

>it's a piece of soap. she is engaged in the soap

Sometimes google translate is good for a quick and slightly accelerated exhalation of breath.

Serious question... How did you feel after Ice Goddess took first place here?

Serious question... Is there any chance of these two being lesbians and doing a porno when they're 18?

Also, is it possible to fap so hard your dick falls off?

>>3684

It's not trolling, it's shitposting in a shitposting thread. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's trolling, grandma.

>>3683

I definitely think Yulia would be the "boy" in that relationship.

>>3691

Yeah, but their performance on the ice is the opposite. Radya takes command of the ice while Yulia kindly asks it if she can skate it.

>>3694

Settle down there, Beavis.

Also, just noticed fullchan allows embedded mp4's. It's nice not having to fuck around with webm converter for my video downloads.

>>3695

Crybabies are often the worst bullies. you, of all people, should readily admit that

Yulia would simply annihilate little Radya. She might be a sensitive sniffler during competitions, but behind closed doors she would eat that little bitch alive, then floss her beautiful teeth to clean out what was left of little Radya.

>>3696

>mp4 support

Definitely a good thing. Should allow for longer videos vs. webm which I'm not a huge fan of anyway.

>that routine

See, that's precisely the kind of predictable slide into sleaze that you'd expect from a girl like Radya. It starts off classy and delightful, then just 25 seconds in, the hip-hop jungle music starts blaring, Radya tears off her classy outfit and immediately transforms into her "true self." a twerking little tramp

Someone in Yulia's creative camp may be trying to steer her into more mature routines, but they start out classy and finish classy, both in fashion and in music selection.

Also, even when she's trying to be "sexy" Yulia's movements are still a bit shy and awkward because she is truly innocent and pure, whereas little Radya's loose and comfortable twerking suggest that she's already smoked a few cigars along the way.

You can keep your little ho, bro. We worship the true goddess. Stay butthurt and jelly.

>>3699

>a twerking little tramp

Implying this is bad.

>truly innocent and pure

I see the same but you can bet she's not like that. Just like parents see their own children as innocent and pure but you know they're little shits. Sometimes it's the ones that seem most "pure" on the outside who are the most repressed. Radya is a free, emotive spirit, she doesn't give a shit if people think her expressionism isn't "pure". I like Yulia too but I don't consider one better than the other. Same with all people, I love/hate them equally despite my shitposting tendencies.

>>3698

Pic reminds me of Cracky's "dental plan" pose. But I get what you're saying, Yulia is a bit more manly in appearance than femly little Radya.

>>3701

Implying Yulia's moves aren't common and "classiness" isn't, you fucking hipster. Who cares what's common. Apples are common but they're good and good for you.

Radya indulges in exhibition just like any mature person does and knows the limits in society. You see purity and innocence because you want to see it and because you're a manchild that can't face the negatives/truths about adult society.

>implying porn is bad

We all sell ourselves. We sell our favors. That's what any grown, mature adults knows. You're probably a doll-loving manchild, a 50-year old prude grandma or some self-righteous hippy that thinks anything that promotes conflict or evocation is bad.

But cheer up, mod. Radya is just a small 15 year old girl, no need to be butthurt about her. And I guess when Yulia doesn't do what you like, it's someone "steering her" while with Radya it's because she's a bad girl.

I like you though, your naivety is amusing.

>yulia

lel ... that ugly pitch!

>>3708

Such honor, such class, such special snowflake. Fedora tip, m'lady.

>>3715

>worships pop culture
>mocks materialism

How about this for a gift idea? We collect tributes and send Yulia $1,000,000 in cash. Then she posts a picture of herself on /yulia/ with a big grin on her beautiful face, clenching $500,000 in each fist. That night, she scatters the money all over her bed and sleeps on it. The following morning, she flushes all the money down the toilet. Then she hears a knock at the door. She opens it and is handed a FedEx package. She opens the package and there's another $1,000,000 inside. She gets a new package like this every morning for the rest of her life.

>>3718

I'd say what would make her happy is people leaving her the fuck alone. I'm sure she could marry a millionaire if she wanted. This materialistic wish for gifting just seems half insult, half creepy.

>>3720

Nigga, I know you ain't talking 'bout Radya again. Besides, there's more to people than looks and popularity. If she didn't have looks, you wouldn't give a shit about her you shallow, hypocritical fuck.

>>3722

>implying popularity is good

You're probably the one making fun of popular culture music in previous comments. I'm not posting these for Radya, only for Yulia. You're the one noticing Radya in them. You're unfaithful, you don't belong here.

Serious question... Do you let it be known to others in your life that you obsess over a little girl?

Question 2: Is your mental illness diagnosed officially?

Also, happy Thanksgiving, anon. I love you.

>>3723
>>3725

The thing is, popular culture is an oxymoron.

It's not that anything popular is bad per se, it's just that Western popular culture is mostly a packaged product that you are ordered to admire, respect and desire via corporate propaganda.

