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How to arrange to get fucked? Bitch 04/26/15 (Sun) 07:58:38 No.2347

So, I've been wanting to have sex with a dog for quite some time now. In my hometown, I could post a craigslist ad, and I'd find a ton of people eager to, even when I said that they wouldn't be involved or even in the same room. But I lived with my parents then, and the one time that I arranged to meet someone at a motel, I chickened out.

So, I moved to the big city, and I have an apartment now. It's totally possible now, but people report my craigslist ads here. Anyone know an anonymous way to find people in my area willing to lend me their horny dogs for a few hours?

Anonymous 04/26/15 (Sun) 09:02:58 No.2348

It's incredibly risky and a good way to get arrested.

Anonymous 04/26/15 (Sun) 15:06:49 No.2350

>Asking strangers to fuck their animals while they aren't even present

What the hell is this shit, 4real? My advice is keep using CL so you get v&. You got it coming.

dogluvr 04/26/15 (Sun) 16:22:40 No.2351

beast-dating.com - If your situation is possible, you may try to get your own dog. Then you can have fun everyday :D

Bitch 04/26/15 (Sun) 18:10:17 No.2353

In my state, zoophilia is completely legal, so I won't get arrested.

Bitch 04/26/15 (Sun) 18:12:13 No.2354

And I have a hard time taking care of myself, let alone a dog. I took care of dogs back home with my parents, but I'm so forgetful. I don't want to be one of those well meaning people that wants a dog but neglects them.

Bitch 04/26/15 (Sun) 18:18:25 No.2355

>>2350

I'm surprised that people were actually willing. That sounds more like a problem with them than me being weird for not wanting strange humans watching me have sex. Dogs are simple, and far easier to trust. A strange dog lets you know what he is wanting to do fairly quickly. Humans hurt other people in horrible ways. And I'm thinking of having the owner come to the apartment complex, but not tell him/her the apartment. I don't know, I just don't want to put my safety in another humans hands. But if the dog is okay with coming with me, than that is fine. I'm not going to force him.

Anonymous 04/28/15 (Tue) 15:40:55 No.2388

>>2351

This site is what I've always wanted. Holy shit. Registering RIGHT NOW

Anonymous 04/28/15 (Tue) 16:06:00 No.2389

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One day I'll buy a legitimate business and have a secret dog-fuckin' club in the back.

I mean, an animal brothel seems like a cheap thing to operate, right? No more expensive than normal pet-keeping, but you get small fees from visitors. And there'd be a vested interest in not snitching, without the dangers of competition like you have with drugs and such, right?

dogluvr 04/28/15 (Tue) 16:11:24 No.2390

>>2389

That'll be nice. Making me a little hot. lol

Anonymous 04/28/15 (Tue) 16:35:11 No.2392

Is this the general internet depravity thread now?

>tfw considering applying to farming jobs just for the opportunity to fence-hop

Anonymous 04/29/15 (Wed) 02:22:26 No.2405

>>2389

STDs from dirty people fucking the animals thus getting clean people sick fucking the same animal.

no idea how long they last.

Anonymous 04/29/15 (Wed) 03:31:52 No.2407

>>2405

enforce wearing rubbers if topping, and if bottoming, iirc even really nasty stuff doesn't stay around long because of the differing biological environment.

Or, just also wearing rubbers when bottoming.

Anonymous 04/29/15 (Wed) 05:22:00 No.2409

You wanna wind up like legos?

Anonymous 04/29/15 (Wed) 06:44:22 No.2411

>>2389

>And there'd be a vested interest in not snitching

That doesn't mean shit. Rumors about it's existence will spread and the police will get a hold of it.

And then you are arrested, make the news, and ruin things for everyone else.

Anonymous 04/30/15 (Thu) 17:54:01 No.2442

>>2353

>legal in my state

Doesn't matter, if there is not a specific statute then they go after people with animal-welfare laws.

Anonymous 05/01/15 (Fri) 23:50:14 No.2466

I arranged something with a person off CL for tomorrow. How likely am I to get liferuined and there to be police everywhere when I go or something?

Anonymous 05/02/15 (Sat) 00:49:33 No.2467

>>2411

Seriously. It's not a matter of if you get caught, but when.

>>2466

CL is the worst possible place. If you have to risk hookups, at least go through BF. It's total shit, but at least I've never seen a news article proving cops were doing straight up stings off it. It's publicly known the pigs set up stings off CL. Just don't communicate with BF private messages (or on any of those forums) - use some other form of contact.

Anonymous 05/02/15 (Sat) 01:11:43 No.2469

>>2467

Soo, should I send some bullshit message and flake?

>BF

beastforum? I thought that place was half-dead and just for posting homegroan porn.

Anonymous 05/02/15 (Sat) 01:19:40 No.2471

>>2469

BF is the worst website but it's the only place with a large relatively active personals section.

Anonymous 05/03/15 (Sun) 22:34:35 No.2488

>>2347

What city are you in? I'm in NYC and can definitely make it happen. I'm on BF too if you want to find me there. Let me know.

Bitch 05/03/15 (Sun) 22:59:09 No.2489

I'm in Texas

Anonymous 05/05/15 (Tue) 09:56:24 No.2512

>>2347

What video is that? I've only ever seen the 5 second version

Anonymous 05/09/15 (Sat) 21:36:28 No.2602

>>2489

Where in Texas? I travel to Dallas for work pretty regularly.

Anonymous 06/08/15 (Mon) 16:41:26 No.3343

unrelated but what's the source of OP's pic? looked on the website from the watermark but there's just too many videos, and a LOT of them are private.

Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 02:21:48 No.3361

>>3343

http://beasttracker.net/index.php?page=torrent-details&id=524df2dc06ecce5adfb60be1aee45165c7649d11

Free login required, and, shit, worth it just for those vids.

Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 05:37:17 No.3362

>>3361

wow, never knew about this website

thank you!

Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 09:44:32 No.3365

i'm in cali and would like to figure this out, because I have had zero luck.

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 08:10:37 No.5636

anyone in Vancouver

Anonymous 09/09/15 (Wed) 18:40:00 No.5646

>>2489

I'm sorry