/zoo/ - Zoophilia

>>3148

I don't make any effort to do so, but I'm effectively the same way.

The only female friend I've ever had was online. And "she" was actually a man.

Girls are like men, yet society and puberty had set them in a little separate world than us. Sure they beg for equality but wouldn't perform men's jobs, because you know, they are such delicate creatures.

Anyway, a nice girl is a nice person to deal with. Don't relate to them like potential sexual partners, just talk about everything. With a little bit of emotion and truth, but avoid the common pitfall to give them clues about yourself (that they could use against you even years after) or speak badly about someone else (they *love* to gossip).

The best are tomboys, a-la Applejack or Rainbowdash. Fearless and funny girls. And if they are interrested in you, don't worry, they are not into the charming prince thing, they'll make you know (if they haven't raped you already).

Just beware of the strong fishy taste if you go down on them.

Female human are boring. Just boring.

I stopped trying to be close to a woman for years.

I found nothing interesting to live with a woman.

Contrary to that, mare always pleased me, always be nice, always interesting to be with.

If you guys are trying to say here that you're a zoo for reasons besides "my dog has a pussy and doesn't bitch at me about shit," you're not doing a real great job of it so far in this thread. People of either gender are capable of conversation without some kind of pall of sexual tension constantly hovering over them.

But like I'm one to talk, I've never had a female partner. I knew I was zoo way early on and never had an attraction. I find most human-human porn comedic more than anything else. Back when I participated in furry I had a couple of male partners but I can't say I miss that at all.

Neutral, really. Been with my girlfriend for 19 months now and I've never told her 'bout my darkest kinks, most likely never will. I almost feel guilty 'bout it... She doesn't have a clue about how many pets she's shared my dick with.

>>3155

Women aren't capable of shit, anon. Let's not kid ourselves.

>all human women are boring anon!

>animals are sincere anon!

>mfw one of you even says you haven't had hoomen gf

For real guys? Just get out there. There's a shit ton of interesting women if you're willing to look. Same goes for the gay dudes.

Not to say I don't love me some sweet sweet mare puss.

>>3160

Human women are just shitty human men. Animals ARE more sincere because they don't ever try to actively mislead you or misrepresent themselves, mostly because they lack the capability to.

I sure as shit haven't had a human GF and won't, they are universally inferior to female animals and male humans. Humanfucker shill pls go and pls die.

>>3160

I've not had a human GF but that doesn't mean I haven't tried banging a couple of them. Every time I did I was disappointed. It wasn't sexy at all, in fact it kinda felt gross. I was going into it hoping their pussy would make up for their personalities but it did nothing for me. I'm not a homo either and I've been given a few opportunities.

You say there are some good ones but I don't really care about meeting then enough to shovel through the rest of the shit that is the remain female population.

>>3166

this guy gets it.

>>3166

I feel ya... I had a girlfriend a long time ago, but it really didn't work out. Mainly many other things, but wanting to have sex was just a major turn off... If you're smelling their ass already when you're moving from the boobs to the pussy, it's not going to work.

I just like dogs better, not just for sex, but for the fact they always have energy, never complain, etc.

Even cuddling never gets old :D

>>3179

Oh, and forgot, I'm not much of a talker, as I'm mostly too myself. Though may be part of why my last relationship died, but mostly had issues with her... Don't remember all of what happened, but no point boring you all.

>>3148

You're halfway there.

Now you need to realize that it's not just one sex that is inferior to dogs, it is both.

I've never had a girlfriend due to being heterosexual. . . But, I've been into zoo before I even really understood what sex was. One of my hopes was to find a boyfriend who enjoyed dogs as much as I did but I feel like that the hope of finding a guy who understands and is a good lite partner has died down significantly.

>>3188

I find it impossible to trust people in real life

The guys in this thread complain about how awful human women are as if they're somehow shining examples of the human race themselves.

>>3173

>>3183

boner intensifies

>>3183

So few pictures of male dogs like this.

or female? (cause the picture is clearly a female dog) There are breeds like that, that do that.