Here is a good four-part documentary which will help explain the mechanisms behind the subtle and not so subtle manipulations which you are duped into believing are your own free choices:

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-century-of-the-self/

Your sarcasm and negativity are just two of the masks which you hide behind, but I can see right through them both. I hope that you enjoy being a tool to forces greater than yourself.

In any case, I appreciate the Thanksgiving wishes...I'm thankful for not contributing to the mass degeneracy of pop culture which causes pre-pubescent girls to twerk in their thongs on YouTube for anonymous attention. So, if celebrating and promoting a beautiful, decent and talented girl is a form of mental illness, then I'm ok with that. :)

>>3701
>>3705
>>3708
Those were really enjoyable posts I didn't expect here, why in the name of god are you still here, on this Пиндос piece of shit board? It's absolutely pointless when basically the biggest shitposter is the board owner himself.

Let it go, it's like discussing guns or literature on halfchan's /b/.

>>3727
oh, the delicious irony

>>3727
you're a cud-chewing head of cattle who's too stupid to realize how stupid he is. take your herd-mentality back to the circlejerk containment board you fled to along with your cowardly kin. you will never be welcomed back to this board, tool.

>>3726

I've seen it. It doesn't really change my views on anything. Life is a machine doing its own thing. Sometimes you do things that others like and it works for your purposes, sometimes you do things they don't like and it still works for your purposes.

Pop culture is a beast made by beasts. We wanted it and we got it. You can't go blaming corporations. They're just a representation of the desires of humanity and greed.

Basically your caveman philosophy, this good, this bad, is antiquated. Corporations can be good, pop culture can be good, anon can be good, etc. You see negativity in me, I see neutrality. I don't see any objectively valid reason why anything about Yulia is better than other skaters. There's reasons I like her more but none that I can objectively say is better. You try to exhibit yourself under pretensions when discounting other skaters and I can see right through the ignorance.

tldr, nigga, don't talk shit about Radya.

>which causes pre-pubescent girls to twerk in their thongs

I don't like it either but has it occurred to you that they do it because they want to? Yes, there's creeps out there that watch it but in a free society, we don't shun free actions because of a few creeps. Your view when overdone is basically muslim culture. There's boys out there that also emulate popular male culture like working out, going shirtless, showing their muscles, etc that are meant to entice females but we don't speak negatively of them, do we? Totally contrarian because only men are creeps, right? In any case, I don't think negatively about something unless there's good reason.

>if celebrating and promoting a beautiful, decent and talented girl

Serious question... How many times a day/night would you say you celebrated Yulia?

But seriously, I get it. There's certain people and environments we like to look up to in admiration and envy; we may see them as a bastion of innocence and purity. It's all that's good and pure in society, or so we want to think, so we promote and perpetuate it. But sometimes we see purity where there is little and sometimes it's more proper to face the world and the bad things in it with emotional maturity, to be able to revel in risk without totally succumbing to it. That's maturity and what's, imo, ideal in a healthy society. This worshiping of innocence and purity is rife on boards of the mentally ill.

>>3727

I think the posts you found "enjoyable" were mod, lol. I suspect there's no more than three to four regular visitors here, one being mod and his sockpuppet anon postings. Also, just because someone argues in longer sentences or more in-depth doesn't mean it's more valid. I do that too sometimes because there's dumbfucks out there like you that totally fall for it. Post related.

>>3727

Not him but I'm here because I can shitpost. I shitposted in the 'super sekret club' but Russians still haven't evolved a sense of humor yet and tolerance for those that aren't like them. Sometimes I don't think mod has but at least we can have a shitpost thread. There's only so much text and pics of Yulia you can post without it becoming repetitive and boring.

lel

>>3733

They twerk because some people want to do it (not saying it's niggers but it may be niggers), then it goes corporate, then younger people emulate. I find twerking a bit off-putting but not upsetting or offensive. I just leave it alone. This hate for anything popular gets pretty annoying as well as the hate for anything which gets pervs hard. I don't get hard from seeing little girls twerk and don't condone it but some things you have to live with in a free society. Because some people can't control their thoughts is no reason to enforce others to control their benign actions. A nigga wanna dance, let a nigga dance.

I'm here because the russgentlemen are board nazis with no humor. No surprise, eh?

And yes, indeed, the pot is calling the kettle black. I have paternal feelings for Yulia and also was imbibed by her performances and personality. I just wonder sometimes if I have mental illness due to my obsessions but also not afraid to poke fun at myself or others. Oftentimes though I come to communities that share the same obsessions just for the company of like minds, even if I'm over that obsession. Sometimes it's inspiring to be around people with passion, sometimes it's fun to show people the reality of other people's passions too. Sometimes their passion isn't anything and everything that's good in life and sometimes it's great to know you're contributing to them realizing that. To inspire them to have passion for the broader world, that other people and their passions can be just as valid. To watch their world crumble and see them open their eyes to a bigger world.

