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File: 1443203593378.jpg (429.2 KB, 1020x780, 17:13, Kuvasz-1.jpg)

 No.6163

This thread is a place where Kuvasz Fucker can post his highly opinionated rants about different sized bitches and people who cant help but feed the trolls can argue with him.

Created because you faggots wont leave the sexy dogs thread

 No.6165

>>6163

Just for clarification, since I have no idea what the heck a Kuvasz is, .... Is that picture a Kuvasz? If so, can I get a banana for scale? I am unsure of the size of the canine pictured.

What the bloody hell is this argument even about? Someone has a self-proclaimed and undying love of one specific breed? If that's all, they just need to make their comment and move on.


 No.6167

>>6165

He's basically claiming that anything smaller than a giant breed is too small for enjoyable penetrative sex.

That of course started a big argument, and they've completely destroyed what was once a solid thread despite many people asking them to start a thread

As for the breed, i personally know next to nothing about them


 No.6169

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Pics or it didnt happen. There is no way in hell he has a breeding pair. If he does, he's even more stupid than I thought to go ahead tell the internet that he breeds them seeing as these things are super rare.

My bet is that he's just some weirdo who gets off on being a part of whatever this little zoo culture thing is and has to announce to everyone that he bangs dogs regularly just so he feels like he fits in. If he really was fucking dogs as much as he says he does, he wouldnt be sat in here spewing his garbage.

Why is it that zoo communities attract so many weirdos? and why do we have to be inclusive of them?

more and more I'm starting to hate what little zoo community there is. including these weirdos as zoophiles just segregates us as a group and causes people to drift away. Funny how all the old zoos cant see why their little groups faded away to nothing...

Thats why I like 8chan. Petty squabbles cant escalate here unless you namefag. The whole fucking point of anonymous imageboards and this dumbass fucks it up and ruins it for everyone else.

fucking cancer that is killing /zoo/...

Yeah those massive guarding breeds are hot but I want a dog that can go round and chill out among other dogs/people.

pic related, the holy trio of dogs.


 No.6170

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>>6169

Just realised the first guy might be a shep/husky mix. heres a proper husky.


 No.6171

>>6170

I have to agree with your choice of breeds, but kuvasz fucker will point out that hes just too big for medium to large bitches. Even if that's true, I'm well aquainted with what the average male gsd and husky has between his legs, and i can tell you that in most cases a GSD bitch is going to be plenty big for a male human. Huskies are more hit and miss, but there are plenty that can comfortably take an average human.

I think he's mostly just frustrated that there arent more zoos with his particular breed of dog, and like most proud parents, he sees the kuvasz as the best dog in the world. Still, it's annoying as fuck to hear.


 No.6172

I'm a zoophile, blah blah I'm offended, that's rape, you're doing it wrong, blah blah wrong size, you don't truly love the animal.

I couldn't give less of a shit about this, you're not making it better.


 No.6173

>>6172

I dont want to make it better. He's started the same argument in multiple threads now. Im tired of seeing that shit everywhere, so i made a place for it.


 No.6175

>>6169

Yeah, all that. Zoo's a community of misfits. I remember forumgoers desperately wanting to portray zoos as normal people who happen to prefer animals. And sure you can find some. But the truth is if you look at the online sphere it's a lot more quirky than that, sometimes ridiculously. The most "normal" zooish people I could find were more into bestiality or the hippy "I'll try anything once" types who were otherwise horny regular joes, whom ironically some zoos prefer to categorically hate.

I don't have a problem with eccentricity per se (who am I to talk). The number one thing that keeps me away is the amount of sheer stupidity and bad ideas. Entire communities founded on anti-security and kept that way for a decade+ and legions of clueless people who are dangers even to themselves. And not just newbies, people who have been there for a long time, like you say.

But beyond that, people's mentalities and the predominant mentalities are way too limited, narrow-minded and sheltered for the stage I've entered in life. I just can't relate to any of it anymore. Especially this obsession to create a positive public zoo image. But at the same time it makes for great comedy.


 No.6350

>>6175

would you expect anything less from online sexual communities?

most of the people who would even consider going to those aren't exactly "normal"


 No.6356

>>6169

actually I do, and for your information the reason I have not posted pictures yet, is exactly that. they are an endangered breed, and easily identifiable. now close up pussy and butthole shots, that would be doable, though the clarity may not be the greatest trying to hold the fur aside and work the cam. but full body shots... not here. on IM to other zoos I trust sure, but not publicly.

smf sldo get your facts straight please. I never said definitively that fucking smaller breeds was harmful, I said it /can/ be in some cases, but was primarily pointing out the reasons a loose sloppy canine pussy feels better than a tight one. where you got the harmful bit is when I said IF there were to be a big Z-rights push, it would be a LITTLE easier if everyone was with XL bitches and mares only. you like it tight.... fine diffen\rent strokes... as long as its not a chihuahua or something physically incompatible. but that doesnt help the case for decriminalization is all I was saying. to me, and probably a good many others, the way a loose bitch can work those muscles is pure perfection. not hating anyone for doing smaller girls hell I fucked a beagle once for fucks sake. just saying that XL breeds feel better. and I'm about average, a little above average size. cockwise. just so you know I'm not cockbragging. and heres the thing. I dont breed them to show, I breed them to fuck, and to help save the breed from extinction which is why I encourage zoos to consider the kuvasz as their next mate (when the current mate passes, etc). the more of us that get in play the less likely the spaynazis will get to neuter the breed into extinction.