>>3188

I feel exactly the same. All the zoo guys I've met were either rapey with animals, objectifying with animals, bitter as fuck, malicious, or completely insane. I don't want to live my life with someone who isn't a zoophile, but I haven't met any who would make a decent partner.

>>3205

Thanks for the hot dog balls.

Thats why im zoo exclusive.

And btw. Im decent, but i dont want to have anything to do with people because they suck ass just like you do.

>want an awesome zoo girlfriend

>might be too bitter or something

I just want to try

>>3158 reporting in.

Just came back from the ranch. Fucked a Dane mix bitch and a chicken all in the same day. Still got a blowjob this same night.

Before I came to this thread, I figured exclusive zoos were a bunch of cringelord faggots, just like exclusive pedos are. You didn't disappoint. Stay shitty, redpills.

>>3243

Good job reinforcing the idea you are an asshole

>>3245

This thread is full of people saying how awful women are and yet *he's* the asshole?

>>3248

He came in with myside bias, found what he was looking for

There's actually more people saying you're all complaining than people complaining

>>3209

to be fair, most zoo women I've talked to aren't exactly less rapey with their animals than guys.

when they want that dog dingdong, they pester their animals just as much. and its they usually think that they can't do no wrong while roughly tugging on a dick. because dildogging must certainly feel great to a dog cause it gets to fuck and all.

not that i've had contact with more than a dozen, but there seems to be a weird bias that men putting their penis in an animal is just on a completely different scale no matter what.

thats not to say that 'zoo'guys wouldn't appear creepier more often. theres certainly much more guys being open about this whole wanting to fuck animals thing, may they be zoo or not.

the normal zoos, you basically dont know that they're zoo because damn, they know that its not exactly something to openly advertise.

and they usually don't search relationships on the basis of who's also zoo and who isnt.

>>3243

Non-exclusive zoos often end up being malajusted furries and bronies. There is no escape from the cringe.

>>3252

I feel like more should, frankly.

If you're actually a zoophile and not just in it for the kink, (which I don't think is necessarily wrong, it's just a different thing) then it's not optional, and it's not something you actually feel comfortable hiding. You do it, because you have to, but your best girl should fucking know.

Is it weird to try to "base a relationship" on a sexual preference? Our culture says so, and I don't think it's ENTIRELY wrong. If all you know about person is they like to fuck dogs, you're gonna have some stuff to work through.

But if this is really, truly important to you, I don't think there's anything wrong with feeling like a partner you can share it with is more important than any of the stuff you might disagree on. Whenever I meet a girl like us who is in a relationship with some vanilla lameass, it hurts my heart. And hers, too. They're pretty much never actually happy, they just look at what they have, and know that they SHOULD be happy with it, and get all ashamed and decide that they don't deserve happiness. So, they'll NEVER, EVER, EVER leave him.

Just... don't do this to yourselves, people. You know that this is your real, deeper dream. Follow it first.

>>3256

Oh, and ladies, for the love god, be genuinely open to dating guys from a lower socio-economic stratum. Men with Real Jobs and Ambition and all that great American bullshit have far more to risk by being honest with you, therefore they won't be.

>>3188

>>3209

You know that people here would love a GF that is into dogs or animals, right? I mean, I'm not trying to start some sort of "dating thread", but if there's people in these threads ok with the idea, I'm sure there's still someone there for you.

>>3274

Ironically they're the people least likely to actually get a gf who'll perform for them. And thats what they're after, just a real life version of the porn they watch. couple this with the fact that they try to contact girls on places like BF (lol) rather than trying to meet one in real life means that the chances are reduced even further.

if you want to find a gf to get fucked you gotta find one IRL. there was a study done that said like 3% of girls had zoo thoughts so it shouldn't be too hard. If thats really what you want then go hit the gym and do something about it rather than complaining on an image board.

At the moment you pseudo-zoos just sound like a bunch of horny 14 year olds.

no thanks. the human body is disgusting. I dont like dealing with people either. I'm zoo exclusive. I dont need human women at all and frankly the idea of sex with one is repugnant. my female kuvasz dog is all the woman I need. the sex is to die for, but she is very loving, and never nags me, never asks for expensive stuff, and is naturally a goddess of beauty.