You may call it trolling, I call it awakening. But sometimes a nigga just wanna have fun.

>>3735
We had 2 weeks of pure love and mutual respect.
Then, your idiotism destroyed everything.

Good job. American foreign policy in a nutshell.

>>3752

Both of you act like autistism in overdrive. I guess it's hard to be a mod, especially for a "waifu" or whatever the cool kids are calling their obsessions these days, and not have autism.

>>3752

I assume you were bitching in another thread about mod deleting your comment here. Same with the super secret club. Say anything against Yulia, Russians, or anything mod doesn't like there and the faggot deletes it.

I'm tired of all these mods deleting all this shit. Some of us put a lot of work into our shit posts.

>>3752

Are you still sniffling in your handkerchief about muh evil wordfilter? I'm really not interested in hearing you continuously justify your own eternal asspain when you can simply leave the board which I highly encourage you to do if you are not happy with the way things roll here.

This is my last comment on the matter:

I was lurking the autistically-numbered Russian circlejerk thread trying to find something of value in them. I didn't find anything I used Chrome's built-in translation feature to read their mystic moonrunes and noticed that the name Mike Farley kept appearing over and over again. At first, I thought maybe he was a photographer or someone involved in Yulia's life in some professional way. Then I finally realized that their pet name "kitten" and some of its variants were being erroneously translated by Google as "Mike Farley." I thought it was hilarious and still do so I word-filtered it into their thread, thinking maybe Russian autists had a sense of humor. I was wrong Instead, they started immediately freaking out, having a massive emotional meltdown and in a fit of rage one of them created their own rival board in revolt, where he and his fellow "parishioners" autists immediately fled to continue on with their autistic circlejerk faggotry. Then a perpetual Russian troll from /fk/ who uses proxies and hides his flag on this board tried to capitalize on the revolt by attempting to drive traffic to his own shitty board where he posts pictures of the underage skaters that he faps to He posts only to himself on that board now. A butthurt American poster created another board, hoping to siphon off the English-speakers, but that shitty board has since been abandoned by its owner after only two weeks.

Originally, I was going to keep the word filter on for only a few hours, but since the Russian autists had such a massive pissy-fit over what was only meant to be a small, light-hearted joke, and worse, immediately spread their butthurt cancer to the English-speakers on the board who also began crying and screaming like weak, humorless bitches, I decided to add even more fuel to the fire to increase their butthurt and make their precious tears flow even more freely. protip: the more you cry on this board, the harder I will hit you So the end result was that in the space of only a few hours, everyone, including some quality posters, fled the board like a herd of spooked cattle.

zero fucks were given

This board was created solely out of love and respect for Yulia, whereas, the newly-created boards were based solely on butthurt, revenge, precious tears and autism, which is precisely why those boards are absolute shit and are now either dead, sterile or dying of neglect.

Even though this board did lose some quality contributors during the revolt, overall, it was worth it. It swept the board clean of all cancer and shitposting and taught me to be much stricter on quality control.

This could be a perfect board with as little as five quality regular contributors. Perpetually butthurt Russians shitting up the board with their 2ch faggotry and jealousy are not needed for us to proper worship our goddess. The goal of this board is not to become "popular" with a flood of random people streaming through and shitposting in every thread. However, I do keep it listed on the index so that new people have an opportunity to discover Yulia's greatness and become quality contributors or lurkers here.

So please STFU about this tiresome and boring topic and let's all just move on, or else just leave the board and never come back. I promise you won't be missed.

>>3760
>i'd gladly go back to it or the russian board if you start talking shit
>if you want company, be nice

fuck off. i didn't care the first time you left and i won't care the next time either. leaving the board or threatening to leave has zero effect on me. besides, the only reason you slithered back here is because you learned by direct experience exactly what i predicted would happen: people would go off and try creating their own utopias and end up being humorless, stalin-tier control freaks and/or circle-jerking bores and their boards would quickly implode into failure.

if i was to go into the Mike Farley panel and click on the D+ for my IP address and delete all of my posts here, at least 85% of the board would instantly disappear and all that would remain would be papa's based contributions and shitposters like yourself.

in summary, go fuck yourself

>>3762
i went on your board to lurk for a giggle and i wasn't disappointed. after i read your lament about the "horrible death" of my board i took pity on you and offered to take you back, since the main migration consisted of butthurt, autistic russians who can't handle the banter anywhere they go. i figured we didn't need them to worship and discuss yulia in english anyway. then you snapped on me like a little bitch and told me you didn't want to discuss yulia, but only wanted to use your board as a picture dump. whatever. i rescinded the offer, but you slithered back here anyway, because there is literally nowhere else to go. this is yulia's true home and it always will be. i don't need you or the autists from /fag/ to validate my board in any way. so if you are going to keep being a negative and pissy little bitch, do so on your own board and enjoy the one-way echo chamber. when you get bored with doing that, you can always visit your cosmic twin over on /fk/