 No.6357

>>6171

Its more a matter of being afraid I am going to accidentally hurt them and not being able to forgive myself. a gsd would be more reasonable, sure. but I know beyond any doubt there is no way I am going to accidentally injure a kuvasz. or any other XL breed for that matter. plus I personally love the unique way only an XL bitch can "suck you off' with her vaginal muscles while you're fucking her. thats the closest I can get to describe what it feels like to someone who hasnt felt the difference. if you ever get the opportunity to tro an XL bitch, you will see what I mean.


 No.6358

>>6356

>I breed them to fuck

truly a shining representative of the zoosexual community we've got here!


 No.6360

>>6358

hey never said it was glamourous, but somebodys got to do it, lest the naziesque s/n crazies ruin it for all of us. instead of dissing the statement I made, you should realize the whole problem is there arent enough zoos breeding the to fuck to offset the s/n craziness that is keeping the breed on the verge of extinction.


 No.6365

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Why the fixation on Kuvasz anyway? There are many big breeds...

Now being fucked by a Kangal, that must be awesome - if you can take it...


 No.6370

>>6356

no thats not how it works, you have no reputation here. anyone could make this shit up which is why pics are used so that we know you're not lying. Feel free to namedrop anyone who would be able to confirm any of your statements.

> the reason I have not posted pictures yet, is exactly that. they are an endangered breed, and easily identifiable

easily identifiable, what a laugh, theyre just white all over and like you say, pussy shots would be fine. This is not a good enough excuse.

> and I'm about average, a little above average size. cockwise. just so you know I'm not cockbragging.

oh god, what the fuck is this shit?! The problem I have with you is that you never post anything that adds to the discussion. Why do you think we want to hear about kuvasz again? protip: we dont.

Like it or not, you are a weirdo and a fake until I see some sort of proof (which you haven't ever provided anywhere on the internet).


 No.6378

>>6365

everyone has their preferred breed. personality traits, physical appearance and whatnot. I personally dont think i could deal with the shorter lifespan of the average giant breed.


 No.6414

>>6378

fyi a kuvasz doesnt have a shorter lifespan than most mediums, around 12 years + is average for a kuvasz.

and yes they are just all white, but with a characteristic double-coat. and ''easily identifiable as to the breed I meant, and thus because they are so rare... you get my point. and ok, that I can do.


 No.6527

@kuvaszfucker

still waiting for close-ups


 No.6551

>>6370

>Like it or not, you are a weirdo and a fake until I see some sort of proof (which you haven't ever provided anywhere on the internet).

HE will never provide anything... I'm sure he's never even made ONE video or photo... He just comes and gloats that his dog is the best than anyone elses here. That's why I gave up talking with him.

IT's funny that he thinks all zoos have a kuvasz and we should have content to share.


 No.6552

>>6365

I would love to have a go at him! But would love to see how the female is :D


 No.6555

>>6551

actually I have, and I was waithing to post because I was testing the waters, you know, to see if there was any interest in kuvasz pussy seeing as nobody else has posted any online anywhere. now I see there is, so posting a good series tonight when I get home. (out of town on buisness atm).


 No.6556

>>6365

That looks like a world a hurt incoming. As sexy as that is to see, no way in hell. No desire to be a size queen.


 No.6623

>>6555

So, how was you business trip? Good? So good, that you forgot to post something on board?


 No.6692

>>6165

Looks like it's pretty much the same as a great pyrenees or a long haired version of an anatolia shepherd.

Other than those st Bernard and great Dane videos that everyone has I wonder if there are any big bitch videos with these breeds.


 No.6693

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>>6692

*Anatolian Shepherd


 No.6695

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>>6555

The suspense is killing me.


 No.6778

>>6695

dont worry about it... that guy will gloat all day.


 No.6784

>>6163

op wont deliver i doubt he even has a kuvasz he is just looking for porn of one to get his rocks off i mean he has not even posted any vag shots or even a nice big doggy cock to hold us over


 No.6785

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hehe I fuckin called it.

Sometimes you just have to be the asshole. Its for the good of zoos everywhere that we find and expose weirdos like him that pretend to be zoophiles. They not only leave a shitty atmosphere for the rest of us but they also paint us all with a bad brush and perpetuate the crappy stereotypes to those looking at us from the outside. I already know some of you dont care about that, but what does matter is when someone is unsure of themselves and their zooness and comes to ask questions and assholes like kuvaszfucker just tells them to go out and fuck a kuvasz This is obviously no help whatsoever to those who are unsure of themselves and makes them think they are more alone than they really are.

Its funny because these fetishists can be spotted a mile away. Its too bad non of the forum mods are more proactive in banning these guys.

Included gorgeous dog pictures for shits and gigs.


 No.6891

>>6785

If anyone else have known him before, as in Kuvaszfucker or known as Beagle fucker, or what other gay name he uses now... He seems to suck at changing identities. Your comment pretty much tells who he is. He's a trusted member at ZF (zoophiles forum) so of course they're not going to do anything. Heck, the admins/mods don't believe anyone if you're not a trusted member, or even a member of staff.

Love the pics btw!


 No.6896

>>6891

No surprise there. Birds of a feather.




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