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 No.3506

I'm in the suburbs. There's deer (and sexy buck studs!) around occasionally.

What Do?

 No.3510

The traditional advice with deer is to get some female pheremones -- found most often, apparently, in stores marketing towards hunters -- and hope to get lucky.

Then there's the fags over in /zoocore/ who want you to hold one down and rape it to show it who the alpha predator is or something stupid like that.

Strike a balance between anthropomorphising a deer's mental processes and pretending it isn't a sapient critter, and the answer becomes clear: use its own mental programmin' to find a way to get some delicious deer sex, man. Good luck to ya'.


 No.3511

like all deer porn... hunt deer, fuck corpse while its still warm. make bad quality video of only genitalia and jack off imagining it was actually still alive


 No.3518

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I don't think it's possible unless they're hand raised or extremely tame.


 No.3519

>>3511

this


 No.3542

>>3511

>>3519

>what are sedatives


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>>3542

/zoocore/ pls




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