/zoo/ - Zoophilia

I posted this in another thread on another board, about how to use an inflatable dog dildo and some other stuff to best simulate it. It can at least give you an idea.

Now, if you want to properly emulate what it's actually like, you'll need to following items, and preferably a friend to help you out.

A roll of carpet, about 100 pounds worth, of whichever type of shag you prefer; I like shorthaired dogs.

A run-of-the-mill water pistol, of a capacity at least a cup or so.

Lots and lots of lube.

The dildo, of course.

Now, what you're going to want to do is thin the lube until it's very watery and heat it up to a little over 100 degrees, and also microwave the dildo or otherwise heat it to the same temperature while you're at it. Next, liberally coat the dildo with the lube and save about a cup for the water pistol. This next part is what helps to have a friend: get naked and on your hands and knees and right away drop the entire roll of carpet on your back and simultaneously squirt basically the entire contents of the water pistol onto your hole of choice, not caring if most of it misses the mark. Without waiting for more than a couple seconds, jam the dildo inside yourself, hilting it fully in 3-5 thrusts, and immediately begin inflating the knot. Continue to yank back and forth on the dildo for about 30 seconds while the knot inflates inside you to baseball-sized. Oh, I forgot, you're going to need a hairdryer blowing on the back of your neck while this is happening. I'm not sure how you could emulate the wetness, but try to pulse the thing on and off rapidly between thrusts.

When all this is over, depending on how well-behaved you want to imagine your dog is you can either leave the dildo inside of you for 20-45 minutes with the carpet on top, or kick the roll of carpet off your back and behind you, and pull really hard on the knot for a roughly equal amount of time.

Similar question: what's it like to fuck a dog?

>>3653

Very, very warm, and very, very tight. Unlike female humans, a bitch has a tight ring near the entrance that holds onto the male dog's knot. It swells up like a donut-shaped internal erection, so it's actually more like penetrating an anus than a vagina.

They also freaking LOVE getting fucked, some even when they're not in heat. They'll stand pat while you finger them, and sometimes hump into your hand (and always orgasm multiple times if you do it right), but don't seem to get much out of it. If you use your dick, though, for some reason it's a lot more exciting; after you finish she'll be ridiculously happy, running around and jumping around and whatnot. It's pretty fun.

>>3657

Wow, I didn't know they enjoyed it like humans do, I thought it was just another instinct for them...

>>3661

There exist zoophiles who don't know that pretty much all mammals enjoy sex?

>>3662

Don't forget: when "in the mood for love"

>>3661

I don't get why people think like that. other than they are just stupid and ignorant(is bliss).

mammals have all the same basic parts. balls penis vulva vagina and a brain. our brains aren't wired differently. Brain difference with how much sophistication with humans at the top.

animals still feel fear, pain, hunger, joy/happiness, pleasure, etc all the basic emotions and feelings.

>>3664

Just good luck in getting stupid people to realize that. What would the world be like if someone educated the world on how human and sex with animals is not as bad as they're "told" to believe. But that's educating, with the way education systems are (mainly in the US), no one likes to learn, unless its a new smartphone gadget.

>>3664

That's what common sense might tells you, but not basic education (animals fells no pain and such) and religious backwards (animals have no soul).

BTW people thought for quite a long time the earth was flat shaped, sun revolved around us, the heart was the recipient of our soul and even creationists are now spreading like wild fire. Go figure.

>>3712

Specifically? Depends on the size and breed a bit, and your size. How old/experienced are you? What kind/how big is your dog?

If you can toss a stress ball (the squishy foam tennis ball sized ones) into a condom, lube up a bit, squeeze it down and insert it, then pull on it and keep it in you with your vaginal/pelvic floor muscles, you'll have an idea of a knot. The humping is kind of wild, and the cum... You just get shot full. No WA to adequately describe that one. If you've ever had a human give you a cream pie and liked it, a dog's load will send you to the moon and back.

Are you realistically considering trying, or are you just curious at this point?

If serious, there are positions that are better for preventing or aiding a firm tie. Lmk, and good luck!

*hugsnstuff*

>>3664

When I was still unsure if banging animals was right or not I googled whether bitches have a clit as thats pretty much only there for one reason. It seems obvious now, but its not something anyone tells you.

>>3734

Male or female?

(kind of matters about the knot)

Mostly you want to be at almost right angles everywhere. Shoulders and hips level, knees directly below, or slightly behind your hips - the specific angle depends on anal vs. vaginal, but only a wee bit. You should kind of know based on your experience.

As far as keeping him from turning... that's kind of breed/individual specific. As for taking the knot, the size should keep it in if you've got good PF muscle tone.

Does he significanly outweigh you, or are you particularly petite?

same name on reddit if you want to pm me.

>>3737

I have been really interested in wanting to be taken by a dog.

A few times I've had a tiny bit of luck with some. One was a stray that came by because my bitch was in heat, and was able to take him in for a while and see if he would like to play. Only I was able to get a little bit of a blow job, and had him in a humping motion, and saw a bit of his knot.

On another dog I was caring for, and thinking I was going to keep, but he was just too aggressive to even keep... I tried to seeing if he'll penetrate me, but wasn't too successful. Only humped me for a bit, and wouldn't let me touch his sheath when I wanted to line him up. I haven't had toys to get me prepared for it, but overall didn't have any success anyway.

I think he was a shepherd/beagle mix or something, and the stray may have been a shepherd mix.

I'm a male btw, and what type of toys would you recommend I try so I can be ready for when I get another male dog? My preference may be getting something medium size, like a lab or something like that.

I'm on reddit as well if you want to pm me to.