>Over 1L of jizz per shot
>Imagining a powerful zebra cock blasting you in the face with over a wine bottle's worth of hot, horsey love lotion as it throbs rhythmically in equine ecstasy over the course of a several-minutes-long orgasm
>Heaven-piercing boner achieved
I always had a fantasy about keeping a barn full of stallions and collecting all their semen every morning in a pitcher so i can start my day off right with a warm, fresh stallion smoothie, no sweeteners or preservatives added!
Looks like I can replace the fantasy with a single Grevy's zebra now. I just gotta become an African warlord so I can keep one as a pet.