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 No.2169

Anyone else read:
http://www.zoohaven.com/guides/birdsexfaq.shtml
?

Surely somebody here must have tried something like this, right? Does anybody have any images of stuff like this?

 No.2170

>>2169
By the post I meant the Goose portion.

 No.2271

>>2170

don't know but if osmeone filmed a woman having sex with a goose, the sound effects would make it the funniest video ever


 No.2332

Saw a picture of an ostridge penis on /be/. IIRC it's an inverted cloaca, which is kind of gross, but it was pretty good too.

So uh, there's that.


 No.2333

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An ostridge penis.


 No.5807

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quero fazer parte


 No.5828

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 No.7990

>>2169

Haven't tried a goose, but as far as bestiality goes I have only fucked chickens and turkeys. What do you want to know?


 No.8009

>>7990

How well did they take it? I think the turkeys would have been fine.


 No.8014

>>8009

For the chickens, while I was still growing up (and therefore growing in penis length and girth as well), massaging their cloaca open and inserting a few fingers inside to no egg was present was plenty to fit comfortably without lasting harm to my avian lover. Keep in mind that penetration is always uncomfortable for poultry... I believe they think they are laying an egg! Expect lots of spasms as you fit yourself inside. >>7763 roughly shows the reaction of a penetrated chicken, plus lots of frantic clucking.

By the time I was (mostly) full grown, I was too large to fit inside all but one of my chickens. I killed some of them this way. It's not something I wish to repeat.

As for the turkeys, while it was still rather uncomfortable for the bird, the aforementioned foreplay was enough to ensure intercourse was possible without lasting harm. I made a mistake with one of my turkeys and accidentally killed him. He was the submissive male in the group, so without him the other toms had no real outlet for their aggressive behavior. Definitely a mistake on my part that I was careful not to repeat.

Funny story: I believe I have actually somewhat deformed my penis by participating in avian bestiality while I was still growing. It has a somewhat smaller tip than girth and the right side curves slightly to the left, whereas the left side is completely straight. It also twists somewhat counterclockwise when erect and completely flaccid. I think this has to doing with the peculiar anatomy of avian reproductive organs, but I'm no veterinarian, it's merely a pet theory of mine.

Overall, while it was a pretty fun way to discover my own sexuality I don't think I would recommend it to others. You will definitely get bird poop on your dick and if you are well-endowed, you are likely to kill the first couple of avian lovers unless you are really careful. My advice? Stick to dogs.


 No.8016

>>8014

Twisted curvy dick? I'm curious. Could you post a pic?


 No.8022

>>8014

>Keep in mind that penetration is always uncomfortable for poultry...

Then why did you do it? Was getting off really so important for you?


 No.8030

>>8016

If I had a camera I would, but not even my phone has a camera and I am sure as hell not going to ask to borrow someone else's camera to post dick pictures on the internet.

>>8022

I wish I knew. The reality is that I am a sick fuck and I felt compelled to do it even though the risk of injury or death for the unfortunate bird was ever present given the size of my penis. Not wanting to get caught also fueled my choice with adrenaline, which may have been a major factor for why I did it. I remember that the first time I did this, I didn't really know what I was doing and I was almost caught. Maybe that created in me a desire to push the limit and see what I could get away with?

That's the best answer I can come up with. Sorry if that doesn't adequately answer your question, but as I said I am not quite sure.


 No.8031

>>8030

>I fucked chickens to death when I was 12

Surprised you're not a serial killer, to be honest.


 No.8033

>>8031

I'm not surprised by that opinion. The fact of the matter is that, despite my formerly depraved conduct toward poultry, I'm a pretty nonviolent person. In fact, I have never hit another person my whole life except in self-defense, and that only once. I had an odd childhood. I would attribute this to learning Taoism from a young age, but I'm not convinced that was the whole of it.




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