No.318
dude posted this gif on /b/ while requesting the croc fucking webm. thought i'd post it here because well, i've never seen anything quite like it before and i thought it might be of interest.
No.321
…jesus
It actually looks like it's enjoying it.
No.327
>>321Yeah this is definitely the first time I've seen a chicken's orgasm face.
No.360
...Whoa...
Unfortunately animals do not feel pleasure at all (in fact sex is more or less painfull and routine) so this is likely from some comedy film or something. It's why animals don't even show any kind of happiness during sex.
Still want to see more. Even if he's going to get horrible salmonella and worms.
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No.362
>>360So why my mare have orgasms during our relations ?
So why she feel happy and excited when I caress her intimity ?
No.365
>>360This entire comment is bullshit
No.366
>>360That is complete bullshit spewed by people who have no idea how animals work. It is actually quite arrogant to think that humans are so different from animals. We have abnormally large brains that have let us build an advanced society on the basis of spoken languages, reading and writing but our bodies are extremely similar to every other mammal. We have the same organs, the same instincts, the same urges to breathe, drink, eat, fuck…
However, you should not fuck chickens. Although they are able to lay fairly big eggs, their cloaca are not deep enough for a human penis and you will cause internal injuries. Stick to large dogs and horses, please - and do it for the love of animals, not just because you want a living sex toy.
No.372
>>362It's a function to make a scent so more stallions come to breed. It isn't an orgasm. It is simple instinct. You enjoy raping her, thinking you're doing her a favour when actually you're just responding to her instinct. There is no scientific proof animals enjoy sex the way humans do. None at all. But there is proof that most zoophiles do it because they want to feel powerful.
>>366Notice how the poor thing keeps trying to run away from her rapist. he locked the doors and she keeps trying to run away from him. Her tail is between her legs and her body language tells that she wants to leave, alas no escape.
And don't try and tell me dogs have the same thoughts as humans. A human worries where his next paycheck comes from, what his friends think of him, what happens after death. A dog worries where his next meal comes from. That's all. Different psychology. Basic science.
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No.373
>>372>her body language tells that she wants to leavethen why is she licking his dick?
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>>374>>373>only on zoo do people respond with hard hitting facts and not just call the person a faggot.Guys I'm so proud of you.
No.378
>>377
>So proud of my fucked up rapist brethren.These aren't hard facts. Pseudo-scientific bullshit made by rapists aren't facts.
>>374If I'm a troll I certainly did a good job. Most of you are really getting angry so I have a few screenshots and I can call this another victory!
I off now, thank you for being so angry :) LOL
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No.379
>>378Congratulations on your failure
I guess I'll just keep posting videos of dogs that are clearly not enjoying sex and wanting to leave the room then. Like this one.
No.381
Look at this poor defenceless suffering dog, look at the sheer terror in his face as he desperately tries to escape from this cruel, brutal rape. How horrible :(
No.382
This one is really heart wrenching to watch with all the yelps and whimpering
No.403
>>379I like the part when she's having a Big O. A shame my disk turned to crap, that girl enjoyed it.
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>>379>>381>>382That's Stray-X in these videos. Go to Pornsocket.com and search for her Puppy Lessons video. She's a mistress and she's got another chick dressed up like a dog and she's teaching male dogs to fuck her. Very hot stuff.
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>>377>only on /zoo/Do you ever visit other boards? Sounds like "No".
No.487
I wonder how long it will take till there's porn of that featherless chicken breed. They're almost completely bald their whole life.
No.536
>>366>and do it for the love of animals, not just because you want a living sex toy.kekd
No.537
>>487Lel it looks like I could just cut off its head and stick it in my oven for an easy treat
No.561
>>537If I want an easy treat, I'll stick leftover pizza in the oven, I'll baste that fat bird with my baby gravy.
No.575
I've only seen one video with fingering hens, all others are straight penetration which is supposedly harmful due to their size.
Anyone seen anything similar?
No.585
Hens are nice, but I'd give anything to have my tongue on this.
I've searched everywhere and offered so much money for bird-of-prey porn, but can't find anything. You think there'd be at least one falconer out there into his bird.
No.587
is this the croc webm you were talking about, it got me perma banned from halfchan
No.655
No.537 - why cut off its head? just rop it into the deep frier & gut it L8R
No.660
>>585They aren't allowed to own there birds in the US, they just take care of them for the state. It's a very precarious situation and they wont endanger it for a few bucks. They are quite intimate and it wouldn't surprise me if they had relations but don't expect them to collect evidence of it.