>>3326

I get where you're coming from, but my dog is nagging me a lot, especially when she wants something like food or going out for a long walk. Worse than any human I've ever experienced.

Also I feel like if you're in a relationship with a human who nags at you or who wants expensive shit from you, you're doing it wrong and you should drop them immediately,

>>3544

does she nag for your love?

>>3274

Probably true but as a zoo girl we feel the same fears and zoo guys generally move to fast (I know we just started talking and you're a dog virgin, but you should come over and let my great Dane knot you), are to scared to follow through (wait? You really do like dogs and wouldn't mind... -poof info the ether-), or don't have matching kinks (my biggest fantasy is to be spit roasted by a guy and a dog. The last zoo I made friends with was a sissy with a gimp suit and a dildo collection large enough to scare be. . . I didn't feel ready to plunge into dog love and domination. )

So, I think what it boils down to its that we are all to socially awkward for each other.

I'm just an opportunistic sex fiend. I find myself attracted to pretty much anything that has a pussy. I know that makes me look like a piece of shit, but I can't really help the way I feel. I'm absolutely sex-crazed.

I had that period in my life where I ignored the way I felt and forced myself to be "normal". I dated and fucked human women and enjoyed every fleeting second of it, but that's all they were to me - objects of sexual desire. I never really loved my highschool sweetheart, but I'd tell her anything she wanted to hear to get her panties off.

I never really felt like I wanted to fuck dogs until I thought about how they pretty much meet all of my needs and I don't need to expend any effort to appear to be someone/something that I'm not just to get access to a wet hole for my cock.

If today, a girl wanted to have sex with me and she were even moderately attractive, I would do it without a second thought. On that same note, if I were locked in a room with a bitch in heat for 24 hours, I'd fuck the dog without hesitation.

Dude, this is EXACTLY how i feel, and how I felt for a vary long time. I'm still attracted to women and I've slept with them so it's not like I'm a virgin. I just can't take their attitudes and b.s. drama.

I mean think about it women. A lot of us would rather fuck a dog than put up with your games. Your body can't get you as far as you think. I've turned down some of the hottest girls I've ever seen because they thought they could get me in the sack. Lol think again. I have higher standards than that. (Says the dog fucker)

>>3624

>zoo guys move too fast

Isn't dumb crap like the entire idea of "moving too fast" why we like animals? We want to get away from the mainstream human standards of relationships and just engage in uncomplicated, compassionate lust. You can do that with people, too. Try it.

>too scared to follow through

christ, why do people do this

Well, there's an easy fix for this one. Find somebody who's already followed through. I've sucked dog dicks. I want somebody to suck dog dicks with. I'm not the only one of that description, I'm sure.

>mismatched kinks

Hey, give and take. Believe me, I'd be totally willing to spit roast a lady getting fucked by a dog. But y'know, I like the knot, too. Usually that comes with kind of a submissive streak. We can both get what we want.

>>3624

well, you always run into a bunch of duds when you start a relationship from the sex side of things.

some zoos are too afraid and they're like unless i've seen you fuck that dog and take pics, theres no insurance you won't just rat me out to authorities. paranoia that should be well understood, I'd assume it takes at least some trustbuilding before you tell a guy about your dog kink, right?

i guess that too scared thing really only happens when you flirt with random guys who might get turned on in the moment but don't really have any interest in this? i mean, i don't think you'd find zoo guys on these websites that don't actually want to go through with something.

and yeah, matching up on other kinks can get tricky, though sucking a guy while fucking a dog doesn't exactly sound like a kink or something the 'i want to see you fucked' guy would not do.

none of that has to do with socially awkward. if you blindly pick from a back of freaks, you're not going to get the freak that fits you, thats for sure.

that being said, internet is a place of lies, so its always a gamble

>>3883

If you blindly pick from a bag of freaks, you at least get a freak. If you don't know that you have that in common with somebody, you're well aware of how awful and stupid that dance is. The only "benefit" of normal dating is a bigger bag. You're still essentially picking blind.