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 No.1817

zebras cum tremendous amounts and i need to see some of that all over someones face immediately. a zebra cum thread has been born, pls post all ur zebra cum.

 No.1818

File: 1427616488093.webm (2.92 MB, 480x360, 4:3, zebras.webm)

only one I got

 No.1823


 No.1832

>>1818
jesus fucking christ

 No.1835


 No.1855

Moar please.

 No.1859


 No.2077

>>1818
well thats up there with the fastest ive ever got hard

 No.2084

I don't care if it's over someone's face, I just want to see it spurt out into the open.

 No.6478

>>1818

holy shit


 No.6480

>>1823

>>1835

>>1859

Any chance we could get these in webm form? Some of us are on tor.


 No.6481

Just FYI, it's Grevy's Zebras that have the specifics for large balls and semen production.

Grévy's zebra stallions have large testicles and can ejaculate a large amount of semen to replace the sperm of other males. This is a useful adaptation for a species whose females mate polyandrously.

Ginsberg, R., D. I. Rubenstein (1990). "Sperm competition and variation in zebra mating behavior" (PDF)


 No.6721

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>Over 1L of jizz per shot

>Imagining a powerful zebra cock blasting you in the face with over a wine bottle's worth of hot, horsey love lotion as it throbs rhythmically in equine ecstasy over the course of a several-minutes-long orgasm

>Heaven-piercing boner achieved

I always had a fantasy about keeping a barn full of stallions and collecting all their semen every morning in a pitcher so i can start my day off right with a warm, fresh stallion smoothie, no sweeteners or preservatives added!

Looks like I can replace the fantasy with a single Grevy's zebra now. I just gotta become an African warlord so I can keep one as a pet.


 No.6722

File: 1444350178805.jpg (294.63 KB, 424x550, 212:275, zebra science.jpg)

>>6721

Some lucky biologist decided they would do a study to determine how much semen Grevy's Zebras produce. With repeat experiments to make sure his statistics were reliable, no doubt.

That study was done in 1990. Perhaps someone should repeat the study to confirm that the results are reproducible and accurate. In the name of science, of course.


 No.6725

>>6721

Imagine getting fucked by one?

And they say cum inflation can't happen in real life...


 No.6729

>>6721

Zebras are actually perfectly legal in a lot of states. The difficulty lies in the expense of it ($10k price tags), the taming/raising of them, and the unlikelihood of finding an intact male. Since there aren't many zebra breeders around, I suspect they would be very reluctant to part with an animal who might potentially dilute the market in due time.

Oh, they're also all Plains Zebras, Equus Quagga. I don't think anyone raises or sells Equus Grevyi commercially. Still, it's not strictly illegal, so if you were an eccentric millionaire I'm sure you could arrange something.


 No.6730

>>6729

I take it all back, I guess Grevy's are out there in limited supply. For instance, second on this page:

http://www.exoticanimalsforsale.net/zebras-for-sale.asp

$30k for a trio. I think most of us here who pine after horse ween so strongly probably have little or no experience with horses, and I can't imagine a responsible zebra breeder just selling their animals to dumbasses with zero equine experience.

Actually, that's a problem I've always had. Getting into the equestrian lifestyle is obviously the best way to get close to horses, but I could never bother with it because none of it interests me aside from the horsecock. Could you imagine having to play at dressage and ride around with those silly hats and listen to insufferable smalltalk about pony lineages all day, just for the chance at sucking a stud's shaft? I also worry I'd get sniffed out as not genuine for some reason, being a single male of modest means who quite obviously never gets outside makes a very strange candidate indeed for equestrian living.


 No.6733

>>6730

Sell the mares to recoup some of the profit.


 No.6738

File: 1444509101671-0.webm (2.31 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Zebra deshaked.webm)

File: 1444509101671-1.webm (3.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Zebras cum.webm)

File: 1444509101671-2.webm (1.79 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Zebra.webm)


 No.6739

File: 1444509362850.webm (4.71 MB, 1440x810, 16:9, Angle 1.webm)


 No.6740

File: 1444509386222.webm (4.08 MB, 1440x810, 16:9, Angle 2.webm)


 No.6747

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>>6721

you'd probably be happier with a donkey, essentially the same animal but cheap, inconspicuous, smart, social and generally high libido and hung as a horse twice their size


 No.6759

>>6739

>>6740

Best yet, especially the first angle!

>>6747

Is there any research on the libido of a donkey vs. a horse? I would have thought horses would have been hornier, being more high-energy/nervous animals on the whole.

I just flipped through some studies and it doesn't look like a donkey jizzes any more than a horse the same size. Most authorities put the typical volume at 100ml on average. I guess that's OK, but not quite enough to take a literal cumbath with.


 No.6760

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>>6759

>Is there any research on the libido of a donkey vs. a horse?

yes and anecdotal experience, i'm just saying a donkeys got more than enough to give you the full equine experience while having a good personality/calmer and safer


 No.6771

>>6760

Nice! That just leaves the jizz component. I may have to commit my livelihood to selectively breeding a race of big-balled supershooting donkeys to meet my exacting specifications.


 No.6788

What about Jenny mares? Are they as amorous as the males?


 No.6796

>>6788

Im curious about this as well.


 No.6927

File: 1445224018361.webm (2.94 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 570106764.webm)




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