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>>318This is fuggin nasty, but then again I'm on this board, so as long as it's not abuse I guess
No.998
>>587anything gets u banned from 4chan now
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>>366Source to the full video?
No.1075
I never knew how expressive they could be, more tender chicken loving!
No.1092
>>587This video is fascinating.
No.1098
>>1075are you sure you don't mean chicken tender loving?
No.1103
>>1075If I could afford to care for some, I'd definitely be up for making some content.
Rubbing and gentle fingering is all I would try though, their holes simply don't look like they could take much.
There's a featherless breed, and I think the hens are kinda cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iynbYU_4cA No.1104
>>1103>Featherless chickenOh dear god, that is the ugliest animal I have ever seen...
No.1105
>>1104It's no different than a dinosaur.
No.1131
>>1103I'm inclined to agree, the hens are quite cute with cute soft bottoms.
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No.1551
"Tastes like chicken."
No.1578
I don't understand why this guy would need to be nude to eat chicken. I mean I'm sure he can't fuck it. Unless he's just that small. But that just makes me sad.
No.1621
>>1578I know I find it way hotter to be nude when giving head
No.1622
So did they actually get the vid? Don't wanna go through 30 pages of butthurt abd talk to find it.
No.1665
>>1622yeah he did. it was this webm
>>587 No.1684
>>1665No, the chicken. Movie scene or real zoo?
No.1695
>>1684It's real zoo. The rest of the video isn't as good, an ugly woman enters the scene and the guy fucks her while she holds the chicken by her cunt. The guy finishes and wipes his dick on the hen.
No.1959
Are there any birds with cloacas deep and sturdy enough for intercourse?
No.1960
>>1959Probably only ostriches, since the males actually have dicks.
Most avians are going to have shallow vaginal canals since they mate with a cloacal kiss.
No.1982
>>1105>implying dinosaurs are featherless No.1983
No.1985
>>1983It's stated in the very first movie that they used amphibian DNA to fill in missing gaps in the material recovered from the amber. Jurassic Park's dinosaurs aren't actual dinosaurs, they're chimeric aberrations, so they can have whatever kind of skin looks awesome.
No.1986
>>1982There's still a hole, ain't there?
No.1987
So can we make this a bird fucking general thread? Or am I the only guy actually into birds?
No.1990
>>1985>>1986Good point! You should work as promoters for
Jurassic Park or Putin or ISIS or NSA.
No.2003
>>1987I want a red-tailed hawk to cloaca kiss my tongue, does that count?
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>>1987Birds are sexy. I heard actually fucking them is fatal
>>2003This
>>2005Like I don't know if that hen will be OK. Probably will that doesn't look too deep
No.2013
>>1959A turkey is big enough you could fuck regularly.
You can actually fuck a chicken without hurting her, if you're gentle, lube up, and most importantly, don't penetrate too deeply. But I'd still recommend a larger bird. It's just safer.
I hear emus are horny bitches. They can get pretty pushy about it, in fact.
No.2023
>>2013>A turkey is big enough you could fuck regularly.Well, that would make for a real happy thanksgiving.
No.2043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diXYu0yp0Ag
>that falcon creampie at the endFuck. What I wouldn't pay for that to be my face.
No.2090
>>318that chicken looks WAY too turned on
No.2091
Is there any video with a bird larger than a hen? Swan would be awesome, but I guess there's nothing like that...
No.2095
>>2090What I was thinking, it must be fake. I mean, do animals feel pleasure from it? I doubt it, especially in an egg laying animal, it's just what they do because they have too, like eating.
No.2096
>>318Degenerates belongs in Auschwitz
No.2098
>>587>gay croc pops a bonner from getting fucked in the ass lol
No.2114
>>2095>it's just what they do because they have too>especially in an egg laying animalPretty much any vertebrate feels pleasure from sexual stimulation.
If you rub a bird's cloaca, it's going to feel pleasure, opposable thumbs aren't a requirement for feeling pleasure.
>>2091Maybe one day.
No.2116
>>2114Yup, if I recall correctly, most of species reproducing sexually feel the pleasure from the sexual stimulation, even though those are primates (humans included) and dolphines who have sex for pleasure itself.
And yeah, maybe one day... Would try providing OC on that, given I had opportunity to do so...
No.2118
So, would you?
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