/zoo/ - Zoophilia

I love my dogs more than anything. That picture above pretty much says it all how I kiss. :p

I think about my dog I leave for work all the time, but doing a new job soon, so we can be with each other all the time. Even put a piece of meat in my mouth and let her come up to me and take a bite out of it and I take the rest.

I love my dogs more than anything. That picture above pretty much says it all how I kiss. :p

I think about my dog I leave for work all the time, but doing a new job soon, so we can be with each other all the time. Even put a piece of meat in my mouth and let her come up to me and take a bite out of it and I take the rest.

I "love" my animals but honestly zoos exaggerate this such a fuckton it gets retarded.

>>4769

you dont think some people actually love there animals this much? you realise there are normies who are basically in love with their animals this much right? not all zoos are only about fucking their pets, some of them actually like do non sexual stuff with them as well.

>>4775

No. I think zoos exaggerate to the point of absurdity, from artificially overblowing it for social effect or self-deception, to reading too much or not enough into animal behavior. When they start anthropomorphizing animals with human notions of "love", that's crossing a line. Normal people do all this, but zoos should know better.

I'm of two minds on this. On the one hand, this dude saying it's overblown or anthropomorphization, he's got a point. I mean, look at OP's pic. The dog is closing his eyes. That's RETARDED. The whole eye-closing thing is a social affectation that comes from all the weird, complicated bullshit that other animals don't have. That's half of why we like them, and I think we make ourselves look really goddamn stupid when we forget that. Compared to us, dog emotional states and relationships are simple, in a way that feels better and wiser than the various layered anxieties that make up a human superego.

On the other hand, that doesn't necessarily make them any less passionate. If you're just fucking your dog, if you don't feel a deeper connection, that's your own inability. They care about us, just as we care about them. And the fact is, they understand us alot more than we understand them. They've evolved specifically to do so.

youre right about the pic in the OP, that kind of romantic stuff doesnt happen, but that doesnt mean you cant love animals the same amount and in a similar way to how normies love each other.

>>4779

Yeah, I've open-mouthed "kissed" a couple male dogs (that I considered myself mated to for that time) and they would react with, at worst total aversion, and at best "oohh, is there some FOOD in there for me?!" kind of licking.

Dogs kiss because they want you to vomit partially-digested food into their puppy-mouths so they can eat it. Never forget this.

>>4786

>Dogs kiss because they want you to vomit partially-digested food into their puppy-mouths so they can eat it. Never forget this.

>implying that's not my fetish

>>4786

You've never licked a dog's mouth and he starts licking your mouth and it end up in this sort of external french kissing of licking each others tongues? I'm sure plenty of zoo's have done this.

Dogs also lick faces as a sign of submission and you licking their face means you are submitting to them. Both licking each others faces is a sign of mutual submission.

>>4786

Dogs are smart enough to realize that you aren't vomiting anything after the first few times.

>>4776

>>4786

>>4789

And I think people need to stop ascribing dogs' actions to a singular purpose. What if they simply like it? I've had (almost) daily contact with a big, male, castrated :( dog for a while and when "kissing" me he would stand over me or lie on top of me and be very assertive (but not aggressive) and enthusiastic about it. I don't really see these positions working as "submissive" for him. And yes, he did often close have his eyes at least half closed.

And if he did it to induce vomiting up food, he was exceptionally optimistic, keeping this up for 10-20 minutes and more, month after month.

>>4796

If you think your dog is 'kissing' you 'affectionately', take a break from the furry porn and study some psychology.

If you think you've 'imprinted' 'affectionate behaviours' onto him, take a break from the zoo porn and study some psychology.

Sorry, critter, but as much fun as it is to think that animals work like humans but just can't speak to us, there's a whole different conceptual framework in place there that harbours entire alien and completely unknowable feelings and emotions. We can make good guesses and we have useful analogues LIKE affection to work with, but no - just, no. If you think his eyes being half closed is muey senpai kawaii, get real; it's a dog.

>>4810

>namefagging

>getting mad for no reason while essentially agreeing with him.

>>4810

Your feelings are an illusion anyway, there is no way you and a dog can be much different

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