Story time for shit like your first time, embarrassing stuff etc
>be me
>today
>ive figured im past trying to sex my mom's dog, im not desperate enough
>jerking off to furry
>my mom's dog (its a male) walks in and starts watching
>im used to this, but for some reason I take interest this time
>let him lick my dick a little, then finish on his face and paws
>immediately panic
>my panickyness makes the dog guilty and nervous
>panic even more
>after cleaning him off I run back to my room to consider suicide
The worst part is that my first sexual experience will always be getting licked in the dick by my mother's dog.