/zoo/ - Zoophilia

hitler is a sexy animal

>>7941

Didn't he kill her in the end though?

>>7969

to protect her from the soviets, yeah.

>>7969

he was probably off his face on meth at this point. apparently he felt bad about it afterwards (when he sobered up).

>>7969

if you had read even a single non-biased source about the final year of WWII, you'd know that the russians and british both were pillaging every german occupied residence and raping, torturing and finally murdering everything and everyone within them, sometimes taking prisoners to torture and humiliate for extended periods of time.

they would have loved to get their hands on his dog. the fun they'd have with her.

>>7941

i love it when autistic sexual deviants project themselves and grasp at the straws of completely innocent shit. it's high delusion.

i used to do it too, oh, interpreting cryptic dialogue in films as sexual innuendo just so i can feel i relate to the writer who i have tricked myself into thinking is fucked in the head like me better and such.

hopefully you'll grow out of it

>>7975

>getting this mad over a shitpost on some tiny imageboard.

I like how you automatically dismiss it as high delusion despite you not having any proof that he wasnt fucking Blondi.

Its well documented Hitler loved his dog, not that much of a stretch to think he was fucking her as well. Not my fault that makes you question what you believe.

>>7941

>Definitely on his side.

not on his side. he was a crazy psychopath. why would you be in his side anyways?

>He was 100% a zoo. Theres no way he wasn't tapping Blondi on the side.

like >>7975 said, you are "grasping at straws". granted though, hitler appears to have had

a repressed, latent alternate sexuality. but if that was zoophilia, coprophilia, or something else is unclear.

fact is he invented "animal rights", without hitler no peta and he was a vegan himself.

he never allowed his wife to sleep with him, only his dog, and he was very sad about her death.

>Seriously, how obvious does it need to be? Hitler was tapping sexy german shep tail all the way till the end.

maybe. but not every "dog lover" who gives their dog a quick kiss, or lets them sleep in the bed is automatically zoo.

>>7975 its not "high delusion" to think hitler was a zoo. its unsubstantiated and wishful thinking, but not delusion.

>I dont blame him though. Who can resist a classic german shep?

:)

>Eva hated Blondi and was known to kick her under the dining table.

>No shit, hitler preferred to fuck his dog rather than her stupid ass. she obviously hated that... so just abused the dog instead.

hitler liked his dog more than her. but that still does not mean they had sex. although... it would NOT surprise me.

>Hitler would be posting pussy shots here if he was still alive.

doubt it.

>>7975

>autistic sexual deviants, high delusion, interpreting cryptic dialogue, sexual innuendo, tricked myself, fucked in the head

wow. that was way harsher than necessary.

>hopefully you'll grow out of it

hopefully you'll grow out of calling zoophilia a sexual deviancy and calling zoophilies fucked in the head or autistic.

>>7976

>I like how you automatically dismiss it as high delusion despite you not having any proof that he wasnt fucking Blondi.

noob. its called "the burden of proof". you claimed that hitler fucked blondi, you have the burden of proof.